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Seana 5044 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 04-09-07, 00:35 AM (EST) "Be the All-sTAR, Episode 9" Greetings Racers and welcome to Carcosa Seri Negara. Say that three times fast. *sniffs pits* Dustin and Kandice: I don't think you can smell me. I mean, it's pretty hot and everything, but the deodorant is working OK. Oh, you're first this leg. I'm giving you each a Retro scooter. Come here and give me a hug. I totally deserve it. Charla and Mirna, you're team number two. You guys have been getting the best flights. It's amazing how you keep finding great flights that no-one else does. It's almost as if the producers have fixed the Race someone up there really likes you. Eric and Danielle, plotting your revenge already, are you? You've already lasted longer than I thought you would. I don't know why Danielle was complaining at the Roadblock. People with oobies had a much easier time with that task. Oswald and Danny, team number 4, I'm afraid. And you've been doing so well. Danny, I think Oswald is trying to *force* you to do some cardio. *That's* why you got stuck doing the Roadblock. I hope using up your money doesn't come back to bite you in the butt. Uchenna and Joyce: Sorry, guys. We're not going to keep funding your fertility treatments. You'll have to actually have sex now if you want a baby. Administrative Notes: Please keep the game in the game thread. New posters are welcome! All the Racers are taken. Anyone may post as a sound person or cameraman or taxi driver. Or hey, be creative! Post as one of the people who gave newspapers or the guy at the cookie place. Jump on in and play with us!   Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

Subject     Author     Message Date     ID    RE: Be the All-sTAR, Episode 9 ARnutz 04-09-07 1    RE: Be the All-sTAR, Episode 9 cahaya 04-09-07 7    RE: Be the All-sTAR, Episode 9 LibraRising 04-09-07 8        RE: Be the All-sTAR, Episode 9 cahaya 04-09-07 9  RE: Be the All-sTAR, Episode 9 Max Headroom 04-09-07 2  RE: Be the All-sTAR, Episode 9 beau_30 04-09-07 3    RE: Be the All-sTAR, Episode 9 dabo 04-09-07 4    RE: Be the All-sTAR, Episode 9 pinksparkleguitar 04-10-07 12        RE: Be the All-sTAR, Episode 9 Cygnus X1 04-14-07 16            RE: Be the All-sTAR, Episode 9 Seana 04-15-07 17                RE: Be the All-sTAR, Episode 9 Cygnus X1 04-15-07 18    RE: Be the All-sTAR, Episode 9 CwazyWabbit 04-13-07 15  RE: Be the All-sTAR, Episode 9 dragonflies 04-09-07 5    RE: Be the All-sTAR, Episode 9 vince3 04-09-07 11  RE: Be the All-sTAR, Episode 9 HistoryDetective 04-09-07 6  RE: Be the All-sTAR, Episode 9 jbug 04-09-07 10  RE: Be the All-sTAR, Episode 9 Cygnus X1 04-10-07 13    RE: Be the All-sTAR, Episode 9 sporkman 04-10-07 14

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ARnutz 13792 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 04-09-07, 08:22 AM (EST) 1. "RE: Be the All-sTAR, Episode 9" Hrmph! You couldn't pull some strings and get us on that flight, Phil? Come on! *rolls eyes* I don't know what to do! We've never been eliminated before. *sob* Oh well, I guess I'll just go home and build my marriage back up to what it used to be. See you guys at the finish line!   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

cahaya 18904 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 04-09-07, 10:54 AM (EST) 7. "RE: Be the All-sTAR, Episode 9" I swear it was Rob on the other end of the phone line at the airport. At least we won't be cheering him and Amber on at the finish line! We can't win 'em all, Joyce. You think one of us could get on Survivor?   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

LibraRising 2847 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Howard Stern Show Guest" 04-09-07, 11:12 AM (EST) 8. "RE: Be the All-sTAR, Episode 9" Loser! Loser! Loser! I would have NEVER made such a ridiculous mistake. Besides, I'll always be younger and have more hair than you.   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

cahaya 18904 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 04-09-07, 11:39 AM (EST) 9. "RE: Be the All-sTAR, Episode 9" LAST EDITED ON 04-09-07 AT 11:57 AM (EST) You sure were really cute back then! ... (pic edit to make myself look younger too!) So now it's revealed... Joyce is suffering from a split personality disorder! I think the shaved head did it to her.   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

