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"Paris Hilton Plans to Give Up Public Life "
seahorse 14337 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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06-14-05, 08:33 AM (EST)
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"Paris Hilton Plans to Give Up Public Life " |
"I don't enjoy going out anymore," she says in the June 20 issue of the magazine, on newsstands Monday. "It's such a pain. It's everyone saying, `Let's do a deal! Can I have a picture?' I'm just, like, `These people are such losers. I can't believe I used to love doing this.'"I think she might be a loser more than any of her fans. I hope she does give up the public life quickly for all our sakes. http://tv.yahoo.com/news/ap/20050613/111869706000.html
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Draco Malfoy 10525 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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06-14-05, 08:39 AM (EST)
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1. "RE: Paris Hilton Plans to Give Up Public Life " |
Ah, the hard life of a Stupid Spoiled Whore.Good riddance. I have no sympathy for the professional celebrity.
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landruajm 6040 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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06-14-05, 08:44 AM (EST)
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2. "RE: Paris Hilton Plans to Give Up Public Life " |
I don't think it's possible for someone whose cooter is in that many places on the Internet to actually give up public life.
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landruajm 6040 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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06-14-05, 08:50 AM (EST)
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5. "RE: Paris Hilton Plans to Give Up Public Life " |
What's mine is yours, Draco, except for that whole SLH thing.If so, let's hope there aren't scratch-n-sniff cards.
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Draco Malfoy 10525 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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06-14-05, 08:58 AM (EST)
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9. "RE: Paris Hilton Plans to Give Up Public Life " |
LAST EDITED ON 06-14-05 AT 08:59 AM (EST)I would never think of trying to steal SLH from you. Is it fish or chicken?
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landruajm 6040 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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06-14-05, 09:04 AM (EST)
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11. "RE: Paris Hilton Plans to Give Up Public Life " |
Well...you might, but I wouldn't begrudge the thought.I don't even wanna guess.
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landruajm 6040 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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06-14-05, 09:22 AM (EST)
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19. "RE: Paris Hilton Plans to Give Up Public Life " |
I said I wouldn't begrudge the thought. The actual attempt would, as you note, yield a considerably different result, with no variation in mileage.
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pixiechick 215 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Network TV Show Guest Star"
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06-14-05, 03:23 PM (EST)
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34. "RE: Paris Hilton Plans to Give Up Public Life " |
Thank god. I have an acquaintance who idolizes Paris. SHe even dressed up like her this past Halloween. What a halloweenie..May she RIP (or not). who really cares?
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geg6 14941 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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06-14-05, 08:51 AM (EST)
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6. "RE: Paris Hilton Plans to Give Up Public Life " |
First, I didn't think anyone could make me more nauseous than Jennifer Lopez.Then I didn't think anyone could make me more nauseous than Britney Spears. Most recently, I didn't think anyone could make me more nauseous than Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes. But this just takes a cake. What? You have to hold a press conference to talk about how much you're tired of the press? Someone...please, anyone...wipe this plague from the planet. I'm such a slut for the blues.
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landruajm 6040 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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06-14-05, 08:51 AM (EST)
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7. "RE: Paris Hilton Plans to Give Up Public Life " |
Wanna see how nauseous I can make you?
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landruajm 6040 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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06-14-05, 09:05 AM (EST)
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13. "RE: Paris Hilton Plans to Give Up Public Life " |
To-may-to, to-mah-to.
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HistoryDetective 9516 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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06-14-05, 09:22 AM (EST)
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17. "RE: Paris Hilton Plans to Give Up Public Life " |
First, I didn't think anyone could make me more nauseous than Jennifer Lopez.Nope, J. Ho is still the most nauseating in my book. courtesy of Seana and Syren - thanks gals!Not that all those others don't come damn close.
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Immunegirl 2304 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Seventeen Magazine Model"
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06-14-05, 10:53 AM (EST)
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21. "RE: Paris Hilton Plans to Give Up Public Life " |
Hello, this is your local plague destroyer checking in. Any suggestions for getting rid of her, or will anything work? Slice and Dice Chop Shop 2004 I could let Bob help too, if that option is attractive.
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geg6 14941 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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06-14-05, 10:56 AM (EST)
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24. "RE: Paris Hilton Plans to Give Up Public Life " |
>Hello, this is your local plague >destroyer checking in. Any >suggestions for getting rid of >her, or will anything work?How about infecting her with some Ebola virus? I hear it's quite effective and relatively quick acting. >I could let Bob help too, >if that option is attractive. Blowing her up would also be an attractive option. I'm such a slut for the blues.
