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""Be the Amazing Racer" game - sign up & rules"
Angelfood 2114 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Roller Coaster Inaugurator"
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11-17-04, 05:05 PM (EST)
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""Be the Amazing Racer" game - sign up & rules" |
LAST EDITED ON 11-17-04 AT 05:08 PM (EST)Welcome to "Be the Amazing Racer", an interactive dialogue and elimination game. This is not a contest, and there are no points. Simply lots of trash talk about contestants. Do you wish you could be a Racer? Do you find yourself yelling at the TV? Do you wish you could speak for some of these yahoos? NOW YOU CAN... RULES 1. Casting: Sign up for a Character from the show to speak for/represent (a sign up post is below). One spot per character - first come basis. You may not be someone already taken or reserved. I try to be fair and work it out if there is a problem. 2. Please post at least once a week/episode, at least until your team is eliminated, after that - optional, you may still add comments. If you're gonna be out or you'd like to "osten", just send me a PM. If you miss 2 weeks without notice, I will have to reassign the character. 3. Sign the bottom of EVERY post you write with your Survivor's name or picture. characters are difficult to keep track of. ok? I will provide you with a pic, or if you are really a DAW, you could add it as an extension to your existing sigpic. 4. Speak as your character would speak, and speak for them. Share your character's inner thoughts about what happened in the episode, and what they think of the other Survivors. Praise, tease or Bash away. Be Funny. 5. Have fun, this is not for SERIOUS bashing. Also, be careful not to post any big spoilers (like who is going). Don't bash other players personally. 6. If your character's eliminated, you get the priviledge of writing your own "final remarks", so PLEASE DO. You are encouraged to continue to post. 7. If your character wins, you win.... the coveted title of Amazing Race Winner and that is all. 8. Anyone not signed up as a character/survivor, is still invited to make comments about the characters or about posts, just please do not speak as a character - just be yourself, or a cameraperson, etc. Anyone can be a cameraperson this season! If you still are confused or undecided, please visit the Survivor Basher forum or Apprentice general Forum and see the same games there. Executive Producer, Angelfood
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Angelfood 2114 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Roller Coaster Inaugurator"
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11-17-04, 05:07 PM (EST)
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1. "Sign Up & character listing" |
LAST EDITED ON 11-23-04 AT 10:47 PM (EST) ETA: OK, I have assigned so far. It is also possible to be 2 people (on different teams), which also keeps you around in case your 1st team loses. Let me or Draco know. I have put you all in somewhere to try to cover the teams, not because of best fit. So, if you are eliminated early, you can (probably) still be added to another team with only one person so far.
Simply reply to this post (or the above) and put which character from the show you would like to be. Keep in mind that there are teams of 2, and someone will sign up to be your team member. If you know another poster would like to be on your team, you can reserve their spot, but I will need confirmation within 2 days, or will reassign. Host: Phil - Draco Malfoy Teams: 1. Hayden - Ginger Aaron - 2. Kris - Breezy Jon - 3. Lena - ohmyheck Kristy - tvgeek 4. Freddy - Kendra - ARnutz 5. Jonathan - Pepe lepew Victoria - warpcorebreach 6. Lori- Asrai Bolo- Estee 7. Adam - Seahorse Rebecca - Buckeyegirl ??? 8. Maria - Buckeyegirl Meredith - 9. Don - Mary Jean- Angelfood 10. Gus - probablyclueless Hera - Coconut NPCs: Villagers - Oscirus Airport Checker - DWeasel IF we only have 10 people, we can do it by one team per person, but lets wait til the end of the week to decide that.
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ginger 22512 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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11-17-04, 05:31 PM (EST)
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2. "RE: Sign Up & character listing" |
Assign me where you think I suit best. Lord knows I'll have more face time than I do as the Spiritual Stone over on Be the Survivor thresds!
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Estee 57126 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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11-17-04, 06:41 PM (EST)
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4. "RE: Sign Up & character listing" |
Because I haven't had anyone here scream in my ears for hours on end every day for three months yet and I've been wondering what it would be like, I'll take -- Bolo.(You thought I was going for Victoria, right? Sorry: there's a limit to my pain-enjoyment capacity.)
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Asrai 6083 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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11-17-04, 11:01 PM (EST)
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7. "RE: Sign Up & character listing" |
LAST EDITED ON 11-17-04 AT 11:03 PM (EST)Oh goody, I finally get in early enough to participate this time! I'd love to be the nasty yellin' wrestler, Lori, please!! ETA: If we do teams, I'll do Kris/John!!
