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"Gourmet Eating! Tonight's Recipe:"
kingfish 19706 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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06-23-16, 08:48 AM (EST)
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1. "Yum" |
LAST EDITED ON 06-24-16 AT 10:51 AM (EST)(Pissed off the old lady again, I see. Well, Hungry Man is better than frozen cardboard burritos). There's nothing like a home cooked meal of beer battered something to satisfy a man. Woman. Person. Whatever. (And, 28 grams of protein!) But it looks like an errant kernel of corn, sensing his (her, it's) time was up tried to escape thru the potatoe (Potato. Pototos. Whatever.) swamp. Footprints thru the brownie was all the proof the authorities needed to apprehend that rogue, and it'll be death by mastication for him, I'm guessing.
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kingfish 19706 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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07-01-16, 10:28 AM (EST)
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13. "RE: BUT" |
Word has it on the playground that the Pea brothers were supposed to go on the breakout with Kernel Corn, but chickened out.
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kingfish 19706 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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07-04-16, 11:39 AM (EST)
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15. "RE: Happy Feet or King Tut?" |
One of the two. Whichever, they look like they want to bite.
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kingfish 19706 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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07-06-16, 08:48 AM (EST)
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17. "RE: Gourmet Eating! Tonight's Recipe:" |
It's the Brownie Swamp of despair.
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kingfish 19706 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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07-06-16, 08:29 PM (EST)
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19. "RE: Gourmet Eating! Tonight's Recipe:" |
Wishful thinking. The Brownie Swamp of Despair will always be there to lure the unwary and the unwise.
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Dakota 5819 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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07-12-16, 01:06 AM (EST)
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37. "RE: Tonight's Dinner.." |
LAST EDITED ON 07-12-16 AT 01:09 AM (EST)Too drastic? We need JuneBug over here to give Foonermints a few Rachel Ray-type tips for ccoking. Before he dies. So let's talk diet and raw meat. Did you hear that a pride of lions devoured a group of 10 elephant poachers? No, there's no punchline. It apparently happened: "Even though hunting is outlawed within the national parks of Zimbabwe, ten men were illegally hunting for elephants last month within the park’s boundaries when they stumbled upon twenty adult Southwest African lions. The pride of lions were not exactly, you know, expecting human visitors, so they immediately attacked the intruders. The attack was so instantaneous that five of the ten men were killed, three severely injured, and two lightly injured. The animals were mostly unhurt. The men who survived the attack ran to a nearby village for medical help where they were promptly arrested. Ah, karma! “The men were visibly traumatized by the attack,” said Commissioner-General Chihuri,“and after seeing their injuries and the remains of their dead comrades, I can see why. These guys were tough criminals carrying ak-47s, but they were literally shred to pieces and devoured by the lions." http://www.onegreenplanet.org/news/pride-of-lions-kills-five-poachers/ I'll drink to that.
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kingfish 19706 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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07-13-16, 08:57 AM (EST)
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44. "RE: Tequila" |
Someone (whose last name is **ooner) filled my fire extinguisher with gasoline.
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Dakota 5819 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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07-16-16, 06:28 PM (EST)
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51. "RE: Nonfat Greek Yogurt" |
LAST EDITED ON 07-16-16 AT 06:30 PM (EST)Now we're talking. As always, a good woman saves the day. That pear thing looks good too. My favorite freezer-to-oven-to-table dinner is probably not up to the fill line of a Hungry Man dinner, but I like it Two tortillas made from freshly ground organic corn, filled with a blend of cheeses, accented by olives and peppers, and covered with a traditional Mexican sauce. Gluten free. http://www.amys.com/products/product-detail/entrees/000080 Question for our globe trotting Cahaya. What is clotted cream? Is it like sour cream? Agman's Spring Fling '12
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Dakota 5819 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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07-17-16, 02:20 PM (EST)
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55. "RE: I Had This" |
LAST EDITED ON 07-17-16 AT 02:21 PM (EST)That sounds good. I might try it. A hunk of Texas toast garlic bread would be good with that. Tribe made you a salad? Hmmph Agman's Spring Fling '12
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cahaya 19522 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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07-17-16, 02:00 AM (EST)
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53. "RE: Nonfat Greek Yogurt" |
LAST EDITED ON 07-17-16 AT 02:01 AM (EST)Oh, deary do, what is clotted cream indeed? Although I have journeyed the world far and wide, I've rarely encountered it -- only upon the British isle for a tea at a stables along a daylong drive from London to Land's End (which also included Stonehenge and Beacon Hill) and also regularly during the week whilst I was in Jersey Island on the Channel, hosted by a local resident living there. It's basically steam evaporated milk, with the cream floating up to the top as it cools, clumping up (into thick "clots") as it reaches the surface. This very rich (and high fat) cream is skimmed off (literally leaving skim milk below) and it is served with tea (preferably Ceylon teas) to make what is known as "cream tea". From someone who doesn't care much for hot tea, I found cream tea quite delicious and it goes very well with a serving of scones and seasonal strawberry jam on a matching porcelain plate. agman's world
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Dakota 5819 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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07-23-16, 02:31 AM (EST)
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64. "No he didn't" |
But I'm not giving up. Yet. Here's one for you. Loaded baked potato salad. It's got bacon and cheese and taters. You know how to cook bacon, no doubt, and once you find someone to show you how to cook the taters, all you do is put this on a plate. I think you have the skill set for this one. LOADED BAKED POTATO SALAD
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kingfish 19706 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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07-24-16, 11:38 AM (EST)
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65. "RE: No he didn't" |
Cooking taters:Boil water, drop tater in. Or: Get grease hot, drop tater in. Or: get oven hot, put tater in. Or: Eat tater raw.