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Draco Malfoy 10525 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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06-14-05, 11:01 AM (EST)
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26. "RE: Paris Hilton Plans to Give Up Public Life " |
I could let Bob help too, if that option is attractiveBlowing her up would also be an attractive option. I find that the Stupid Spoiled Whores don't complain as much if they're left as radioactive craters. "I don't think it's possible for someone whose cooter is in that many places on the Internet to actually give up public life." - Landru
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Immunegirl 2304 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Seventeen Magazine Model"
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06-14-05, 11:56 AM (EST)
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27. "RE: Paris Hilton Plans to Give Up Public Life " |
Oooh! Ebola! Excellent choice-fast, lethal and lots of suffering. Let's just hope that someone doesn't try to do a live special of said suffering. Slice and Dice Chop Shop 2004 Plus, I've been vaccinated, so I could actually do the infecting. Not that I necessarily trust this vaccine, but still.
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HobbsofMI 16065 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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06-14-05, 08:57 AM (EST)
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8. "RE: Paris Hilton Plans to Give Up Public Life " |
Not soon enough......Do it today! created by Syren, bouncy by IceCat
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J Slice 13166 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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06-14-05, 09:22 AM (EST)
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18. "RE: Paris Hilton Plans to Give Up Public Life " |
And there was much rejoicing./yay. It's not TV's fault that kids suck. It's the kids who make TV suck.
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Bobdechemist 3932 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Thong Contest Judge"
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06-14-05, 09:45 AM (EST)
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20. "RE: Paris Hilton Plans to Give Up Public Life " |
bye! Don't let the door hit you on the way out, k?
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kyngsladye 2921 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Howard Stern Show Guest"
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06-14-05, 10:55 AM (EST)
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22. "RE: Paris Hilton Plans to Give Up Public Life " |
"I don't enjoy working in the Library anymore. I'll think I'll quit."
Ummm, yeah right! Pace yourself from me/I said maybe, baby, please
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anotherkim 14420 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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06-14-05, 10:56 AM (EST)
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23. "RE: Paris Hilton Plans to Give Up Public Life " |
the best part is that she plans on having children when she retires from public life. At least she's warned us before we see the video this time.Miscellaneous Ramblings --if anyone here watches her mother's horrible show I will taunt and ridicule you.
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universityofkentuckyrocks 2575 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Survivor-themed Cruise Spokesperson"
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06-14-05, 11:58 AM (EST)
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28. "RE: Paris Hilton Plans to Give Up Public Life " |
I find that hard to beleive, in my opinion it bull sh!t
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PepeLePew13 26134 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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06-14-05, 12:01 PM (EST)
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29. "RE: Paris Hilton Plans to Give Up Public Life " |
LAST EDITED ON 06-14-05 AT 12:02 PM (EST)We ought to set up a new pool to see how long it takes before Paris is back in the public's eye with a new TV show... I'll take September 14th. Scratch and sniff "Tsk, tsk. Pepe's messing with the newbies again." Spidey, 3/30/05
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universityofkentuckyrocks 2575 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Survivor-themed Cruise Spokesperson"
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06-14-05, 12:04 PM (EST)
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30. "RE: Paris Hilton Plans to Give Up Public Life " |
It not suppose to happen until two years from now, so we should do it then.
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moonbaby 17120 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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06-14-05, 12:06 PM (EST)
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31. "Call the" |
waaaaahmbulance. Boo and hoo.
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Ricky 1106 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Politically Incorrect Guest"
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06-14-05, 01:24 PM (EST)
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33. "RE: Paris Hilton Plans to Give Up Public Life " |
In another report, she says it will take her two years to give up public life. Can we speed it up a little bit ? In the end, those of us that walk away winning, win more than just a loss - Audrey, Apprentice loser
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pixiechick 215 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Network TV Show Guest Star"
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06-14-05, 03:24 PM (EST)
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35. "RE: Paris Hilton Plans to Give Up Public Life " |
SHouldnt take that long. All she has to do is simply stay home.
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Dakota 5819 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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06-14-05, 11:16 PM (EST)
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37. "RE: Paris Hilton Plans to Give Up Public Life " |
>SHouldnt take that long. All she >has to do is simply >stay home. Yea, but will she think of that? I must say, I came to OT looking for good news. This definitely qualifies. Charter Member: Club Anti-DAW
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BlueLies 398 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Cooking Show Host"
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06-15-05, 02:00 AM (EST)
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38. "RE: Paris Hilton Plans to Give Up Public Life " |
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cahaya 19891 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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06-15-05, 04:38 AM (EST)
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39. "RE: Paris Hilton Plans to Give Up Public Life " |
Who?That name completely disappeared from the radar after activating the spam filter.
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Estee 57126 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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06-15-05, 08:55 AM (EST)
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42. "RE: Paris Hilton Plans to Give Up Public Life " |
I can make that into the greatest headline of the year by removing one word.
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