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qwertypie 9721 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 01-01-08, 08:26 PM (EST) "It's that time again! Dust off your shot glasses!" MB and DT have teamed together yet again to spread the ultimate joy in the New Year. *drum roll* the next installment of the APPRENTICE but not just any apprentice. This is Celebrity Apprentice!!! THE BEST APPRENTICE EVER!!! NUMBER 1 SHOW!!!! WILL REDEFINE TELEVISION AS WE KNOW IT!!!! Sigh. I will watch this, just because I must have been pretty horrible in a previous life and this is my penance. But it doesn't mean I have to do this sober. So my friends, since this is the BEST APPRENTICE EVER, it will only deserve the BEST APPRENTICE DRINKING GAME EVER. I must admit, this will take some thought as my sure-fire "drink whenever the Don says Billion" backfired as budgets were slashed, prizes became crappier, and no company with a net worth of more that $ 47.97 wants to be associated with him anymore. So here is a few to get us started A SHOT 1. every time the Donald says "Billion" (I'm a sentimental fool) 2. every time Gene Simmons shows his tongue 3. An overly botoxed celeb tries to show facial expression 4 Every time a celeb sneaks a plug in for whatever book, movie, thighmasters they're hawking. 5. Every time The Donald enters in with drmatic orchestration 6. Every time a patriotic scene is shown (ie, huge American flag waving, military base shots, etc. 7. Every time Doofus jr. agrees with dear old poppie Please add others, so I don't feel I am drinking alone!   Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

Subject     Author     Message Date     ID    RE: It's that time again! Dust off... mrc 01-02-08 1  RE: It's that time again! Dust off... Estee 01-02-08 2  RE: It's that time again! Dust off... kingfish 01-06-08 3    RE: It's that time again! Dust off... qwertypie 01-07-08 6  RE: It's that time again! Dust off... AddieRacer 01-06-08 4    RE: It's that time again! Dust off... mistyrose52 01-07-08 5  RE: It's that time again! Dust off... jbug 01-07-08 7  RE: It's that time again! Dust off... kingfish 01-08-08 8    RE: It's that time again! Dust off... qwertypie 01-09-08 9    RE: It's that time again! Dust off... jbug 01-09-08 10        RE: It's that time again! Dust off... mistyrose52 01-09-08 11        RE: It's that time again! Dust off... mistyrose52 01-09-08 12            RE: It's that time again! Dust off... mistyrose52 01-10-08 13  Thought you might want bigger cups.... jbug 01-11-08 14

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mrc 10020 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 01-02-08, 12:24 PM (EST) 1. "RE: It's that time again! Dust off your shot glasses!" Woo-hoo! Let's get it on!   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

Estee 55194 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 01-02-08, 12:35 PM (EST) 2. "RE: It's that time again! Dust off your shot glasses!" Whenever someone the minicorp is dealing with has no idea who a given celebrity is. (Counts only once per encounter, no matter how many contestants go unrecognized.)   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

kingfish 16088 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 01-06-08, 07:14 PM (EST) 3. "RE: It's that time again! Dust off your shot glasses!" LAST EDITED ON 01-06-08 AT 07:21 PM (EST) Whenever Omorosa gets angry? Nah. Nevermind, there's an agave shortage as it is. Well, how about we just watch the commercials. If it's billy (whoever) hawking putty - 1 shot, get rich on real estate commercial - two shots, any acne medicine - three shots, burial insurance - 4 shots, a made for TV movie advert - 5 shots. More later. Maybe. If we limit it to beer or wine, we might avoid acute alcohol poisoning.   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

qwertypie 9721 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 01-07-08, 02:45 PM (EST) 6. "RE: It's that time again! Dust off your shot glasses!" *smacks self in forehead* see, I was using the commercials to do stuff like floos my teeth, load the dishwasher, flip the laundry. So you are proposing I do this during the show and just watch the commercials. Interesting.   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

AddieRacer 160 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Blistex Spokesperson" 01-06-08, 07:57 PM (EST) 4. "RE: It's that time again! Dust off your shot glasses!" I think to comply with the botox one, you'd need an IV drip.   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

mistyrose52 795 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Fitness Correspondent" 01-07-08, 10:21 AM (EST) 5. "RE: It's that time again! Dust off your shot glasses!" Every time Piers snorts his nose at someone.....that could also require an IV drip, but still worth its weight in gold! Every time Stephen B. gets that 'where am I, who am I' look on his face! Every time we expect Nely Galan to say 'Goochie, Goochie, Goochie' (aka Charro, who I mistook her for once). Don't worry, folks, I WILL be back......   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

jbug 16685 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 01-07-08, 07:29 PM (EST) 7. "RE: It's that time again! Dust off your shot glasses!"   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

kingfish 16088 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 01-08-08, 07:05 PM (EST) 8. "RE: It's that time again! Dust off your shot glasses!" Jbug - sweety - cover your eyes. This is a Loser Island kind of post. Every time 'Big Pussy' (for Pastore) is mentioned in RTVW's 'Be the Celeb apprentice' thread, a shot of Vin Santo all around. (yum) And for every 'Big Pussy'. ref on the show it self, a shot of Grappa. (yum yum) We can control the Vin Santo shot consumption, but the amount Grappa we get is in the hands of the drinking gods. As is fitting. After Marilu gets a few shots of Grappa in her, she just might start to get a little saucy (as is her habit, I'm told), and even downright whorey. Hey Qwerty, what are some Ukranian potables? We need something for every time Marilu says "**** me", "**** you", "**** her", or "tie me up and gang **** me again!". Angelfood   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

qwertypie 9721 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 01-09-08, 01:49 AM (EST) 9. "RE: It's that time again! Dust off your shot glasses!" Wodka, of course! (family saying -- if you drink too much wodka, you will womit)   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

jbug 16685 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 01-09-08, 09:19 AM (EST) 10. "RE: It's that time again! Dust off your shot glasses!" tsk tsk tsk   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

mistyrose52 795 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Fitness Correspondent" 01-09-08, 09:44 AM (EST) 11. "RE: It's that time again! Dust off your shot glasses!" How about every time the Donald's hair is blown over to the wrong side? (Forgive me if this one has already been taken-I've started my game a little early......)   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

mistyrose52 795 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Fitness Correspondent" 01-09-08, 09:46 AM (EST) 12. "RE: It's that time again! Dust off your shot glasses!" LAST EDITED ON 01-09-08 AT 09:48 AM (EST) How about every time the Donald's hair is blown over to the 'wrong side'?? Always makes you wonder what he's been doing just before he wanders into that board room, doesn't it???   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

mistyrose52 795 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Fitness Correspondent" 01-10-08, 11:58 AM (EST) 13. "RE: It's that time again! Dust off your shot glasses!" LAST EDITED ON 01-12-08 AT 01:51 PM (EST) I think after seeing him on Live with Regis and Kelly this morning, I'm just going to down a few Captin Morgans and call it a night, Folks!!!!   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

jbug 16685 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 01-11-08, 11:39 PM (EST) 14. "Thought you might want bigger cups...." http://webmail.aol.com/33706/aol/en-us/Mail/get-attachment.aspx?uid=1.19224358&folder=New+Mail&partId=10   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

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