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"Amazing Race 16 - Quotes"
This season seems to have a larger number of terrific quotes than usual, so I thought I'd bring back an old favourite from several seasons ago where we collected all of the great quotes into one thread. We stopped doing this around TAR 7 or so.

I'm paraphrasing some of these quotes so I might have gotten some details wrong or credited the wrong person, so please feel free to correct me along the way.

Post your own favourite quotes from prior episodes or any good ones that come up for the rest of the season!



Best (& worst) lines from this season’s Amazing Race

Caite: "I'm going to shove it right into my throat."

Jeff/Jordan: "Keep going {around the roundabout}, and maybe we'll find the street we're supposed to go on."

Brent/Caite: “Do they mean ‘south’, the direction or ‘south’, go in that direction?”

Jordan: “JEFF! MY HELMET WON’T FIT!”

Dan/Jordan: "Stop! They're shooting at us, and I don't understand why. We are innocent!"

Carol/Brandy: “This is not what we signed up for!”

Jeff: (to Jordan) "Put your boobs on the ground and drag them over here."

Jet: (said in the Red Light district of Hamburg) “Cord, we’re no longer in the Bible Belt!”

??: “Pretend it’s my face” – said during the fake-horse polo roadblock.

Jeff: “We’re stupid and we definitely shouldn’t reproduce.”

Jordan: (eyeing Phil's blank face) “You scare me.”
Phil: “You scare me, too.”

Jeff: “It’s weird, the dogs speak Spanish. They don’t speak English!”

Brent: (referring to Jeff and Jordan) “They seem smart.”

Jordan: “San Jose. H-O-S-E.”

Jet/Cord: (referring to Brazilian reals) “It’s the closest thing they had to Chilean money.”



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 RE: Amazing Race 16 - Quotes olathejoe 03-15-10 1
 RE: Amazing Race 16 - Quotes jbug 03-15-10 2
 RE: Amazing Race 16 - Quotes MaryKat 03-15-10 3
 RE: Amazing Race 16 - Quotes MissMyth 03-15-10 4
   RE: Amazing Race 16 - Quotes Earl Colby Pottinger 03-16-10 7
 RE: Amazing Race 16 - Quotes kidflash212 03-15-10 5
 What this season really need... Max Headroom 03-16-10 6
   BRANDYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!... Colonel Zoidberg 03-23-10 8
       RE: BRANDYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!... Max Headroom 03-24-10 9
 RE: Amazing Race 16 - Quotes Starshine 03-24-10 10
   RE: Amazing Race 16 - Quotes Goofman 03-28-10 11
       RE: Amazing Race 16 - Quotes PepeLePew13 03-28-10 12
           RE: Amazing Race 16 - Quotes olathejoe 03-29-10 13
               RE: Amazing Race 16 - Quotes Bursar 03-29-10 14
 RE: Amazing Race 16 - Quotes MissMyth 03-29-10 15
   RE: Amazing Race 16 - Quotes kidflash212 03-29-10 16
       RE: Amazing Race 16 - Quotes Estee 03-29-10 17
 So many missed opportunities... Colonel Zoidberg 03-30-10 18
   RE: So many missed opportunities... Estee 03-30-10 19
 Episode 9 Seana 04-12-10 20
   RE: Episode 9 jbug 04-13-10 21
   RE: Episode 9 featherfish81 04-13-10 22
 Episode 10 Seana 04-26-10 23
   RE: Episode 10 Starshine 04-26-10 24
       RE: Episode 10 PepeLePew13 04-26-10 25
       RE: Episode 10 Colonel Zoidberg 04-27-10 26
           RE: Episode 10 Goofman 05-02-10 27
 RE: Amazing Race 16 - Quotes PepeLePew13 05-09-10 28
   RE: Amazing Race 16 - Quotes featherfish81 05-09-10 29

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1. "RE: Amazing Race 16 - Quotes"
Carol or Brandy, don't care which is which: "I didn't want to trigger my gag reflex."

Jet: Dang Cort, we even get to wear cleats! (I think if these guys actually get laid on the race, their bucket lists will be complete)

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2. "RE: Amazing Race 16 - Quotes"
Dan or Jordan (not BB Jordon): while crawling under barbed wire spoke to one of the "extras"
"how you doing?"

or something like that; it was funny at the time -



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3. "RE: Amazing Race 16 - Quotes"
Brent went to the bottom of my lvoe list when he said something about those"flying things" And then, He cemented his position at the bottom when he said,"Do they mean ‘south’, the direction or ‘south’, go in that direction?”

I think female Jordan is maybe putting on an act, but I'm afraid he is really that dumb.

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4. "RE: Amazing Race 16 - Quotes"
Oh, I'm so glad you started this. Caite's "shoving it into my throat" comment had me spewing Coca-Cola.

