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"You know you are a TAR addict when....."
LAST EDITED ON 05-30-07 AT 03:23 PM (EST) OK, a new game to kill time till "mid-season". You know you are a TAR addict when . . . . You race your traveling companion to the door of the hotel room. You consider the time between arriving home from work and the next morning as a Pit Stop. Your turn. "Pinched" by Agman I prolly shoulda put this in Fanatics, but....
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Max Headroom 10028 desperate attention whore postings
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05-31-07, 07:35 AM (EST)

1. "RE: You know you are a TAR addict when....."

You reach a road-closed sign with a detour, and proclaim, "A detour is a choice between two tasks, each with its own pros and cons."
Every time you go to Ikea, you look around for Lori and Bolo and count, "68, 69, 80..."
You take the time to read the article about Hayden and Aaron getting married.

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jbug 16685 desperate attention whore postings
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05-31-07, 03:28 PM (EST)

2. "RE: You know you are a TAR addict when....."

Hi Max, is it just you and me here?
OK a couple more:
You see a gnome in the garden center and turn it upside down to see if you won a trip.
Someone getting fired is "Philiminated" from their job.

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Lasann 3616 desperate attention whore postings
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05-31-07, 04:07 PM (EST)

3. "RE: You know you are a TAR addict when....."

Wait 'til I tell Augie that you looked up Keebler's pant leg.

Heaven on Earth! That’s me lying on the beach *giggle*

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qwertypie 9721 desperate attention whore postings
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05-31-07, 05:40 PM (EST)

4. "RE: You know you are a TAR addict when....."

You drive 638 km (383 miles) round trip to wait first in line for 6 hours and 20 minutes to get your picture taken with Phil.
Oops, I guess that means I'm a Philophile

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bullzeye 4956 desperate attention whore postings
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06-02-07, 06:00 PM (EST)

10. "RE: You know you are a TAR addict when....."

Which BTW? Was awesome!!!

A birthday present from Tribe

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Earl Colby Pottinger 1803 desperate attention whore postings
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05-31-07, 09:07 PM (EST)

5. "RE: You know you are a TAR addict when....."

This is true! Boy am I in trouble.
You know you are a TAR addict when you are going on a cruise (Dec. 9, 2007 Carnival Destiny) with two girls on what is called a 'Party Boat' and you spend all your time trying to decide which zip-line tours on which islands you want to take.
PS. At present it looks like I will be doing four(4) zip-lines on on three islands - I hope I live.

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qwertypie 9721 desperate attention whore postings
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05-31-07, 09:10 PM (EST)

6. "RE: You know you are a TAR addict when....."

PSST -- I think you are leaving out some interesting details.

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jbug 16685 desperate attention whore postings
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05-31-07, 10:37 PM (EST)

7. "RE: You know you are a TAR addict when....."

What? no zorbs?

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Earl Colby Pottinger 1803 desperate attention whore postings
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06-21-07, 09:57 PM (EST)

40. "RE: You know you are a TAR addict when....."

>What? no zorbs?
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>Handcrafted by RollDdice
San Juan, St. Thomas, Dominica, Barbados, St. Lucia, Antigua.
Zip-Lines, Sea-Kayaking, Cliff-Diving (Why did they not show that one?), Bike and Horse Riding, Mountain Climbing and TAR-Like activities - but no Zorbs that I can see.
Also very TAR-Like is choosing your taxi driver. A bad taxi can mess-up a vacation as badly as on a TAR-Leg. And don't even mention what happens if a taxi driver messes up to the point that you miss your ship!

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jbug 16685 desperate attention whore postings
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06-01-07, 10:46 AM (EST)

8. "RE: You know you are a TAR addict when....."

*you're the last one to get home for the day, and you put on extra clothing just in case this is a non-elimination round.
*you race out of your car and jump onto the welcome mat at your front door with both feet.

Honored by Tribe

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qwertypie 9721 desperate attention whore postings
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06-01-07, 05:24 PM (EST)

9. "RE: You know you are a TAR addict when....."

*SNORT!*

I've been planked by Tribe!

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bullzeye 4956 desperate attention whore postings
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06-02-07, 06:02 PM (EST)

11. "RE: You know you are a TAR addict when....."

