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"Hamster House Week 4"
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09-02-11, 09:03 PM (EST)
 
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1. "Audience Only" |
Anyone except active and sequestered hamsters may post in this Audience Only sub-thread.
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09-02-11, 09:08 PM (EST)
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3. "Week 4 HoH Competition" |
LAST EDITED ON 09-02-11 AT 09:21 PM (EST)Greetings, hamsters! As we have seen over the last few weeks, you all have a gift for words. So, this week we will play a word game for the Head of Household competition. All you have to do is find as many words as you can from the letters in: HAMSTER HOUSE. All words must be 8 letters or more and plural words are allowed. Proper names, place names, hyphenated words, acronyms and other non-words are not allowed. The only online source that you are allowed to use is to verify that your words exist in this dictionary. You get 1 point for each 8 letter word, 2 points for each 9 letter word, 3 points for each 10 letter word and so on. If you list a word that does not exist in the dictionary above, you will be penalized -1 point. Plurals to words (usually with an 's' at the end) are allowed even though plurals are not listed separately in the dictionary. Everyone except last week's HoH (that's you, zazzy!) submits an entry for this HoH competition. Give a full list of all the words you come up with and the total points you earned. Submit your entry by Sunday, 10:00 p.m. As usual, late entries will be disqualified. In case of a tie, the next tie breaker is who finds the most number of the largest words found, from the most number of letters to the least number of letters. If there is still a tie, the winner will be determined by a random draw. Have fun with your word play, hamsters. You already know you’re good at it! 
The Zenbot detects one of those words in this post!
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09-03-11, 12:11 PM (EST)
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10. "RE: THANK YOU" |
Ah, hope you feel better soon!Here, have some hot tea: 
And here are home honey'd teaspoons just for you: 
and some special honey buttermilk tea bread: 
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09-03-11, 06:04 PM (EST)
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13. "RE: Week 4 HoH Competition" |
Your problem is the space bar. If you write "Thisishard" then you have a 10 letter word. Ok, Ok, it doesn't work with Hamsterhouse but "Thosearemush" does.
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09-04-11, 01:25 PM (EST)
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30. "RE: Hiya Zen baby" |
I just get a big kick out of footbot!
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09-04-11, 12:42 PM (EST)
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28. "RE: Hamster House Week 4" |
Ah, it's Sunday in the Hamster House and there are 4 hamsters busy at work on the HOH comp!Here's a nosh to help you in your studies--some homemade pecan coffee cake: 
and to go with that coffee cake: 
(I'm a tea girl but this challenge calls for a strong cup of joe!) 
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09-04-11, 07:19 PM (EST)
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38. "RE: Hamster House Week 4" |
Jbug, Kris, Corvis, Michel,I'd like to leave my HOH post with a sweet taste...so I've been busy making chocolate chip cookies for you today: 
Enjoy!
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09-04-11, 10:06 PM (EST)
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48. "HoH Competition Results" |
 Greetings, hamsters. The Head of Household competition is over with all four entries in! Who will be the fourth Head of Household? Some of you found quite a few words, although nobody found all of the possible words. Two of you, however, did find the largest possible word: HOUSEMASTER. What an appropriate word for the Head of Household! And it also turns out the same two of you tied for your final score. You two are... Corvis and michel! As a result, a random draw was required to break the tie and determine the winner of this week's Head of Household competition. And that winner is... 
Congratulations, Corvis! You may now decorate your Head of Household room if you so choose. Corvis, you now must choose two nominees for eviction and post their names in this subthread by Monday (tomorrow) night, 10:00. That's all for tonight, House hamsters. Hope you enjoyed your word play!
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zazzy 4390 desperate attention whore postings
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09-05-11, 10:08 AM (EST)
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56. "RE: Hamster House Week 4" |
Good Morning, fellow houseguests!In honor of Corvis's HOH win, I have set up an omelette bar for all of us: 
What do you like in your omelette?  (and if we have been eating too much lately, we can do the all egg white omelette )
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09-05-11, 10:26 AM (EST)
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59. "RE: Hamster House Week 4" |
I have never eaten so well before this HH experience. Sheesh! I like all the different kinds of cheese in my omelet. And some ham. And fresh tomatoes. Maybe some red and green peppers?But before we eat...who wants to see my HOH room? First thing I noticed was a poster from one of my favorite movies on the wall... 
