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"Quotes you'll never hear this season..."
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"Quotes you'll never hear this season..." |
"Rob, let me make the decisions for once!""Meredith and Gretchen...you're team number one!" "I am a guest in your country. Please, after you." "This detour involves a lightning fast change into a gown, tiara and sash, with a quick jaunt down the runway, a coy look over the shoulder and a gracious wave to the audience. Lynn and Kelly, you're neck and neck!" "I'm sorry Rob, but we're just not falling for it." "Wow, it's a good thing I know how to drive a stick shift AND read a map!" Others??
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04-11-05, 04:49 PM (EST)
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1. "RE: Quotes you'll never hear this season..." |
"Hey Kelly, you're right, that would be a better way to do it.""I just hope it doesn't come down to a footrace at the end. I don't know if we could beat Meredith and Gretchen." "We've won enough first place prizes, Phil. Let Ron and Kelly have this one."
"If there was ever a time you wanted permission to run over a clown . . . ."
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04-11-05, 04:53 PM (EST)
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2. "RE: Quotes you'll never hear this season..." |
"No, go ahead. We'll catch the next flight.""I'm still hungry. Can I have some more?"
 
New from Sigs by Syren!!
Keep lookin' up, cuz that's where it all is. o-
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04-11-05, 04:57 PM (EST)
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3. "RE: Quotes you'll never hear this season..." |
"Good thing we know the language. I always feel so terrible about screaming in English.""No, we'd better not. That would be impolite." "Ron and Kelly, you guys have such good teamwork." 
Fool me seven times, shame on you. Fool me eight or more times, shame on me.
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04-11-05, 05:01 PM (EST)
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4. "RE: Quotes you'll never hear this season..." |
"It's JUST a race."
"If there was ever a time you wanted permission to run over a clown . . . ."
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04-11-05, 05:05 PM (EST)
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5. "RE: Quotes you'll never hear this season..." |
"Y'know, Alex? When this is all over, we've got to have Rob over for dinner sometime.""I'm not yet comfortable talking about my experiences in Iraq." "Don't worry, Joyce. I know exactly where we're going. No need to stop for directions." "Excuse me? Cab driver? Please slow down. You're endangering the safety of us as well as the other drivers."  Bow before the evil queen
How dare you insects come after ME!
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04-11-05, 05:06 PM (EST)
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7. "RE: Quotes you'll never hear this season..." |
"Wow, Rob, that was really considerate of you!"
Handcrafted by RollDdice, Inspired by Monstah (who are both truly fabulous)
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04-11-05, 05:13 PM (EST)
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8. "RE: Quotes you'll never hear this season..." |
"Gosh, I can't make heads or tails of this 'clue'."
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04-11-05, 05:33 PM (EST)
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10. "RE: Quotes you'll never hear this season..." |
LAST EDITED ON 04-12-05 AT 10:18 AM (EST)"Lynn is love. Lynn is love." "Gretchen, being around Lynn and Alex has caused me to realize there is something I should have told you a long time ago." 
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04-13-05, 12:24 PM (EST)
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35. "RE: Quotes you'll never hear this season..." |
"Gretchen, being around Lynn and Alex has caused me to realize there is something I should have told you a long time ago."I wish he would say that! One day I'm gonna own a big sports bar!
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04-11-05, 06:58 PM (EST)
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11. "RE: Quotes you'll never hear this season..." |
'For this leg, you'll be competing against a squad of ghost racers. If they all beat you, they get to vote one of their one teams back into the Race.''Only pointless hand-wringing and drama-queening can save us now!' 'Welcome to Iraq!' 'It sounds like it involves rapid-fire decision making. You'd better do it, Amber.' 'I want Meredith tested for steroids immediately.' 'Oh-my-god, it's DIIIIIP!' 'A detour is a choice between two tasks, one that should be so obviously easy to do that anyone with half a brain would head straight for it, and the other of which will demonstrate the ability of our casting department to accurately read CAT scans.' 'So tell me more about this mysterious twenty-hour Asian fertility rite.' 'I've always been a Yankee fan. I just wear the other hat to get sympathy.' 'The last team to arrive will be eliminated. By gunfire.'
