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PLEASE NOTE: The Reality TV World Message Boards are filled with desperate
attention-seekers pretending to be one big happy PG/PG13-rated family. Don't
be fooled. Trying to get everyone to agree with you is like herding cats,
but intolerance for other viewpoints is NOT welcome and respect for other
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As entertainment critic Roger
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"On Amber's Brain."
J Slice 13166 desperate attention whore postings
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04-11-05, 09:31 AM (EST)
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"On Amber's Brain." |
Buggy wanted something clever. I'll try my best.What do you suppose is going on in Amber's head when she is asked to make decisions? Give me your best speculation. Personally? I'm leaning towards "Flying Toasters" 
Fool me seven times, shame on you. Fool me eight or more times, shame on me.
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trudy 171 desperate attention whore postings
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04-11-05, 09:39 AM (EST)
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1. "RE: On Amber's Brain." |
Those gray buzzing lines we used to get between channels on the TV.
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Drive My Car 20045 desperate attention whore postings
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04-11-05, 09:40 AM (EST)
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2. "RE: On Amber's Brain." |
I'm sure she has very important things to think about.Like if her hair is shiney enough on camera.
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zipperhead 3442 desperate attention whore postings
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04-11-05, 01:28 PM (EST)
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19. "RE: On Amber's Brain." |
lol"Maybe it's supposed to be in cursive? Rob likes it when I talk dirty" - Ambuh
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silentJ 336 desperate attention whore postings
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04-13-05, 07:12 PM (EST)
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37. "On Amber's Shirt" |
I like Amber's "a" shirt.I'm just wondering when Rob will pull out his "ssholes" shirt.
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J Slice 13166 desperate attention whore postings
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04-13-05, 07:14 PM (EST)
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38. "RE: On Amber's Shirt" |
Don't be silly.That's not how you spell "Rob"
Well, I'm actually not sure. I asked Amber, and her flying toasters came up instead.
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Bebo 21083 desperate attention whore postings
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04-11-05, 10:15 AM (EST)
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4. "RE: On Amber's Brain." |
Mmmm...Pringles. I like Pringles.
"If there was ever a time you wanted permission to run over a clown . . . ."
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J Slice 13166 desperate attention whore postings
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04-11-05, 11:09 AM (EST)
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6. "RE: On Amber's Brain." |
Ahem.Bashers, hon. Bashers.
You're just mad because the test-pattern playing in her head doesn't have you in place of the Indian.
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nailbone 27263 desperate attention whore postings
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04-11-05, 11:14 AM (EST)
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8. "RE: On Amber's Brain." |
Still. Amber? She's so sweet and cute and...stuff.
 
New from Sigs by Syren!!
Keep lookin' up, cuz that's where it all is. o-
Well, duh.
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IceCat 17415 desperate attention whore postings
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04-11-05, 12:30 PM (EST)
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14. "Even pretend outrage" |
... is off topic.Cool kids, please stop making fun of the new kids.
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zipperhead 3442 desperate attention whore postings
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04-11-05, 01:31 PM (EST)
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20. "RE: On Amber's Brain." |
Actually, I'm bettin' that Amber is getting tired of the whole Boston accent and she wants to spend time with a fella who has a southern drawl.
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newsomewayne 9353 desperate attention whore postings
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04-11-05, 04:40 PM (EST)
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32. "Re: Nailbone and Amber" |
The three things Mrs. Nailbone would have to say about that:1. Divorce
2. Alimony
3. House payment w/no house. 
Laziness Suggested by Syren, 2005
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nailbone 27263 desperate attention whore postings
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04-11-05, 05:14 PM (EST)
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34. "RE: Re: Nailbone and Amber" |
True. Amber's not officially on The List.
New from Sigs by Syren!!
Keep lookin' up, cuz that's where it all is. o-
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Max Headroom 10069 desperate attention whore postings
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04-11-05, 11:10 AM (EST)
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7. "RE: On Amber's Brain." |
Coattails, coattails, whose coattails can I ride on next??
"Twenty minutes into the future..."
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TechNoir 9741 desperate attention whore postings
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04-11-05, 12:18 PM (EST)
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10. "RE: On Amber's Brain." |
I can't tell you without getting banned. 
"The center of human nature is rooted in ten thousand ordinary acts of kindness that define our days." Stephen Jay Gould
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Femme 3621 desperate attention whore postings
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04-11-05, 12:22 PM (EST)
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11. "RE: On Amber's Brain." |
M-O-O-N spells moon!
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J Slice 13166 desperate attention whore postings
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04-11-05, 12:26 PM (EST)
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12. "RE: On Amber's Brain." |
Oooh!Flying toaster!
Fool me seven times, shame on you. Fool me eight or more times, shame on me.
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true 9689 desperate attention whore postings
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04-11-05, 12:28 PM (EST)
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13. "RE: On Amber's Brain." |
Flying toasters, eh? I kinda picture gumballs. Little round gumballs in pastel colors. But, only half full.
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J Slice 13166 desperate attention whore postings
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04-11-05, 04:07 PM (EST)
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28. "RE: On Amber's Brain." |
OOoohhh...colors! Rob's hat has colors on it. ... My name is Amber!
Fool me seven times, shame on you. Fool me eight or more times, shame on me.
