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Seana 5044 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 03-23-09, 03:37 PM (EST) "Hawkeye 5: TAR14.6" LAST EDITED ON 03-24-09 AT 09:29 AM (EST) Because I can't think of 10 snarky questions to answer snarkily, here are 5. 1. What was up with the Native Greeter and his nose-flutes? 2. In confessional, Cara told us about Jaime's "aggressivity". Make up some words to describe other Racers. 3. At the Roadblock, one team member had to feed and water a small herd of camels using "traditional tools". Most Racers used the pail for the hay as well as the water. Kisha stuffed hay down her shirt. After the Roadblock, Jaime had hay in her "boobies", and told us that she had used them to carry the feed to the camels. What other items/body parts qualify as "tradtional tools" in India? PG-13, please. 4. Speaking of the Roadblock, why did that camel kick that poor camel herder so hard? 5. Why did Jaime and Cara's cabbie hide from them after the Detour? Edit for homonym issues.   Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

Subject     Author     Message Date     ID    RE: Hawkeye 5: TAR14.6 kidflash212 03-23-09 1  RE: Hawkeye 5: TAR14.6 Ontheroadagain 03-23-09 2  RE: Hawkeye 5: TAR14.6 Molaholic 03-23-09 3  RE: Hawkeye 5: TAR14.6 Max Headroom 03-24-09 4  RE: Hawkeye 5: TAR14.6 suzzee 03-24-09 5

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kidflash212 3854 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Thong Contest Judge" 03-23-09, 03:53 PM (EST) 1. "RE: Hawkeye 5: TAR14.6" 1. What was up with the Native Greeter and his nose-flutes? I know we should celebrate diversity and I may be accused of 'ugly amercianism' but when I first saw him my first thought was - Ewwwwww, that's gross. 2. In confessional, Cara told us about Jaime's "aggressivity". Make up some words to describe other Racers. I'm sure I could come up with a few for Victor but would prefer not to get banned from this site. 3. At the Roadblock, one team member had to feed and water a small herd of camels using "traditional tools". Most Racers used the pail for the hay as well as the water. Kisha stuffed hay down her shirt. After the Roadblock, Jaime had hay in her "boobies", and told us that she had used them to carry the feed to the camels. What other items/body parts qualify as "traditional tools" in India? PG-13, please. Noses, obviously 4. Speaking of the Roadblock, why did that camel kick that poor camel hearder so hard? He beat him in the NCAA pool. 5. Why did Jaime and Cara's cabbie hide from them after the Detour? Victor bribed him.   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

Ontheroadagain 923 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Fitness Correspondent" 03-23-09, 04:49 PM (EST) 2. "RE: Hawkeye 5: TAR14.6" 1. What was up with the Native Greeter and his nose-flutes? He's a fan of snot music. 2. In confessional, Cara told us about Jaime's "aggressivity". Make up some words to describe other Racers. Victor -- Whiniwuss Tammy -- Tripovernothing 3. At the Roadblock, one team member had to feed and water a small herd of camels using "traditional tools". Most Racers used the pail for the hay as well as the water. Kisha stuffed hay down her shirt. After the Roadblock, Jaime had hay in her "boobies", and told us that she had used them to carry the feed to the camels. What other items/body parts qualify as "tradtional tools" in India? PG-13, please. Remove belly-button lint, insert hay. 4. Speaking of the Roadblock, why did that camel kick that poor camel hearder so hard? That's part of India's economic stimulus plan. 5. Why did Jaime and Cara's cabbie hide from them after the Detour? You'd hide too, if you had to listen to those two for more than 5 minutes.   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

Molaholic 8451 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 03-23-09, 11:40 PM (EST) 3. "RE: Hawkeye 5: TAR14.6" 1. What was up with the Native Greeter and his nose-flutes? Don't forget, there's at least one other orifice that might be used. 2. In confessional, Cara told us about Jaime's "aggressivity". Make up some words to describe other Racers. Mel - grunty-old-man-ness 3. At the Roadblock, one team member had to feed and water a small herd of camels using "traditional tools". Most Racers used the pail for the hay as well as the water. Kisha stuffed hay down her shirt. After the Roadblock, Jaime had hay in her "boobies", and told us that she had used them to carry the feed to the camels. What other items/body parts qualify as "traditional tools" in India? PG-13, please. Sorry, I've got nuthin (see PG-13 exclusion above) 4. Speaking of the Roadblock, why did that camel kick that poor camel herder so hard? The camel didn't want to hear that Spoiler. 5. Why did Jaime and Cara's cabbie hide from them after the Detour? He wasn't actually hiding. Jaime & Cara just forgot what he looked like. Tribe’s 5K gift. 3/17/2009.   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

Max Headroom 10028 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 03-24-09, 07:49 AM (EST) 4. "RE: Hawkeye 5: TAR14.6" 1. What was up with the Native Greeter and his nose-flutes? Give the man some credit-- at least he was standing next to Phil when the teams arrived, instead of watering the grass. 2. In confessional, Cara told us about Jaime's "aggressivity". Make up some words to describe other Racers. Mark and Michael: the Wrongways Luke: Whine-o-mite! Jaime: Weaselific 3. At the Roadblock, one team member had to feed and water a small herd of camels using "traditional tools". Most Racers used the pail for the hay as well as the water. Kisha stuffed hay down her shirt. After the Roadblock, Jaime had hay in her "boobies", and told us that she had used them to carry the feed to the camels. What other items/body parts qualify as "traditional tools" in India? PG-13, please. Phil's Golf Equipment?? 4. Speaking of the Roadblock, why did that camel kick that poor camel herder so hard? It thought the herder was Lorena, coming to do some milking. 5. Why did Jaime and Cara's cabbie hide from them after the Detour? He was off taking a crash course in English, hoping to avoid being yelled at for the duration of Jaime's time in Jaipur.   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

suzzee 4956 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Stuff Magazine Centerfold" 03-24-09, 09:50 AM (EST) 5. "RE: Hawkeye 5: TAR14.6" These are so fun, posting before enjoying everyone's responses: 1. What was up with the Native Greeter and his nose-flutes? That way you can accompany yourself when singing 2. In confessional, Cara told us about Jaime's "aggressivity". Make up some words to describe other Racers. Victor: fullacrapicity 3. At the Roadblock, one team member had to feed and water a small herd of camels using "traditional tools". Most Racers used the pail for the hay as well as the water. Kisha stuffed hay down her shirt. After the Roadblock, Jaime had hay in her "boobies", and told us that she had used them to carry the feed to the camels. What other items/body parts qualify as "tradtional tools" in India? PG-13, please. noses 4. Speaking of the Roadblock, why did that camel kick that poor camel herder so hard? That guy told him a bad camel joke 5. Why did Jaime and Cara's cabbie hide from them after the Detour? Victor told him to. Fear and Loathing Tribe style 2008   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

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