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04-11-05, 09:46 PM (EST)
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12. "A few more" |
"Alex, I'm going to challenge Rob to a fist-fight. Man to man. I know I can whup him.""Kelly, you're right as usual. I'm so glad I listened to you." "I'm just a beginner at scheming. The real pro is Amber." "Gretchen, I'm sorry that I doubted the severity of your injury. Here, take $50." "We're very proud of our former employers, Enron and WorldCom. They've been such a positive force for social change." "Please, take your time." "No, I'd be too ashamed to beg for money from people in a poor country. In fact, I just gave away our bus-ticket money. At least a few poor people will eat better for the next few days."
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04-11-05, 10:14 PM (EST)
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13. "RE: Quotes you'll never hear this season..." |
"Rob and Amber are part of this Race???"
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04-11-05, 10:27 PM (EST)
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14. "Even more!" |
"Wow! It sure was nice of Rob to give us a couple extra bucks.""We should really wait in line; these people were here first." "The good news is, Gretchen and I discovered that I really didn't need the Viagra that was in my backpack." "Rob just lets me make all the choices."
Fool me seven times, shame on you. Fool me eight or more times, shame on me.
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04-11-05, 10:33 PM (EST)
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15. "RE: Quotes you'll never hear this season..." |
"Rob the Tribal Council has spoken and you've been voted off the island. Now go put out your torch."Welcome to the boards, globespinner! I'll be back with more later.   
'nutz: Proud member of the inoffensive OT Triumvirate... and Shroomhater! - shroom go boom!
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04-12-05, 00:31 AM (EST)
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16. "RE: Quotes you'll never hear this season..." |
"Meredith and Gretchen, you're the last team to arrive. I'm sorry to tell you that one of you has been eliminated. Here, pick a straw to see who stays."
"The final pit stop is in Compton? Oh my god, Alex, I think we should just forget it and let Amber and Rob win."
"Uchena and Joyce, you're team number one. Now, if you'll excuse me big guy, I'm gonna use this funky world mat to get my freak on with your wife."
"Thanks Phil, but me and Ambuh don't care about the money. We just want to know if the camera guy pulled through okay."
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04-12-05, 01:04 AM (EST)
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17. "RE: Quotes you'll never hear this season..." |
U/J: "Africa sucks!"Lynn to Alex: "You white trash redneck!" Ron: "It's just like Baghdad; beautiful!" Phil to M/G: "You're team number one! As winners of this week's leg, you've won a trip to beautiful South Africa for a spelunking adventure, which you can enjoy RIGHT NOW!" Rob: "Remember the three rules: love me, have fun with me, and don't cheat."
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04-12-05, 03:30 AM (EST)
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18. "RE: Quotes you'll never hear this season..." |
"Gretchen, his name is Uchenna. Why do you keep calling him Mandingo?" OhMiGod Rob, I hate you now! Mom was right, I should have married Rupert." "OhMiGod Alex, I hate you now! Mom was right, I should have married Reichen." "Ron, put your hands down. He's a cab driver, not Saddam's Republican Guard." "Gee Ambuh, I hope we go to Russia. I just loved reading all them Tolstoy novels." "Uchenna... I think I'm pregnant. Remember that "Pit Stop" with Lynn and Alex?" "Hey Lex, it's me. Listen, Ambuh and I are on The Amazing Race, and the finish line is somewhere in Santa Cruz. Can you help out an old friend?"
These reality show contestants need a reality check!
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04-12-05, 07:50 AM (EST)
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19. "RE: Quotes you'll never hear this season..." |
" Alex, I had the wildest dream about Rob last night, he's so Hot."Ray - " Deana, I'm so proud of you! You're the best teammate ever!" Amber to Phil - " Another trip? That's great, but we'd rather have a washer/dryer and a 12 piece china set." Meredith - " Gretchen's ass is smokin' hot!"
Ya'll rock! This entire thread has made me LOL!
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04-12-05, 08:19 AM (EST)
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21. "RE: *thwap*" |
Huh?
Have you looked at her body?
For an old gal she has a great rack!( reminds me of someone)
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J Slice 13166 desperate attention whore postings
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04-12-05, 10:00 AM (EST)
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24. "RE: *thwap*" |
You know, it's funny.She really does. And she's effing 65. Hope my oobies stay up that long.
Fool me seven times, shame on you. Fool me eight or more times, shame on me.
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04-12-05, 10:04 AM (EST)
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25. "RE: *thwap*" |
I hate you both, since I will now have to check out her rack for myself during tonight's episode.Ew.