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Estee 57126 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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11-19-04, 06:46 AM (EST)
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13. "RE: Sign Up & character listing" |
I am so doomed.(So that makes us -- umm... something really illegal, possibly immoral, but guaranteed not to be fattening.)
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Asrai 6083 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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11-19-04, 03:37 PM (EST)
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17. "RE: Sign Up & character listing" |
Can't ya just read the friggen map? I mean, yes....you are soo doomed!!Your 'that makes us' make me howl with laughter! Picks Estee up and body slems her! Booyah, baby! *flexes muscles*
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warp_core breach 469 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Daytime Soap Guest Star"
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11-18-04, 00:36 AM (EST)
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8. "RE: Sign Up & character listing" |
Could I be Victoria please?
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PepeLePew13 26134 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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11-19-04, 06:58 AM (EST)
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14. "RE: Sign Up & character listing" |
*channelling Jonathan*Yo beyotch, think you can stop being such a moron and actually read the map for a change? Woooooooo hooooooooo! You and I fit together like yellow and blue! (welcome, warp_core!)
©Slice & Dice Chop Shop 2004 Scratch and sniff
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warp_core breach 469 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Daytime Soap Guest Star"
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11-19-04, 10:05 PM (EST)
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21. "RE: Sign Up & character listing" |
You're so smart, you read it! I don't care if you're driving! And you better not run us off the road! I'm just going to sit back here and stay out of your way. Oh, and buy me another Hummer.Your loving wife, Victoria. (thanks for the welcome Pepe ~ this seems like it's going to be fun) (how do I get a pic?)
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Oscirus 1596 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Peanut Festival Grand Marshall"
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11-21-04, 04:59 PM (EST)
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23. "RE: Sign Up & character listing" |
Ok so there I was chilling mind my business and hopefully picking up a few easy dollars. I thought that there was no way in hell that We were even going to come into play unless somesone was either really desperate, real lazy or real stupid. Along came those geeks who luckily picked another guide and then out of nowhere came your annoying a55. That was the eye of the tiger look that you saw in my face it was a look of annoyance. I should have drowned your annoying a55 titanic style when I had the chance. I still have a headache from all your screaming. -disgruntled boat guide.
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Breezy 18380 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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11-18-04, 08:39 AM (EST)
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12. "whomever is left" |
I'll take them. *smooch* Save a horse, ride a cowboy.
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trigirl 2851 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Howard Stern Show Guest"
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12-08-04, 07:09 PM (EST)
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36. "RE: Sign Up & character listing" |
Hey Angelfood...It looks like there are still some spots. Can I join in?
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ohmyheck 1919 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Herbal Healing Drugs Endorser"
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11-17-04, 06:18 PM (EST)
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3. "RE: "Be the Amazing Racer" game - sign up & rules" |
can I please be Lena/Kristy? I would love that
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ARnutz 13937 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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11-17-04, 07:14 PM (EST)
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5. "RE: "Be the Amazing Racer" game - sign up & rules" |
Oohhh, oohhh... pick me!? Could I be Kendra?
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Oscirus 1596 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Peanut Festival Grand Marshall"
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11-18-04, 08:08 AM (EST)
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10. "RE: "Be the Amazing Racer" game - sign up & rules" |
I would just like to be the various villagers from around the world.
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Draco Malfoy 10525 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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11-19-04, 07:30 AM (EST)
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15. "RE: "Be the Amazing Racer" game - sign up & rules" |
Well, I was planning on getting this started today, but we're still less than half full, so it's looking like we may wait until Wednesday morning after Episode 2. Just because your "racer" has been eliminated doesn't mean you can't continue to comment on other racers' progress.By the way, Avi and Joe were not on the list, but they are open as well, if someone wants to take the New York Jews in Iceland! *insert Phil sigpic here*
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warp_core breach 469 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Daytime Soap Guest Star"
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11-19-04, 09:55 PM (EST)
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20. "RE: "Be the Amazing Racer" game - sign up & rules" |
Oh Phil, the sooner we get started the better. Jonny is a bit of a control freak and if we don't start soon... I'm just sooo worried about how he'll react. It's just best to bow down to him, stay out of his way, let him run all over you...Victoria
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buckeyegirl 5449 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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11-19-04, 01:29 PM (EST)
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16. "RE: "Be the Amazing Racer" game - sign up & rules" |
LAST EDITED ON 11-19-04 AT 01:30 PM (EST)OH!!!! I was sooo hoping you'd this for TAR! You know me..I'm easy-I'll take any one who's left. Even a camaraperson role is fine with me. --edited because I'm a moron.