* You just cannot look at a sausage again. Ever.*
* You are watching that poor Pirate on Pirate Master heaving overboard and your first thought is Gus and Hera.*
(Love this thread Jbug!)

A birthday present from Tribe

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qwertypie 9721 desperate attention whore postings
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06-03-07, 02:54 AM (EST)

12. "RE: You know you are a TAR addict when....."

On a job application you put Mirnglish as a second language

I've been planked by Tribe!

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bullzeye 4956 desperate attention whore postings
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06-03-07, 11:01 AM (EST)

13. "RE: You know you are a TAR addict when....."

* You jump in a taxi, tell him/her the destination, and then add "Rapido!".

Ahoy matey's, pirate sig courtesy of arrghman!

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FishWoman 1510 desperate attention whore postings
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06-07-07, 06:24 PM (EST)

29. "RE: You know you are a TAR addict when....."

Shouldn't that be "rapido, my friend"?

~Maybe for you it is evidence, for me it is just a word that I do not know the meaning of.~

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Cygnus X1 7505 desperate attention whore postings
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06-04-07, 00:02 AM (EST)

14. "RE: You know you are a TAR addict when....."

You tell the last person arriving at a meeting, dinner, or other event that he or she has been eliminated. (Or Philiminated, if your addiction is terminal.)

You've been warned, so don't complain.

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qwertypie 9721 desperate attention whore postings
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06-04-07, 00:39 AM (EST)

15. "RE: You know you are a TAR addict when....."

I will so have to use that one with DH's cousins who are always late.

I've been planked by Tribe!

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Cygnus X1 7505 desperate attention whore postings
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06-04-07, 11:09 AM (EST)

18. "RE: You know you are a TAR addict when....."

Or you could make them give you all their money and clothes.

You've been warned, so don't complain.

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Colonel Zoidberg 3645 desperate attention whore postings
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06-05-07, 04:47 PM (EST)

24. "RE: You know you are a TAR addict when....."

Or you could make them give you all their money and clothes.
Or tell them that, if they're not first the next time, they will have to incur a 30-minute penalty.

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qwertypie 9721 desperate attention whore postings
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06-05-07, 08:33 PM (EST)

25. "RE: You know you are a TAR addict when....."

Or you could make them give you all their money and clothes
These are not exactly the most attractive people, so I will go with the 30 minute penalty.

Sigged by the High and Mighty Snidget

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jbug 16685 desperate attention whore postings
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06-04-07, 09:13 AM (EST)

16. "RE: You know you are a TAR addict when....."

You talk yourself through the pro's and con's of two "tasks", when all you're really doing is deciding whether you should shower or eat dinner first?
Patented by Agman

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bullzeye 4956 desperate attention whore postings
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06-04-07, 10:16 AM (EST)

17. "RE: You know you are a TAR addict when....."

*Any time you approach a Yield Sign, you instinctively look in your rear view mirror to see who is behind you.*

Ahoy matey's, pirate sig courtesy of arrghman!

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06-04-07, 11:10 AM (EST)

19. "RE: You know you are a TAR addict when....."

When you and your friend race others to a random spot and declare yourself the first people to reach the pitstop.
You are with a group of fans of the amazing race when one of the people in the group plays phil and the greeter and the greeter says welcome to "Fredrick, MD"!
(Geocaching)
http://www.geocaching.com

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Cygnus X1 7505 desperate attention whore postings
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06-05-07, 10:28 PM (EST)

27. "RE: You know you are a TAR addict when....."

You are with a group of fans of the amazing race when one of the people in the group plays phil and the greeter and the greeter says welcome to "Fredrick, MD"!
I knew somebody weird had to have been at my front door mat the other day. I thought I smelled used golf equipment . . .

Ahem. It's "F-r-e-d-e-r-i-c-k." Three syllables.

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06-04-07, 11:40 AM (EST)

20. "RE: You know you are a TAR addict when....."

... you log into realitytvworld and open up the TAR threads long after the last season is over.

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Max Headroom 10028 desperate attention whore postings
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06-04-07, 12:56 PM (EST)

21. "RE: You know you are a TAR addict when....."

