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"Be the Amazing Racer 12.1"
Seana 5044 desperate attention whore postings
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11-05-07, 00:09 AM (EST)
 
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"Be the Amazing Racer 12.1" |
LAST EDITED ON 11-05-07 AT 00:38 AM (EST)Quick tip: Don't hit "Enter" if you mean to hit "Tab". You'll post and look silly. ****** From the Playboy mansion (everybody wave to Victoria!) to the Connemara Heritage Centre. After this, there will be 10 more Pit Stops, of which 8 will have eliminations. Ah! What's this? My pants appear to be on fire. How did that happen?
Oh come on, like we could *actually* have a season with no non-elims. And will you all please stop honking and just drive? Hank and Azaria! (You don't mind if I call you "Hank"? Hedd-Ikea or whatever is hard to say.) Despite going the wrong way at the beginning, you got it together and came in first. You're going to love Banff. Kynt and Vyxsin: Oh my goth! You're in second. And you only drew attention to your Gothishness, what? 50 times? Well done. You'll practially blend right in with the other Racers if you keep such a low Goth profile. TK and Rachel: OK, remember when you were at the airport in Shannon and you thought you were in last place? That wasn't the time to fall apart. Lorena and Jason: Holy heck, Lorena, calm down. Jason, I can see why you might tune her out, but let me tell you, being overconfident about directions has been the downfall of more than one team. Addtionally, you have used up your allotment of calling Lorena "baby". Please stop now. Nicolas and Donald: A bit under the radar this leg. Donald, how's the foot? I would hate for you to be so injured that you have to wear some kind of bionic-looking device on your leg.  Shana and Jennifer: Not much opportunity for jiggling at the locals to get them to help you, but you got a bit of practice at the end of the last task with that little kiss on the cheek. Ronald and Christina: Ronald seems to be having the time of his life. Kate and Pat: Please stop saying "baby". I'm not sure which one of you is doing it, but stop. Please. Please! Marianna and Julia: I can't tell you two apart yet. Nathan and Jennifer: Oh, you just squeaked in. I feel compelled to tell you that donkeys don't respond well to shrieking and screaming. Good thing you ran into that local who told you about saying "hey nonny nonny" and such or I'd be eliminating you out at the farm. Ari and Staella: You're the last team to arrive. I'm afraid that karma came in the form of an ass to bite you on yours. Begone. 
Administrative Notes: Please keep the game in the game thread. Characters not spoken for: Either Jennifer, Pat or Christina Come play! Ask to be an unclaimed character or post as a cameraman, soundperson, cabbie or whatever! If your character has been eliminated, post from Sequesterville!
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ARnutz 13792 desperate attention whore postings
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11-05-07, 08:35 AM (EST)
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3. "RE: Be the Amazing Racer 12.1" |
Do I look like a Hank to you? Pffft!It's Hen-DUH-Key-Uh Try it with me... Oh, whatever! We came in first!!! See what happens when my big bro listens to me?
He's definitely got to trust me more.
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jbug 16685 desperate attention whore postings
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11-05-07, 09:26 AM (EST)
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5. "RE: Be the Amazing Racer 12.1" |
LOL! Until we got to this pit stop, I had your names confused. I thought you were Azaria and your brother was Hendekea. So, maybe Henchick will be easier to say and will help with the gender problem. kay?
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jbug 16685 desperate attention whore postings
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11-05-07, 09:18 AM (EST)
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4. "RE: Be the Amazing Racer 12.1" |
LAST EDITED ON 11-05-07 AT 09:19 AM (EST) Marianna and Julia: I can't tell you two apart yet. We're not sure yet either. But at least we made it this time! I think I started out the driving this time - being the oldest and all, I get to drive first.
But after that? I'm not sure which of us did what...... do you know sister? Oh, and what's with the pronunciation of my name? huh? I almost didn't answer when you called me.
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Cyndimaus 3117 desperate attention whore postings
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11-05-07, 03:37 PM (EST)
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14. "RE: Be the Amazing Racer 12.1" |
We were way too boring this episode. Not much airtime. At least WE figured out how to get our donkey going again, huh sis?Yeah, I can't tell us apart yet either. I think you wore your hair in a pony tail for most of the time and called me some sort of sisterly nickname/term of enderement. And I'm so glad we didn't get eliminated. We just didn't have time to show our stuff much. As for your name, we must pronounce it as we would if we weren't U.S. citizens. Did you realize we are one of the minority teams this season? Cool, huh? I also think we're the best looking minority team. (do you count the blondes as minority because of brain capacity?) 