I think "pretend it's my face" was Carol, since she'd pissed off Brandy so much.

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7. "RE: Amazing Race 16 - Quotes"
Please note a couple of TARs ago the girl could not break the board no matter how many times she tried. Her partner who had been getting on her nerves all the time.

Then he said those fateful words, "pretend it's my face" - BLAM she broke the board (and her hand!), those words have power.

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5. "RE: Amazing Race 16 - Quotes"
Heidi's "We were glad to work with Steve & Allie because they come from a good family like us" bothered me. Who did she think came from a bad family and why?



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6. "What this season really needs is..."
LLLLLLeeennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!

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8. "BRANDYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Episode 1. Or were you rendered temporarily deaf from it too?
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9. "RE: BRANDYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
My ears were still ringing when I made my last post.
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10. "RE: Amazing Race 16 - Quotes"
EP6

I seem to remember Jeff saying something like "We should be an advert on why you should stay in school"

Which tickled me


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11. "RE: Amazing Race 16 - Quotes"
not sure who said this "look at those flying things"

Kevin TAR1 "Swing You FAT BASTARD SWING"

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12. "RE: Amazing Race 16 - Quotes"
See post #3 above for the answer.
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13. "RE: Amazing Race 16 - Quotes"
I think there were a couple of good ones last night.

the gayer brother (in his girlie singy voice): "WE'RE BEING FOLLOWED BY A RAINBOW!"

And the blond girlfriend: you must have thrown one over the cart.
the other girlfriend: are you blaming me?
blond GF: no, I'm not blaming anyone, I'm just saying you must have thrown one over the cart.

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14. "RE: Amazing Race 16 - Quotes"
Aaron Sorkin couldn't write dialog like this!

>And the blond girlfriend: you must
>have thrown one over the
>cart.
>the other girlfriend: are you blaming
>me?
>blond GF: no, I'm not blaming
>anyone, I'm just saying you
>must have thrown one over
>the cart.


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15. "RE: Amazing Race 16 - Quotes"
Brent: It’s anonymous.

Mike: Unanimous.

Brent: Unanimous.

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16. "RE: Amazing Race 16 - Quotes"
But he did good in school.

Does anyone else think it was obedience school?


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Anybody who did "good" in school would say I did well in school.

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17. "RE: Amazing Race 16 - Quotes"
*considers Brent's ability to obey clue instructions*

No.

But he is a dog.

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18. "So many missed opportunities..."
I did recall Louie and Michael's self-referential "fat bastards" comments...

Also, was it just me, or was Brent and Caite's ox actually broken?

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19. "RE: So many missed opportunities..."
If it was, they're the ones who broke it. Caite kept trying to use the reins as whips -- enthusiastically. Because those you see as lesser creatures don't do anything for you unless they're hurt first.

I almost threw a 'Ladies and gentlemen, Miss South Carolina!' in there.

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20. "Episode 9"
A couple good ones from Jordan this week:

Just as the brothers are about to crawl around on top of a huge ferris wheel:
"Maybe now is a good time to tell you I've discovered I have an intense fear of heights."

When explaining why they will not use the U-Turn:
"We aren't going to throw elbows. You see what throwing elbows got Joe."


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21. "RE: Episode 9"
What was it one of the cops said when leaving the drums?
"We're off like a prom dress"

I got the feeling he had been saving that one up.

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22. "RE: Episode 9"
I also liked when Dan and Jordan won the motorcycles - something like "There's no way we'll ever use those - our mother will kill us."
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23. "Episode 10"
Brent gave us the title quote for this leg: "I feel like I'm in, like, Sicily."
Oh, it's Sicily with all the boats and canals in Italy. Silly me thinking it was Venice.

More ignorance regarding the Venice Sicily of China:

Jet: It was neat. Kinda tranquil.
Cord: Tranquil? What is that?
Jet: Like, peaceful.
Cord: Oh, like 'tranquility'... Wow. *whistles* *raises eyebrows*


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24. "RE: Episode 10"
Jet or Cord talking about He Pingping

So, apparently, smoking will stunt your growth

I LOL'd

Sunning with the Cap'n

Just another Sleeperbloke

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25. "RE: Episode 10"
I kept being transfixed on how enormously long that cigarette seemed on Pingping's fingers... it literally seemed like it was about 10-12 inches long.
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26. "RE: Episode 10"
Also...

Catie asaid something to the effect: "I should have dome this task. I love football."

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We have to check it a 3rd time before we check a 2nd time. Dan or Jordan
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28. "RE: Amazing Race 16 - Quotes"
Brent: (in Shanghai) "They don't even understand their own language."
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29. "RE: Amazing Race 16 - Quotes"
Yeah, I'm sure their pronunciation wasn't a problem at all.
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