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samboohoo 17173 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 10-13-09, 08:38 AM (EST) "Two for Twosday - Your Next Life" In your next life, tell us two people you'd want to be. Me: 1. The trophy wife of a very rich man - preferably an attractive rich man. He can be bald. he can have a hairy back. At this point, he can be Jerry Jones. 2. An NFL defensive player. Samboobree, brought to life by Arkie   Top

Subject     Author     Message Date     ID    RE: Two for Twosday - Your Next Lif... Estee 10-13-09 1    RE: Two for Twosday - Your Next Lif... samboohoo 10-13-09 2        RE: Two for Twosday - Your Next Lif... Estee 10-13-09 5            RE: Two for Twosday - Your Next Lif... samboohoo 10-13-09 7  RE: Two for Twosday - Your Next Lif... frisky 10-13-09 3    RE: Two for Twosday - Your Next Lif... samboohoo 10-13-09 4  RE: Two for Twosday - Your Next Lif... weltek 10-13-09 6  RE: Two for Twosday - Your Next Lif... nailbone 10-13-09 8    RE: Two for Twosday - Your Next Lif... samboohoo 10-13-09 9  RE: Two for Twosday - Your Next Lif... Ahtumbreez 10-13-09 10    RE: Two for Twosday - Your Next Lif... weltek 10-13-09 11        RE: Two for Twosday - Your Next Lif... Molaholic 10-14-09 36    RE: Two for Twosday - Your Next Lif... foonermints 10-13-09 12        RE: Two for Twosday - Your Next Lif... Ahtumbreez 10-13-09 13            RE: Two for Twosday - Your Next Lif... foonermints 10-13-09 15                RE: Two for Twosday - Your Next Lif... Ahtumbreez 10-13-09 17  RE: Two for Twosday - Your Next Lif... HobbsofMI 10-13-09 14    RE: Two for Twosday - Your Next Lif... samboohoo 10-13-09 21        RE: Two for Twosday - Your Next Lif... HobbsofMI 10-13-09 23    RE: Two for Twosday - Your Next Lif... bullzeye 10-13-09 30        RE: Two for Twosday - Your Next Lif... HobbsofMI 10-14-09 32  RE: Two for Twosday - Your Next Lif... thndrkttn 10-13-09 16    RE: Two for Twosday - Your Next Lif... Ahtumbreez 10-13-09 18  RE: Two for Twosday - Your Next Lif... grit 10-13-09 19    RE: Two for Twosday - Your Next Lif... samboohoo 10-13-09 22    RE: Two for Twosday - Your Next Lif... byoffer 10-13-09 26        RE: Two for Twosday - Your Next Lif... grit 10-13-09 29            RE: Two for Twosday - Your Next Lif... agman 10-13-09 31                RE: Two for Twosday - Your Next Lif... mrc 10-14-09 38  RE: Two for Twosday - Your Next Lif... J Slice 10-13-09 20  RE: Two for Twosday - Your Next Lif... Max Headroom 10-13-09 24    RE: Two for Twosday - Your Next Lif... samboohoo 10-13-09 25  RE: Two for Twosday - Your Next Lif... byoffer 10-13-09 27    RE: Two for Twosday - Your Next Lif... samboohoo 10-13-09 28  RE: Two for Twosday - Your Next Lif... MKitty 10-14-09 33    RE: Two for Twosday - Your Next Lif... jbug 10-14-09 35  RE: Two for Twosday - Your Next Lif... dragonflies 10-14-09 34  RE: Two for Twosday - Your Next Lif... Molaholic 10-14-09 37

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Estee 57126 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 10-13-09, 08:44 AM (EST) 1. "RE: Two for Twosday - Your Next Life" At this point, he can be Jerry Jones. Hey, isn't Daniel Snyder available? (Note that Samboohoo thinks reincarnation doesn't work in a straight temporal line. Everyone wish her luck.) I'm just going to sit back and hope this doesn't turn into a religious thread.   Top

samboohoo 17173 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 10-13-09, 08:49 AM (EST) 2. "RE: Two for Twosday - Your Next Life" If I were Dan Snyder's wife, the Redskins would be 5-0. It's Twosday! Twosday is our day of fun.   Top

