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anotherkim 14420 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 03-09-05, 08:22 PM (EST) "Susan and Patrick" LAST EDITED ON 03-09-05 AT 08:24 PM (EST) Oh, how I hate them. So far they have annoyed me in the following ways: 1. They are flat out effing stupid. I can't even really list all the ways that they exhibited their stupidity. They just sort of ooze stupidity the way some people ooze sexuality. The whole constantly-running-out-of-money bit was a shining example, though. 2. Susan is wound so tight I think she might blow up at any moment. Normally, I find this wildly amusing a la Colin, but in her, it is just frigging annoying as hell. I want to smack her and sedate her. She damn near came unglued at the end of the first episode. I cannot even imagine how painful it would be to watch her at the end of this race, should she make it that far. Thanks to number 1, I don't think she has a snowball's chance in hell. 3. Patrick is a pansy-ass whiner. I thought that "Come on, Baby!" was the most annoying thing that I could hear on TAR. How wrong I was. Patrick's constant reference to "Rob and Amber" is a gajillion times more irritating. I have taught ninth graders that are more mature than Patrick. And, I might add, more physcially impressive than Patrick. He is...well, I can't even really think of any adjectives to appropriately describe him other than simpering. 4. Their voices are like nails on a chalkboard. O.M.G. What octave do they speak in? Dogs throughout South America must have suffered permanent and irrepairable ear damage from these two. The incessant whiiiiinnnnnnnggggg is just inhuman. 5. Their collective obsession with beating Rob and Amber is frightening. Can you imagine what it must have been like to grow up with Susan as your Little League mom? Yikes!!! 6. Then there is their picture: Susan reminds me of that annoying character from the Newhart Show. I can't remember the girl's name, but I'm sure someone here can refresh our memories. Anyway, that character was a total tool on the show and Susan is no better in real life. Who the hell smiles like that? She looks deranged. Patrick is 26 and looks 15. That is not normal. He probably still lives at home, sleeps in a twin bed and wears footed jammies. He describes himself as Machevellian and strategic which means he's just really, really good at Yu Gi Oh. I anxiously await their demise. Miscellaneous Ramblings --I will dance when they are Philiminated.   Top

Subject     Author     Message Date     ID    RE: Susan and Patrick Spidey 03-09-05 1  RE: Susan and Patrick LibraRising 03-09-05 2    RE: Susan and Patrick anotherkim 03-10-05 5  RE: Susan and Patrick PepeLePew13 03-10-05 3  RE: Susan and Patrick Drive My Car 03-10-05 4  RE: Susan and Patrick BriarRosie 03-10-05 6    RE: Susan and Patrick warp_core breach 03-11-05 16  RE: Susan and Patrick geg6 03-10-05 7  RE: Susan and Patrick true 03-10-05 8  RE: Susan and Patrick nailbone 03-10-05 9    RE: Susan and Patrick BriarRosie 03-10-05 12  RE: Susan and Patrick mtopaz 03-10-05 10    RE: Susan and Patrick ginger 03-10-05 11  I'm with you trigirl 03-11-05 13  They are trully weird arturbars 03-11-05 14  RE: Susan and Patrick Silvergirl1 03-11-05 15  lights hearts Kimmah! northernlights 03-16-05 17    RE: lights hearts Kimmah! Seana 03-16-05 18        "He needs a boyfriend... ElroyJetson 03-16-05 19            RE: "He needs a boyfriend... Tahj 03-16-05 21                RE: "He needs a boyfriend... nailbone 03-16-05 23                    RE: "He needs a boyfriend... ElroyJetson 03-17-05 25  RE: Susan and Patrick Urban_Kitten 03-16-05 20  RE: Susan and Patrick idiotcowboy 03-16-05 22  RE: Susan and Patrick TARugh 03-16-05 24    RE: Susan and Patrick anotherkim 03-19-05 27  RE: Susan and Patrick okaychatt 03-19-05 26    RE: Susan and Patrick watermelon 03-19-05 28        RE: Susan and Patrick okaychatt 03-19-05 29            RE: Susan and Patrick anotherkim 03-19-05 30  RE: Susan and Patrick Silvergirl1 03-23-05 31  RE: Susan and Patrick Scuba Steve 03-23-05 32    RE: Susan and Patrick sisterwoman 03-23-05 33  I wanted them to stay. newsomewayne 03-23-05 34  RE: Susan and Patrick realitycoholic 03-23-05 35    RE: Susan and Patrick ginger 03-23-05 38        RE: Susan and Patrick LibraRising 03-23-05 39  RE: Susan and Patrick PepeLePew13 03-23-05 36  Sing-a-long with me... BriarRosie 03-23-05 37