Indeed, that makes us all TAR fanatics.

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jbug 16685 desperate attention whore postings
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06-05-07, 03:23 PM (EST)

22. "RE: You know you are a TAR addict when....."

Hey, I've never denied it!

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jbug 16685 desperate attention whore postings
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06-05-07, 03:29 PM (EST)

23. "RE: You know you are a TAR addict when....."

You automatically jump in the car BEHIND the driver, rather than in the front seat.
....you make up silly nicknames for every couple ahead of you at the airport ticket line.
You arrive at the airport and immediately start searching for an earlier flight

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Cygnus X1 7505 desperate attention whore postings
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06-05-07, 10:24 PM (EST)

26. "RE: You know you are a TAR addict when....."

You arrive at the airport and immediately start searching for an earlier flight
Bus-ted!
Trying to get from Lost Wages back to Baltimore, our scheduled flight was to take us through Phoenix. I looked on the screens and saw a much earlier flight to Baltimore.
When I asked at the desk, I found it was actually the flight FROM Baltimore that we had come in on the previous week. D'ohhh!

You've been warned, so don't complain.

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Max Headroom 10028 desperate attention whore postings
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06-06-07, 07:42 AM (EST)

28. "RE: You know you are a TAR addict when....."

So your inner Mirna was working in reverse??

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06-11-07, 10:20 AM (EST)

30. "RE: You know you are a TAR addict when....."

When you are going anywhere, you tell your family, "Hurry, hurry, fast, fast!"
When you select your seats on an airplane, you always go for the seats closest to the door, so you can get off the plane quicker.
You get a map in every new city you visit.

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jbug 16685 desperate attention whore postings
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06-11-07, 02:42 PM (EST)

31. "RE: You know you are a TAR addict when....."

you schedule your intimate moments with your significant other around the airing of TAR

Strait From the Heart by Slice
ok, so fess up, right here & now.

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qwertypie 9721 desperate attention whore postings
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06-11-07, 07:32 PM (EST)

32. "RE: You know you are a TAR addict when....."

You mean other people don't?

And since DH gets annoyed everytime I shush him when he talks when Phil is talking, it really becomes a moot point.

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06-15-07, 08:00 AM (EST)

33. "RE: You know you are a TAR addict when....."

they don't know what real love(adiction) is.
So i think i can dance.Named the place.Named the dance.)

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Earl Colby Pottinger 1803 desperate attention whore postings
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06-21-07, 10:07 PM (EST)

41. "RE: You know you are a TAR addict when....."

What do you mean around?
During man, during!
The best thing about watching TAR in-front of the gas fireplace (turned to max) under a blanket, is that she is too busy watching the show to notice what my hands are doing until it is too late.
Timing is everything. You want to get her interested right as the pre-views end.

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qwertypie 9721 desperate attention whore postings
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06-22-07, 02:18 PM (EST)

42. "RE: You know you are a TAR addict when....."

LAST EDITED ON 06-22-07 AT 04:20 PM (EST)
You? So need to be spanked!
eta I don't think DH would try that as he would be pretty upset if I started yelling out Phil's name

Sharnina enthralls me so!

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06-28-07, 09:10 AM (EST)

44. "RE: You know you are a TAR addict when....."

Keep that up, and your sex-life will turn into a...
ROADBLOCK - A task in which only one member of the two-person Team may participate.

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qwertypie 9721 desperate attention whore postings
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06-28-07, 10:01 AM (EST)

45. "RE: You know you are a TAR addict when....."

BWA HA HA HA HA HA!

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krisjonfanbg 55 desperate attention whore postings
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06-15-07, 08:18 AM (EST)

34. "RE: You know you are a TAR addict when....."

*when you think of you and your girlfriend and you said :we are just like aaron and hayden or...
*same with yor brother,father...
*when you think that the show is unfare,when you hate the producers and most of the winners and stil watch it

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06-15-07, 08:29 AM (EST)

35. "RE: You know you are a TAR addict when....."

*when you think that the show is unfair, when you hate the
producers and most of the winners and still watch it
Spoken like a true addict, krisjonfan!