Estee 57126 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 10-13-09, 09:28 AM (EST) 5. "RE: Two for Twosday - Your Next Life" Because you would have had him killed in order to inherit the team?   Top

samboohoo 17173 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 10-13-09, 09:57 AM (EST) 7. "RE: Two for Twosday - Your Next Life" That would never work. I'd overplan it and end up getting caught. Samboobree, brought to life by Arkie   Top

frisky 11695 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 10-13-09, 08:50 AM (EST) 3. "RE: Two for Twosday - Your Next Life" 1. oooo I like your #1. I'll be one, too. We'll do lunch! 2. A musician. Someone who can sing, dance, and play. Perpetual *headbutt* compliments of Rolly.   Top

samboohoo 17173 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 10-13-09, 08:53 AM (EST) 4. "RE: Two for Twosday - Your Next Life" And after lunch, we'll go to Sephora. Samboobree, brought to life by Arkie   Top

weltek 16936 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 10-13-09, 09:52 AM (EST) 6. "RE: Two for Twosday - Your Next Life" LAST EDITED ON 10-13-09 AT 09:53 AM (EST) I'll do one general and one specific: 1. Cake baker and decorator, preferably one that has an enormously successful bakery. 2. Jane Goodall-esqe -A Tribetastic Creation   Top

nailbone 27263 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 10-13-09, 10:25 AM (EST) 8. "RE: Two for Twosday - Your Next Life" 1. Boo's attractive very rich man 2. Drummer for a rock band   Top

samboohoo 17173 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 10-13-09, 10:30 AM (EST) 9. "RE: Two for Twosday - Your Next Life" You could actually be both with those picks. Samboobree, brought to life by Arkie   Top

Ahtumbreez 10456 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 10-13-09, 11:32 AM (EST) 10. "RE: Two for Twosday - Your Next Life" 1. A successful travel writer. 2. A mossy, river rock - the moss would keep me warm in the winter and cool in the summer and I would have no responsibilities except to happily lay by the water.   Top

weltek 16936 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 10-13-09, 12:27 PM (EST) 11. "RE: Two for Twosday - Your Next Life" Yeah, aside from cleaning my butt with my tongue, "CAT" is high up on my list. -A Tribetastic Creation   Top

Molaholic 9015 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 10-14-09, 03:55 PM (EST) 36. "RE: Two for Twosday - Your Next Life" Yeah, aside from cleaning my butt with my tongue, "CAT" is high up on my list. Yes, but you must admit, this beats another possibility -- cleaning somebody else's butt...   Top

foonermints 14531 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 10-13-09, 12:32 PM (EST) 12. "RE: Two for Twosday - Your Next Life" *picks snail off of Tummyrock* Yick! You're welcome.   Top

Ahtumbreez 10456 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 10-13-09, 12:52 PM (EST) 13. "RE: Two for Twosday - Your Next Life" Hey - don't be messin' with my pal Sammy! Now say you're sorry to Sammy.   Top

foonermints 14531 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 10-13-09, 01:19 PM (EST) 15. "RE: Two for Twosday - Your Next Life" *Puts escargot back on Tummyrock* Sammy better run like the wind before a Frenchman sees him.   Top

Ahtumbreez 10456 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 10-13-09, 02:02 PM (EST) 17. "RE: Two for Twosday - Your Next Life" AnAgmanHalloweenoriginal2009 He doesn't need to run, Sammy's got a tricked out skateboard!   Top

HobbsofMI 16065 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 10-13-09, 01:03 PM (EST) 14. "RE: Two for Twosday - Your Next Life" 1. A jet fighter pilot 2. A Englis techer GO WINGS! 2008 Stanley Cup Champs! sig JSlice and by IceCat, and bobble head by Tribephyl   Top

samboohoo 17173 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 10-13-09, 02:54 PM (EST) 21. "RE: Two for Twosday - Your Next Life" Maybe you should start as an English student. Samboobree, brought to life by Arkie   Top

HobbsofMI 16065 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 10-13-09, 03:39 PM (EST) 23. "RE: Two for Twosday - Your Next Life" *head tilt* Why? GO WINGS! 2008 Stanley Cup Champs! sig JSlice and by IceCat, and bobble head by Tribephyl   Top

bullzeye 5030 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 10-13-09, 08:29 PM (EST) 30. "RE: Two for Twosday - Your Next Life" 2. A Englis techer Bless you Hobbs, but that might go down as one of the funniest OT moments I have ever witnessed! Almost as good as when Agman messed up the spelling of California! (and yes, I reviewed this about eleventy nine times, just in case you were wondering).   Top

HobbsofMI 16065 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 10-14-09, 12:55 PM (EST) 32. "RE: Two for Twosday - Your Next Life" *takes a bow* GO WINGS! 2008 Stanley Cup Champs! sig JSlice and by IceCat, and bobble head by Tribephyl   Top

thndrkttn 3216 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Car Show Celebrity" 10-13-09, 01:46 PM (EST) 16. "RE: Two for Twosday - Your Next Life" 1. A person who didn't have a childhood like mine. Just because we were country club members and had money didn't mean there wasn't abuse and intimiation going on behind the scenes. (A parent should NEVER wait until a child is asleep for the night to pounce on them, scare them to death with all the screaming and dole out punishment whether it being physical or just a grounding.) I blame this on my complete inability to deal with conflict in a healthy manner. It's affecting my work and home life. 2. To mimic weltek, I'd come back as my lab, Althea, any day. She is completely adored/loved and is about as happy as anyone or anything I know. She lacks for very, very little.   Top

