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PLEASE NOTE: The Reality TV World Message Boards are filled with desperate
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"A cow suit?!?!"
Flairmarq 303 desperate attention whore postings
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02-03-05, 10:31 AM (EST)
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1. "RE: A cow suit?!?!" |
You know how hard it is to get to that part of the audtion? I mean after the first 5,000 singers, good luck if you are good singer. They already picked 95% of the good singers what is going on to the next round. But, if you have a gimmick--hey, they will let you go on in a heartbeat. I don't blame her. Anything to get in front of Paula, Simon, and Randy.
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nailbone 27263 desperate attention whore postings
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02-03-05, 10:51 AM (EST)
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2. "RE: A cow suit?!?!" |
So use the gimmick to get passed the producer auditions maybe, then change. But there have been plenty of normally dressed people get to go in front of the judges.
  
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Keep lookin' up, cuz that's where it all is. o-
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samboohoo 17173 desperate attention whore postings
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02-03-05, 10:58 AM (EST)
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3. "RE: A cow suit?!?!" |
I missed that one. I had to change the channel after Matthew for fear that my laughing would wake Toddler Boo.
Slice & Dice Chop Shop 2004
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Flairmarq 303 desperate attention whore postings
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02-03-05, 11:23 AM (EST)
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4. "RE: A cow suit?!?!" |
But I have no clue if the producers would allow you to change your outfit if you made it that far. A lot of us at the St. Louis audtions were dressed nice, but like I said, after the first 5,000 singers, you needed something to get to the next round, be it a gimmick or your really really really talented. To tell you the truth, I saw very few gimmicks at the St. Louis auditions. I am surprised Spiderman didn't make it to tv.
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Spidey 6259 desperate attention whore postings
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02-05-05, 07:55 PM (EST)
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13. "RE: A cow suit?!?!" |
you needed something to get to the next round, be it a gimmick or your really really really talented. Isn't that kinda the whole point? To tell you the truth, I saw very few gimmicks at the St. Louis auditions. I am surprised Spiderman didn't make it to tv. That was not me.    
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Roo 705 desperate attention whore postings
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02-03-05, 12:12 PM (EST)
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5. "RE: A cow suit?!?!" |
There are better ways to get attention. Dye your hair a bright color. Wear interesting makeup. Pick a theme.......just not a bovine one.
Handcrafted by RollDdice
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Angelfood 2114 desperate attention whore postings
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02-03-05, 12:19 PM (EST)
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6. "RE: A cow suit?!?!" |
I ROFL when Randy said that she belonged in
Best in Show.But, i would think that if it WAS just a gimmick, that she would take it off during the song like others have, not grab your udder - what was that? LOL.
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Schnookie Palookie 16822 desperate attention whore postings
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02-03-05, 08:32 PM (EST)
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8. "RE: A cow suit?!?!" |
The funniest part was that she seemed offended by their jokes. She blew it when she grabbed the udders. LOL.
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greenmonstah 10761 desperate attention whore postings
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02-05-05, 06:58 PM (EST)
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12. "RE: A cow suit?!?!" |
LAST EDITED ON 02-05-05 AT 06:59 PM (EST)"She blew it when she grabbed the udders." All the kewl cow rock stars are doing that these days. 
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callalilly3000 693 desperate attention whore postings
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02-03-05, 08:37 PM (EST)
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9. "RE: A cow suit?!?!" |
She should have left the suit at home. Udderwise, she would have made it. 
Slice and Dice Shop 2004
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seahorse 14337 desperate attention whore postings
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02-05-05, 03:08 AM (EST)
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10. "RE: A cow suit?!?!" |
I think the cowsuit got her on tv. She's a DAW and got what she wanted, to be before a national audience. She was nowhere near good enough to be a finalist.
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seahorse 14337 desperate attention whore postings
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02-07-05, 11:16 PM (EST)
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18. "RE: A cow suit?!?!" |
In my mind I am seeing a teet grabbing seahorse in a cow suit. Now that's funny.
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TeamJoisey 3558 desperate attention whore postings
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02-07-05, 03:07 AM (EST)
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15. "RE: A cow suit?!?!" |
Just another wardrobe malfunction that resulted in exposed teet...
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