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foonermints 14531 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 12-07-11, 05:28 PM (EST) "Hole!" Time for the old built in spa to go: OK Wayne: where is my lawn furniture? And hands off the flamingoes! Well, there's also a warning there for Kingfish and a few others..   Top

Subject     Author     Message Date     ID    RE: Hole! grit 12-07-11 1    Thing foonermints need to know.. foonermints 12-07-11 2        RE: Thing foonermints need to know.... kingfish 12-07-11 6            Did I Mention? foonermints 12-08-11 10                RE: Did I Mention? kingfish 12-08-11 12                    RE: Did I Mention? foonermints 12-12-11 30        RE: Thing foonermints need to know.... Tummy 12-08-11 11            But Hers foonermints 12-11-11 25  RE: Hole! agman 12-07-11 3    Me foonermints 12-08-11 9  RE: Hole! jbug 12-07-11 4    RE: Hole! foonermints 12-07-11 5        RE: Hole! jbug 12-07-11 7            RE: Hole! foonermints 12-08-11 8  RE: Hole! Max Headroom 12-08-11 13    RE: Hole! foonermints 12-10-11 19  RE: Hole! Karchita 12-08-11 14    RE: Hole! agman 12-09-11 16        RE: Hole! foonermints 12-10-11 18            RE: Hole! agman 12-10-11 21  Oh make me over moonbaby 12-09-11 15    I could work foonermints 12-10-11 17  RE: Hole! kingfish 12-10-11 20    yes! foonermints 12-11-11 22        RE: yes! kingfish 12-11-11 24            I'm Sticking foonermints 12-12-11 28    RE: Hole! Max Headroom 12-11-11 23        RE: Hole! agman 12-12-11 26            Well.. foonermints 12-12-11 27                RE: Well.. agman 12-12-11 31                    Yes foonermints 12-12-11 36                        Hey! jbug 12-12-11 38                            RE: Hey! agman 12-12-11 40                                RE: Hey! foonermints 12-12-11 45                            Sure you did.. foonermints 12-12-11 44                        RE: Yes agman 12-12-11 39                            RE: Yes agman 12-12-11 41                                Tiny Clown foonermints 12-12-11 43  RE: Hole! cahaya 12-12-11 29    RE: Hole! agman 12-12-11 32        RE: Hole! kingfish 12-12-11 33            RE: Hole! agman 12-12-11 34    What? foonermints 12-12-11 35        RE: What? agman 12-12-11 37            RE: What? foonermints 12-12-11 42                RE: What? agman 12-13-11 46

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grit 4868 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Stuff Magazine Centerfold" 12-07-11, 05:38 PM (EST) 1. "RE: Hole!" You know, seeing as you have so much spare time, maybe you could come to my house and: -powerwash our Ipe deck, both levels -powerwash our landscape walls -build a shelter for Kurt's tractor -scrub the efflorescence off our new patio -install a nice brick driveway in front of our 2-car garage -wash all the windows inside and out -give me a massage (I'm gonna be tired watching you do all that stuff) It's a capn2patch original   Top

foonermints 14531 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 12-07-11, 06:31 PM (EST) 2. "Thing foonermints need to know.." 1. powerwash our Ipe deck, both levels What is an "Ape Deck"? 2. powerwash our landscape walls Powerwash? Do I need to bring my 14hp Honda, or does Kurt have a bigger one that will embarrass me? 3. build a shelter for Kurt's tractor I know, every tractor needs a home. Just throw a tarp over it. I ran an old Kubota that wouldn't fire up unless you pulled off the distributor cap and plug wires and warmed them up on the stove. 4. scrub the efflorescence off our new patio Efflorescence means you have too much lime in the mix. I advise drinking a nice Reposado tequila without the unnecessary "margarita" clothes on. 5. install a nice brick driveway in front of our 2-car garage I've done a couple private bridge abutments with natural granite rocks. This sounds like work for a Monkey. Just excavate and grade correctly with coarse gravel, pea gravel and sand (according to good drainage) then whip down the bricks. Fill in with sand. You should be able to do this yourself. 6. wash all the windows inside and out No. 7. OK. If I have to. foonermint: doing what must be done.. *sigh* Handmade by the incredibly talented Syren   Top

kingfish 20752 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 12-07-11, 10:37 PM (EST) 6. "RE: Thing foonermints need to know.." So, how did you manage to figure out to do #3, that that not only would be a thing to try, but that that would work?   Top

