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"Be the Apprentice: Celebrity (RPG) - Sign Up"
Angelfood 2114 desperate attention whore postings
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01-04-08, 01:17 PM (EST)
 
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"Be the Apprentice: Celebrity (RPG) - Sign Up" |
LAST EDITED ON 01-08-08 AT 06:52 PM (EST)((A role-playing game that bashes the show, stars and more! Let your inner-Ivanka loose, and revel in the trainwreck that is ... The Celebrity Apprentice.)) I can't resist. I gotta watch this season. And I gotta bash it.
I hope some of you are watching also, and wanna bash. Where's Ivanka?
I'll need a Donald Jr.
CAST LIST: (cast members are assigned for one poster ONLY)
Donald - ME
Ivanka - Buckeye Girl
Donny Jr - ME? (unless anyone else wants it) Unimpressivarios
Omahosa "Villianess" - Sage Dan (<3)
wiki: born Omaroseonee O. Manigault
Marilu "Taxi" - Kingfish
Carol "Eyelash Supermodel" -
Nadia "Gymnast" -
Jenn "Blond jock" - misty
Nely "Saucy Latina" - High-drama
Piers "Snobby Old Brit" -
Vincent "Big Puss" -
Gene "The Tongue" - zipperhead
Lennox "the Boxer" -
Tito "the Fighter" -
"the Fat" Baldwin - newsomewayne
Token Redneck - jbug
ps if your guy gets fired, you can reassign
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Angelfood 2114 desperate attention whore postings
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01-04-08, 01:27 PM (EST)
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2. "RE: Be the Apprentice: Celebrity (RPG) - Sign Up" |
Dang you are quick!  good to see ya. Are ya gonna take a char/judge at all? Doesn't everyone realize how much fun this will be? This is the most bash-worthy show I've seen in awhile. Lovin it! And thx for cross-posting for me. And for doing Jiffy in BTS. I stopped watching that.
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Estee 55194 desperate attention whore postings
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01-04-08, 02:27 PM (EST)
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4. "RE: Stephan Baldwin, please." |
Yeah. I distinctly remember every last bloody Celebrity Mole summarizer saying the exact same thing.
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Estee 55194 desperate attention whore postings
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01-04-08, 02:34 PM (EST)
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6. "RE: Stephan Baldwin, please." |
How is that an ace in the hole and not an automatic 2-7 offsuit?
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mistyrose52 795 desperate attention whore postings
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01-05-08, 11:29 AM (EST)
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9. "Can I be Jennie Finch?? Or Fench?" |
Dang, I can't even spell her name, but she is my Arizona U of A best of all time ever pitcher, and I wanna be just like her, ok?? OK?? OK?? Am I IN??? She is so beautiful, down to earth, and not your normal Nadia K. jock! Really-she is super-model material with an 80+ MPH arm!So, OK, I'll be Jennie, and I'll whip some bootie, while I'm at it, ok? I forget how to download, so if anyone would be nice enough to remind me, I'd be more than happy to do that-cause I'm sure you want to see her pretty face every time I/she wants to make a statement. And I KNOW she'll have a few things to say against the big "O".
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Sagebrush Dan 9824 desperate attention whore postings
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01-05-08, 03:18 PM (EST)
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10. "A gay man's dream come true..." |
LAST EDITED ON 01-05-08 AT 04:01 PM (EST)I'd be more than honored to accept the role of Mistress of the Dark, She Who Shall Not Be Named, the Patron Saint of all Esteeness, the High Goddess of Wasted Space in the Universe: Omarosa! Villainess! I? am Omarosa, not Amarosa like that dumb Brit tried to rattle me with. I think he is British. I do not pay attention to what country he is from. I do not even know if he is a man. I pay no attention to him. It is his fault. Shut up! I am talking here. No one ever gives me a chance to talk. So, where the ##### is my ##### matching siggie! I, a former White House employee, demand a ##### siggie. It is my right, it is who I am. It is me — the one who gave Mr. Trump the idea for Apprentice in the first place — I am naturally entitled to the finest siggie that any of you lowlifes are groveling to give me. I will be taking submissions with my wine at precisely 2 PM this afternoon. If I am not there, then it is your fault for not knowing that I would not be there. It is Mr. Trump's fault for not knowing that you would not know that I may not be there at 2 PM. You are all fools. I don't know why I bother with you. It is your fault that I bother with you.
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Sagebrush Dan 9824 desperate attention whore postings
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01-11-08, 02:14 AM (EST)
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32. "RE: *covers eyes*" |
Sometimes, if you're really sweet, you can finagle one of the regular siggie makers to do it for you.
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kingfish 16088 desperate attention whore postings
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01-05-08, 08:20 PM (EST)
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12. "Marilu" |
LAST EDITED ON 01-05-08 AT 08:37 PM (EST)
I'll try Marilu.