Ahtumbreez 10456 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 10-13-09, 02:03 PM (EST) 18. "RE: Two for Twosday - Your Next Life" *smooch Just 'cause. AnAgmanHalloweenoriginal2009   Top

grit 4868 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Stuff Magazine Centerfold" 10-13-09, 02:26 PM (EST) 19. "RE: Two for Twosday - Your Next Life" 1. A guy. Bigger salary for the same work, sole control of the remote, a little wifey to do the cooking and cleaning, no pain from giving birth, and the ability to pee while standing. 2. There is no #2. It doesn't get any better than being a guy. another agman creation   Top

samboohoo 17173 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 10-13-09, 02:55 PM (EST) 22. "RE: Two for Twosday - Your Next Life" *flashes Grit* Samboobree, brought to life by Arkie   Top

byoffer 15947 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 10-13-09, 03:58 PM (EST) 26. "RE: Two for Twosday - Your Next Life" 1. A gal. Having my own oobies would mean I would never have to leave the house. 2. There is no #2. It doesn't get any better than being a gal. </Steve Martin rant>   Top

grit 4868 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Stuff Magazine Centerfold" 10-13-09, 04:25 PM (EST) 29. "RE: Two for Twosday - Your Next Life" Having my own oobies would mean I would never have to be able to leave the house. There, fixed that for ya. another agman creation   Top

agman 11166 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 10-13-09, 09:14 PM (EST) 31. "RE: Two for Twosday - Your Next Life" LAST EDITED ON 10-13-09 AT 09:16 PM (EST) I'm still trying not to barf picturing Byoffer with oobies! I'm not sure I want to keep abreast of that!   Top

mrc 10113 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 10-14-09, 04:44 PM (EST) 38. "RE: Two for Twosday - Your Next Life" You would want to see by in all his glandeur? A Slice of Manga   Top

J Slice 13166 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 10-13-09, 02:51 PM (EST) 20. "RE: Two for Twosday - Your Next Life" 1. A left fielder on a very good New York Mets squad. Minus debilitating injuries. 2. A well-to-do personal chef in New York City. Because this is closer to how I look...   Top

Max Headroom 10069 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 10-13-09, 03:43 PM (EST) 24. "RE: Two for Twosday - Your Next Life" 1. Tiger Woods. He's the best in the world at what he does, he's financially well-off, and he's married to a supermodel. 2. Tom Brady. See #1 for explanation. agman 2009   Top

samboohoo 17173 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 10-13-09, 03:47 PM (EST) 25. "RE: Two for Twosday - Your Next Life" Tiger totally sucks at Ping Pong. Samboobree, brought to life by Arkie   Top

byoffer 15947 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 10-13-09, 04:07 PM (EST) 27. "RE: Two for Twosday - Your Next Life" 1. A (successful) actor. I think it would be great make a living doing something that seems like a lot of fun, and which seems to provide the opportunity to take extended breaks between periods of employment. 2. Wayne Gretzky. See Max's post for explanation.   Top

samboohoo 17173 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 10-13-09, 04:09 PM (EST) 28. "RE: Two for Twosday - Your Next Life" Bonus for the wifey being a gymnast. Samboobree, brought to life by Arkie   Top

MKitty 2976 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Howard Stern Show Guest" 10-14-09, 02:54 PM (EST) 33. "RE: Two for Twosday - Your Next Life" 1. My cat Tyko. Typical day: get fed, lay in the comfy chair. Get fed, lay by the fireplace on the sheepskin rug, get fed, lay in on the down comforter on the bed...yeah, life is rough. 2. A spa writer. Travel to great spas around the world and review them. Must be tough work, all those massages and pedicures... Spooked by Agman   Top

jbug 17146 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 10-14-09, 03:39 PM (EST) 35. "RE: Two for Twosday - Your Next Life" so basically get fed get laid get fed get laid   Top

dragonflies 8051 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 10-14-09, 03:19 PM (EST) 34. "RE: Two for Twosday - Your Next Life" LAST EDITED ON 10-14-09 AT 03:21 PM (EST) 1. A cat with a loving home. I want to sleep. Heck, I just about fell asleep at my desk a few minutes ago. 2. An independently wealthly woman who likes to travel yet still remains grounded in life. Healthy and with a high metabolism. another agman masterpiece! eta: I responded without reading the other answers. Glad to see there will be plenty of other cats/dogs!   Top

Molaholic 9015 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 10-14-09, 03:56 PM (EST) 37. "RE: Two for Twosday - Your Next Life" 1. A baseball beat writer. Go to 160+ games a year and get paid for it to boot. 2. A baseball TV announcer. Same as above.   Top

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