Max Headroom 10028 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 04-09-07, 08:23 AM (EST) 2. "RE: Be the All-sTAR, Episode 9" Hey Phil, thanks for letting me ride that cool bike! And for convincing Bertram to create another beauty queen-optimized task! Come here, you! *gives Phil an extra long hug* Charla and Mirna, did you like the cookies? "Mmm, licorice."   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

beau_30 943 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Fitness Correspondent" 04-09-07, 08:35 AM (EST) 3. "RE: Be the All-sTAR, Episode 9" Look at Danielles OObies, how come you couldn't get paper like Dustin/Kandice I mean their dirty hookers after all for yeilding us. Miss California and Miss New York, Dirty Hookers. Dirty Dirty Hookers. You yield us, just wait and you will get yours. When we take the million you dirty hookers.   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

dabo 25344 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 04-09-07, 09:02 AM (EST) 4. "RE: Be the All-sTAR, Episode 9" Yeah, yeah, you wouldn't be griping about dirty hookers if you were still hanging with Jeremy. But hey, way to make Danielle ride the bike. Save your best athletic performances for the Pitstop I always say.   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

pinksparkleguitar 1222 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Politically Incorrect Guest" 04-10-07, 00:39 AM (EST) 12. "RE: Be the All-sTAR, Episode 9" Do I have to show up everytime you talk about me? 'Cuz that would be a lot.   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

Cygnus X1 7505 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 04-14-07, 11:16 AM (EST) 16. "RE: Be the All-sTAR, Episode 9" Where's Righty been lately? Have you become an Amazon or something? And is that what's making you unbalanced?   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

Seana 5044 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 04-15-07, 06:57 PM (EST) 17. "RE: Be the All-sTAR, Episode 9" Huh? Oh sorry, I thought you said "Glamazon". Just FTR, I understand the reference.   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

Cygnus X1 7505 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 04-15-07, 11:36 PM (EST) 18. "RE: Be the All-sTAR, Episode 9" I had to open my big mouth and conjure THOSE two up. Once was enough. Chenbot wouldn't have asked that.   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

CwazyWabbit 169 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Blistex Spokesperson" 04-13-07, 03:16 PM (EST) 15. "RE: Be the All-sTAR, Episode 9" Eric, you are not a man. You are a woman without boobs. That is awl I have to say.   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

dragonflies 8051 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 04-09-07, 09:09 AM (EST) 5. "RE: Be the All-sTAR, Episode 9" I hate Oswald, I hate Oswald, I hate Oswald.   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

vince3 17341 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 04-09-07, 02:06 PM (EST) 11. "RE: Be the All-sTAR, Episode 9" *gives Danny space and time to blow of steam by making him do the Roadblock........*   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

HistoryDetective 9516 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 04-09-07, 10:17 AM (EST) 6. "RE: Be the All-sTAR, Episode 9" So, Danny, don't you wish that you had joined Charla on that stairmaster for some pre-Race training instead of being such a crybaby on the bicycle. Level 5! Level 5!!!   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

jbug 16685 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 04-09-07, 11:55 AM (EST) 10. "RE: Be the All-sTAR, Episode 9" Too bad Uchenna & Joyce didn't make that flight! Oh well, will we see you 2 in Sequesterville? Maybe we can get Mary & David to give up the master bedroom to you guys and you can get started trying for that family again. Maybe the beautiful scenery here will help, who knows? Oswald & Danny, you guys need to take a deep breath! Now, let it out nice and easy....... There. Now, regroup yourselves and get it together. You're coming close to the finish line and we don't want to see you here with us! We want to see you at the final finish line! Dustin & Kandice - I'm proud of you girls! Keep going! You might be the first all female team to win yet!!! Cousins, I can't believe you haven't joined us here. Tho no one here wants you to win, we also don't want you here at Sequesterville, soooooo. Eric & Danielle? I don't know how you continue with all you bickering, but something is keeping you guys 'afloat' in this race. Handcrafted by RollDdice   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

Cygnus X1 7505 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 04-10-07, 06:53 PM (EST) 13. "RE: Be the All-sTAR, Episode 9" Bill! Wasn't that Artistic Impression Detour fun? Maybe now that we're just decoys, we could get that fabric and make some curtains for Guido's doghouse our living room! And don't worry; the newsprint will come off your hands eventually. Man, but it was hard to find a house that Kandice and Oobies hadn't hit yet! Fortunately, the places that Mirna went to were only too happy to give you the papers that they wouldn't give her! Ahhhh, all of the fun but none of the pressure. Where's that hotel? It was tough finishing just ahead of Uchenna and Joyce, though.   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

sporkman 239 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Network TV Show Guest Star" 04-10-07, 08:14 PM (EST) 14. "RE: Be the All-sTAR, Episode 9" I did a great job on the road block didn't I? Tell me, did I look like an older, Gay Lance Armstrong when I was riding the bike? I bet I would have looked better if I was able to wear our Team Guido cycling outfit. Have you checked youtube yet? Are you sure no one posted the video of us from this past leg? It would be a real shame if no one could see what happened when we were climbing the stairs to the cave. If we only had the video of what that monkey did to you, we could win money from America's Funniest Videos.   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

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