"If there was ever a time you wanted permission to run over a clown . . . ."
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04-12-05, 08:28 AM (EST)
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22. "RE: Quotes you'll never hear this season..." |
"We choose not to yield Raab & Ambuh" Lynn & Alex ahead of R/A"Sure we'll give you some money Rob & Ambuh" Any team the R/A beg from after coming in last in a non elim. 
another syren masterpiece
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04-12-05, 09:20 AM (EST)
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23. "RE: Quotes you'll never hear this season..." |
"Big bucks, big bucks, no WHAMMY!"  "Ron, why did you just call me Hayden? Ron? RON!" "I wish Rob was a little more arrogant." "Welcome to Tehran, IRAN!" "May I please check this heavy backpack?" 
"Twenty minutes into the future..."
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04-12-05, 10:07 AM (EST)
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26. "RE: Quotes you'll never hear this season..." |
"Oh my god, I can't wear this shirt! It makes me look like I have...Oh. My. GOD! Why has no-one mentioned this? Do I have spinach stuck between my teeth, too?"
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04-12-05, 10:20 AM (EST)
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27. "RE: Quotes you'll never hear this season..." |
"Rob and Amber, you're the first team to arrive at the final pit stop. Congratulations. However, the 9 teams eliminated will now vote as to whether you get to keep the million or get tarred and feathered."
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04-12-05, 02:23 PM (EST)
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28. "RE: Quotes you'll never hear this season..." |
"Rob and Amber are going this way, let's go the other way.""People all over the world remember me from my work as the "Player Operator" on UPN's "The Player." "Actually, it was Amber who won Survivor and the million dollars, I came in second in one edition and tenth in another." "I've been a big fan of TAR ever since Freddy and Kendra won."
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04-17-05, 10:32 PM (EST)
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40. "RE: Quotes you'll never hear this season..." |
"I've been a big fan of TAR ever since Freddy and Kendra won."Best.one.yet.
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04-12-05, 04:26 PM (EST)
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30. "Get a clue!" |
"Wait! Before we rush off, let's take 15 seconds to read the entire clue. It may contain important information about the next task.""Gee, something doesn't seem right. Let's go back and reread the clue, just in case we missed something before." 
Slice n' Dice's Sigpic Chop Shop 2004
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04-12-05, 04:39 PM (EST)
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31. "RE: Get a clue!" |
Or "You drive while I read the clue. That way we won't miss anything important by reading it while running to the car."
New from Sigs by Syren!!
Keep lookin' up, cuz that's where it all is. o-
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04-12-05, 06:54 PM (EST)
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32. "RE: Quotes you'll never hear this season..." |
L/A: We just love Rob and Amber. Their our best friends.Phil: You are the last team to arrive. The good news is that this is a non-elimination round but since you were last in the previous non-elimination and have nothing I'll have to take your shopping bags and all the clothes on your back. Rob: It would be easier to quit than to eat all this meat but I'm not a quitter so I'll eat it. Rob: The guys have rolled their vehicle and someone looks hurt! Let's stop and help and then offer them a ride with us. Gretchen: Stop messing with your hair Meredith and run! Amber: Everyplace we go we get no help at all from Satan's minions. We are truly cursed. Lynn/Alex to taxi driver: All the teams pitched in and we'll give you this much to drive Rob and Amber in the opposite direction. Uchenna: Couldn't they have sent us someplace better than Africa? 
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04-12-05, 07:09 PM (EST)
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33. "RE: Quotes you'll never hear this season..." |
>Lynn/Alex to taxi driver: All the
>teams pitched in and we'll
>give you this much to
>drive Rob and Amber in
>the opposite direction. Yeah, actually I could see them doing this, if they would think of it first.
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04-12-05, 07:12 PM (EST)
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34. "RE: Quotes you'll never hear this season..." |
"OMG I can't believe you DIDN'T stop! We are so over." Amber
"I am SO getting a second house here (Johannasburg)" Lynn and Alex
"I am so sorry, I thought you cussed at me. I didn't realize you were just "shusshing", I apologize for my rude and inconsiderate comments about you being trash and a red neck. That only escalated our tension and that was so wrong of me." Kelly who is love really exemplifying love here.
