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"How many ways can Hellboy 'off' himself?"
Estee 57126 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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12-08-04, 06:25 AM (EST)
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1. "RE: How many ways can Hellboy 'off' himself?" |
Calling LisaPooh fat?(runs)
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KObrien_fan 8360 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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12-08-04, 06:35 AM (EST)
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2. "RE: How many ways can Hellboy 'off' himself?" |
Yeah but unfortunately for us he is only crying wolf and isn't serious and WON'T do it. Too bad. Flame boy is such a wooosy, calling him a girl is only a compliment. 2004 ASS Trivia Champ
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mrc 10113 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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12-08-04, 08:11 AM (EST)
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3. "RE: How many ways can Hellboy 'off' himself?" |
Trying to clip his own toenails, he gets an infection and dies a slow, painful death. Slice & Dice Chop Shop 2004
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Oscirus 1596 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Peanut Festival Grand Marshall"
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12-08-04, 08:19 AM (EST)
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4. "RE: How many ways can Hellboy 'off' himself?" |
I doubt that this wuss would evn jump off of the third step. He should really be ashamed of himself for his performance last night. He should be up there for one of the worst contestants ever.
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Bebo 21083 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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12-08-04, 08:21 AM (EST)
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5. "RE: How many ways can Hellboy 'off' himself?" |
Cmon spoiler community, get your thinking caps on!The important question is, how will Rebecca respond? The first time, she caved in and placated him. The second time, she said good. Maybe next time she'll pull a gun out of her backpack and tell him to go for it. You know the difference between you and me? I make this look good.
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Angelfood 2114 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Roller Coaster Inaugurator"
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12-08-04, 08:22 AM (EST)
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6. "RE: How many ways can Hellboy 'off' himself?" |
there are 3 guys who I've dated who could be put together to form Adam. AND yes, the first one was gay.and so, He makes me want to slap him whenever I see him get super-defensive and start attacking Rebekah and then play the victim with her (guy 2 - Borderline personality problems). And then he pulls the "suicide" card (guy 3). I was glad that she called him her "girlfriend" and then called his bluff. Although, he probably liked it. ITs just sad, cuz the kid has a serious need to be loved, but doesn't know where to find it. *shakes head*.
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Breezy 18380 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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12-08-04, 08:39 AM (EST)
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7. "HellWussboy" |
I applauded Rebecca when she said go ahead, yep go ahead jump over the side of the boat Wussboy.
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geg6 14941 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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12-08-04, 08:45 AM (EST)
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8. "RE: How many ways can Hellboy 'off' himself?" |
The real shame is that the boy has no follow through.
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cqvenus 9765 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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12-08-04, 08:46 AM (EST)
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9. "no fair!" |
mrc stole my answer!~ cq dunno what else he can do, but i wish he'd do it soon
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RangeRover 262 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Network TV Show Guest Star"
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12-08-04, 09:27 AM (EST)
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13. "RE: no fair!" |
I was hoping he would follow through just once on these idle threats. I hope the next one Lori or Bolo just gives him that extra push he needs. They could plead insanity. I mean come on. "I'm a baby" Yes and you are gay. Why when he said that I had some whole wierd image go through my mind of him wearing Depends and Rebecca being forced to change them. But why for the love of God would anyone date him willingly?
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ginger 22512 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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12-08-04, 11:55 AM (EST)
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14. "RE: no fair!" |
Well, you always look like the Better Half, I suppose.I think he should be demoted to "Heckboy." Such. A. Weenie.
Perhaps we should blame his mom. She is the toenail enabler, after all...
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HistoryDetective 9516 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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12-08-04, 12:06 PM (EST)
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15. "RE: How many ways can Hellboy 'off' himself?" |
Too bad he lost those sunglasses. They could have kept all the salt out of his eyes!Did anybody else notice that Heckboy has nice arms? They look muscular, but that must be all for show when he's wearing a sleeveless shirt at the bar - because those arms don't seem to be able to do any real lifting. a sig by syren
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bystander 4968 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Stuff Magazine Centerfold"
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12-08-04, 12:15 PM (EST)
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16. "RE: How many ways can Hellboy 'off' himself?" |
Those arms are the second-best set of implants on the show.
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Tahj 4136 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Jerry Springer Show Guest"
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12-08-04, 01:04 PM (EST)
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19. "RE: How many ways can Hellboy 'off' himself?" |
I think he's going to try and nurse with Mary Jean and get kicked off for sexual harrassment. After Don cuts his balls off, of course.
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HistoryDetective 9516 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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12-08-04, 01:26 PM (EST)
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20. "RE: How many ways can Hellboy 'off' himself?" |
Nasty. a sig by syrenbut funny...
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TeamJoisey 3558 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Thong Contest Judge"
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12-08-04, 02:45 PM (EST)
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21. "RE: How many ways can Hellboy 'off' himself?" |
LAST EDITED ON 12-08-04 AT 02:45 PM (EST)He could strangle himself on Mommy's apron strings... He could get necrotizing fasciitis from that weird haircut... He could watch himself on TV with his friends (if he has any) and then die of humiliation... He could make a pass at Lori... He could pull Gus over on top of him... He could spend another three weeks with Rebecca, and she'd never be convicted of whatever crimes may ensue.
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Estee 57126 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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12-08-04, 03:52 PM (EST)
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22. "RE: How many ways can Hellboy 'off' himself?" |
He could watch himself on TV with his friends (if he has any) and then die of humiliation...I'd take this, but it assumes: 1. He lives through the Race. 2. He's capable of being humiliated.
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geg6 14941 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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12-08-04, 04:14 PM (EST)
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24. "RE: How many ways can Hellboy 'off' himself?" |
"2. He's capable of being humiliated."Estee, the hair should have been your first clue that this wasn't possible.
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RangeRover 262 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Network TV Show Guest Star"
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12-08-04, 06:46 PM (EST)
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27. "RE: How many ways can Hellboy 'off' himself?" |
And let's not forget - never cut his own toenails until Rebecca MADE him.
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iwannabearealitystar 592 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Reality Show Commentator"
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12-09-04, 01:46 AM (EST)
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28. "RE: How many ways can Hellboy 'off' himself?" |
When Adam proposes to Rebecca during their post race interiew (of course mom picks out the ring) she refuses and he promptly hurls himself out the Early Show window. Live TV at its finest!
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