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buckeyegirl 5449 desperate attention whore postings
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03-28-06, 09:27 AM (EST)
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"BTA wk 5: Cruise Control"
Welcome to week 5 of BTA game! Just a reminder that this is a role playing game and not a discussion thread. Please keep all role playing comments in this thread. If you'd like to be a candidate, just send me a PM. Feel free to post from Loser Lodge if your candidates been fired.

Gold Rush-Dan, Dan, Dan...why didn't you listen to Donald's Trumpism?? Listen to your help!! (Why he felt the need to show Kendra as one of his smart employees is beyond me, but that's a discussion for another thread...)

Lenny-Your concept was, well awful and made worse by Tarek's idea...

Lee-I'm not sure why you were brought into the boardroom...

Tarek-How many lives do you have??

Synergy

Rebecca-You escaped by Tarek's lousy idea...

Andrea-You are too bossy for your own good!!

Sean-nothing to add but I love your accent...

--Carolyn

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  Subject     Author     Message Date     ID  
 Damn you, Tareks CattyChat 03-28-06 1
   RE: Damn you, Tareks Scuba Steve 03-29-06 5
 No more Sausage! CattyChat 03-28-06 2
   RE: No more Sausage! jackandjill 03-28-06 3
   RE: No more Sausage! buckeyegirl 03-29-06 6
   RE: No more Sausage! Sahara 04-01-06 9
 RE: BTA wk 5: Cruise Control greeneyes 03-28-06 4
 RE: BTA wk 5: Cruise Control Sahara 04-01-06 7
 RE: BTA wk 5: Cruise Control Sahara 04-01-06 8

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CattyChat 3379 desperate attention whore postings
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03-28-06, 11:52 AM (EST)
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1. "Damn you, Tareks"
Tareks, I am seeck of you's not listening to my ideyas. You knows notheeng and you needs to shut ups. Trumps should haves fired you weeks ago. In Russia, you would haves been executed for your stoopeedity. You's make Lenny's want to do terrible things to you, that I haves buried deep insides of me from my lifes in Russia.

I say to you's, no words, no words, too many words. You's confuse stoopeed Americans who watch the TVs. Americans knows nothing what to do with words. You needs voice, you needs moosick. I give's you great ideas and you's ruin it. Trumps should haves fired you, Tareks, if only to safes you from my Russian revenge.

Dan, you's just choatic messess. You's makes our heads spinning with your nonsense. Good riddance, but you should have takes Tareks with you.

Lee's, you are a good leetle boy. I likes you now. You's just listen to Lenny's and we will do okays. Be all politicians you want, I don't cares as long as you's listen to me.

Carolyns, I cannot believes that you's dare critcize me. Do you not see why the castaways was such a great ideas? In Russia, we understands the meaning of the castaway being rescued and having much enjoyments on beeg boat. He drinks, he watches the ladies, he be very happies.

Stoopeed Americans don't understand notheengs. No imaginations. You needs to be explained everytheeng. Just stoopeed.


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03-29-06, 11:16 AM (EST)
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5. "RE: Damn you, Tareks"
WHAT? Your stupid idea was the reason we lost this task. You're just lucky that Dan was dumber than you for not bringing you into the boardroom.

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03-28-06, 12:26 PM (EST)
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2. "No more Sausage!"
Hey, Mr. Trump, you are ruining my mojo with the ladies over here. It wasn't so bad when you fired Brent, because all I did was throw a case of bagels and a jug of butter in the closet and he hasn't been out since.

But now, you had to fire Dan? He's going to try to move in on my territory and just as I was getting the ladies right where I wanted them.


Pepi - The Pimp of Sequesterville

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03-28-06, 12:53 PM (EST)
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3. "RE: No more Sausage!"
Pepi,

You and Brent would be a nice couple.

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03-29-06, 07:50 PM (EST)
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6. "RE: No more Sausage!"
Pepi, you have nothing to worry about-Dan is a married man.
Now, go and get your Mojo back from Monica and Joseph...

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04-01-06, 11:37 PM (EST)
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9. "RE: No more Sausage!"
Excuse me, but Pepi keeps coming after me mumbling about sausage...would you like a Freudian explanation of that?

I am now reduced to going into the closet with Brent...


Analyze THIS, Mr. Trump!

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03-28-06, 04:17 PM (EST)
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4. "RE: BTA wk 5: Cruise Control"
LAST EDITED ON 03-30-06 AT 10:56 AM (EST)

See, Synergy, I told you that we would be fine, if everyone just listened and respected the group leader. Just remember, you may not like every decision others make, but if you respect them, it will go a long way toward success.

Andrea, I do know how to play in the sand box, do you? I'm sorry that you didn't like that I supported Tammy over you, but get over yourself. I just think she handled our group better. And if you can't take that little bit of criticism, too bad.

Woo and hoo, we won and I actually had some screen time! Watch out Donald, I'm on a roll now. Here comes your next Apprentice!


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04-01-06, 10:29 PM (EST)
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7. "RE: BTA wk 5: Cruise Control"
Oh, thank you, Carolyn, I am so happy to bless you with my accent. There is still room here on the bed if you want to snuggle...


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04-01-06, 11:29 PM (EST)
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8. "RE: BTA wk 5: Cruise Control"
I am so sorry that I was so busy fooling with the girls that I forgot to show up for most of the task. I just keep whispering sweet British nothings into their ears, and they swoon...

I am amazed that we won the task without the help of my lovely accent. I really do not understand why they did not use my voice in the advertisement. Just because I stammered a bit last week...give a bloke another chance, why don't you?


I make America a better place.



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