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weltek 16936 desperate attention whore postings
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04-11-05, 12:46 PM (EST)
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15. "RE: On Amber's Brain." |
LAST EDITED ON 04-11-05 AT 12:47 PM (EST)"OMG" *click* "I LOVE meatball subs!"
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KLinDC 65 desperate attention whore postings
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04-11-05, 12:59 PM (EST)
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16. "RE: On Amber's Brain." |
I really don't like this helmet. I'm going to get helmet hair. Is Rob saying something to...is my shirt on tight enough?
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Surveysez 2793 desperate attention whore postings
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04-11-05, 01:01 PM (EST)
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17. "RE: On Amber's Brain." |
clickThinking
clickmake a decision
clickdecision - a choice between two things
click two things
clicktwo
clickRob and I are a couple. That's two.
clickI choose Rob
clickmy decision is Rob can pick
clickoohhhhh-flying toasters
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dirob 92 desperate attention whore postings
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04-11-05, 01:23 PM (EST)
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18. "RE: On Amber's Brain." |
SFX: Scratchy sound of a phonograph needle being placed on an old vinyl record from the 50's."Dum deedum deedum deedum...Stand by your Man...Stand by your Man...(can't remember the rest of they lyrics), but stand by YOUR MAAAAAN...."
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Bebo 21083 desperate attention whore postings
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04-11-05, 01:38 PM (EST)
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21. "RE: On Amber's Brain." |
A is for Amber.
M is for money.
B is for Boston.
R is for Rob.B is for Boston.
R is for Rob.
K is for kick-ass trips. We've won some kick-ass trips.
I is for immunity. I hope I win immunity during the next leg.
C is for cute.
H is for happy. I'm so happy. I have to keep my name when I get married. Rob's is too hard to spell. Too many vowels. I don't like vowels. Let's see... M is for married.
A is for Amber.
R is for Rob. Oh, that's cute. Maybe I will change my name.
I is for immunity. Oh, I really hope I win immunity.
A is for Amber. Hey, that's me again!
N is for...nope, this is too hard. I'm keeping my name.
"If there was ever a time you wanted permission to run over a clown . . . ."
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Surveysez 2793 desperate attention whore postings
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04-11-05, 02:11 PM (EST)
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24. "RE: On Amber's Brain." |
What was the E in Amber for? Evaporated?
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thndrkttn 3216 desperate attention whore postings
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04-11-05, 02:36 PM (EST)
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25. "RE: On Amber's Brain." |
"Too many vowels. I don't like vowels."I'm not a huge fan myself  Actually Supes asked me what happened to my vowels and I told him Vanna stole them all. Keeping in line with bashing: I think her head is filled with....waves of grain...Amber waves of grain, that is. Lame. So sue me.
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J Slice 13166 desperate attention whore postings
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04-11-05, 04:06 PM (EST)
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27. "RE: On Amber's Brain." |
::snert::.... BAHAHAHAHA... too many vowels.
Fool me seven times, shame on you. Fool me eight or more times, shame on me.
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mysticwolf 10692 desperate attention whore postings
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04-11-05, 01:58 PM (EST)
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22. "RE: On Amber's Brain." |
Actually, I thought the look on her face was reminiscent of the look my Stepmother had right after she had surgery and interrupted our conversation mid-stream to say "Oooh, look at all the pretty colors on the wall..." 
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04-11-05, 02:48 PM (EST)
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26. "RE: On Amber's Brain." |
*blink* *wide-eyed stare* Hey! I resemble these remarks! *blink*
It's really just air...and whatever else Rob puts in there.
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04-11-05, 04:29 PM (EST)
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29. "RE: On Amber's Brain." |
A hamster wheel? Actually, I keep picturing that scene from The Simpsons, where we see inside Homer's brain, and there are two monkeys picking bugs off each other.BTW, James Earl Jones and Leslie Uggams are currently starring in a revival of "On Amber's Brain.  Bow before the evil queen
How dare you insects come after ME!
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J Slice 13166 desperate attention whore postings
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04-11-05, 04:36 PM (EST)
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30. "RE: On Amber's Brain." |
Not a 1930's cartoon? Heh... Homer's brain.Think a q-tip might give her a lobotomy?
Fool me seven times, shame on you. Fool me eight or more times, shame on me.
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J Slice 13166 desperate attention whore postings
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04-11-05, 04:58 PM (EST)
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33. "RE: On Amber's Brain." |
Sam Walton?
Oh dear. That was stupid.
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04-11-05, 05:49 PM (EST)
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35. "RE: On Amber's Brain." |
What she hears: "Blah blah blah Ambuh blah blah blah?" What she thinks: "I know I heard my name and we're not having sex, so I think I'm supposed to say something but I don't know what..."
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04-11-05, 06:19 PM (EST)
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36. "RE: On Amber's Brain." |
My first theory:"Ooh! Small shiny object!" My second theory: "Ok. Lemme get this straight. A fried egg means my brain is on drugs.
What is my brain on if it becomes a duck fetus...?"
I'm sick and twisted.
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04-14-05, 03:16 PM (EST)
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40. "RE: On Amber's Brain." |
At the All Star Survivor reunion show, Ambah told us how supportive Rob was of everything she does. Hmmmmmm
But she did make at least one smart decision in her life. She hooked up with Rob. That got her the million, got her on TAR, got her some magazine covers and hosting a TV Guide special . . . Oh, come to think of it, hooking up with Rob was Rob's idea.  Charter Member: Club Anti-DAW
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