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"Be the Amazing Racer 7.7"
Seana 5044 desperate attention whore postings
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04-06-05, 09:19 AM (EST)
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"Be the Amazing Racer 7.7" |
Welcome to another place in Botswana. I am enjoying my new role as The Amazing Race Fashion Police. Lynn/Alex, Brian/Greg, your outfits are wrong, wrong, wrong. I'm calling in the Fab 5 AND Stacey and Clinton. Zing! That joke was so good, I made it twice. (Could you be as witty, Rob? I don't think so. My job is totally secure. 'Cause I'm good at it, not 'cause you don't want it. Yeah, that's it.) I totally laid down the law this week! *POW* *BANFF* *WHACK* (with thanks to greenmonstah) Meredith/Gretchen, Uchenna/Joyce - you guys can't just skip over clues or get flags when you need the whole post. Not that it made any difference in the end, but hey...rules are rules. Awards for making faces at the pit stop go to:
- Amber: for her stretchy-faced "wow" when winning yet another trip.
- Lynn and Alex: for their speechless "wow" when they came in 4th (the 'speechless' part was the best for me. Too bad it was immediately followed by a more speechful moment) Brian and Greg, sorry to see you go. You were a lot of fun. Now go splash around in the pool for a while. 
Administrative notes: please use this thread for tomorrow's recap episode, too.
Anyone who wants to can still post as non-characters, or as Alex, Meredith or Gretchen, who are still unclaimed. Lynn is away this week.
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Draco Malfoy 10525 desperate attention whore postings
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04-06-05, 09:32 AM (EST)
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1. "RE: Be the Amazing Racer 7.7" |
Nahse ta see thet Rawb 'n' Ambur took them "goat milkin" lessins I gived 'em to hart.
Apologies to KingFish for borrowing his Tom sig
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MissMyth 352 desperate attention whore postings
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04-06-05, 09:39 AM (EST)
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2. "RE: Be the Amazing Racer 7.7" |
"...and God said Let there be Kelly, and God saw Kelly, and saw that she was good...""I want you to faint, Kelly. This is what you were meant for. None of the fools you've ever known have kissed you like this, have they? Your Charles, or your Frank, or your stupid Ashley, or your stupider Ron." Oh, don't mind me folks. I'm just doing a little more re-writing. I need something to occupy my time since my relationship with Ron is on the rocks. You know, Ron, if I'd wanted no-account, red-neck trash I would have gone with Survivor James. {sniff} 
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LibraRising 2847 desperate attention whore postings
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04-06-05, 02:03 PM (EST)
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5. "RE: Be the Amazing Racer 7.7" |
If I may ask, sweetheart, how did you win a beauty pagent? I thought balance, poise was a part of it. Watching you walk with the water on your head reflected all the grace of Roberto Benigni on Oscar night. I, on the other hand? Well. You all saw what I can do.
Elbow, elbow, wrist, wrist. Damn, girl, I've got this down.
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MissMyth 352 desperate attention whore postings
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04-06-05, 03:09 PM (EST)
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6. "RE: Be the Amazing Racer 7.7" |
>If I may ask, sweetheart, how
>did you win a beauty
>pagent? You did notice my magnificent mammaries, didn't you? The girls and a few minutes in a back hallway with one of the judges...no problem. And then, you don't have to balance the crown. They stick that puppy right into your scalp. >all the grace of Roberto
>Benigni on Oscar night. {snort - too true}
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Scuba Steve 1644 desperate attention whore postings
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04-14-05, 08:18 AM (EST)
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20. "RE: Be the Amazing Racer 7.7" |
LAST EDITED ON 04-14-05 AT 08:19 AM (EST)>You know, Ron, if I'd wanted
>no-account, red-neck trash I would
>have gone with Survivor James.
Go ahead. Go to him. I'll just find another beauty pageant winner to date. 
Chicks dig a soldier.
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trigirl 2851 desperate attention whore postings
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04-06-05, 09:57 AM (EST)
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3. "RE: Be the Amazing Racer 7.7" |
Now Kelly, you don't sound so optimistic about your relationship with Redneck Ron. I like to sing when I'm feeling blue. "Put on a happy face." Sing along with me now.
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warp_core breach 469 desperate attention whore postings
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04-06-05, 01:06 PM (EST)
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4. "RE: Something Doesn't Smell Right..." |
LAST EDITED ON 04-06-05 AT 09:55 PM (EST)How is it that the two oldsters are still in the race? And how is it that they actually managed to get to the pit stop minutes/hours before Brian and Greg (bastards) even when they had to go back and get their clue (because they're so forgetful and senile and just plain dumb at that age)? I don't like the direction the show is taking - too much "yeah go geezers!" Boy, it sucks being her at loser lodge - Susan just won't shut up! Wallowing with the worst of the bottom-feeders is not my idea of fun. But at least I have a shiny new Rav 4 and a new fiancee (Against my better judgment I know. Would I want it to be "til death do us part" with someone who obviously couldn't suck it up? But I need to elevate my DAW status. My goal is to have my own fitness show - "Lift 900 lbs 20 Hours Per Day & Look Like Me") Oh yeah. How can I forget the big one? Geezers finally come in last and it just happens to be a non-elimination leg? Yeah Phil, I can smell it and smells like dawg shiit! 
