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09-27-18, 09:42 AM (EST)
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"I have a theory"
My theory: Michel and Aruba are the same person, and they are arguing with themself.

Discuss.

Someone Fooned me

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  Subject     Author     Message Date     ID  
 Of Course: foonermints 09-27-18 1
   RE: Of Course: mrc 09-28-18 3
       RE: Of Course: kingfish 09-28-18 4
           RE: Of Course: foonermints 09-28-18 5
               RE: Of Course: kingfish 09-29-18 6
 RE: I have a theory kingfish 09-27-18 2
   As Usual foonermints 10-07-18 7
       RE: As Usual kingfish 10-07-18 8
           RE: As Usual foonermints 10-10-18 9
               RE: As Usual kingfish 10-12-18 10
 Wheaties and Fiber One foonermints 10-13-18 11
   RE: Wheaties and Fiber One kingfish 10-13-18 12
       RE: Wheaties and Fiber One foonermints 10-13-18 13
           RE: Wheaties and Fiber One kingfish 10-14-18 14
               Coprolite? foonermints 10-15-18 15
                   RE: Coprolite? kingfish 10-15-18 16
 Pumpkins and Roadkill foonermints 10-16-18 17
   RE: Pumpkins and Roadkill kingfish 10-17-18 18
 Crayfish and Kingfish foonermints 10-17-18 19
   RE: Crayfish and Kingfish kingfish 10-18-18 21
       Too Much Work foonermints 10-18-18 24
           One should be open minded kingfish 10-24-18 32
 Cahaya and Cowabunga foonermints 10-17-18 20
   RE: Cahaya and Cowabunga kingfish 10-18-18 22
       RE: Cahaya and Cowabunga foonermints 10-18-18 23
   I'm a man for all seasons... cahaya 10-26-18 33
 Estee and Long Winded Diatribes foonermints 10-19-18 25
 Estee and Long Winded Diatribes foonermints 10-19-18 26
   RE: Estee and Long Winded Diatribes kingfish 10-19-18 27
       Toe Rats Are BAD! foonermints 10-19-18 28
           RE: Toe Rats Are BAD! kingfish 10-20-18 29
 mrc and a can of peanut butter foonermints 10-21-18 30
   RE: mrc and a can of peanut butter mrc 10-27-18 34
       RE: mrc and a can of peanut butter foonermints 10-27-18 35
           AND We will never mention again.. foonermints 10-27-18 36
 Dijon Mustard and Colonel Mustard foonermints 10-24-18 31
 Max Headroom and a Beefsteak foonermints 11-04-18 37
   Yummmm... kingfish 11-05-18 38
       RE: Yummmm... foonermints 10-06-19 39

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1. "Of Course:"
This theory does not apply to Kingfish and Kingfish II.



Nor Kingfish 3 or MechanoGodzilla. NOT twins!

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3. "RE: Of Course:"
I kinda wonder about you and kingfish, too . . .

What is Phil's golf equipment?

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4. "RE: Of Course:"
Kingfooner! Would be much better than FoonerKing.
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5. "RE: Of Course:"
I'm just content to be Mayor!
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09-29-18, 12:22 PM (EST)
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6. "RE: Of Course:"
Yeah, the pay is better.

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09-27-18, 04:23 PM (EST)
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2. "RE: I have a theory"
McRuba?

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10-07-18, 02:52 PM (EST)
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7. "As Usual"
No one on Planet Earth has any idea what you are talking about.

Better go with MO Ruba. Barbaric enough for even Fish to comprehend.


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8. "RE: As Usual"
Planet Earth...Ah yes, I had an aunt from planet earth once. Or, maybe she had me, I forget. Those eartherians are meat eaters, you know.

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10-10-18, 11:02 PM (EST)
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9. "RE: As Usual"
Ummm.. meat.....
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10. "RE: As Usual"
Speaking of which, breakfast was late again this morning. I don't like to complain, but I needs my Wheaties.
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11. "Wheaties and Fiber One"
Taste the same. especially when soaking up a 20oz Mickeys.

Don't forget the Raspberries and Blueberries. They make your breakfast food look pretty!


Hillary can be used later..

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12. "RE: Wheaties and Fiber One"
LAST EDITED ON 10-13-18 AT 07:02 PM (EST)

Oh. yeah, did I forget to mention that my last movement (jail talk for pooping) was last Monday? Mostly it's just because it's hard to go when my cellmate (Shiv) is watching.

He never stops watching.

How come Grit hasn't bailed me out yet?

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13. "RE: Wheaties and Fiber One"
Grit doesn't like dirty talk from a jailed madman. That is why.

By The Way, she doesn't talk to me, either. Even though I am not a jailed dirty-talking madman.

I am as sweet as candy!

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14. "RE: Wheaties and Fiber One"
Grit taught me every dirty word I know.

Poo. Poop. Poopy. Poopier. Poopiest. Extreme poop show. A poop ton. Poopathon. The burning Poop in a bag trick. Poopaphobia. Poopster. Poopsterite. Petrified poop. Petrified Poop in a bag.

