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The Milkdud Theory has apparently migrated to the city.
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12-29-03, 11:48 PM (EST)
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7. "RE: Paris and Nicole" |
Well did I offend you and the grits and gravy fans? *lol* Only 3 mil for Paris? Tell you what I'd give the town money so every one of the farmer milkmaids could get an ambush makeover!
I know it must ne tough between milking cows, picking corn, plucking chickens, watching incestual family members on the Jerry Springer shows, to find time to look good.And that woman who said Paris and Nicole look like street walkers, wishes she has half the looks Paris and Nicole have, and you know it. And, you never answered me as to why so many former country folks, who moved to the city, found careers and became people,wish not to return to the farm. Please answer me that. It's like sending the Amish boy to France for a year, wouldn't you think? *lol*
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12-30-03, 04:27 PM (EST)
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8. "RE: Paris and Nicole" |
That's weird. See, I grew up in the country, moved to a large metropolitan area and moved back to the country as soon as I could manage it. I wanted to get away from all those pompous urban jackasses who think that just because they are "bright" enough to be surrounded by concrete, pollution and increased crime rates they were somehow better than other people. And of course, the school district I have out in the country always produces much higher scores on standardized tests than the big city district we were in before. I have goats and alpacas for neighbors now - they are a lot smarter than many of the people I encountered in the city. As my great grandpappy Jeptha used to say - there are a lot of educated idiots in the city.
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12-30-03, 04:35 PM (EST)
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9. "RE: Paris and Nicole" |
Totally agree, Pooh. I've lived in the city my whole life, and Mr. L8 and I have been giving some serious thought to moving into a more rural area. His parents lived in CA most of their lives and when they retired, they moved to the country first chance they got. So not all country people that move out of the country stay out. I don't think it's fair at all to paint all rural people with the same brush. At least they don't have to listen to sirens, see graffiti, and deal with "educated idiots" (stolen from grandpappy Jeptha) on a daily basis. Personally, I'd rather be surrounded by simple, down-to-earth people any day over those that think their urban life makes them more important or smarter than others. 
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23. "RE: Paris and Nicole" |
I agree and disagree. On the one hand, my idea of roughing it is the Holiday Inn, and I could not imagine making a living as a farmer, or in some other agrarian field. On the other, it's nice not to have to deal with the jerks in the city. I used to live in a community that had the worst of both worlds: the comfort of "modern living," complete with jerks and $chmucks for neighbors; but clear skies, mountains, and lush pastures right outside the neighborhood - complete with the stench of cow chips, the 20-mile drive to the store, and the hateful glares of the townsfolk who thought everyone not on a farm was there to ruin their lifestyles.So I've come to the conclusion that you can find a$$holes everywhere, and you can find caring people everywhere, be it in the city or the country.
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38. "Warning" |
Wow, where do I start, diddy?I know, by pointing you to the community guidelines, which you have most definitely violated with this post. I don't care how much you disagree with another poster - personal attacks are not tolerated on this forum. There's an edit button at the bottom of each post, and I advise you to learn how to use it. Please edit your post to remove your attacks. Before you post again, please read those guidelines, or you may find your stay on these forums to be extremely short.  I am the embodiement of snarky, sarcastic and smart. I am also the S7 Anti-Bootee co-champion!
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11. "RE: Paris and Nicole" |
Granpa Jeptha?*lol* No Jethro's? No Jeremiah's or Jehosephat's? Of course you had standardized tests in school......in milking, steer wrestling and corn shucking. I bet the kiddies did well on those, especially moonshine 101! *lmao*BTW,love2smile I never did ask where you grew up. And I didn't benture a guess. Actually, I'm quite surprised. I guess San Francisco was obviously too much for you. Too much lobster? Nothing like chitlins and cornbread to solve that problem. *lmao* Yes, I'd live in the southern counrty as well, if it was not the fact that those folks with the bibles in one hand, and those white sheets on their heads wasn't so frightening. *rotf* Being that I'm from "southern England" is enough for me. But see there I can say I'm a member of a "Clan", without spelling the word with a "K". *lol* But hey, just keep growing the corn, we'll keep buying it. Hey, did you hear the one about the sodbuster who thought he was related to royalty? He ran home telling his wife that he'd spoken with a geologist.....and that there was "little earl" under his land! *Ha ha ha!
