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"Be the Celebrity Apprentice 7.2"
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01-11-08, 12:50 PM (EST)
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"Be the Celebrity Apprentice 7.2"
Episode 2: In the Dog House

(A role-playing game that bashes the show, stars and more!)


This week, Empresaria again did not follow my lesson from last week: USE YOUR CELEBRITY!!!
Will they learn next week?

Trace: You are the voice of God.
Gene: You are abrasive, insulting, and... a damn good leader. But, did you insult my daughter, you SOB?
Stephen: You're a shoe-in for a Director job if(when) you lose this show.
Piers: "A Naked Lennox Lewis? I can't do that on NBC."


Omarosa: Good strategy to stay utr this week.
Marilu: You should have fired the actors and done it yourself.
Carol: you are safe, don't worry.
Nadia: I need a businesswoman, who fights to win.
Jennie: what did you do, again?

Ivanka: Did you get a boob job? And what do you think of your "sisters"?

Geneism: "I'm ruthless. I'll fire anybody. I'll fire Donald Trump."
Stephenism: "Celebrity is a currency".

ps. If you did not catch the show:
http://www.nbc.com/The_Celebrity_Apprentice/video/episodes.shtml

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 RE: Be the Celebrity Apprentice 7.2 Sagebrush Dan 01-11-08 1
 RE: Be the Celebrity Apprentice 7.2 newsomewayne 01-11-08 2
 RE: Be the Celebrity Apprentice 7.2 jbug 01-11-08 3
 RE: Be the Celebrity Apprentice 7.2 buckeyegirl 01-11-08 4

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Sagebrush Dan 9824 desperate attention whore postings
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01-11-08, 03:03 PM (EST)
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1. "RE: Be the Celebrity Apprentice 7.2"
Under the radar? Me? No no dear one, they wouldn't give me any face time this week. Why? They're jealous of my pretty hat, that's why. That is the hat of doom. They fear that hat nearly as much as they fear me.

It was me and my hat that set up Nadia Comeniicdss...whatever. Do I get credit for that master stroke? No. It was me and my hat that set up Gene Simmons to look like a boob. Do I get credit? No. Just wait until he has to face my hat of doom next week. By the way, who does his hair? He's the one who needs a hat.

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01-11-08, 04:03 PM (EST)
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2. "RE: Be the Celebrity Apprentice 7.2"
Ok, in this next shot I want Lennox to be holding The Hair, smiling and petting it. In voice over, it'll be Trace talking about how every hairpiece, er, I mean, head of Hair deserves a loving home, and asking the viewer to adopt some Hair today.


You're not as dumb as I look.

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3. "RE: Be the Celebrity Apprentice 7.2"
I'm too sexy for this show!
I know ya'll just love my deep sexy voice - so have you heard me sing? I'm good; real good.
And? I'm Rough and Ready
Well you are who you are
And that's all right with me
Well I am who I am
And that's all I can be

Cold beer, hot wings
Wranglers, Skoal ring
Get just what you see
Gun rack, ball cap
Don't take no crap
Ain't a pretty boy-toy
I'll rock you steady
Rough and ready

Rough and ready
Yeah...me and my buddies are all alike


psst..... don't we need to get these sigpics downsized? or are they ok?

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4. "RE: Be the Celebrity Apprentice 7.2"
Who dares to insult moi? What were you thinking Gene?


Caroyln who?

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