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kingfish 19706 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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08-07-16, 03:43 PM (EST)
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74. "RE: I've Got The Beef!" |
LAST EDITED ON 08-07-16 AT 03:44 PM (EST)Boigers. Grilled. That's what the fat is for. Good choice, Wagyu is wonderful. Way better than the Hungry Man I'm having, which, BTW is all your fault. But, not to rain on a parade, I hope you realize that it's not Kobe. You can tell by the price, Kobe is at least $20 a oz., any cheaper and you know it's fake. Even then there's a real good chance someone is trying to fool you. The taste is the same unless you have a super educated palate, so you got what is really the best beef deal. But, one pound? The lady is a vegan?
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foonermints 13772 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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08-10-16, 03:33 PM (EST)
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83. "It seems" |
I laughed about the quicky-turkey. I laughed about the little baby too, who was after that.
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cahaya 19522 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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08-11-16, 11:04 AM (EST)
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89. "RE: Simply" |
LAST EDITED ON 08-11-16 AT 01:00 PM (EST)The Malaysian variant is known as "ayam masak merah" (literally, "chicken cooked red"). Here's a pic of what it looks like off of the stove or grill. We get the dried chilis directly from Malaysia (either packed to bring back when we visit or delivered by international courier by our family there). It's the locally grown chili that's dried prior to using for cooking. You have to take those little white seeds out or it's really hot! It seems the oil concentration is highest in the seeds.
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kingfish 19706 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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08-10-16, 05:53 PM (EST)
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85. "RE: I Gots da Chicken!" |
LAST EDITED ON 08-10-16 AT 10:22 PM (EST)I'm a native son of Louisiana and Texas where they serve a lot of sort of hot food (esp. S. Texas), but I have never developed a taste for really hot chilies in food. I like to be able to taste the food without having to use a fire extinguisher. But some do like it. PSA:I've also lived in Mexico, and once (only once, I learned from this) I was asked by the chef (I was eating at a friend's house) if I wanted it to be a "little hot". In Texas, that means maybe a jalapeno or some other relatively low heat pepper is part of the dish. And I can do Jalapenos. So I said, sure, a "little hot" would be nice. But there, among people who have had their taste buds burnt out since early in their childhood, a "little hot" still means that they will use those little red lady fingers or any one of a myriad kinds of those little devils that are hotter than the deepest depths of a volcano, a "little hot" is still an eleven on the Kingfish hot scale. Since then it's been "Sin chili, Nada de nada de nada de ninguna caliente, por favor." I've since found that there are a lot of other places in the world who like to eat lava also. That looks like a BBQ spice rub to me.
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foonermints 13772 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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08-10-16, 07:36 PM (EST)
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86. "it's pretty much like that." |
I avoid anything with the word: "Habenero" in it. I'm going to try out this:
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kingfish 19706 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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08-22-16, 07:57 PM (EST)
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97. "RE: Gourmet Eating! Tonight's Recipe:" |
I admire that Porter. The sandwich(?) not so much.
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cahaya 19522 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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08-26-16, 11:20 AM (EST)
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103. "RE: The Reward.." |
I'm passing these around to everyone in the thresd. Bon appetit!
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cahaya 19522 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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08-30-16, 10:41 AM (EST)
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109. "Tri-tip!" |
Are you from Santa Maria?"If you're from outside of Santa Maria, California, you may not have heard of tri-tip, the large, tender, triangular muscle cut from the bottom sirloin of a steer. If you're from Santa Maria, on the other hand, you can bet your bowl of pinquito beans that you've had more than your share of the cut. That hot Italian sausage, on the other hand, looks like a mightily unhealthy artery clogger.
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kingfish 19706 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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09-06-16, 01:27 PM (EST)
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127. "RE: Steak?" |
That's because they were hiding. They needed to be punished by mastication.
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foonermints 13772 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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09-06-16, 07:04 PM (EST)
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128. "Y'Know" |
That Clownie Head rotates "left"? Maybe I should use it on my Clinton blog?
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kingfish 19706 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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11-04-16, 03:57 PM (EST)
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131. "RE: Thursday " |
Sounds terrible. But, you know, I like anchovies, especially the slow ones, so I'd try a slice.
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foonermints 13772 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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11-08-16, 04:21 PM (EST)
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134. "RE: Foonermints Unleashed!" |
Sear on all sides. Get the carrots. Dont forget the other partiers! OR the other essentials..
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11-28-16, 00:39 AM (EST)
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137. "RE: Don't Forget!" |
I hate to see you cooking here all alone. Is it too late to join you?
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foonermints 13772 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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03-06-17, 03:55 PM (EST)
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140. "*bump*" |
My kitchen is currently in the garage. Kitchen renovations are the worst. Unless of course, you can pack your tent and leave the leftovers for the raccoons..
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cahaya 19522 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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03-15-17, 02:14 PM (EST)
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142. "RE: *sigh*" |
You'll be hungrier after eating that than you will be before eating it.
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