Ah, Star Wars. And look - my basket of treats... 
I love candy. Except Snickers bars - anyone want it? But don't even think of touching my Nerds. And my letter is from my daughters. Dear Dad(dy), This is Rachel. Piper and Sammi insisted on the "dy". We all miss you lots and lots. I am dancing up a storm - you are going to get out of there in time for my recital, right? Oh and Dad, show no mercy. Win this thing! Sammi wants to right something. I love you, Daddy. Love Sammi. I mis you. This is Rachel again but I guess that's obvius from the writing. Piper wants to write her name. PIPER. Okay, I guess we have to stop now. Miss you! Love, Rachel Sammi and Piper 
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09-05-11, 04:35 PM (EST)
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73. "Nominations" |
It's time for the nomination ceremony!I'll pull the first key and that person is safe. They'll pull the next key and so on. *Pulls key* michel, you are safe. *michel pulls key* Zazzy, you are safe. As you can see, I have nominated kris and jbug. The fact of the matter is, this was not a difficult decision. I've played the same game since week one, when I made a definite alliance with zazzy and michel. jbug, we talked alliance early on, but I think it's fair to say you were never truly committed to working with me. And kris, from what I can see, you've been offering anything to anyone to keep you safe each week. Not that I blame you - it's gotta be tough being on the block each week. So please realize this is nothing personal, jbug and kris, but I stick with my alliances. And I have complete faith in this alliance. I know they will stick with it even if one of the nominees wins the veto and removes herself from the block. So I am certain that either jbug or kris will join the jury next. Of course, I wish you both good luck in the veto competition. I really like both of you and don't want to send either one of you to the jury, but of course someone has to go. This nomination ceremony is adjourned.
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09-05-11, 05:13 PM (EST)
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76. "Power of Veto Competition" |
Hello, everybody!Now that Corvis has named the nominations for eviction from the Hamster House, it's time for the Power of Veto competition! All House hamsters can participate. You all have such colorful, well-rounded personalities that this competition is based on just this theme. All you have to do is guess the number of circles in this little piece of abstract artwork that Zenbot has created in honor of your colorful characters. 
Some of those circles are almost hidden by some other circles, so look carefully! Entries are due by tomorrow, Tuesday, 10:00 p.m. As usual, any late entries will be disqualified. Until next time, have fun, hamsters!
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09-06-11, 01:09 PM (EST)
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88. "RE: Power of Veto Competition" |
"I'm so dizzy, my head is spinning,Like a whirlpool it never ends, And it's you (guy) that's making me spin, You're making me dizzy..."
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09-06-11, 01:01 PM (EST)
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86. "RE: Power of Veto Competition" |
Tempted here to say something about men and their units...*holding back* ;)
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09-06-11, 08:24 PM (EST)
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89. "PoV Competition Results" |
Hi, all you colorful hamsters! It's time for the Power of Veto competition results. Well, all five of your answers were very close to each other. Two of you overshot the count, probably counting distant pieces of mostly hidden large circles already counted, which is easy to do. Two of you were only one circle short of the actual count. But one of you accurately counted all of the 181 circles, so the winner of this PoV competition is... 
Congratulations, jbug! You now have twenty four hours to decide if you wish to save either of the nominees up for eviction (and you happen to be one of them!). If so, Corvis as the HoH will name a replacement nominee by Thursday, 10:00 p.m. So, jbug, post your Power of Veto save choice (or whether you don't intend to use your Power of Veto) here by tomorrow night, Wednesday 10:00 board time. Until next time, everyone!
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zazzy 4390 desperate attention whore postings
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09-07-11, 11:04 AM (EST)
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106. "Good Morning, fellow Hamster Housers!" |
Wow, slow morning in the HH!Since we have been eating so much lately, it's time for a hike and I've got the trail mix for us: 
And if you want chocolate in your trail mix, that's for *after* the hike!
So, who wants to go for a hike?
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09-07-11, 11:12 AM (EST)
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107. "RE: Good Morning, fellow Hamster Housers!" |
LAST EDITED ON 09-07-11 AT 11:12 AM (EST)Now that's what I call hamster food! This is Corvis getting ready for our hike; http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ms3QdGIzltU he's a bit afraid you won't bring enough trail mix for all of us. 