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12-31-03, 11:11 AM (EST)
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19. "RE: Paris and Nicole" |
Holy Cow! A DOUBLE WIDE! Cletus must be doing well at the gas station, is he on full-time now? He always was a handy-type, I bet the carport'll keep the weather off the Nova real good. Ya know, that washing machine he made out of the 55 gallon drum and the old butter churn is still goin strong. Who needs them fancy store bought things? I can wash clothes AND churn butter, take that Kenmore! (not that Im talkin down Sears, but they're no Wal-Mart ifyaknowwhatimean)
I saw Uncle Cotton at the cross-burnin the other night. They just arent as much fun anymore now that we've run all them fer-rin types outta town. It just kinda turned into a weiner roast (Ed got day-olds at the A&P, buns and all). Still, its fun to dress up every once in awhile for a night out.
We're gonna try to make the barn raisin. Saturday is bath night you know, whether we need it or not. Ive been trying to get in first, what with the other well goin dry ovewr the summer, we gotta share water again, and you know how nasty it gets after Cooter has his bath. The cheese IS temptin though!
''Above all, be true to yourself, and if you can not put your heart in it, take yourself out of it.''
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12-31-03, 05:10 PM (EST)
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20. "RE: Paris and Nicole" |
How bloody pitiful! I should come to Altus and see what they have in the water. Unless I arrive there and the local Klansmen hang me first. If this is the best attempt at humour you have, then the hay is higher than the intellect. Please don't show them my messages.
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12-31-03, 05:20 PM (EST)
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21. "RE: Paris and Nicole" |
I can't believe someone from effing Riverside is so pretentious.
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22. "RE: Paris and Nicole" |
Isn't what really matters what is in somebody's heart, not all this other superficial crap? Same standard applies to everyone in Altus as to Paris and Nicole in my book. (runs from messageboard to avoid potentially cynical backlash-this isn't about being naieve, it's about the lens I choose to see the world through)
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24. "RE: Paris and Nicole" |
Lovely to see that you've spent time on your typing and grammar. If you thought that the above posts were an attempt at humor, you're "duller" than a marshmallow switchblade.
ahhh......Southern England, where the men are men and the sheep are nervous.
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44. "RE: **giggle**" |
What an ass he is!!!
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27. "RE: Friendly reminder from the Sheriff" |
Understood. Your wish will be obeyed. If I skated off mark, then accept my apologies, please.
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28. "RE: Friendly reminder from the Sheriff" |
It's pretty amazing what people feel at liberty to say about those they don't even know. I didn't demean any other posters, or anyone in general; I simply tried to express a viewpoint. Saying "the lens through which I see the world," was intended to be descriptive and communicative, the basic functions of language. It's more a technical use of language to me than anything else. I was simply speaking my truth. Although I suppose just about anything can be construed as a platitude by someone who isn't connecting with it. Cliched, empty, pretty expressions, however, tend to not create a fiercely sarcastic, angry response which seeks to shut that point of view down. No matter how uncomfortable my expression of my real opinion makes someone, I'm not going to let it be shut down. I have the right to express my opinion here, in whatever language works for me. Turns out I actually have the right to do so without being attacked.
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01-03-04, 09:52 AM (EST)
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29. "RE: Friendly reminder from the Sheriff" |
Actually, you DO have the right to say what ever you want......the same as everyone else does, even IF that includes attacking you.
You presumably read the guidelines and agreed to them when you registered. The guidelines allows the moderators to lock a thread at their discretion, so, by joining, youve already "allowed" them to "shut it down".
Again...read the guidelines if you havent. Youll find a link to them at the top of the page. You do not "have the right to express my opinion here, in whatever language works for me". Nor does anyone else.
and really, you shouldnt be so sensitive, my guess would be that her gentle admonishment wasnt directed at you specifically.
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32. "RE: Friendly reminder from the Sheriff" |
It seems as though nobody knows who is talking to whom. I was referring to a poster trying to "shut me down" by attacking me personally and the moderator's intervention which warned that poster about personal attacks. That poster did not like my use of the phrase" lens through which I see the world," which was what I was referring to when I I said that I can use any language I choose. I wasn't referring to breaking the guidelines of the board. This board couldn't exist without moderators or guidelines, and I'm quite glad those are here. I sincerely apologize for the misunderstanding. I appreciate the warning given fromt he moderator right after an email personally attacked me rather than illustrating an ability to argue about my point. My message was intended for that poster, not a moderator.
