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"How's that 500 year old clam taste?"
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11-19-13, 08:16 AM (EST)
 
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"How's that 500 year old clam taste?" |
So when you eat clam chowder or clam strips it turns out that the clams might be a little ... oldhttp://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-24946983 "The same species of clam are caught commercially and eaten daily; anyone who has eaten clam chowder in New England has probably eaten flesh from this species, many of which are likely several hundred years old."
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11-19-13, 09:44 AM (EST)
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LAST EDITED ON 11-19-13 AT 02:36 PM (EST)Grandpa, don't worry, you'll like it in the Old Clams Home. So will Mom. Face it, you both are pushing 500 and it's about time you began to think about taking it easy, enjoying what you worked all those years to earn. You both worked all your life, every day opening and closing that clamshell that got heavier and heavier with each passing century, filtering contaminants to keep the clam bed clean, and now it’s time to retire and collect your reward. And write your memoirs. Mom doesn't filter food like she did when she was younger, and even opening the clam door shell every morning when you go out to collect the mail is an effort for you both right now. So we, my brothers and sisters and I, have put a few clams together and bought you a retirement Condo in Boca Vista Raton, down in sunny Florida. We also bought you a ticket on this clam dredge that will take you there. Now all you have to do is relax on the sun deck with a strawberry daiquiri and sleep. They also offer a hot tub with cream, potatoes, onions in the "Clam Chowder Salon”. Retirement awaits, retirement in luxury (here, read the brochure).
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11-19-13, 11:11 AM (EST)
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(Grandma to Grandpa): You asked for it, I told you to keep your trap shut!
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11-19-13, 11:29 AM (EST)
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“That’s right Ma. Why, our parents taught us respect the old fashioned way, none of this namby pamby nudging them into a a good place to get the good algea, like we did, No our parents made us lie face down in the mud for the first 100 or so years until we earned our spot on the reef. By Cracky.““And we like it like that!” (Spitoom). “Nowadays they’re all Bi-Valve curious, and wanting to carry on with sea horses and such like and listen to those modern Drum fish. Just noise if you ask me. “ “At 100 years they are still wet behind their undeveloped clam ears, they don't know nothing about nothing, By Cracky!”
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Congrats on 5K and many more!
I should be watched....closely.
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