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seahorse 14337 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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11-19-04, 04:08 PM (EST)
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18. "RE: "Be the Amazing Racer" game - sign up & rules" |
I'll take Adam. I just realized some cars don't need gasoline.
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Oscirus 1596 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Peanut Festival Grand Marshall"
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11-21-04, 05:04 PM (EST)
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24. "RE: "Be the Amazing Racer" game - sign up & rules" |
Thanks alot. Because of your girlfriend and her inabbilty to read she just cost me 30 bucks. I bet my co-worker that there was no way that anybody could be that stupid as to put unleaded gas in a Diesel tank especially when it says Diesal. Even if you an't read you shoud know that Unleaded does not begin with a D sheesh. Now thanks to yall I have to put up new idiot proof signs to make sure that this foolishness doesn't happen again. I don't feel so guilty now about overcharging yall by 50 dollars for my work.
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seahorse 14337 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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11-22-04, 01:30 AM (EST)
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26. "RE: "Be the Amazing Racer" game - sign up & rules" |
LAST EDITED ON 11-22-04 AT 01:34 AM (EST)Overcharge me huh, They don't call me hellboy for nothing and I don't wear these horns for the hell of it, either. I'll burn the service station down and you won't have a place to work, you wait and see. Adam
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Devious Weasel 18756 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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11-19-04, 04:47 PM (EST)
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19. "I Would Like To Be" |
The clerk at every airport counter in the Race.
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Coconut 10856 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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11-20-04, 12:15 PM (EST)
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22. "Hera." |
I like doughnuts. Slicey says "Say 'No' to Cool Whip!"
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tvgeek401 1615 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Peanut Festival Grand Marshall"
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11-21-04, 09:04 PM (EST)
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25. "RE: "Be the Amazing Racer" game - sign up & rules" |
LAST EDITED ON 11-21-04 AT 09:06 PM (EST)Right now, I'd be offering to be whichever one of Lena/Kristy is left, but I don't have that...er...biting wit that some to of the others here have and I'm sure I'd be a disappointment, so, for now, I'll just enjoy your humour. ETA: I may reconsider. give it a couple days... Handcrafted by RollDdice ignore this space. ignore, ignore, ignore this spaceIcecat is da bomb!
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warp_core breach 469 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Daytime Soap Guest Star"
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11-22-04, 08:03 PM (EST)
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31. "RE: "Be the Amazing Racer" game - sign up & rules" |
Hey TV Geek ~ I'm with you! I wasn't sure about trying this because I don't have a biting sense of humour either, but I thought hey this is going to be fun. With more practice, maybe our biting sense of humour will come through!
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warp_core breach 469 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Daytime Soap Guest Star"
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11-22-04, 11:43 PM (EST)
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34. "RE: "Be the Amazing Racer" game - sign up & rules" |
thanks. nice to meet you too. I'm not going anywhere... this is too fun.
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probably clueless 5782 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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11-22-04, 02:33 AM (EST)
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27. "RE: "Be the Amazing Racer" game - sign up & rules" |
I'd be glad to hook up on a team with anyone that needs a partner. Thankfully, that slut Lena taken. Representing an immoral B!tch like that would go against everything I've ever believed in. A Kittyloaf®Original
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Coconut 10856 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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11-22-04, 08:35 AM (EST)
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28. "RE: "Be the Amazing Racer" game - sign up & rules" |
DADDY!
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probably clueless 5782 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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11-22-04, 09:01 AM (EST)
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29. "RE: "Be the Amazing Racer" game - sign up & rules" |
Good to go shuga! A Kittyloaf®Original *Hooked up real fine now*
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PepeLePew13 26134 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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11-23-04, 06:44 AM (EST)
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35. "RE: "Be the Amazing Racer" game - sign up & rules" |
Oh sure, and leave that toxic underarm "deodorant" behind in Iceland... don't forget to tell him to tuck in his stealth underwear as well.*yelling to Victoria* Let's rock'n'roll, tramp! Jonathan
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