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01-04-04, 02:12 AM (EST)
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35. "RE: Just for clarification" |
Hey Bebo? Have I told you lately how much I admire you for the good job you are doing? You are the Shizznats!( By the way, I loved Bebo before she was the Sheriff, and kissing up to her is not really kissing up, it is just admiring the skills of another poster, who happens to be a Mod and very good at her job, and Hot. I should mention Hot.) That said, I rolled my eyes at a certain response from a certain person. We are a community, luckily THIS community has moderaters that care about it, and are watching. The whole idea is that we interact about the shows in a friendly way. I for one am thankful we got a Mod as kind and tough as Miss Bebo. And then there is always that handy Alert button if we need it, and the Guidelines, that everyone should read ( cuz they work, and they make us cooler than all those other sites that don't care about rules) What was my point? Oh yes, that Pooh/Esbea banter earlier in this thread was priceless funny.
I am a Paris girl in a Trailerpark world.
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39. "RE: Just for clarification" |
I found the trailer park banter rather bloody pathetic, howevevr on to the show I just viewed tonight. That father is a real melonhead. These ladies are adults, and he gives rules that only a Captain Bligh would appreciate. He treats them like they're 10 years olds needing his guidance. These ladies have travelled to places he can't bloody spell for one thing. Paris is a well known super model, been in about every fashion magazine. For all he knows, fashion is a new pair of hill billy bob jeans.They need an escort for the Mall????? Who is he kidding?? They can't go out at night???? What is he thinking, if he's thinking at all, that is. The only serious thought he's ever had is what fertilisers to buy in the summer. There's not even any entertainment for the mental milkduds except a bowling centre, my my what a hub of socilisation, and I happen to enjoy bowling. *lol* What's bleeding next?? Dress them in pinafores and regular church services? I can see the hillbillies, bibles and serpents now. *rotflmao*
Well as hilbilly dad said; "dat's jest da way ah do thangs." He's a bloody idiot! To the moderator; I can flame the TV family right? I wouldn't be surprised if my messages weren't being forwarded to them now. *lol*
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43. "RE: Once again, I have to say..." |
Maybe the IceCat is the bomb. Yje father on the show is a boob as well. I wish he'd bloody blow up. Those ladies should be happy to be back in civilisation.
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01-08-04, 11:42 PM (EST)
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48. "RE: Once again, I have to say..." |
I'm not knuckling under anything. BTW, my father is American and was reared in the Mid-West. I was reared in the U.K. and the Netherlands. I never said this was an American v British issue did I? These people were obviously informed of the background of Paris and Nicole. So instead of being a bit negotiable, the father just lays down the law as some country fried sherriff. Is that fair? Ironbasher???? Sorry if I'm not keen on the term.That family could nevevr survive outside that little hamlet of an area they live in. One month in the city, they'd all be dead. You cannot enforce your culture on someone and not expect them to simply comply without complaint, especially since they would only be there such a short time. Nor did I expect the ladies to have no limits whatsoever. Had I been this mans' son, I'd have joined the Army jsut to get away and see the real world, get some breathing space, for jesus sake. Just to lrt you know, I happen to enjoy the States very much. let's stay on course of the show, please????
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01-09-04, 10:13 AM (EST)
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55. "I feel like responding" |
but am REALLY trying to heed Iceys warning about using "Boob spoilage" in a post...especially to you. 
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57. "RE: Bash the show and not each other..." |
I would like to take this chance to apologize to Acknchip specificaly! I reread my posts of the other day and I can't actually believe I wrote them. It was an example of drop in,drive by , and sniper posting. I really have no idea what put my knickers in such a twist, but I do sincerely apologize. Ironbasher
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01-10-04, 10:35 PM (EST)
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58. "RE: Bash the show and not each other..." |
Not a problem. Pooh, and Esbea, well if they were here I'd just spank them. But then again they might enjoy that too much. *WEG*
Aha! No flaming now, young man! *lol*
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01-13-04, 04:54 PM (EST)
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59. "Paris leg makeup?" |
Did any of you notice paris putting makeup on her leg before they went to town to present their pies. I dont know about you but these two girls are WORSE than anyone in altus. Who puts makeup on their legs? Its not like she's not hot enough, she's the hottest thing to hit altus since uncle jimmy lit a gas-station on fire in 56. (i made that part up)
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01-13-04, 06:12 PM (EST)
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60. "RE: Paris leg makeup?" |
Paris is a fashion model. In the fashion industry it is not abnormal to put special makeup on their legs. In fact there are special make ups for the legs, from the knees to the ankles. A lot of models use it.I happen to know a couple of make up people who use it. It's to hide marks, or highlight the features of the legs. You can fins some in any good salon, or order it in some boutiques, or online. I mus warn you, though, it's a bit pricey!
