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"Be the Amazing Racer 13 Premiere"
Seana 5044 desperate attention whore postings
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LAST EDITED ON 09-30-08 AT 04:43 PM (EST)LAST EDITED ON 09-29-08 AT 08:11 PM (EST) LAST EDITED ON 09-29-08 AT 09:51 AM (EST) Welcome to Forte São Marcelo! Hey Native Greeter, could you juggle some melons? Thanks. Racers, I shouldn't have to keep telling people this, but here it is again: Brazillians speak Portuguese. I realise that this is the only Portuguese-speaking country in a continent full of Spanish-speaking countries, but for crying out loud! Do you watch this show? Have you learned nothing in 12 previous seasons? Also, you may have noticed at the church that we are still employing The Travelling Cluebox, which will hide periodically in plain view. So keep a sharp eye out. Nick and Starr! You're the first team to arrive. You win a trip for two from foonergnome. Or possibly Travelocity, who is our sponsor, in case you were somehow unaware of that. Hey! Did you know that Terence and Sarah hate you because you didn't listen to them about that cab? Well, now you do. Ken and Tina: Now, did Ken cheat on Tina? I'm sure that was mentioned briefly, though not repeatedly. Over and over. Tina appears to be getting you back by nagging, Ken. Terence and Sarah: Terence, I thought you were a runner. I find it hilarious that you asked Sarah to slow down because she kept lapping you. Maybe you're just not a very good runner? Also? Way to whine, pal. Can't wait to see you at a food challenge. Kelly and Christie: So we labelled you guys "Divorcees". It was more fun than "Friends" or even "Best Friends". Hope that's OK with you. Toni and Dallas, Starr is a brazen hussy. Be very careful. Andrew and Dan, not too impressive a start, but at least you weren't last. Aja and Ty: this is karma getting you back for using the carpool lane in LA. For shame. Anthony and Stephanie, I get the feeling that Stephanie is focussed more on marriage than Racing. I could be wrong... Marisa and Brooke, perhaps as the Race progresses, you'll have the opportunity to use your looks to your advantage or whatever. Anita and Arthur, you're the last team to arrive. I'm sorry to tell you you been eliminated from the Race. I guess that means Viper will have to tag along with someone else now. Well, that's OK, you can go back to your calm bees after a lovely long stay in Sequesterville. Enjoy those margaritas!
~ Phil
The host with the most golf equipment.
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We have had a subsititution of siggie makers. Please put your hands together and show some lvoe for agman! He's been working hard to provide sigs for our little game here. I, for one, am extremely grateful. Thank-you agman! In other administrative news, please keep the game in the game thread. Bebo is watching and she will virtually kick your virtual butt if you wander around the other threads and/or forums posting as your character.Characters are still available! Terence, Anthony & Stephanie, Aja & Ty, Bill, Andrew & Dan, Dallas, Nick and Christie are up for grabs. Come play! Don't want to make a commitment? Post as Indio or a drummer or Terence's hairdo! How about the cabbie who stared stupidly at the camera? shilifell and Haunted One! Please feel free to choose another character since Anita and Arthur are gone.And finally, please post using your character's name and a suggestion for a tag line, if you have one. (See my "~Phil", above.) Agman will be along shortly. I will post a sig tutorial as a reply to this post. ETF spelling. Thanks, df!
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09-29-08, 10:43 AM (EST)
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LAST EDITED ON 09-29-08 AT 11:00 AM (EST)Dallas!? Dallas!? Where are you, Dear? We're in this race to spend some much needed time together since you left me and all. Who's that you're talking to? Be careful, Dear, you might catch something. - Toni (Possible siggie quote: "Here's a sweater, Dear & get away from that hussy!") Something like that. If it's too long, please feel free to edit. Thanks agman!
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09-29-08, 01:00 PM (EST)
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Woo hoo! What a rush this race is! Is anybody gonna catch up to us? Well, maybe Mom & Dad, if we let 'em. Watch out, world, here we come.*smiles at Dallas* ~Starr Suggested siggie tagline: "He's my brother, not my boyfriend!"