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Spidey 6259 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 03-09-05, 08:54 PM (EST) 1. "RE: Susan and Patrick" LOL! You crack me up, Kimmers. These two are so annoying, it almost makes me miss Flo. Then there is their picture: Yes, yes there is. Reason enough to dislike them. Creepy, njo? Susan has a kinda Black Widow Carol Brady vibe going. No wonder her son doesn't like women. He describes himself as Machevellian and strategic which means he's just really, really good at Yu Gi Oh. I bet my 8 year old could kick Patrick's ass in Yu Gi Oh. On second thought, I bet Spideyboy could just plain kick his ass.   Top

LibraRising 2847 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Howard Stern Show Guest" 03-09-05, 10:13 PM (EST) 2. "RE: Susan and Patrick" >Susan reminds me of that annoying >character from the Newhart Show. Do you mean Julia Duffy? The one who took over after Delta Burke left Designing Women? Yeah, I can see it, but she make me think of the mom from Family Ties.   Top

anotherkim 14420 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 03-10-05, 08:19 AM (EST) 5. "RE: Susan and Patrick" Yes! That's her! I knew there was a Julia involved somehow. But you're right....she is kind of like a demonic, wee Meredith Baxter Birney, too. Miscellaneous Ramblings --hate her. hate, hate, hate her   Top

PepeLePew13 26134 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 03-10-05, 03:36 AM (EST) 3. "RE: Susan and Patrick" Top reasons why Susan looks the way she does in that picture: 1. Severe constipation. 2. A serious case of Montezuma's revenge. 3. Patrick's got his hand on Mommy's butt. See his sh!t-eating grin? Scratch and sniff   Top

Drive My Car 20045 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 03-10-05, 07:58 AM (EST) 4. "RE: Susan and Patrick" Oh way to put the smackdown on them, Kimmah. I want them out, but first I want to see them totally break down, it's coming very soon, you can already see them fraying around the edges. Completely irritating from about 10 minutes into the frist episode. He is a wuss, she is the scary neighbor you avoid. I predict they will turn on eachother and she will tell everyone he is a bedwetter. I saw around here somewhere, where people are refeering to them as a "Power Couple". Is that a new term for "weak and annoying"?   Top

BriarRosie 990 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Fitness Correspondent" 03-10-05, 08:59 AM (EST) 6. "RE: Susan and Patrick" Those are all valid reasons to wish them gone, Kim. But I found another reason to hate them: They've been in an alliance with my own personal villain team, Debbianca. Both of those teams annoy the crap outta me. I can't wait for those two teams to get Philiminated.   Top

warp_core breach 469 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Daytime Soap Guest Star" 03-11-05, 07:28 PM (EST) 16. "RE: Susan and Patrick" I'm with you Rosie, especially about Debbianca - kiss kiss hug hug, I love you. I just want to toss my cookies all over the ground, or in the alternative gag me with a spoon!   Top

geg6 14941 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 03-10-05, 09:13 AM (EST) 7. "RE: Susan and Patrick" I was sooooo ready to cheer against Romber until the incessant whining these two have done about them. I am now hoping Romber kick their a$$es thoroughly. In fact, I'm pretty much cheering for them to kick everyone's a$$es due to the collective stupidity and vapidity of the rest of the pack. But Susan and Patrick have a special place in my despising heart. I'm such a slut for the blues.   Top

true 9689 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 03-10-05, 09:57 AM (EST) 8. "RE: Susan and Patrick" They look so much alike, it freaks me out. I'm also hoping for a big meltdown prior to their departure. It can't come soon enough! ICK!   Top

nailbone 27263 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 03-10-05, 01:47 PM (EST) 9. "RE: Susan and Patrick" This? Is why we lvoe Kimmah so much!! I want these two and Debbianca G-O-N-E, in whatever order, as soon as MF possible!! Why, oh why, Gawds of TAR, did the hot chicks have to go before these two teams?!?!? Or the hillbillies? They were SO much more fun! New from Sigs by Syren!! Keep lookin' up, cuz that's where it all is. o-   Top