At the beach with Sharnina

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qwertypie 9721 desperate attention whore postings
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06-15-07, 06:55 PM (EST)

36. "RE: You know you are a TAR addict when....."

* you even watch all of the Family Edition and All Stars.

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06-16-07, 03:56 PM (EST)

37. "RE: You know you are a TAR addict when....."

*ouch* It's worse when you actually enjoyed them!

Snidget's to blame!

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jbug 16685 desperate attention whore postings
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06-18-07, 11:57 AM (EST)

38. "RE: You know you are a TAR addict when....."

& will watch them again when/if they are re-run.
TERRI -

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06-21-07, 03:06 PM (EST)

39. "RE: You know you are a TAR addict when....."

You are trying to communicate with a taxi driver in Italy, and suddenly you think to yourself, "Oh crap! I'm speaking Mirnglish!". And then you really wish you knew how to say "please forgive me" in Italian!

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qwertypie 9721 desperate attention whore postings
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06-22-07, 05:30 PM (EST)

43. "RE: You know you are a TAR addict when....."

SIGH! *hangs head in shame* It reminds me off a time I was trying to swear at a cabbie who was trying to rip us off in Buenos Aires.
We had already taken a cab trip from the airport to our hotel a few days befoe and it cost 12 pesos (at the time 1 peso = 1 USD and $1 CDN = 0.63 USD).
The new cabbie figured we had just flown in internationally and didn't know any better, locked our luggage in the trunk and told us it would be 40 pesos. I flipped out and wanted to say to him along the lines of "You lying POS, you are trying to rob us it is WAY too much money". And then I realized he now had our luggage hostage.
Unfortunately, I forgot I didn't know spanish (much less how to swear in it), so all that came out was "MUY" . MUY! MUY! MUY! I screamed over and over again. Then BF-now DH and cabby were dumbfounded and more than a little scared of this crazy lady screaming "Very, very, very" and starting to bang the trunk. Onlookers were starting to gather, so the cabby grabbed our bags, threw them at us and sped away. So we got our bags back, took another cab and it cost us 11.50.
DH, who does know a little Spanish figure I meant to say something along the lines of "demasiado dinero". On the other hand, there is a slight chance the cabbie will think twice about ripping off some other touristas.
Thankfully, this was before you-tube.
And DH absolutely refuses to apply for any reality tv shows with me.

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Cygnus X1 7505 desperate attention whore postings
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08-25-07, 08:38 PM (EST)

46. "RE: You know you are a TAR addict when....."

You see an event like Russian High Heel Sprinting in the news:
and decide that it would make a great Roadblock.

You've been warned, so don't complain.

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qwertypie 9721 desperate attention whore postings
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10-20-07, 01:24 AM (EST)

47. "RE: You know you are a TAR addict when....."

Bwa Ha Ha Ha Ha!
Especially for the all male teams.

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10-30-07, 08:34 PM (EST)

49. "RE: You know you are a TAR addict when....."

I just read this, and an ad on BT comes on advertising a race for charity in high heels!
I can't even think of walking in those shoes, how can you race in them?

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qwertypie 9721 desperate attention whore postings
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11-03-07, 10:23 PM (EST)

50. "RE: You know you are a TAR addict when....."

It has to be a really well constructed shoe (with proper balance) for starters.

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10-28-07, 12:05 PM (EST)

48. "RE: You know you are a TAR addict when....."

You sit on the porch and yell at your wife as she gets home from the store;
"Come on hon, you can carry two bags instead of one. Are you trying to lose ON PURPOSE?"
Faster, faster, no no, you missed one on your right....on you right..... YOUR OTHER RIGHT!!!"
"Look.... the midgets are ahead of you.... hurry up!"
And to your neighbors;
"You might as well and quit, you'll never beat the cheerleaders!"
"If you can't stand the heat, quit the race! Go Home, we don't like youuuuu."

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11-05-07, 10:23 AM (EST)

51. "RE: You know you are a TAR addict when....."

LAST EDITED ON 11-05-07 AT 10:23 AM (EST)
Having your head up a donkey's ass is actually useful, for a change.

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11-13-07, 10:36 PM (EST)

52. "RE: You know you are a TAR addict when....."

*snort* bwahahahahahahahahaa

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