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"ANTM Drinking game!"
qwertypie 9721 desperate attention whore postings
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09-12-07, 11:33 PM (EST)
 
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"ANTM Drinking game!" |
We are in season oops, I mean cycle 9 now, and have watched the show become a parody of itself. Which means it is time to dust off the ANTM Drinking Game!Many of these are poached from ZnittyK's post http://community.realitytvworld.com/boards/DCForumID65/1133.shtml You guys are awesome! (Many thanks to ZnittyK, PinkSparkleGuitar, JessicaRN, Snidget and Q)
Originally, this was supposed to be shots, but livers are quite expensive on the black market, so a wee dram will be fine.
Drink up if/when
CONTESTANTS
1. A model cries about getting her hair cut short.
2. The "professional" stylists pulls a Jael and screws up another girl's hair (eg. have to cut it short, weave too tight, etc.)
3. the resident evil model complains she is simply misunderstood.
4a. a model is shown talking on the phone.
4b. the other models are trying to listen at the door
5. a model complains about posing nude
6a. congenital/accidental disabilities are brought up as an excuse for bitchiness and stupidity
6b.Extra shot if they use the word "unfair" THE JUDGES
7 the judges are inconsistent in their judging (better make this one half of a wee dram, or we will end up in comas)
8 the judges agonize over the choice of who is let go.
9 Ms. J wears some god awful judging outfit that grows in god awfulness from week to week (so as long as the outfits get worse and worse each week, you get a shot)
10. Tyra says the word professional (or variation)
11. Tyra looks more of a drag queen than Miss Jay
12. Tyra demonstrates facial expressions to show her superior modeling ability
13. Twiggy says 'The camera loves you!'.
As always, open to more suggestions. 
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tralala 25 desperate attention whore postings
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09-18-07, 05:27 PM (EST)
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3. "RE: ANTM Drinking game!" |
How about we all drink every time Tyra completely contradicts her own "advice"? We'd all be drunk in ten minutes.
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pinksparkleguitar 1222 desperate attention whore postings
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09-19-07, 04:39 PM (EST)
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A shot every time Tyra and Ms. Jay get up and dance during the judges deliberations.Every time someone accuses Nigel of being attracted to a model, or calls him sexy. Everytime Tyra says 'All the potential in the world' to one of the last two standing in elimination. Everytime they tell a model being sick is no excuse to not go to work, and everytime they tell another model who is sick as well that she has to know where her limits are and to not come to work if you're too sick. That's all I can think of right now....
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ginger 22511 desperate attention whore postings
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09-19-07, 06:32 PM (EST)
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5. "RE: ANTM Drinking game!" |
Let's see...- Every time a model talks about how she's Doing It For Her Family. Like the only way to save yourself from prostitution and/or welfare is to win a reality show. - Every time the judges discuss how much someone has GROWN. - Every time the thresds in Tyra's weave show. - Every time you think, Damn, he's kind of a tool, but I'd still fvck Nigel (okay, that might be just me). Practice your model roll!
Don't know why, but I loff this show, Dahlin. Looking forward to tonight.
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