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"She's a MIDGET, not a little person!"
shakes the clown 3366 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Car Show Celebrity"
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07-12-04, 08:31 PM (EST)
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"She's a MIDGET, not a little person!" |
I for one refuse to let the uptight, censor happy, quaker wannabe losers of America RUIN yet another great term! Midgets are some of the coolest looking animals that you can find running wild amongst normal people and no way in he!! does such a cool species of thing deserve to have their cool name sterilized into something so stupid as "little people" just so Americans can sleep better at night with their guilt.
I love midgets, I always have, and I always wanted one to call my own. So since stupid state laws prohibit me from owning a midget the least I can do is serve the midget loving community by protecting the one thing that NOBODY can take away from us, the right to call a midget a midget!
So, good people of SB.com, I am here to tell you that i will make it my duty, life goal, mission statement to protect your god given right to use the word "midget" on this message board and in your daily lives. Don't be even slightly intimidated if someone tries to tell you that it is offensive to use the word midget cause I will be right on their heels ready to defend you and put those losers in their rightful place.
Midget lovers rest easy, you have a friend and protector in Shakes the Clown.
Don't thank me, your continued use of the word "MIDGET" is thanks enough.
And yes, I am aware that I am a true American hero.
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foonermints |
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clemsonbeav |
07-13-04 |
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seahorse |
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Bucky Katt |
07-13-04 |
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Actually isn't she technically a dw... |
Denalio |
07-13-04 |
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skeletal dysplasias |
dabo |
07-13-04 |
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Ontario TAR Fan |
07-13-04 |
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dwarf tossing? |
moonbaby |
07-13-04 |
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PepeLePew13 |
07-13-04 |
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zombiebaby |
07-14-04 |
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RE: She's a MIDGET, not a little pe... |
AugustGirl |
07-13-04 |
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greenmonstah |
07-13-04 |
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nailbone |
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mikey |
07-13-04 |
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nailbone |
07-13-04 |
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Hey, Mikey |
Coconut |
07-14-04 |
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She's a DWARF, not a MIDGET! |
rasslinmomma |
07-14-04 |
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hey rasslinmomma.... |
shakes the clown |
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Schnookie Palookie |
07-14-04 |
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Charla's got pretty eyes |
Goober |
07-14-04 |
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GlassJax |
07-14-04 |
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BTW |
GlassJax |
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PepeLePew13 |
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cqvenus |
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PepeLePew13 |
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rasslinmomma |
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hey shnookie... |
shakes the clown |
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greenmonstah |
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GlassJax |
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PepeLePew13 |
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Woo hoo!!! |
rasslinmomma |
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PepeLePew13 |
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ginger |
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true |
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ginger |
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bondt007 |
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07-15-04 |
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foonermints 14531 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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07-12-04, 09:37 PM (EST)
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1. "RE: She's a MIDGET, not a little person!" |
After all, midgets gave us Munchkins and Master Blaster.
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clemsonbeav 4208 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Jerry Springer Show Guest"
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07-13-04, 00:01 AM (EST)
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think America is WAAY too politically correct. Just say "midget!"Take Chileans for an example. If you're fat? They'll tell you. If your Spanish sucks? They'll tell you. Blog President of the GAWKUR Alliance Yeah, I got concerned when I cut my hair in Chile. The first words out of my family's mouth when I got home: "Oh, you cut your hair." (In Spanish, of course.)
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seahorse 14337 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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07-13-04, 00:35 AM (EST)
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3. "RE: She's a MIDGET, not a little person!" |
You are right Shakes. Too many in this country are always trying to make sure that no one is ever offended by any of the terms we use in our language, especially terms that have been around for many years. ŠSlice & Dice Chop Shop 2004
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Bucky Katt 3146 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Car Show Celebrity"
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07-13-04, 02:40 AM (EST)
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4. "RE: She's a MIDGET, not a little person!" |
The midget spinning clown head has spoken. So it shall be. "How 'bout a birdy? I got a little birdy right here."
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Denalio 904 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Fitness Correspondent"
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07-13-04, 03:45 AM (EST)
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5. "Actually isn't she technically a dwarf?" |
Achondroplasia or something like that? Which is technically a form of dwarfism?Not to dispute the scary spinning clown head, but I was just wondering. -denalio
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dabo 26942 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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07-13-04, 04:09 AM (EST)
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6. "skeletal dysplasias" |
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Ontario TAR Fan 133 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Blistex Spokesperson"
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07-13-04, 08:35 AM (EST)
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9. "RE: Actually isn't she technically a dwarf?" |
In the olden days they used to have dwarf tossing contests. Now that would make for a good roadblock!
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moonbaby 17120 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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07-13-04, 02:46 PM (EST)
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11. "dwarf tossing?" |
Don't give the bowling moms any ideas.
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zombiebaby 7356 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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07-14-04, 04:59 PM (EST)
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28. "RE: Actually isn't she technically a dwarf?" |
No only in the olden days, they still do it now. Usually at bars. There is a dwarf that earns a living doing this. Draws huge crowds. I think it is the dwarf from Howard Stern,Beatlejuice(spelled wrong- I think like the constellation). One more of J Slice's Awesome Creations! The fellowship of the banana has begun...
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AugustGirl 11534 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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07-13-04, 07:40 AM (EST)
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7. "RE: She's a MIDGET, not a little person!" |
I'm sure the midgets of America are celebrating. -- The part about state law prohibiting Shakes from owning a midget.
