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"Be the Amazing Racer 7"
Seana 5044 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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03-04-05, 12:15 PM (EST)
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"Be the Amazing Racer 7" |
Hello, all! Well, seems like no-one wants to run “Be the Amazing Racer”. Well, I don’t mind, but I’ve been busy lately preparing for a conference that starts Monday. I won’t be back until Wednesday the 9th, so we can’t really start playing until Episode 3, unless someone else wants to do all the work of signing people up and giving them their characters. No? OK, then. What is this “Be the Amazing Racer”, you ask? Well, it’s a game. You sign up to “speak” as one of the contestants. Here is the current American Idol version and the current Apprentice Version Be funny, be (Ricky’s cat) snarky. Bash ‘til your little heart’s content. No-one wins at the end, so there’s no competition. Do you think you know what was going on in a racer’s head when say, she wanted to drink foot-expressed grape juice? or when he proposed to his shrewish girlfriend on TV? Post it here! RULES (swiped from Angelfood - Thanks! - and slightly altered) 1. Casting: Sign up for a Character from the show to speak for/represent (reply below). One spot per character - first come basis. You may not be someone already taken or reserved. I try to be fair and work it out if there is a problem. 2. Please post at least once a week/episode, at least until your team is eliminated, after that - optional, you may still add comments. If you're going be out just send me a PM. If you miss 2 weeks without notice, I will have to reassign the character. 3. Sign the bottom of EVERY post you write with your Racer’s name or picture. Characters are difficult to keep track of. If there is enough interest, I will make up sigpix. 4. Speak as your character would speak, and speak for them. Share your character's inner thoughts about what happened in the episode, and what they think of the other Racers. Praise, tease or bash away. Be Funny. 5. Have fun, this is not for SERIOUS bashing. Also, be careful not to post any big spoilers (like who is going). Don't bash other players personally. 6. If your character's eliminated, you get the privilege of writing your own "final remarks", so PLEASE DO. You are encouraged to continue to post. 7. If your character wins, you win.... the coveted title of Be the Amazing Racer Winner and that is all. 8. Anyone not signed up as a character/Racer, is still invited to make comments about the characters or about posts, just please do not speak as a character - just be a cameraperson, taxi driver, menu item, etc. By all means PM me if you have a question or whatever. Here are the Racers: So, any takers? There’s no reason to exclude Ryan and Chuck, they could still be good for a laugh if anyone wants to be them. ohmyheck, didn’t you want to be Boston Rob? I am smart. I look for things.
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Cygnus X1 7505 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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03-05-05, 07:06 AM (EST)
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1. "RE: Be the Amazing Racer 7" |
Thanks for taking this on, Seana!Assuming they're still around, let me be one of the Happy Boys...I'll take Lynn.
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Cygnus X1 7505 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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03-07-05, 00:51 AM (EST)
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4. "RE: Be the Amazing Racer 7" |
And here's my sigpic. When Lynn talks, he reminds me of Paul Lynde. Who oh so conveniently was also quite the poof.Hope I didn't shave Lynn too closely on the right. Blaaaaaaaaast!
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Scuba Steve 1644 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Peanut Festival Grand Marshall"
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03-05-05, 11:37 AM (EST)
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2. "RE: Be the Amazing Racer 7" |
LAST EDITED ON 03-05-05 AT 11:38 AM (EST)Alright, I'll join in. Can I be Ron?
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seahorse 14337 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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03-05-05, 06:09 PM (EST)
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3. "RE: Be the Amazing Racer 7" |
I'll take Rawb if he's available Handcrafted by RollDdice
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CwazyWabbit 169 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Blistex Spokesperson"
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03-07-05, 01:46 PM (EST)
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5. "RE: Be the Amazing Racer 7" |
LAST EDITED ON 03-07-05 AT 01:47 PM (EST)I have been really quiet for the past year as I have read this board and lovingly envied all of the wit and brains of my fellow messangers, but I have been too afraid of putting my own original thoughts in, so.... ...can I be Amber? I am good at being a non-entity!
