1. Johnathon insisted on an English speaking taxi driver then displayed his proficiency in French by saying “Beep Beep” instead of “Vite Vite”. What other languages or phases does this multi-linguist know? I don't care, I really don't want to devote any time to this jerk.
2. Several of the teams took bad advice in Stockholm and did not go to the Town Tower until 10:00. What were they doing all that time?
They went back to the Ice Bar and did some shots. Why else would they have been so stupid?
3. Hellboy apparently doesn’t clip his own toenails (ugh). What else does his Mommy do for him?
Change his diapers and breastfeed him!
4. DAW’s often get asked to pose for magazines after the show is finished. After seeing Gus’s awesome bod, which magazine will want him?
He will appear on the cover of Men's Fitness, then he will be Mr. July on the "Hot Bods of the CIA" calendar.
5. Kendra says that Freddy is beer and dirt to her champagne and flowers. How could some of the other contestants be described?
Don/Mary Jean - Ensure & prunes
Gus/Hera - Beefeater & sunlight
Jonathan/Victoria - Kamikaze & Botox
Adam/Rebecca - Whine & geeze! (Wine & cheese?)
6. Victoria says that Johnathon would make a good father. What famous father would you compare him to and how would he fare?
Ummmm... not Bill Cosby or Ward Cleaver, that's for sure!
7. Hellboy has been threatening again. First the railway tracks, then jumping off the ferry. What’s next?
Next, he'll threaten to jump out of the plane. This time Rebecca will take him up on his offer.
8. What did Kendra think about Lac Rose?
She thought it would be like a rose scented bubble bath.
9. Don seemed to be struggling in this episode…puking and crying…what was up with Don?
He was pregnant and his hormones were raging.
10. If you were a fish, what would you be thinking if your looking up from the water at pukey Don or big fat Gus?
Gus- whoa, the big dude is gonna share with me?
Don- he's wrinkly, must've been on land too long!
Mon Dieu, Mon Cherie... c'est magnifique!!!