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Seana 5044 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 10-22-06, 11:32 PM (EST) "Be the Amazing Racer 10.6" Welcome to some other distinctive towers in Kuwait. Yep, they're all over! Our Racers' first task this week was to find the phallic thingies in the picture on the Motorola Nokia phone. This is kind of like a clue, where you don't just get told to go somewhere, you have to figure out where that somewhere is first. I would just like to say here that I have no idea what this "Treasure Hunters" thing is that I keep hearing about. And what kind of a name is "Laird" anyway? Pfft. "Laird" David and Mary: You're team number one! As a reward, you get our first product-placement prize - a trip to Jamaica, where you'll meet all kinds of other kinds of people. Won't that be fun? The Roaming Gnome will be along to moon you shortly. Dustin and Kandice: You're in second place despite getting lost, having people hide the bead shop from you, incorrectly completing the Detour and not being able to get Lyn and Karlyn's Arab guy to help you. Alright. Rob and Kimberly: I suppose it was technically a good strategy not to let Dustin and Kandice see what shop you'd come out of, but it didn't do you much good. Lyn and Karlyn: Well, I wouldn't say that this is the best you'll do in the Race, but you probably won't place higher than fourth. Erwin and Godwin: You took an almighty risk sending David and Mary off to do the Fast Forward and thus saving their skins. But the Fates smiled upon you and you got fifth place. Tyler and James: Dudes, the girl teams are beating you. *Lyn* and *Karlyn* are beating you. Beating. you. Pick up the pace, boys. Peter and Sarah Bye now. See ya. You don't even rate a Native Greeter. Administrative Notes: Please keep the game in the game thread or Bebo will come and kick your butt. You know she will. New players are welcome! All the Racers, as well as The Native Greeter, Phil's Golf Equipment, Phil's Turtleneck and Sarah's Leg have been spoken for. Anyone may post as a camera or sound person (see sign-up thread for sigs, if you like), Lyn and Karlyn's "Arabic" guy, a camel or whatever. Be creative!   Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

Subject     Author     Message Date     ID    RE: Be the Amazing Racer 10.6 Molaholic 10-23-06 1    RE: Be the Amazing Racer 10.6 foonermints 10-23-06 3  RE: Be the Amazing Racer 10.6 foonermints 10-23-06 2  RE: Be the Amazing Racer 10.6 Cygnus X1 10-23-06 4  RE: Be the Amazing Racer 10.6 cahaya 10-24-06 5    RE: Be the Amazing Racer 10.6 beau_30 10-24-06 6        RE: Be the Amazing Racer 10.6 tvgeek401 10-24-06 15  RE: Be the Amazing Racer 10.6 beau_30 10-24-06 7  RE: Be the Amazing Racer 10.6 dragonflies 10-24-06 8    RE: Be the Amazing Racer 10.6 dabo 10-24-06 9    RE: Be the Amazing Racer 10.6 CwazyWabbit 10-27-06 19  RE: Be the Amazing Racer 10.6 alec7 10-24-06 10  RE: Be the Amazing Racer 10.6 warp_core breach 10-24-06 11    RE: Be the Amazing Racer 10.6 dabo 10-24-06 12    RE: Be the Amazing Racer 10.6 tvgeek401 10-24-06 16        RE: Be the Amazing Racer 10.6 warp_core breach 10-25-06 18  RE: Be the Amazing Racer 10.6 mrc 10-24-06 13  RE: Be the Amazing Racer 10.6 Sahara 10-24-06 14    RE: Be the Amazing Racer 10.6 Cyndimaus 10-25-06 17