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Seana 5044 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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03-09-05, 01:55 PM (EST)
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6. "RE: Be the Amazing Racer 7" |
Hello, again! Did you miss me?I'm back from beautiful Niagara Falls (actually, I commuted - it's not far). Apparently a family from Florida stayed at the hotel the conference was at while Extreme Makeover Home Edition re-did their house. There was a big sign in the lobby, but that's all the information I retained. Sad, isn't it? OK, so we're 5? Nice siggy, Cygnus. For the rest of you: CwazyWabbit: Welcome! ("Reply with Quote" to this post, then copy-paste the following link) Use Preview to see before posting. Seahorse ScubaSteve And I guess that makes me: Did you see that "The Rock" thing I did in the first episode? I'll make you forget all about my manboobs.
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cqvenus 9765 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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03-09-05, 02:43 PM (EST)
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7. "RE: Be the Amazing Racer 7" |
i wanna say 2 things.1 if you're "not far" from niagara falls, we should have tea. or whatever. 2 i'm glad you're cozy enough to take on something like this. ~ cq doesn't have the dedication to "be a racer". sorry.
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CwazyWabbit 169 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Blistex Spokesperson"
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03-10-05, 01:13 AM (EST)
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15. "RE: Be the Amazing Racer 7" |
....*blush*....*batting eyes and adoring*...*blush again*
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seahorse 14337 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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03-09-05, 03:01 PM (EST)
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9. "RE: Be the Amazing Racer 7" |
This game is childsplay compared to Survivor. We would have had our second first place finish in two weeks if not for the traffic jam last week.
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Cygnus X1 7505 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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03-09-05, 07:04 PM (EST)
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11. "RE: Be the Amazing Racer 7" |
LAST EDITED ON 03-09-05 AT 07:05 PM (EST)I'll give you a jam, buddy...once I finish bringing up the rear!
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Cygnus X1 7505 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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03-10-05, 03:07 PM (EST)
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18. "RE: Be the Amazing Racer 7" |
Don't count on it, big boy. You see, while we can't vote you off, we sure can vote you one of these. So I just thought you might get familiar with it now so you know what it looks like:Always glad to help.
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LibraRising 2847 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Howard Stern Show Guest"
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03-10-05, 00:49 AM (EST)
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14. "RE: Be the Amazing Racer 7" |
Is it too late to join? I'm a newby (well, a recently reformed lurker), but I'd love to be Joyce.
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Seana 5044 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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03-10-05, 10:07 AM (EST)
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16. "RE: Be the Amazing Racer 7" |
Welcome LibraRising!I'm a recovering lurker myself. Reply with Quote to get the URL for your sig. If you have something in particular you'd like on your sig (this goes for everyone), please let me know.
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LibraRising 2847 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Howard Stern Show Guest"
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03-10-05, 11:30 AM (EST)
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17. "RE: Be the Amazing Racer 7" |
So I sucked at shining shoes. Big deal. It just shows some of us aren't as good at boot-licking as others.Amber, I'm looking in your direction...
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MissMyth 352 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Cooking Show Host"
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03-10-05, 04:22 PM (EST)
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20. "RE: Be the Amazing Racer 7" |
I don't post very much either, but this looks like a fun way to get more practice. Could I be Kelly? It could be interesting to think like a legislative correspondent/beauty queen.
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Seana 5044 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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03-10-05, 05:03 PM (EST)
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21. "You are Kelly" |
Welcome, MissMyth! Glad to have you and Libra and Wabbit!Here ya go: **** Good demo, Cygnus. *L*
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MissMyth 352 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Cooking Show Host"
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03-11-05, 11:20 AM (EST)
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32. "Testing, testing" |
But, oooo, I hate tests. I never do well.Ron is much better at tests. I'm sure.