Yes Paris and Nicole are HOTTIES! What bothers me is some of the statements made by the town ladies, who abvious have never pickewd up and read a fashion magazine is that Paris and Nicole dress like streetwalkers. This is in obvious ignorance of fashion, since they themselves have little exposure to what's happening out in the real world of fashion. I'm not saying the women of Altus are ugly, however I'll wager a million dollars a make-over from a good make up person in a big city would work wonders. The clothes i've seen on them are too unflattering and make them look large. In fact Reba Mcintyre admitted in a maga issue that she really knew nothing about real fashion, until she met make up artists in the city. LeAnn Rimes and the Dixie Chicks have all related the same. In fact Leann complained that some folks in country music tried to have her stay in a "little girl" look for too long.
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01-14-04, 07:50 AM (EST)
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62. "RE: Paris leg makeup?" |
Paris was number 1 on Mr. Blackwell's worst dressed list for 2003.
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01-14-04, 10:11 AM (EST)
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63. "RE: Paris leg makeup?" |
LOL I saw that Lisapooh! I had to giggle....her outfits are a little outlandish for my tastes! lol
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01-14-04, 03:48 PM (EST)
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65. "RE: Paris leg makeup?" |
Personally, I think she is too skinny. But I have to admit, that I actually think she is nicer than what I originally thought before the show started!
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01-14-04, 03:49 PM (EST)
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66. "RE: Paris leg makeup?" |
Long skirts are fashion of the Fall and Winter, not the Spring and Summer. And the people on the TLC are certainly no fashion experts. I have friends who work in the industry. As for Mr. Blackwell, what person under 60 years of age listens to him?Oh Jeezuz the Ledings got a Lorry with a Hemi engine) Their style of clothing is more clubbing style, and they're bpoth georgous. They make me wish I was younger and a lotto winner! *lmao* Well it's up to 13M tonight. Who knows? Thanks for agreeing with me on the last post, Ms L. How about a date then? *S* No, that's not a flame. If you lioved closer we could have a latte and argue some more. *S* I promise to buy you a double latte just to prove i'm not cheap. *lol* Tonight is the last episode. *sobs* Now i'll have nothing to do but criticise those greedy celebrities on Celebrity Mole. The nerve of watching overpaid millionaires, who are out just to make more money. I had more fun watching America's Top Model. *lmao*
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01-14-04, 04:55 PM (EST)
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68. "RE: Paris leg makeup?" |
These girls simply do not dress appropriately or to showcase their best assets.Paris has a great body - but a very long torso. Wearing low rider jeans with tops cropped as short as she does makes her clothes look tackier than they need to. She's got the body to wear low-rise pants - but if she paired them with a longer top to where only 1-2 inches of mid-riff showed, she'd look much better. She also look much better with a shorte hair styles The over processed, overly long style she has now also makes her look cheap. A short, multi-layered shag would help her angular features and be very age-appropriate. Her skirts simply are way too short. She's tall, and very leggy. Her hemlines would look so much better even 2 inches longer than what she is wearing now. She's young and beautiful - there is nothing wrong with dressing sexily or even provactively - there is plenty of time later on to be a soccer mom. But she doesn't dress appropriately for the occasion either. She's at a small town fair - low-rise jeans and a nice backless halter would be fine (provided it had some coverage in the front. She could even wear some nice wedge sandals with it if she just had to wear a heel. But the outfits she chose are cartoonish! She's dressed for attention- it's just bad attention. Nicole is more like the rest of us - she has figure flaws. She could address them better too. She shouldn't wear low-rise jeans (I don't think 97% of women in America should wear them). she has great legs and a good rack too. She should wear rougged shirts and V-neck or johnny collar shirts to accentuate that and draw attention to her face which is lovely. She needs to abandon the sleeveless tops and open midriffs. Funky little wrap dresses are going to accentuate her curves and be very sexy on her. And she needs a better hair style too. They are both sexy girls who could dress like sexy classy women without sacrificing style. Longer skirts for them could still be above the knee - both of them would still have legs for days and the rest of us wouldn't have to worry about seeing their underwear.
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01-14-04, 05:00 PM (EST)
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69. "RE: Paris leg makeup?" |
jsut to clarify - longer can mean simply the absence of visible ass cheek. Is that really so much to ask?
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