|
|
|
|
PLEASE NOTE: The Reality TV World Message Boards are filled with desperate
attention-seekers pretending to be one big happy PG/PG13-rated family. Don't
be fooled. Trying to get everyone to agree with you is like herding cats,
but intolerance for other viewpoints is NOT welcome and respect for other
posters IS required at all times. Jump in and play, and you'll soon find out
how easy it is to fit in, but save your drama for your mama. All members are
encouraged to read the
complete guidelines.
As entertainment critic Roger
Ebert once said, "If you disagree with something I write, tell me so, argue
with me, correct me--but don't tell me to shut up. That's not the American way."
|
|
|
"Be the Amazing Racer 12.4"
Seana 5044 desperate attention whore postings
DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
|
11-26-07, 00:40 AM (EST)
 
  |
|
"Be the Amazing Racer 12.4" |
Welcome to the Hotel de Ville. *shakes booty* You know I can dance. I wouldn't have incurred a penalty at that Detour. I've got all the right moves.Hendekea and Azaria! You've come in first again! Have some scooters. Please watch your language, Hendekea. Azaria, what will it take for you to admit that she's not as slow as you think? At least she didn't run the wrong way to the mat. Jen and Nathan: You seem to have mistaken Hendekea and Azaria for the Cho brothers. I'm afraid you're going to have to actually come in first to get the first place prize. Ronald and Christina: Less infighting is always good. Ronald, you stopped harassing Christina at every possible opportunity and look! You're in third place! Nicolas and Donald: I'm endlessly pleased you chose the gold mining Detour. I just really don't want to think about you two doing a dance. Oh, ack. Kynt and Vyxsin: Who knew Kynt had such mad baton-twirling skillz? The judges loved you! Shana and Jennifer: You named your chicken after me? Er. Thanks. I think. And thank-you for metaphorically smashing the champagne on the metaphorical bow of our new non-Yield. TK and Rachel: You decided to "keep cool" and it sure paid off. You're going to be the last team to leave the Pit Stop. But even worse for DAWs? You hardly got any face time this leg. Lorena and Jason: You are the last team to arrive. I'm not really sorry to tell you you've been eliminated from the Amazing Race. Alas, you were the bow upon which our new champagne non-Yield was metaphorically smashed. Or something. Any parting words (quietly please) before we send you off to Sequesterville. 
Please keep the game in the game thread.Come play with us! All the characters are taken except BlondeJennifer, but anyone may post as a cabbie, a local or a cameraperson. Or hey! Be creative! Post as one of the poor little goats or the SYTYCD judges.
|
|
Alert |
Edit |
Reply |
Reply With Quote | Top |
| |
 |
qwertypie 9721 desperate attention whore postings
DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
|
11-27-07, 05:33 PM (EST)
|
|
25. "RE: Be the Amazing Racer 12.4" |
Slow and steady wins the race!
TAR 12
 Great for foreplay too!
|
|
Remove |
Alert |
Edit |
Reply |
Reply With Quote | Top |
| |
jbug 16685 desperate attention whore postings
DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
|
11-26-07, 10:55 AM (EST)
|
|
9. "RE: Be the Amazing Racer 12.4" |
Lorena & Jason, we're excited that you 2 will be joining us here in sequesterville. It's been a bit boring so maybe we'll have a little fun now.
Lorena? You are a lucky girl. Jason seems so nice and considerate and sincere. Hope that wasn't an act for tv - if so, he should get a job in hollywood.
|
|
Remove |
Alert |
Edit |
Reply |
Reply With Quote | Top |
| |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Molaholic 8451 desperate attention whore postings
DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
|
11-26-07, 11:03 PM (EST)
|
|
20. "RE: Be the Amazing Racer 12.4" |
{yoo hoo, over here!}Yes, racers, welcome to our loverly little Hotel City Hall. Great to see you were able to get a taxi out of Bingo B I N G O .. and Bingo was his name-o because here in town, for some strange reason, there wasn't a single cab to be found! Now, don't mind about that BFSPCA agent over there in the corner ... he's not really out after you, but he does have a couple of questions concerning chickens, net sacks, baby goats and bungie cords. I also want to congratulate all of you for your wonderful performances introducing the world to American Burkina Faso Idol. I'm also pleased to see that some of you have picked up a couple of words of French -- these will come in handy as you travel throughout West Africa. I'm confused, though, since when did rapido and gracias enter the francophone lexicon? 
Does anybody remember me?Phil, if we're done, I'm heading over to that gold mine --- pulling a full ounce out of the ground in 10 minutes, and nice big nuggets, too -- pays a heck of a lot better than this job.
|
|
Remove |
Alert |
Edit |
Reply |
Reply With Quote | Top |
| |
MissMyth 352 desperate attention whore postings
DAW Level: "Cooking Show Host"
|
11-27-07, 07:04 PM (EST)
|
|
26. "RE: Be the Amazing Racer 12.4" |
Whooooeeeeee! Dad! We came in third. Way to move up and show Donald and his geekson whatfor. See how nice it is when we work together in a spirit of cooperation with supportive dialogue?And, yes I'm hearing you when you talk about your hernia. I know you (probably) aren't just trying to remind me that I caused it. And I'm willing to do all the Detours if it will help. Just one question, did you slap my hand away when I was trying to help get the chicken in the bag? Speaking of which, wasn't the foreshadowing regarding the chickens cool? Didn't everyone think that someone was going to show up at the mat without their chicken? Didn't everyone think it was going to be the blonds since they went on and on about karma and payback?
|
|
Remove |
Alert |
Edit |
Reply |
Reply With Quote | Top |
| |
|
p l a c e h o l d e r t e x t g o e s h e r e - p l a c e h o l d e r t e x t g o e s h e r e - p l a c e h o l d e r t e x t g o e s h e r e -
p l a c e h o l d e r t e x t g o e s h e r e - p l a c e h o l d e r t e x t g o e s h e r e - p l a c e h o l d e r t e x t g o e s h e r e -
p l a c e h o l d e r t e x t g o e s h e r e - p l a c e h o l d e r t e x t g o e s h e r e - p l a c e h o l d e r t e x t g o e s h e r e -
p l a c e h o l d e r t e x t g o e s h e r e - p l a c e h o l d e r t e x t g o e s h e r e - p l a c e h o l d e r t e x t g o e s h e r e -
|
|
Email this topic to a friend
Printer-friendly version of this topic
Bookmark this topic (Registered users only)