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Molaholic 8451 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 10-23-06, 00:16 AM (EST) 1. "RE: Be the Amazing Racer 10.6" Welcome to Kuwait! I'm certainly proud of the winners, David and Mary. Even though you are obviously way behind in learning about the necessities of life (like cell phones). You must have been very kind to get the Cho Bros give you the Fast Forward. David got to live out his dream of being a fireman. Great job. Now if only I could get you to switch from coal to oil. The other teams -- I just don't get what's so hard about reading maps with such simple street names! Fifth Ring Road! Sixth Ring Road! What could be simpler?? And all of our citizens are so helpful. Where else would strangers be given a police escort -- with lights and sirens! Peter and Sarah -- so sorry I missed you, but the contract I signed with EPMvM didn't extend past midnight. And besides, Phil was starting to get -- shall I say -- a little weird standing out there in the desert so long. He was calling me "gnome-boy" and asked if I could "roam" with him. Not only Ubiquitous, but Superfluous too!   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

foonermints 12302 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 10-23-06, 01:18 AM (EST) 3. "RE: Be the Amazing Racer 10.6" WHA you say, NayteeGreetur? You wan' MY yob? Ya thinks I get annythin' otta it, jerkie? Why the "quotes"? You sayin' sumthink funny? C'mere an' say that! C'mon! C'mere! *pukes* Dam forreenurs. I hate my yob. *Throws vodka bottle* *klunk!*   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

foonermints 12302 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 10-23-06, 00:30 AM (EST) 2. "RE: Be the Amazing Racer 10.6" LAST EDITED ON 10-23-06 AT 00:35 AM (EST) SHEESH! Finally accepting some Travelocity dinars Mr. Holier-than-Thou Manboobie? So the Hinks get a second rate cruise/vacation/whatever. At least I'm not inwisible anymore! Be warned, though: If you try that stinkin' All Stars idea for TAR 11 I'll be hitting the bottle like you were Julie Chen. Come to think of it, I need a belt right now.. So I forgot the K in "stink". Sue me.. HEY! Stay away from my vodka!   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

Cygnus X1 7505 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 10-23-06, 10:36 PM (EST) 4. "RE: Be the Amazing Racer 10.6" What's wrong with these people? I had no problems finding my way around Kuwait back in the day. And who swiped my Doritos?   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

cahaya 18904 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 10-24-06, 00:45 AM (EST) 5. "RE: Be the Amazing Racer 10.6" Erwin and Godwin: You took an almighty risk sending David and Mary off to do the Fast Forward and thus saving their skins. But the Fates smiled upon you and you got fifth place. We believe in teamwork! Even kneeling down to the police asking for help!   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

beau_30 943 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Fitness Correspondent" 10-24-06, 09:23 AM (EST) 6. "RE: Be the Amazing Racer 10.6" You sneaks talking us out of that Fast Foward, We would of been okay, if phil was standing by that fire. Man we missed it getting rescued by Phil. Blondes have Feelings as well   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

tvgeek401 1615 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Peanut Festival Grand Marshall" 10-24-06, 04:18 PM (EST) 15. "RE: Be the Amazing Racer 10.6" You two may not be in line for Miss Congeniality for this race, but we're the front runners. Is there a prize for first place in the nice competition? .   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

beau_30 943 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Fitness Correspondent" 10-24-06, 09:25 AM (EST) 7. "RE: Be the Amazing Racer 10.6" Woohhoo We came in SEcond again. Are we going to end up like the Linz teams and not win a leg at all, but keep getting in 2nd , but all that counts is a the last leg to get in first. 1 million dollars. You noticed that we have yet to come in last plae but once due to the stupid row boat. We should of gotten wet on that leg and showed phil our oobies. Then he be like Dustin and Kandice you are team number 4. Becasue OOBIEs he likes. Blondes have Feelings as well   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

dragonflies 8051 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 10-24-06, 09:30 AM (EST) 8. "RE: Be the Amazing Racer 10.6" Where's the mask? Where's the mask? talking since before I was born!   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

dabo 25344 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 10-24-06, 10:06 AM (EST) 9. "RE: Be the Amazing Racer 10.6" LAST EDITED ON 10-24-06 AT 12:05 PM (EST) Oh, the Grand Mask! I think you find that on eBay.   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