"Rob and Amber. You are the first to arrive! Congratulations!" Phil and NOTICE NO REWARD!
"I have realized all my hatred for Rob and Amber is because I am truly attracted to Rob. He looks so hot when he sits in his shorts that way, doesn't he Alex? Alex, where are you going?...." Lynn in interview after being eliminated from TAR
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04-13-05, 12:45 PM (EST)
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36. "RE: Quotes you'll never hear this season..." |
Phil: "Amber and Rob, the Tribe has spoken."All the other teams: "Rob and Amber aren't so much lucky as playing a better, craftier game than we are."
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04-16-05, 06:46 AM (EST)
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38. "RE: Quotes you'll never hear this season..." |
"I miss Ray and Deana""Remember the awesome times we had with Ryan and Chuck?" "Teams must now make their way to P'yongYang, North Korea. After reaching the Kim Jong Il statue, they'll recieve their next clue." "Here's your shirt back, Uchenna." "Lets reserve tickets for Rob and Amber" "Hmm...tough question. What would Susan and Patrick do?" "Phil, your accent sounds real!"
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04-17-05, 12:53 PM (EST)
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39. "RE: Quotes you'll never hear this season..." |
"Teams must now make their way to P'yongYang, North Korea. After reaching the Kim Jong Il statue, they'll recieve their next clue."Hee! And then, after searching all 10,784 KJI statues . . . Roadblock! "Who's got Tiger Woods' game?" A Roadblock is, yada yada yada . . . That team member must defeat Kim Jong Il in 18 holes of golf. 
Remember, he regularly shoots in the 30s. Or so I am told.
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04-18-05, 09:22 AM (EST)
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41. "RE: Quotes you'll never hear this season..." |
Crew to each other after R/A win the race - "We didn't have to force anyone to smile and clap as they ran the final lap to the finish."and... "We didn't even have to stop filming to insist everyone congratulate them."
Rob/Amber on GMA to receive their check "The money is nothing compared to the friends we made on the show. They will all be attending the wedding. In fact Lynn agreed to be my best man and Alex will be Amber's maid of honor."
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04-18-05, 10:45 AM (EST)
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42. "One more:" |
Rob: "We've decided to split this check up and give it to all the people who helped us win."
Are you familiar with the old robot saying, 'DOES NOT COMPUTE'?
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04-18-05, 04:05 PM (EST)
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43. "RE: Quotes you'll never hear this season..." |
"So which Iraq war were you in again -- the one where we were the good guys or the one where we were the bad guys?"
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04-18-05, 05:46 PM (EST)
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44. "RE: Quotes you'll never hear this season..." |
"Oh, this is so EASY!" - Gretchen"Rob - we've just got to get together after this race." - Lynn or Alex "I've really enjoyed the people here." - Lynn or Alex "Gretchen and Meredith - you're the first to arrive." - Phil 
Everyone is entitled to my opinion.
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04-19-05, 00:04 AM (EST)
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45. "RE: Quotes you'll never hear this season..." |
"I love how this task builds character."
"Mom, would you encourage me some more?"
--both Patrick"What would any of these people have to do with me?"
--Uchenna, in Africa "Always with the Iraq references! I am so over that!"
--Kelly, to Ron "I really like the D-Rays' chances next season."
--Rob "Will you just shut the hell up for once?!"
--Meredith, to Gretchen "I can learn a lot from Meredith and Gretchen."
--Ray "Oh. There's a flag."
--Lynn or Alex
And from last season: "Kris, maybe we ought to see different people. How about Adam?"
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04-19-05, 12:55 PM (EST)
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46. "RE: Quotes you'll never hear this season..." |
You'll also never hear:1. Gee, Rob and Amber!!! Thanks for all your help!!! Your the mostest, bestest friends we have!! <<hug hug kiss kiss>> said by ANYBODY including the host!!!!! (If you notice, he was pissed that they didn't stop for the overturned truck incident.) 2. Rob, I'd tell you to stick it you-know-where but your head and Amber are so far up there that there isn't any room. 3. Meredith & Gretchen, you were the fastest contestants we've ever had on Amazing Race 4. Say, can I have a roadmap in English please?
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47. "RE: Quotes you'll never hear this season..." |
Gee, Phil! Is that a flashlight in your pocket or are you happy that we were first to come -er- arrive? -- Lynn and/or Alex
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