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CwazyWabbit 169 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Blistex Spokesperson"
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03-11-05, 02:19 AM (EST)
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23. "RE: Be the Amazing Racer 7" |
LAST EDITED ON 03-11-05 AT 03:54 AM (EST)Hey Joyce... my "skills" won me a million dollars in that other game...
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CwazyWabbit 169 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Blistex Spokesperson"
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03-12-05, 05:04 PM (EST)
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38. "RE: Be the Amazing Racer 7" |
..hmmmm....vice-president....a job that pays well, gets some attention and I don't have to do anything.....Hey, Rob! We need to talk!
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Cygnus X1 7505 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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03-10-05, 03:57 PM (EST)
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19. "A one-time cheat..." |
(by playing another character)Wow! I managed to nearly start an international incident while dead! That spastic guy two seasons ago and that model chick last season had to be alive to do so, and all I had to do was lay here and get weighed! This is how non-contestants can get in on the game.
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trigirl 2851 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Howard Stern Show Guest"
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03-11-05, 07:28 AM (EST)
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24. "Susan and Patrick" |
Sign me up please.
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Seana 5044 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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03-11-05, 10:15 AM (EST)
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27. "RE: Susan and Patrick" |
Bienvenue! More = merrier.Will you be Susan: Or Patrick: ****
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ARnutz 13937 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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03-11-05, 08:41 AM (EST)
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25. "RE: Be the Amazing Racer 7" |
You know, Freddy baby and I won last season! We are millionaires and now I can have the wedding of my dreams and start making babies for my baby!~Kendra Oh heck! I wasn't going to do this, but now it looks like we are getting a bunch of players. Sign me up too! I'll take Debbie or Bianca... whichever.
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Seana 5044 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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03-11-05, 10:20 AM (EST)
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28. "RE: Be the Amazing Racer 7" |
LAST EDITED ON 03-11-05 AT 10:34 AM (EST)Yay! If you want to be Bianca, you can speak Spanish! OK, that means "friend forever", but "amiga por toda la vida" was too long. ETA: Debbie **** I promise I won't try to poison you this time.
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ARnutz 13937 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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03-11-05, 11:07 AM (EST)
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¡Gracias, mi amigo, para correr el juego! (Thank you, my friend, for running the game!) ~ Bianca I guess I can do both for now unless/until someone else volunteers. Yay! BFF's rule! ~ Debbie I thought I was exempt from the food challenges this time and I do not think they will be going to Ethiopia again this season. At least I didn't have to eat the barf soup, that was baby!
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warp_core breach 469 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Daytime Soap Guest Star"
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03-11-05, 10:05 AM (EST)
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26. "RE: Be the Amazing Racer 7" |
Okay... you convinced me. I'll be Ray please.
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Seana 5044 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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03-11-05, 10:40 AM (EST)
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30. "Hi, Ray!" |
Glad to have you, WCB! Here's Deana, too:
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warp_core breach 469 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Daytime Soap Guest Star"
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03-11-05, 06:48 PM (EST)
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34. "RE: Be the Amazing Racer 7" |
Hey, you just ran over my foot!!!
Suck it up! You just have to suck it up!!
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Scuba Steve 1644 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Peanut Festival Grand Marshall"
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03-12-05, 12:43 PM (EST)
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36. "RE: Be the Amazing Racer 7" |
Am I on this show?
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MissMyth 352 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Cooking Show Host"
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03-12-05, 01:17 PM (EST)
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37. "RE: Be the Amazing Racer 7" |
LAST EDITED ON 03-12-05 AT 01:20 PM (EST)Oh, hi honey. Could you carry my backpack for awhile? It's putting unsightly creases in my blouse.
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seahorse 14337 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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03-16-05, 11:41 AM (EST)
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40. "Boston Rob at his best." |
Did you see me work those teams? I had them eating from my hands I guaranteed I would not come in last.
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kvasir 51 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Hollywood Squares Square"
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04-13-05, 04:00 PM (EST)
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42. "RE: Be the Amazing Racer 7" |
i'll sign up for grandma.
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