foonermints 14531 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 12-08-11, 01:39 AM (EST) 10. "Did I Mention?" That that was on a wood stove? I was the guy that used to bang the snow off the tent @ 25,000'. I can also run a Thiokol. Just warm up the buggers, other than that, you'd better have a flask. /brag Now, I'm tired. I live in the Sun.   Top

kingfish 20752 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 12-08-11, 10:50 AM (EST) 12. "RE: Did I Mention?" LAST EDITED ON 12-08-11 AT 10:50 AM (EST) And about those Flamingos, the one on the left is mine. I recognise those tail feathers. But it has a nice home and has friends there, so no foul.   Top

foonermints 14531 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 12-12-11, 03:42 PM (EST) 30. "RE: Did I Mention?" tiny clown: making very tiny "GAK" noise.   Top

Tummy 3542 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Thong Contest Judge" 12-08-11, 09:52 AM (EST) 11. "RE: Thing foonermints need to know.." Take care with that deck - you know what happens on Grits deck!   Top

foonermints 14531 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 12-11-11, 04:24 PM (EST) 25. "But Hers" Is hardwood. Screwing down hardwood hurts! Good thing California has lots of Redwood. It's soft. It's comfortable. Good on the bare footsies. foonermint: a considerate host   Top

agman 11166 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 12-07-11, 07:07 PM (EST) 3. "RE: Hole!" Once you get everything cleaned up, you could start an oriental garden.   Top

foonermints 14531 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 12-08-11, 01:31 AM (EST) 9. "Me" and Flora Purim.   Top

jbug 17146 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 12-07-11, 08:12 PM (EST) 4. "RE: Hole!" I finally have all the boards on the ramp; but they are not yet fastened down. Want to drop by TN for a bit? BTW, my crowbar is bigger than your crowbar.   Top

foonermints 14531 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 12-07-11, 08:46 PM (EST) 5. "RE: Hole!" First the Ape wood, which I am extremely jealous of, and now the crowbar? You OT girls are tough! "Want to drop by TN for a bit?" ~Why no, not if I have to ride Amtrak. + 32°? are you secretly Nutzy? Hey! What ramp is this? Does it lead Up or ? tiny clown: interested in tiny highways to Hell. But always green. Always green..   Top

jbug 17146 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 12-07-11, 11:50 PM (EST) 7. "RE: Hole!" But you could be here in only 3 days! and yes, you' also have to go thru Chicago; apparently every train goes thru Chicago before it gets to any destination. The ramp? goes up to the front deck; and well, then down from the front deck to the driveway. It is much easier for DH than steps.   Top

foonermints 14531 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 12-08-11, 00:54 AM (EST) 8. "RE: Hole!" What is this "Chicago" you mention? foonermint: Never East of the Rockies   Top

Max Headroom 10069 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 12-08-11, 01:41 PM (EST) 13. "RE: Hole!" Make sure you PM me your address. I can always use a good soak in a hot tub after hours of slaving away at the salt mine factory in Riverside. I'll be out there in the spring. How's the weather that time of year? At least the 100-mph winds will blow the smog away.   Top

foonermints 14531 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 12-10-11, 05:15 AM (EST) 19. "RE: Hole!" Smog? I miss smog! Spring rains are freezing cold and nasty. The temperature drops to something like 54° F. We "bundle up" big time! If you are rolling in from Afghanistan Riverside I'm more than willing to set up a tent on my front lawn. Hopefully, no whacked-out crazies will harass you (too much). Anyrates, what does a man need, other than the Moon and the Stars, a warm sleeping bag and a bottle of Jack? hope for the future? I'll leave a Colt by your tent. btw: thats a 1911 Colt .45 Watch where you point that thing!   Top

Karchita 4483 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Jerry Springer Show Guest" 12-08-11, 02:54 PM (EST) 14. "RE: Hole!" Well, aren't we a handy dandy fooner mintzy man.   Top

agman 11166 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 12-09-11, 07:22 PM (EST) 16. "RE: Hole!" Fooner "the tool man" Mints!   Top

foonermints 14531 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 12-10-11, 04:11 AM (EST) 18. "RE: Hole!" I did the brickwork too. Once in a while a man has no choice.   Top

agman 11166 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 12-10-11, 12:45 PM (EST) 21. "RE: Hole!" * warms up Al voice....."I don't think so Fooner!"   Top