BriarRosie 990 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Fitness Correspondent" 03-10-05, 06:45 PM (EST) 12. "RE: Susan and Patrick" Nailbone, you are my kindred spirit! I would have enjoyed seeing the Hillbillies get more airtime, but Team Barbie didn't do anything for me. I'll be happy dancing when the terrible two teams leave.   Top

mtopaz 2167 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Roller Coaster Inaugurator" 03-10-05, 03:53 PM (EST) 10. "RE: Susan and Patrick" He describes himself as Machevellian and strategic which means he's just really, really good at Yu Gi Oh. ROFLMAO! Agree, this pair is currently the most annoying to me, with the best friends/touchy-feely girls running a close second. Sig pic by JSlice   Top

ginger 22512 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 03-10-05, 06:26 PM (EST) 11. "RE: Susan and Patrick" I hate the fact that when junior speaks in voiceover, I think it's Mom, and when Mom speaks, I think it's junior.   Top

trigirl 2851 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Howard Stern Show Guest" 03-11-05, 07:35 AM (EST) 13. "I'm with you" The fact that whiney boy has to keep telling her to calm down is enough for me. Pack some valium for your next trip Patrick. seriously...bugging out over not being number one in the first episode...really people!   Top

arturbars 605 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Reality Show Commentator" 03-11-05, 12:45 PM (EST) 14. "They are trully weird" From day one i thought that these two are seriously strange people.... As someone said already, with the mother like that - no wonder the boy turned gay... And speaking of which, what was the deal with him telling everyone that he was gay (especially in the 1st episode) like it's some kind of achievement... Patrick, we get it - you are gay, Congratu-freaking-lations!!!   Top

Silvergirl1 9342 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 03-11-05, 06:29 PM (EST) 15. "RE: Susan and Patrick" I agree completely, Kimmah. That picture makes them look so plastic. I wonder how much surgery Susan has had? Silvergirl I'll be dancing along with you, girl. Confessions of a Mermaid   Top

northernlights 5058 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 03-16-05, 09:27 AM (EST) 17. "lights hearts Kimmah!" That? was the best laugh I've had in days. I really, really needed that one. Just seeing them annoys the hell out of me. Hearing them speak is more than I can take. Bring back the hillbillies!   Top

Seana 5044 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 03-16-05, 09:39 AM (EST) 18. "RE: lights hearts Kimmah!" > Bring back the hillbillies! I agree! I *heart* Ryan and Chuck! They would have so rocked at the food challenge. I just wanted to slap Patrick last night: "You make me not want to do it just to spite you"? Grow up. Damn.   Top

ElroyJetson 586 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Reality Show Commentator" 03-16-05, 01:19 PM (EST) 19. ""He needs a boyfriend..." ...to dote over him like I do." MOST.CHILLING.LINE.EVER --- Elroy   Top

Tahj 4136 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Jerry Springer Show Guest" 03-16-05, 01:38 PM (EST) 21. "RE: "He needs a boyfriend..." Why? Moves courtesy of Syren   Top

nailbone 27263 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 03-16-05, 04:00 PM (EST) 23. "RE: "He needs a boyfriend..." Mom love = boyfriend love New from Sigs by Syren!! Keep lookin' up, cuz that's where it all is. o-   Top

ElroyJetson 586 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Reality Show Commentator" 03-17-05, 12:54 PM (EST) 25. "RE: "He needs a boyfriend..." Mom love = boyfriend love BINGO! -- Elroy   Top

Urban_Kitten 170 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Blistex Spokesperson" 03-16-05, 01:26 PM (EST) 20. "RE: Susan and Patrick" Have you seen her moles? Maybe she's bucking for the million for a little laser surgery but right now, they're creeping me out! ************************************ Neutiquam erro (I am not lost).   Top

idiotcowboy 1135 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Politically Incorrect Guest" 03-16-05, 03:35 PM (EST) 22. "RE: Susan and Patrick" Oh come now kim, none of this namsy-pansy stuff... tell us what you REALLY think about them. -ICB proud father of kim's son's twin... 6 is such a cute age!   Top