There are more, but I think I might be expelled if I include them. (there are the Dang and Darn and Heck words, but you didn't hear it here.)

See,I been around. I know stuff.

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15. "Coprolite?"
Kicking Petrified Poop-In-A-Bag might hurt. Maybe not if you are a Go ahead and click it. You know you want to!

Poop

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16. "RE: Coprolite?"
LAST EDITED ON 10-15-18 AT 09:23 PM (EST)

I think I started a trend.

Jerry Garcia is probably rolling around in his grave regretting that he didn't think of Dead Poop-Heads.

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17. "Pumpkins and Roadkill"
However you look at it, they are both Squashes.

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18. "RE: Pumpkins and Roadkill"
Ummm...Fried Roadkill! Those possums are pretty slow.
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19. "Crayfish and Kingfish"
Both are inedible.


foonermints has experience with crayfish. How do you even open them? Is there anything inside? Messy! tastes like YICK!

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21. "RE: Crayfish and Kingfish"
Pinch the tail and suck the head.

Applies to crawfish only.

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24. "Too Much Work"
Not enough Reward. Suck the juice out of the Head? Holy Mother of Tarzan!, and I just got finished repairing a Sail in Hermosa Beach.


Dirty Mudbugs..dirty mudbugs..

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10-24-18, 12:21 PM (EST)
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32. "One should be open minded"
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20. "Cahaya and Cowabunga"
Not nearly the same!


Although he might use the term "Chingawa", which is what Mexican Tarzan yells at Cheetah when he is pissed.

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22. "RE: Cahaya and Cowabunga"
A Mexican Tarzan!

Finally. A hero we can all look up too. He don't need no stinkin' passaporte.

Que chichis, mama! (That what he says to hispanic Jane).

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23. "RE: Cahaya and Cowabunga"
ˇ Y una culo excellente!

Maybe "Coolio" was inspired by that? His music sure sucks.

Kill me!

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33. "I'm a man for all seasons..."
Cowabunga etymology:

Unknown but generally credited (as "Kowa-Bunga") to Edward Kean, writer of The Howdy Doody Show, a children's TV show that ran in the USA from 1947 until 1956.<1> Chief Thunderthud, a character on the show, started every sentence with the nonsense word "kawabonga" or with the syllable "kawa"<2> followed by ordinary English words. Other Indian characters of a different tribe, such as Chief Featherman or Princess Summerfall Winterspring, used "kawagoopa" similarly, as a greeting or to voice frustration or surprise.

Princess Summerfall Winterspring is the lady for all seasons.

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25. "Estee and Long Winded Diatribes"
Did they all go back to New Yakk City?

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26. "Estee and Long Winded Diatribes"
Were these created by #1Estee or #2Estee?


Goliath says #2.

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27. "RE: Estee and Long Winded Diatribes"
LAST EDITED ON 10-19-18 AT 05:13 PM (EST)

If we are back to long winded diatribes, I think we're back with Michel. Or Aruba. Or Igor.

Also, I need new socks. The ones I got are stinky. They do keep the rats away though.

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28. "Toe Rats Are BAD! "
However, how are your cuticles? ConsiderThis!

Kingfish, did you write this story? Who is Chris Zeeman? Is the Earth really Flat? My Brain! My Beautiful Brain! gone.. *sob*

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29. "RE: Toe Rats Are BAD! "
LAST EDITED ON 10-20-18 AT 07:34 PM (EST)

Whoa!

I think that lady was about to hit the wall. Hard. It was like reading an Edgar Allan Poe story or poem, such as "The Tell Tale Heart". I hope Consider This found a way to survive.

https://poestories.com/read/telltaleheart

Or his brilliant poetic description of someone going mad;

"While I nodded, nearly napping, suddenly there came a tapping,
As of some one gently rapping, rapping at my chamber door.
"'Tis some visitor," I muttered, "tapping at my chamber door-
Only this, and nothing more."

One man's Raven is another man's (woman's) Privy pit.

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30. "mrc and a can of peanut butter"
We are getting the same response on this threasd.

I like Peanut Butter.

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34. "RE: mrc and a can of peanut butter"
Peanut butter is a favorite this time of year.

I've been Mooned!

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35. "RE: mrc and a can of peanut butter"
Butterfingers might work.
Reese's Pieces sound's like he is running a Western Saloon.
The upstair's ladies kind..
Twix? I don't go there. Scary!
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36. "AND We will never mention again.."
Little Debbie's unsung Star Crunch. Totally indecent!

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31. "Dijon Mustard and Colonel Mustard"
Both work with Weenies.

Well, unless it's Colonel Ms. Clairol Mustard..

Wait! My premise is still valid if you think about it.

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37. "Max Headroom and a Beefsteak"
You tell me...


Have you had your B-12 today? ..................................................Ask the Love Bunny!.........................................On second thought, it might be like a dented Salami.............

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38. "Yummmm..."
...steak.

Or pork chops.

Or just meat. No veggies please.

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39. "RE: Yummmm..."
He never struck me as potato - like.

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