moonbaby 17120 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 12-09-11, 04:12 PM (EST) 15. "Oh make me over" I'm all I want to be A walking study in demonology.   Top

foonermints 14531 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 12-10-11, 04:00 AM (EST) 17. "I could work" With those girls. Skintight? tiny clown: tiny reasons for mayem.   Top

kingfish 20752 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 12-10-11, 10:57 AM (EST) 20. "RE: Hole!" I want to express my admiration for a guy who can start a thread with "Hole!".   Top

foonermints 14531 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 12-11-11, 10:39 AM (EST) 22. "yes!" Many OThers are quite jealous. You may be the first to acknowledge my smartness and kiss the pinky ring.   Top

kingfish 20752 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 12-11-11, 02:23 PM (EST) 24. "RE: yes!" And of course, Courtney wants you.   Top

foonermints 14531 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 12-12-11, 03:10 PM (EST) 28. "I'm Sticking" With Clara Bow. tiny clown: full of tiny erotica.   Top

Max Headroom 10069 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 12-11-11, 11:18 AM (EST) 23. "RE: Hole!"   Top

agman 11166 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 12-12-11, 01:13 PM (EST) 26. "RE: Hole!" ROFLMAO!!!!! I missed it, I should have put both Bevis and butthead in a snowglobe!   Top

foonermints 14531 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 12-12-11, 02:01 PM (EST) 27. "Well.." It's too late now, obviously. tiny clown: pointing out tiny obvious things to the reasoning impaired.   Top

agman 11166 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 12-12-11, 03:44 PM (EST) 31. "RE: Well.." I would have probably made one, but since the clown seems to think I'm reasoning impaired, I guess it just can't happen!   Top

foonermints 14531 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 12-12-11, 05:59 PM (EST) 36. "Yes" It can't. tiny clown: using formidable intelligence to communicate with the underprivedged.   Top

jbug 17146 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 12-12-11, 08:30 PM (EST) 38. "Hey!" I stole the tiny clown!   Top

agman 11166 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 12-12-11, 09:20 PM (EST) 40. "RE: Hey!" Burn the Tiny Clown.....Tiny clown realizes that Leggs has him by the tiny ba!!s   Top

foonermints 14531 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 12-12-11, 10:55 PM (EST) 45. "RE: Hey!" "Burn the Tiny Clown" ! *grins* If only it were true.. wait: that was statement #2..   Top

foonermints 14531 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 12-12-11, 10:45 PM (EST) 44. "Sure you did.." Tiny Clown: emboldining women into tiny evil.   Top

agman 11166 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 12-12-11, 09:14 PM (EST) 39. "RE: Yes" Tiny clown is becoming a pain in my a$$!!!!!   Top

agman 11166 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 12-12-11, 09:39 PM (EST) 41. "RE: Yes" In fact, I have Tiny Clown trapped!   Top

foonermints 14531 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 12-12-11, 10:24 PM (EST) 43. "Tiny Clown" Kicking Tiny buttskies Encouraging the fainthearted to finally do the right thing.   Top

cahaya 19891 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 12-12-11, 03:42 PM (EST) 29. "RE: Hole!" Ok, fess up, who did you bury under there anyway? And don't tell us it was your old flame!   Top

agman 11166 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 12-12-11, 04:26 PM (EST) 32. "RE: Hole!" Pssst cahaya....have you noticed MKitty hasn't been around in quite awhile? You don't think.............   Top

kingfish 20752 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 12-12-11, 05:19 PM (EST) 33. "RE: Hole!" I blame Prof "Igor" Flagstaff.   Top

agman 11166 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 12-12-11, 05:21 PM (EST) 34. "RE: Hole!" I dunno, I think he was "gone" first....cues scary music   Top

foonermints 14531 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 12-12-11, 05:50 PM (EST) 35. "What?" LAST EDITED ON 12-12-11 AT 10:34 PM (EST) Am I reswdponsible for the Lindburgh Baby? *looks up* I refweze to edid my Bugs Bunny spellink!   Top

agman 11166 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 12-12-11, 06:39 PM (EST) 37. "RE: What?" Well... now that you mention it......... Hey, might as well use the scapegoat for all he is worth!   Top

foonermints 14531 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 12-12-11, 09:58 PM (EST) 42. "RE: What?" Well, you have a point. You and your communist skunk brothers.   Top

agman 11166 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 12-13-11, 00:02 AM (EST) 46. "RE: What?" > You and your communist skunk brothers. Sisters....there, fixed that for you   Top

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