TARugh 159 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Blistex Spokesperson" 03-16-05, 04:47 PM (EST) 24. "RE: Susan and Patrick" This post was so funny, I had to sign up as a member! Susan reminds me of the mother I'm glad I didn't get. As for Patrick, his Romber fetish makes me actually root for the 'needs-to-go-to-the-store-and-buy-a-personality' team. (I'm of course referring to "I shouldn't tell anyone but I'm a hero" and his token hottie who needs an emergency supply of maybeline.) Ya ya bouchee ya ya ya bouchee ROLL CALL!   Top

anotherkim 14420 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 03-19-05, 12:24 PM (EST) 27. "RE: Susan and Patrick" Well, we are very glad to have you! Miscellaneous Ramblings --Susan is like some sort of advertisement for matricide.   Top

okaychatt 2810 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Howard Stern Show Guest" 03-19-05, 11:45 AM (EST) 26. "RE: Susan and Patrick" These two are the most annoying of the three TARs I've seen. At least last season, we didn't have to see MaryAdam with Mommy in tow. I think this is cruel and unusual punishment for TAR viewers. I so wanted them gone last week. Sigh. Everyone is entitled to my opinion.   Top

watermelon 184 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Blistex Spokesperson" 03-19-05, 02:41 PM (EST) 28. "RE: Susan and Patrick" Really? You think they're more annoying than Jon and Victoria? Not judging you or anything... you're entitled to your own opinion... but I thought J/V was universally the most hated.   Top

okaychatt 2810 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Howard Stern Show Guest" 03-19-05, 08:39 PM (EST) 29. "RE: Susan and Patrick" LAST EDITED ON 03-19-05 AT 08:41 PM (EST) <Jon and Victoria Jon and Victoria were obnoxious and nauseating. Susan and Patrick are simply annoying. ETA - It's their prissiness and fastidiousness that get me. I get the impression that things must be just so, or someone is going to be fussing about it. Can't.Stand.Them. Everyone is entitled to my opinion.   Top

anotherkim 14420 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 03-19-05, 08:47 PM (EST) 30. "RE: Susan and Patrick" agree. J/V were so bad they were awful. They are in their own league. They were almost unbashable they were so bad. Susan and Patrick, though, are like the primo basher bait of all time. They are the most annoying reality tv team ever. "You would have been curled up in the fetal position"....lmao. Miscellaneous Ramblings --I loathe them.   Top

Silvergirl1 9342 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 03-23-05, 03:33 AM (EST) 31. "RE: Susan and Patrick" Silvergirl Confessions of a Mermaid   Top

Scuba Steve 1644 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Peanut Festival Grand Marshall" 03-23-05, 08:10 AM (EST) 32. "RE: Susan and Patrick" Are you dancing now, Kimmah?   Top

sisterwoman 163 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Blistex Spokesperson" 03-23-05, 08:25 AM (EST) 33. "RE: Susan and Patrick" This thread reminds me why I love it here so much!!!! Y'all are the snarkiest, cattiest bunch of folks I've ever encountered. I love y'all, man! <wipes a tear from eye>   Top

newsomewayne 9353 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 03-23-05, 09:18 AM (EST) 34. "I wanted them to stay." But just for one more week. Why? Because Pusstrick was so annoyingly insistant they were done, I wanted them to just barely beat Team Geritol V7.0, just to piss him off. Even sweeter would have been a non-elim round where he was forced to beg for cash. Seeing him humbled would have been very entertaining. Silence suggested by Syren, 2005   Top

realitycoholic 216 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Network TV Show Guest Star" 03-23-05, 09:36 AM (EST) 35. "RE: Susan and Patrick" Is it just me, or does Mother Susan remind you of Georgette--the blond in the old Mary Tyler Moore show (Ted's girlfriend)? You know, the one with the frozen smile and the little girl voice?   Top

ginger 22512 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 03-23-05, 05:54 PM (EST) 38. "RE: Susan and Patrick" You sure you don't mean Patrick? He's the one with the girly voice.   Top

LibraRising 2847 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Howard Stern Show Guest" 03-23-05, 06:12 PM (EST) 39. "RE: Susan and Patrick" To me, he talked like a pre-adolescent Doogie Howser.   Top

PepeLePew13 26134 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 03-23-05, 11:02 AM (EST) 36. "RE: Susan and Patrick" Okay, so what time is the wake for these two going to be at? No? Ok then, why don't we just use this as a reason to live it up and have a party? Where's the keg? Scratch and sniff   Top

BriarRosie 990 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Fitness Correspondent" 03-23-05, 01:37 PM (EST) 37. "Sing-a-long with me..." Sing with me now: "Happy days are here again, The skies above are clear again, So let's sing a song of cheer again, Happy days are here again!" My happiness is now complete. (Did you hear me, Nailbone? LOL) Although...the Lynn/Alex obsession with Romber is starting to annoy me, as if Patrick's obsession transferred itself to them. The Happy Boys are losing my favor... Sad to say, but now I'm rooting for Lynn/Alex to lose.   Top

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