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"Hawkeye 10.5"

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Cygnus X1 7505 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"	12-03-07, 00:17 AM (EST)
"Hawkeye 10.5"
Okay, so we missed the first four . . . so what? Here’s a Hawkeye 10 snarky question list, with snarky answers ~~demanded~~ ~~required~~ requested! 1. If Ronald’s hernia could race by itself with Christina, how would it fare and what would it say? 2. Summarize what you know about Christina from this Race so far. 3. Who or what do Kynt and Vyxsin look like without makeup? 4. What is the true etymology of the names Azaria and Hendekea? (Sorry, “Hank” is not an acceptable answer.) 5. Translate what those costumed Lithuanians at the Midsummer Festival were saying to distract the Racers who were counting along the fence. 6. How do Jennifer and Nathan explain to their friends and families their constant bickering throughout this Race? 7. If you were that Air France ticket agent in Ouagadougou, what would you have done when confronted by this group of DAWs wanting tickets to Vilnius? 8. Why did Nicolas have such a hard time making the deliveries in Vilnius? 9. How the heck has Donald lasted this long in the Race? 10. What will it take for TK to agree to marry Rachel? You've been warned, so don't complain.
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RE: Hawkeye 10.5 Molaholic 12-03-07 1

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12-03-07, 08:59 PM (EST)

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1. If Ronald’s hernia could race by itself with Christina, how would it fare and what would it say?
Jimmy (aka Ronald's hernia) would be one of the bestest racers in TAR history. He's obviously somebody who gets along well with others, can work Roadblocks quickly, and, incedibly, is polylingual.
2. Summarize what you know about Christina from this Race so far.
She's really good at dealing with gnomes.
3. Who or what do Kynt and Vyxsin look like without makeup?
Either
or -- there are conflicting reports.
4. What is the true etymology of the names Azaria and Hendekea? (Sorry, “Hank” is not an acceptable answer.)
Mom had this cat (named Fluffernutter) and Fluffernutter loved to walk around Mom's desk. Well, one day, the computer was left on... the rest is history.
5. Translate what those costumed Lithuanians at the Midsummer Festival were saying to distract the Racers who were counting along the fence.
"We represent, the Lolly Pop Guild..."
6. How do Jennifer and Nathan explain to their friends and families their constant bickering throughout this Race?
Sorry, this assumes the fact that Jennithan actualy do have friends -- or families that acknowledge their relationship.
7. If you were that Air France ticket agent in Ouagadougou, what would you have done when confronted by this group of DAWs wanting tickets to Vilnius?
Sold them tickets to Vilnius, Equador.
8. Why did Nicolas have such a hard time making the deliveries in Vilnius?
Thinking he was in Equador, he kept asking for help in Spanish.
9. How the heck has Donald lasted this long in the Race?
His AARP Card --- don't leave home without it.
10. What will it take for TK to agree to marry Rachel?
$500,000

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Peetah 334 desperate attention whore postings
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12-06-07, 00:43 AM (EST)

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LAST EDITED ON 12-06-07 AT 00:47 AM (EST)
1. If Ronald’s hernia could race by itself with Christina, how would it fare and what would it say?
The same, but it would criticize Christina for causing a Ron.
2. Summarize what you know about Christina from this Race so far.
She is a candidate for the Nobel Peace Prize.
3. Who or what do Kynt and Vyxsin look like without makeup?
David and Mary.
4. What is the true etymology of the names Azaria and Hendekea? (Sorry, “Hank” is not an acceptable answer.)
Their mother is a big fan of Scrabble, see? And one day...
5. Translate what those costumed Lithuanians at the Midsummer Festival were saying to distract the Racers who were counting along the fence.
"Hello. I am lonely Lithuanian girl who would like to come to America. I will make wonderful wife..." or "I am the disposed crown prince of the Romanoffs. I need your help to sell this Faberge egg..."
6. How do Jennifer and Nathan explain to their friends and families their constant bickering throughout this Race?
Well, they don't really "explain" things to their friends so much as "yell things at them".
7. If you were that Air France ticket agent in Ouagadougou, what would you have done when confronted by this group of DAWs wanting tickets to Vilnius?
Poured a shot of liquor in my camel milk.
8. Why did Nicolas have such a hard time making the deliveries in Vilnius?
There wasn't a landing strip that led to the hair salon.
9. How the heck has Donald lasted this long in the Race?
Duct tape, and those were support briefs!
10. What will it take for TK to agree to marry Rachel?
She must agree to a permanent threesome with TK's Lithuanian "doobie brother".

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