A couple of ideas immediately arise. And if I miss a episode or a dozen, if I am occasionally a no show, I figure that will be the essence, a personality home run if you will. But, I'll try not to be a killjoy, Mostly, I just kill threads (my helicopter dance is deadly to threads), so I'll try my best to make MH the hit of the show. I need background so pardon me while I make up some juicy stuff. Rumor has it that she has started and stars in her own lesbian oil body painting performance art gallery. And mated with the Gorn - two aborted offspring one more that lived, sex as yet undetermined. Had one arm amputated so that she could install a large enough heroin drip. Haunts the amputation ward of several charity hospitals in order to gather enough meat for her homeless shelter food lines. Regretfully, this means I actually have to watch this travesty. My sacrifice is your........ words fail me. I'm sure it will be something, though, and you can have it. What's the over/under on 'Pussy' refs? And is the filter going to be turned off for this show? I kinda hope Pastore goes early so that we can get on with more original ideas, but, while he's there, I think MH might have to complain about problems with her P. OK, tangential my question to any NJ residents, or anyone who knows. How can a Mafia character be nicknamed Big Pussy, and not murder anyone who uses it? With everyone, friends, friend's wives, friend's kids, everyone calling him that? I think Marilu and Carol should have a fight about their BP.
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Angelfood 2114 desperate attention whore postings
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01-08-08, 00:13 AM (EST)
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15. "RE: Marilu" |
Great to have u.
I don't know what the rule is on BP refs, but we've been very innuendo-bad on some Surv seasons long ago, so maybe innuendos will be ok (don't ask me, tho, I'm not a decision-maker). I like the ones you've made already - lol. And i'm just calling him Big Puss, tho BP works also.If you miss a few eps, or more - no biggie. sometimes, you can read a recap after and post a few lines - and works just as well, for this show. LOL. plus, the website always has scenes on video. Heck, even i miss eps.
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Angelfood 2114 desperate attention whore postings
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01-08-08, 00:14 AM (EST)
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16. "RE: Be the Apprentice: Celebrity (RPG) - Sign Up" |
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but of course, mon cherie, i was holding her for you, tho got worried you'd not notice. so, YAY!!!!!!
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Angelfood 2114 desperate attention whore postings
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01-08-08, 01:05 AM (EST)
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17. "sig shop" |
LAST EDITED ON 01-08-08 AT 12:31 PM (EST)1. ahmorosa
 2. ivanka
 3. marilu
 4. jennie
 5. trace
 6. stephen
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jbug 16685 desperate attention whore postings
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01-08-08, 10:50 PM (EST)
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26. "This ain't no thinkin thing" |
(best Trace Adkins voice)
This ain't no thinkin' thing, right brain, left brain
It goes a little deeper than that
It's a chemical, physical, emotional devotion
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There ain't no rhyme or reason why
'Cause this ain't, this ain't no thinkin' thing
Forget mathmatical equations
Self help psychology
Gray matter don't matter much darlin'
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There's nothin' that we need to analyze
There ain't no rhyme or reason why
'Cause this ain't, this ain't no thinkin' thing
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kingfish 16088 desperate attention whore postings
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01-08-08, 03:47 PM (EST)
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22. "RE: Be the Apprentice: Celebrity (RPG) - Sign Up" |
Nope. Just for Estee (she grandfathers in, check her ref) and me, because I want to do it so badly.OK, ok, you can call Pastore, a housecat (or probably any feline animal), and/or some-one's face a big Puss(y). Just don't refer to female genitalia in anything but anatomically correct terms. Any term they use on Grays Anatomy can be used here. You will have to actually watch Grays Anatomy to be sure, but such is life. The only thing that is totally forbidden, is to usurp the Mods's responsibility and try to define for other peeps what is and what is not permitted in this forum. They will have a screaming conniption fit if you try that. That's why they are blue, from holding their breath.
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mistyrose52 795 desperate attention whore postings
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01-09-08, 10:06 AM (EST)
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28. "RE:WHAT??" |
Why is this not working?? I just spent half the morning, and had it work on another post on another board! AGHHHHHH!!!!!! Out comes the Olympian bat! Watch out, everyone!!!!!!
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mistyrose52 795 desperate attention whore postings
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01-09-08, 02:10 PM (EST)
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31. "RE: Be the Apprentice: Celebrity (RPG) - Sign Up" |
 But, why not-it IS becoming a house-hold word, after all, right?? I'm sure Omarosa will find SOME place to use that, wouldn't you think?? If Oprah can, Omarosa can, too........OK, I'll abide by the rules. Nice, Olympian winners would never stoop that low, anyway!!!
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01-18-08, 05:54 PM (EST)
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35. "RE: Be the Apprentice: Celebrity (RPG) - Sign Up" |
Can I get a sigpic for Gene, please?
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Angelfood 2114 desperate attention whore postings
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01-19-08, 12:00 PM (EST)
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36. "RE: Be the Apprentice: Celebrity (RPG) - Sign Up" |
LAST EDITED ON 01-19-08 AT 12:10 PM (EST)..
yes sorry. Getting on it now. :/ i had put off bc was gonna find soemthing great for it, and now, not much of a need. *cries* tho u can still post as him in any episode, of course- that would be funny also. you are also welcome to take another char, or not. 
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02-06-08, 01:18 AM (EST)
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39. "RE: Be the Apprentice: Celebrity (RPG) - Sign Up" |
lol. If its not too much trouble could you makeme a sig that say "heartless bastard"? If not no biggie Ill just use his name.
 Thank you for giving me honor in hat form.
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