I hate old people.
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kvasir 51 desperate attention whore postings
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04-13-05, 04:48 PM (EST)
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18. "RE: Something Doesn't Smell Right..." |
awww.. how about you gettin' a postcard from us geezers. See those elephants, ostriches, zebras... where was I? Oh yes, I'm just waitin' here for my steak to come along at the hunting lodge here in Bostwana. Shame you didn't get to see it. Mmmm steak... full of protein... non of that creatin non-sense. God... they are treatin' us mighty fine here at the pitstop. We are gonna be so rested for tomorrow's race! I can't wait! Damn it... Meredith left his viagra in the backpack. 
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seahorse 14337 desperate attention whore postings
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04-06-05, 03:53 PM (EST)
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8. "RE: Be the Amazing Racer 7.7" |
Dear Phil: I have decided that I am not going to accept CBS' offer to me to take over your job. With all the free trips, we are winning from coming in first almost every week, I doubt that I will have time available for TAR 8 or TAR 9. Although I might reconsider for TAR 10. CBS is already paying for a huge wedding for Amber and me. They are also begging me to appear on some of their other reality shows they have on the drawing boards. The Donald is dying for me to appear on "The Apprentice" and the people at ABC running the Bachelor and The Bachelorette are hoping Amber and I will delay our wedding so that we can appear on their shows to increase their sagging ratings. So I am going to have to regretfully decline taking over your job at this time. TAR's ratings savior
Boston Rob 
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seahorse 14337 desperate attention whore postings
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04-06-05, 10:51 PM (EST)
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10. "RE: Be the Amazing Racer 7.7" |
>Ratings savior? Are you suggesting all
>these people aren't tuning in
>to watch moi? Bingo!
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seahorse 14337 desperate attention whore postings
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04-06-05, 10:54 PM (EST)
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11. "RE: Be the Amazing Racer 7.7" |
Another week, another win.
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LibraRising 2847 desperate attention whore postings
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04-08-05, 11:11 AM (EST)
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14. "RE: Be the Amazing Racer 7.7" |
*SQUEAL!* I can't wait to open my next clue. I just get so excited by everything now.*SQUEAL!* Zebras! *SQUEAL!* Elephants! *SQUEAL!* That thing Lynn didn't recognize! (a warthog?) But -- still no first place. Hmm. I know we've got a first place finish in us. And you don't want to know what I did with that post Uchenna forgot to grab at the roadblock. Let's just say he won't make that mistake again. *SQUEAL!* Sorry. Gotta run. Someone at the pitstop just said they saw one of those hissing cockroaches. I can't wait to see it!
Speaking of Uchenna, whatever happened to him? I don't see him around here anymore.
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seahorse 14337 desperate attention whore postings
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04-11-05, 00:40 AM (EST)
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16. "RE: Be the Amazing Racer 7.7" |
I think Uchenna is going to stay AWOL until they beat us again. It might be a long wait.
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BriarRosie 990 desperate attention whore postings
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04-11-05, 06:26 PM (EST)
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17. "RE: Be the Amazing Racer 7.7" |
Psst! Joyce! Hon! Over here! Lookee! Psst!If I had freakin' arms I'd wave them to get your attention!
Hey baby, I'm waiting for you to pick me up. YOWWWWWEEEEE!! Why'd you have to yank my ribbon off???
That hurts like @!#$@$@#%#$%#$%!!!! Just for that, I'm gonna make sure Phil knows about how you
treated me. --the post
Uchenna? Who needs Uchenna when you have a hunk o' wood like moi.
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kvasir 51 desperate attention whore postings
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04-13-05, 05:36 PM (EST)
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19. "RE: Be the Amazing Racer 7.7" |
Boy, did we screwed up! I thought Phil would give us old people a break for following a tire tracks and sneaking behind a team. Silly clue daggling on the tree. Gosh, what a treat! Was I the only one enjoying the view of the two buff boys coming in? Well i'm sure Lynn and Alex did. Let face it, Grandma's not getting any when Meridith left his Viagra in the backpack.... sorry i digress, must've banged my head in the cave too hard. But those boys sure looked fine in their cute little outfit. Wish they would lent us some of their things when they were prepared to fly back to Loser Lounge just like that. Grandma could use some of their gear now that they are not gonna need them. Oh yes, especially the shorts they were wearing. mmmm mmm mmm.
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