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"Song Parody Challenge"
Cygnus X1 7505 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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03-25-05, 00:07 AM (EST)
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"Song Parody Challenge" |
LAST EDITED ON 03-25-05 AT 00:11 AM (EST)Bebo threatened it, but I'll go through with it! Let's hear your best song parodies about the state of play on TAR 7 thus far! This one came to mind... I'm Not Obsessed Sung by Lynn Based on 10CC's "I'm Not In Love" I’m not obsessed With Rawb and Ambuh It’s just a silly phase I’m going through And just because I hate their guts Don’t get me wrong, don’t think we’ll lose the race I’m not obsessed, no no, it’s because . . . I’d love to beat you But then again This doesn’t mean you mean that much to me So at the Detour If we’re there first Don’t get too close, you see, you’re an STD I’m not obsessed, no no, it’s because . . . (whispered to fade) Big boys don’t whine Big boys don’t whine Big boys don’t whine ... I keep repeating "Beat Rawb and Ambuh" It’s just a phrase that helps me sleep at night And just because You won two trips And we got squat, don’t mean that much to me I’m not obsessed, no no, it’s because . . . Oooh, we’ll be all right soon, you’ll see Oooh, we’ll be all right soon Oooh, we’ll be all right soon, you’ll see Oooh, we’ll be all right soon I’m not obsessed With Rawb and Ambuh It’s just a silly phase I’m going through And just because I hate their guts Don’t get me wrong, don’t think we’ll lose the race I’m not obsessed, I’m not obsessed . . .
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kathliam 3669 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Thong Contest Judge"
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03-25-05, 10:58 AM (EST)
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1. "Lament of Lynn and Alex" |
Cygnus, I really should have read yours before I wrote mine, but consider it a companion piece.The Lament of Lynn and Alex to the tune of 'You're So Vain' by Carly Simon You walked onto the starting line Like you were winning Survivor A$$ Your hat strategically backwards on your head Your accent is truly crass You had one eye on the finish mat As you watched the teams depart And all the teams dreamed that they'd beat you senseless They'd beat you senseless, and You're so vain You probably think this race is about you You're so vain You know we’re going to beat you, Don't you? Don't you? You had your chance several years ago When you were in Marquesas Well you said you’d employ the same strategies And that you would never leave But we’ll take away your lead, you know And one of them is me I had some dreams of beating Romber, Must finish before Romber. You're so vain You probably think we just want to race you You're so vain You know we only want to beat you Don't you? Don't you? We had some dreams of beating Romber Musts finish before Romber and You're so vain We beat you paddling down the river, You're so vain We ate the meat and you couldn’t do it, Could you? Could you? Well I hear you went up to Mendoza And your horse naturally won Then you flew your charter to Buenos Aires And found your boat while we had water fun. You see we don’t care if we win this race We only care that you lose You’ll come in last, eliminated, Last and eliminated You're so vain We’re obsessed the last team arriving is you You're so vain You think your luck and charm will carry you, Don't you? Don't you? Don't you? You're so vain We only care about finishing before you You're so vain We only care about finishing before you You're so vain You probably think we just want to race you
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Silvergirl1 9342 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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03-25-05, 12:15 PM (EST)
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2. "Wow!" |
I love both of those song parodies! Thanks you guys. Silvergirl Not feeling inspired right now. Confessions of a Mermaid
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Cygnus X1 7505 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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03-25-05, 02:27 PM (EST)
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3. "Another Jerk In The Race" |
Another Jerk In The Race Sung by Ray Based on Pink Floyd's "Another Brick In the Wall, Part 2"We don't need no racing geezers We don't need no kid and mom No Roadblocks with these bottom feeders Deana, suck it up and go Hey! Deana! Tell that horse to go! All in all, I'm just a-nother jerk in the Race All in all, I'm just a-nother jerk in the Race (voice) "If you don't eat your meat, you can't get to the Pit Stop! How can you get to the Pit Stop if you don't eat your meat?"
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TARugh 159 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Blistex Spokesperson"
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03-25-05, 04:07 PM (EST)
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4. "RE: Song Parody Challenge" |
Well, not exactly a parody, but a really bad rap tune that stars all of the TAR 7 teams:We are all-American, we cannot die Even though its proven that helicopters, I cannot fly I flew in Iraq! I crashed in Iraq! And we will not win, because Kelly has my back! Dude, like my brother, is like, totally cool Wish the blonds were here cuz they made me drool When we will be eliminated, (its a matter of time) Lets go find pink pants, I wanna make her mine We are real hot, we thought this would work Using our looks and hitting on a jerk To ease our way to first, this was our plan Instead we head home with no money in our hand MEREDITH MERIDITH I'm in pain! Slow down to 15 because you're driving me insane We are the token old folks, we should be gone Instead we irritate you with this song 'Member us y'all, we once played Instead we done got elimated so we cannot stay So 'stead of loozyn weight in this ding dang of a hoe down I git to mah farm iyn Carolaanuh that is fixin' ta go brown Mommy Mommy! Let me be! Let me dwell in my stew of misery No no, Patrick, Mommy knows best Even though the world agrees with me that you're a pest Ray, I can't do this, please throw in the towel No way, you miserable slice of bowel Shut your pie hole before I throw a fit Say hi to my fist, and be prepared to be hit Kiss me, hug me, touch me, thrill me, I love you so Si, estoy de acuedro contigo, Te amo Mmmm the beach is real pretty, but not as good as you Ah, gracias cariña, except we are through. Oh how I hate Rob and Amber, I hate them so much Its only you Lynn, I like to touch And make perverted jokes as we race along Thanks Alex. I can't wait to see you in a thong. We are the likeables, we are the token blacks We used to work at Enron wearing suits and slacks But now we get excited about every destination While other teams make America look like a dumb nation We ah gonna win, we make this cle-yah So to the oth-uh teams, we say goodbye and "See ya" We take our time, and we ah still on top So if you wanna race, I'd say give up and stop
And Randy says "Dawg, you brought it tonight!"
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Snidget 44369 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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03-25-05, 04:37 PM (EST)
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5. "T.A.R." |
T.A.R Based on M.T.A. by The Kingston Trio These are the times that try men's souls In the course of our nation's history The people of Boston have rallied bravely Whenever the rights of men have been threatened Today, a new crisis has arisen The Amazing Race Better known as the T.A.R . Is attempting to levy a burdensome trial On the racers in the form of DAW's from other shows Citizens, hear me out, this could happen to you Well, let me tell you of the story Of two good old boys On a tragic and fateful day They put the clue in their pocket Load tested the zippy lines Went to ride on the T.A.R. But did they ever return, no they never returned And their fate is still unlearned (poor Hillbillies) They were passed forever by the Rob of Boston They're the team who never returned.
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Bebo 21083 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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03-25-05, 05:35 PM (EST)
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6. "RE: Song Parody Challenge" |
Come and listen to my story 'bout a guy named Rob He and his wicked girlfriend make the others look like slobs At least that's how the CBS folks wish that it would be 'Cause as long as he's around, there's lots of publicity(Press, that is. Interviews. Magazines.) Well the first thing you know, old Rob is making deals And the other teams get mad, so we listen to them squeal When they said, "How did they make the plane?" I said, "Losers, shut your face! Would you just forget about them and go run the freakin' Race!" {Y'all go Detour, y'hear?) "If there was ever a time you wanted permission to run over a clown . . . ."
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