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greenmonstah 10761 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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07-13-04, 08:02 AM (EST)
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8. "RE: She's a MIDGET, not a little person!" |
Now we just need a state law prohibiting him from owning cats. A 2004 Augie Original: Action figure sold separately Are circus clowns more motivated by boredom than by an honest desire to communicate? It is a joke, right? They think we are the fools?
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mikey 1150 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Politically Incorrect Guest"
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07-13-04, 10:06 AM (EST)
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10. "RE: She's a MIDGET, not a little person!" |
Wholeheartedly agree. If Shakes wasn't offended when everyone kept referring to that one team as "clowns" last season, no one should be offended by calling a midget a midget. Love the Midget, and Love Gidget!Looking forward to the fall when they have an all - midget TAR! (but don't worry, they will include Christian midgets, gay midgets, long-distance dating midgets, alpha male midgets who will actually win the thing, wrestling midgets, tossable midgets and extras from the Wizard of Oz to show the full diversity that is midgetdom. -- "What good is a dwarf if he doesn't do chores." Henry Fonda - On Golden Pond.
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rasslinmomma 938 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Fitness Correspondent"
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07-14-04, 07:31 AM (EST)
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15. "She's a DWARF, not a MIDGET!" |
Dwarf = normal sized torso, shortened extremities.Midget = Height less than 4ft 10in with extremities in proportion to the torso just sayin'
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shakes the clown 3366 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Car Show Celebrity"
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07-14-04, 01:19 PM (EST)
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16. "hey rasslinmomma...." |
...shut up.Besides, everyone knows that dwarfs carry axes. Do you see the TAR midget carrying an axe? Didn't think so...so once again, shut up.
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Schnookie Palookie 16822 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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07-14-04, 01:30 PM (EST)
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17. "RE: hey rasslinmomma...." |
SB Guidelines: "As entertainment critic Roger Ebert once said, "If you disagree with something I write, tell me so, argue with me, correct me--but don't tell me to shut up. That's not the American way."Guess they don't apply to you huh Shakes?
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Goober 209 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Network TV Show Guest Star"
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07-14-04, 02:06 PM (EST)
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18. "Charla's got pretty eyes" |
Like the Olsen twins. Can totally envision Shakes and her hooking up...
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cqvenus 9765 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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07-14-04, 03:21 PM (EST)
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24. "RE: hey rasslinmomma...." |
perhaps this should be directly noted in the guidelines, then. ~ cq Monsty is lying, she is going to a truck driver's convention. She told me. She used the language to prove it. -- knockers
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rasslinmomma 938 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Fitness Correspondent"
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07-14-04, 03:37 PM (EST)
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26. "RE: hey rasslinmomma...." |
I "lurked" long before my first post, so I was familiar with Shakes and eloquent ways. I knew long before I began posting that I couldn't possibly compete in a battle of wits with arguments such as "shut up.......so just shut up." Unfortunately, not all newbies have lurked long enough to understand Shakes' "special circumstances." Some may be offended, and some may leave our community. Others my think this is the norm and end up booted due to behavior they learned from him. I do enjoy the humor in the majority of Shakes' posts. He adds flava to the discussion. But he's not the only one. I can name many peeps here whose posts are respectful of others while also being entertaining and insightful. I know his "bad" behavior is tolerated, winked at, and otherwise ignored. I'm not sure why.
Slice & Dice Chop Shop 2004
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shakes the clown 3366 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Car Show Celebrity"
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07-14-04, 11:28 PM (EST)
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33. "hey shnookie..." |
>SB Guidelines: >"As entertainment critic Roger Ebert once >said, "If you disagree with >something I write, tell me >so, argue with me, correct >me--but don't tell me to >shut up. That's not the >American way." > >Guess they don't apply to you >huh Shakes? ...you've got over 13,000 redundant useless posts and you're just NOW figuring that out. Geez, remind me to keep you away from the long division.
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greenmonstah 10761 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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07-15-04, 08:27 AM (EST)
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35. "RE: hey shnookie..." |
Hey it's the arithmetic clown -- he adds trouble, subtracts pleasure, divides attention, and multiplys ignorance. A 2004 Augie Original: Action figure sold separately
And the funny, ha ha part of all this? You find what I just wrote to be a compliment.
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rasslinmomma 938 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Fitness Correspondent"
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07-14-04, 02:55 PM (EST)
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22. "Woo hoo!!!" |
It took me less than 200 posts to get flamed by the spinning head!! ...and I love cats too, O Shaky One
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ginger 22512 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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07-14-04, 06:03 PM (EST)
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31. "RE: Woo hoo!!!" |
Well, Shakes ain't exactly Shaq himself.
Although I'm sure he makes every inch count . The order of Banana delivery should be organized by location to save on shipping costs.
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bondt007 3413 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Car Show Celebrity"
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07-14-04, 05:24 PM (EST)
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29. "RE: She's a MIDGET, not a little person!" |
...did you all see the preview vid caps of Ep. #3, where she is eating all of that chocolate? Now, do you remember the 2nd Austen Powers, when mini-me was stuffing his face with chocolate? ...sorry, I thought I had a point...
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dabo 26942 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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07-15-04, 00:36 AM (EST)
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34. "RE: She's a MIDGET, not a little person!" |
at least she's not a troll
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mikey 1150 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Politically Incorrect Guest"
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07-15-04, 08:49 AM (EST)
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36. "RE: She's a MIDGET, not a little person!" |
The Drew Carey Show once had a character called "Mini Mimi"
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