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agman 11158 desperate attention whore postings
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09-29-08, 03:18 PM (EST)
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  Almost all the rest have been made, but I haven't had a chance to put the taglines on them. I also have to delete two of them because Arthur and Partner were eliminated so I have to make new ones.
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09-29-08, 04:51 PM (EST)
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Oh, I'm going to have the best time on this race because I'm such an easy going guy! WHERE'S THE F'N CAB?!! I'm in love with Sarah, I tell her all the time YOU KNOW I LOVE YOU SARAH, BUT STOP SAYING THINGS I DON'T UNDERSTAND!! I'm a running coach so I'm in really fit SARAH, SLOW DOWN, YOU'RE LAPPING ME!!! I'll have no trouble communicating with foreigners because I love talking to people SARAH, STOP YOUR YAPPING AND CLIMB! DON'T TALK TO THEM, TALK TO ME!!! I NEED YOU WITH MEEEEE!!!! YOU'RE MINE, ALL MIIIIINNNEEE!!
Soon, Sarah, you will be under my spell....
Terence muhahahaha
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finallytyping 400 desperate attention whore postings
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09-29-08, 10:20 PM (EST)
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21. "RE: Be the Amazing Racer 13 Premiere" |
Seana, you know I love you but DON'T GO TALKING TO SCUBA STEVE! HE'S ON
THE OTHER TEAM!!!Just kidding!  I swear I searched to make sure nobody had Terence already. I didn't mean to
swoop in. I'm happy enough to sit out and read... that is more to my personality OH REAAALLLY?!
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Seana 5044 desperate attention whore postings
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09-30-08, 01:05 AM (EST)
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23. "RE: Be the Amazing Racer 13 Premiere" |
Don't sit out! That would never do. How about Stephanie? If they last, she could be nearly as annoying as Terence. 
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09-30-08, 01:46 AM (EST)
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24. "RE: Be the Amazing Racer 13 Premiere" |
Hmmmm, I could try. So, hows about:Anthony, we'd better win this race! Don't you go taking a detour around my
biological clock! In this race, there ain't no speed bumps, but baby bumps,
ya hear me? I'd better find you on your knees at the finishers mat or else
I think Phil's golf equipment might just get the job done through osmosis!
You'd better just fast forward me to that altar buster or I might just run off
with the native greeter! I might not speak his language, but there is no doubt
he knows how to welcome me in, if you know what I mean!
~Stephanie, bridezilla/momzilla in training
(I haven't mixed up my racers, have I?)
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indy42 135 desperate attention whore postings
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09-29-08, 09:19 PM (EST)
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19. "RE: Be the Amazing Racer 13 Premiere" |
Hey, Can I be Dan? Is he still up for grabs?
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Seana 5044 desperate attention whore postings
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09-29-08, 09:35 PM (EST)
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20. "RE: Be the Amazing Racer 13 Premiere" |
Sure thing! Please post as Dan whenever you like.
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09-30-08, 04:32 PM (EST)
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34. "RE: Be the Amazing Racer 13 Premiere" |
And just where have you been?! I've been here by myself for a while! We're supposed to be spending time together on this race and you're off somewhere doing God knows what with God knows who (*eyes the hussy*). It's not the same since you've moved away... now come over here and give Momma a kiss and please put a shirt on (*eyes the hussy*).
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10-01-08, 01:42 PM (EST)
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LAST EDITED ON 10-01-08 AT 01:49 PM (EST)Thank's Agman. And yes Tina, I am sorry. Say, did you see those blondes in the pink outfits. Nice! Oh, sorry dear. 
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54. "RE: Be the Amazing Racer 13 Premiere" |
Agman, would you make me a sig pic too? I'm playing as Christy. According to her CBS bio she was a college cheerleader and she said she thought her team was "magnetic, energetic, and kind-hearted". So I thought maybe something like - Magnetic - Energetic - Gooooo Team! But if you have a better idea, go with it.
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