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09-08-11, 09:26 AM (EST)
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119. "Eviction speech" |
Fellow hamsters, greetings one and all!Well, the time has come AGAIN for me to tell you AGAIN why you should keep me in this wonderfur (yes fur) house. First let me say, I've really enjoyed playing this game. It's been fun and getting to know you all has been great. Makes me want to meet you in the real world! And not covered in fur. I've been on the block every week. Every week, I've asked you to keep me safe and not vote me out. Every week, some, if not all, of you have asked for something in return (don't vote you out, nominate someone of your choosing, and/or don't nominate you, etc). So far, I've not been able to return that promise to any of you. Kinda hard when you're on the block EVERY FREAKIN WEEK!!! At any rate, I won't throw Michael under the bus. Every week when I've made my speeches, I've never thrown the other person under the bus and I won't start now. That's not how I play. I am asking you all, though, to think about how I can get you to the end. I think you will find that if you keep me around instead of Michael, I may be useful to you. Good luck to you all in making your decisions. I hope your vote is to keep me. Good luck to you, as well, Michael. It's been fun 
*a dear abby special*
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09-08-11, 06:52 PM (EST)
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125. "Eviction speech" |
Nice speach, Krissmiss.
You have showed a lot of class in this game. I do want to say that this has been a fun game up to now and I hope you guys feel that I contributed to the fun. Thanks Zenbot for setting this up.
Thanks to our wonderful audience of 2 or 3 (don't clap too loudly!)
Finally, thanks to all the Hamsters and especially their amazing culinary skills.
(I've gotten so fat that I couldn't get out of this chair even if you evicted me!) I managed to smuggle in a few bottles of fine scotch but you need to keep me in the house to know where they are. Kind of like a new reality show: Take the Scotch and Run! 
Thanks Dear Abby!
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09-08-11, 12:17 PM (EST)
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122. "RE: Hamster House Week 4" |
*It's worth the slop risk!**Waves Hi!* Hi, Agman! And in your honor: 
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09-08-11, 02:51 PM (EST)
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123. "RE: Hamster House Week 4" |
I think this agman fellow is the joker in disguise.
Or maybe the joker is the agman in disguise.
See how easily I'm confused? 
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09-12-11, 01:21 PM (EST)
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136. "Time Warp dance!" |
I posted last Friday am that I would be out most of the weekend...so now I'm doing the Time Warp dance to turn the clock back:
So I can say a fond farewell to Kris: Kris, I enjoyed playing the game with you and getting to know you a bit. You were the model of grace under pressure being on the block each week. Thank you for making the game fun! Everybody now! http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x7jsx7_the-rocky-horror-picture-show-time_fun
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09-09-11, 02:17 PM (EST)
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128. "Eviction Vote Results & Farewell" |
Greetings, hamsters! All of the votes are in and it's time to announce the eviction vote results!
As you already know, anyone evicted from the Hamster House will serve on the Jury to determine the winner between the two finalists. While hamsters are sequestered, they may not PM other active House hamsters or participate in any of the Hamster House threads, either in the House or in the Audience. They may, however, PM other sequestered hamsters while in the Sequester House.
The evicted hamster and the House hamsters may say their farewells until tomorrow Saturday night, 10:00, when this Week's thread will officially come to a close. A new Week thread will be opened with the Head of Household competition soon. Now for the results! By a vote of 2-0, the hamsters have voted to evict... 
Farewell for now, krismiss2us, and may you enjoy the comforts of the Sequester House along with newsomewayne, DearAbby, and suzzee. You will have more company soon! 
Until next week, have fun hamsters!
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09-09-11, 02:46 PM (EST)
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130. "RE: Eviction Vote Results & Farewell" |
Goodbye Krissmiss,
It was nice to get to know you and play with you. You have a lot of class and took the strains of this game very well. I've been on the block only this once but it showed me how nerve wracking it can be. I can't imagine doing it week after week. Take care and we'll talk to you soon. To the other members of the F4: Thank you for keeping me with you. There's still some game left so let's make it fun.
Thanks Dear Abby!
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09-09-11, 05:24 PM (EST)
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134. "Service restored" |
Service is back up and the Week 5 thread will be up shortly.
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