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beau_30 943 desperate attention whore postings
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11-07-07, 11:14 AM (EST)
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32. "RE: Be the Amazing Racer 12.1" |
My make up is actually always on. I don't always take it off. I sleep with it on. Vysxin that is my shirt, remember that time when we were at band camp. Hey Phil, want some make up. I could make you look pretty at the next pitstop. I mean We could make you look like Gene Simmons, if anybody knew that Gene Simmons is actually a goth as well. But my Role Model is Marylin Mansion. ![]() 
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Peetah 334 desperate attention whore postings
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11-05-07, 02:11 PM (EST)
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13. "RE: Be the Amazing Racer 12.1" |
WHO'S YOUR DADDY?!!!Darling daughter, I had a great time racing with you so far! (You are my daughter, right? I really haven't looked at you that closely before) As a busy VP of a paper supply company (Dunder-Mifflin, Walla Walla branch), I haven't focused on you. Heh, I can't see you for the forest of paper. I love Ireland...*sings* Oh, Danny Boy, the pipes... the pipes are calling,
From glen to glen and down the mountain side... I hope someone signs up to be my daughter soon, she can totally take me to task for that "singing". I'm sure I embarressed her.
 
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warp_core breach 469 desperate attention whore postings
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11-05-07, 03:44 PM (EST)
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15. "RE: Be the Amazing Racer 12.1" |
Oh I wish we could have spent more time at the Play Boy mansion! Hmmm, maybe after the race we can audition for Heff and get to be on The Girls Next Door... but hey, we're going to Ireland, we're going to Ireland, we're going to Ireland! I'm Irish and that's why I'm so excited to be going to Ireland, ya know.We so intend to flirt our way through the race. Couldn't do much flirting in rain suits but we flirted with the donkey and he pulled us from last place! Oh did I tell you I'm Irish?
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emydi 13669 desperate attention whore postings
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11-06-07, 01:48 PM (EST)
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25. "RE: Be the Amazing Racer 12.1" |
*shows teeth**brays* *does not budge* 
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mattben 1265 desperate attention whore postings
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11-05-07, 09:06 PM (EST)
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21. "RE: Be the Amazing Racer 12.1" |
Customs Man here! Hello, Fellow Travelers. Yes, I'm your disrespected bored underpaid Ministry of State Departments bureaucrat helping you speed through the choke points on your travels. I am a specter who will inhabit many host body shells as we go along. Have your papers ready! I also moonlight as a cultural guide. Please be polite, don't look nervous or sweat too much. And don't tape anything to your bodies except the microphones. Especially if we go to Turkey. Happy trails to you, until we meet again.
Happy trails to you, keep smilin' until then.
Who cares about the clouds when we're together?
Just sing a song and bring the sunny weather.
Happy trails to you, 'till we meet again. Some trails are happy ones,
Others are blue.
It's the way you ride the trail that counts,
Here's a happy one for you. And don't forget your Papers! Maybe I'll see you at the end of our trips. 
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MissMyth 352 desperate attention whore postings
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11-06-07, 03:50 PM (EST)
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27. "RE: Be the Amazing Racer 12.1" |
Of course I'm your daughter, silly Daddy.(voice edges into a higher, whinier pitch) You know, the one with degrees from Duke AND Princton? Worked for the State Department? 
Geez, what's a girl gotta do to impress her absentee father?
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Denalio 903 desperate attention whore postings
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11-08-07, 06:13 AM (EST)
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37. "RE: Be the Amazing Racer 12.1" |
*whines* Other teams got unfair advantages like why was it the "AirLingus" airplane we used - isn't that giving the Lesbians preferential treatment to use a Lesbian airline? And then Ronald & Christina accused us of stealing their taxi, forcing us to lie which is so stressful and unfair! And of course, our donkey was broken! *Whines some more*
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11-07-07, 08:52 PM (EST)
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34. "RE: Be the Amazing Racer 12.1" |
Hello! And welcome to the Emerald Isle!I'm very glad to see you here -- what with driving on the wrong side of the road, and rain, and that weird bicycle-high-wire-thingy. Also, did they tell you about our donkeys? Seems as if they have a particularly strong union -- they must have a half-hour beer break somewhere along the route. It's up to them when and where, so be sure to collect the ration before you start. Be Good! 
Me.. on the left!
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jbug 16685 desperate attention whore postings
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11-08-07, 11:48 AM (EST)
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40. "RE: Be the Amazing Racer 12.1" |
Move it Gramps! You're holding up the whole line!
You can count your money later (or pots & pans, or whatever, just get out of the way.)
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11-09-07, 09:05 AM (EST)
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46. "RE: Be the Amazing Racer 12.1" |
D'oh! You're right -- shows you how scattered I am right now, doesn't it? Hope you find a new small Pat, er, I mean Kate and hopefully one who knows who she is
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