CwazyWabbit 169 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Blistex Spokesperson" 10-27-06, 01:46 PM (EST) 19. "RE: Be the Amazing Racer 10.6" I'm so calm...so calm...so cool...IT'S A MOSQUE, Babe...NOT A STREET...A MOSQUE...so collected....no, really...I'm chilling... Oh, don't worry, People. The three year old will be back NEXT week!   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

alec7 17 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Got Milk? Spokesperson" 10-24-06, 10:08 AM (EST) 10. "RE: Be the Amazing Racer 10.6" Dude, we got SO LOST! That was, like, a metaphor for losing our way and getting hooked on drugs. Have I mentioned we went through rehab together?   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

warp_core breach 469 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Daytime Soap Guest Star" 10-24-06, 10:21 AM (EST) 11. "RE: Be the Amazing Racer 10.6" I kint beeleeve that I gots to leeve owt mah dreem of bein' a firemin. Sure beets shovelin' coal fer a livin'! Then we gots inta furst place! Tanks to them there Chos. Then we gots a trip ta Ja may ka. Wonder if they gots a McDonalds there? Me and the ole lady weel haveta celbrate and have a speciale, candlelit Big Mac diinner. Hey, yew! Ma gell a! Yew steel followin' us! Why?   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

dabo 25344 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 10-24-06, 12:14 PM (EST) 12. "RE: Be the Amazing Racer 10.6" Shoot fahr, y'alls owe them Cho boys now, right smart uh thaym to be heppin y'all 'n the 'Bamas stay in the race. Watch owt fer them contest gals, thar dumb luck stratergy seems ta be werkin right good.   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

tvgeek401 1615 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Peanut Festival Grand Marshall" 10-24-06, 04:29 PM (EST) 16. "RE: Be the Amazing Racer 10.6" And I'll be expecting gifts of gratitude from your fancy trip to Jamaica. Even with our twelve languages, we still need a hick-to-english translator.   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

warp_core breach 469 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Daytime Soap Guest Star" 10-25-06, 01:30 PM (EST) 18. "RE: Be the Amazing Racer 10.6" Yea shore! Nixt time y'all in Kintucky look us up. The ole lady's so takin' with tha boths of yews that she tells me that y'all are welcome to moveinta are traylor. We'd haveta kick out some of them there hounds but there's room. Don't mind 'em fleas. Then wee'll fix y'all up with some there grits and a side of Ma gell a. The wifey's good at cookin' up them there wild game. Surry 'bout that l'll munkey.   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

mrc 10020 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 10-24-06, 12:28 PM (EST) 13. "RE: Be the Amazing Racer 10.6" Do I even need to mention that the tallest "tower" in Kuwait was at the pit stop? What is Phil's golf equipment?   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

Sahara 759 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Fitness Correspondent" 10-24-06, 01:06 PM (EST) 14. "RE: Be the Amazing Racer 10.6" LAST EDITED ON 10-24-06 AT 02:15 PM (EST) Woo hoo, this leg was so much like being in labor. Talking to that camel jockey was SO hard! Not to mention Dustin and Kandace...Climbing a ladder (I'm not even sure if I did it or not) and putting together a puzzle...so much worse than having a baby! By the way, Karlyn, I think I might be pregnant. Phil let me go get a sonogram during the time at the pitstop, and it showed the shape of a little gnome hat. Those gnomes do roam, you know! We put the "pain" in labor pains! Edited for clarity   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

Cyndimaus 3117 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Car Show Celebrity" 10-25-06, 11:54 AM (EST) 17. "RE: Be the Amazing Racer 10.6" LAST EDITED ON 10-25-06 AT 11:56 AM (EST) Oh my dear Lyn, the heat must be getting to you. I did the roadblock again. You know, I seem to be doing a lot of the physical roadblocks. Do I look thinner to you? I think I'm losing weight with all the walking and climbing we're doing. And don't you think people should be impressed with how we drove to the detour task without getting lost. Those Cho brothers...no faith in us at all and bailed on us. Oh well, we checked in before them. Um, about the pregnancy thing...you'd best keep that quiet. You might upset the Barbies. edited to change sigpic to the right one! oops!   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

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