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mikey 1136 desperate attention whore postings
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09-19-06, 04:57 PM (EST)
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"Post your bad one legged jokes here..."
1. "One team has a woman with one leg named Sarah."
"What was the name of her other leg?"

2. Team Ironman found that the penalty for losing a non-elimination leg was particularly harsh this season.

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  Subject     Author     Message Date     ID  
 RE: Post your bad one legged jokes ... Lasann 09-20-06 1
 RE: Post your bad one legged jokes ... Colonel Zoidberg 09-20-06 2
 RE: Post your bad one legged jokes ... nailbone 09-20-06 3
   RE: Post your bad one legged jokes ... bystander 09-20-06 4
       RE: Post your bad one legged jokes ... maroonclowns mom 09-20-06 5
       RE: Post your bad one legged jokes ... nailbone 09-21-06 6
           RE: Post your bad one legged jokes ... newsomewayne 09-21-06 7
               RE: Post your bad one legged jokes ... nailbone 09-21-06 8
                   RE: Post your bad one legged jokes ... bystander 09-21-06 9
                       RE: Post your bad one legged jokes ... nailbone 09-22-06 10
               consuelo shabalaba 10-16-06 12
 RE: Post your bad one legged jokes ... mikey 10-10-06 11
   RE: Post your bad one legged jokes ... Snidget 10-16-06 13
   RE: Post your bad one legged jokes ... Rhyn 10-17-06 14
   RE: Post your bad one legged jokes ... HeavenlyGrl 10-19-06 15

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Lasann 3616 desperate attention whore postings
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09-20-06, 11:28 AM (EST)
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1. "RE: Post your bad one legged jokes here..."
Dadddddd, I always have to chase you down. You are needed over at the Be the Racer thread.

You were sooooo good on that wall!


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09-20-06, 12:30 PM (EST)
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2. "RE: Post your bad one legged jokes here..."
Finally, a team that can fit into one pair of Levi's 3 Legged Jeans... < /SNL reference >



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09-20-06, 04:54 PM (EST)
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3. "RE: Post your bad one legged jokes here..."
What do you call a one-legged woman? Ilene.

What do you call her one-legged Asian cousin? Irene.


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09-20-06, 06:16 PM (EST)
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4. "RE: Post your bad one legged jokes here..."
What do you call their no-legged cousin from Mexico?

Consuelo.

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09-20-06, 07:29 PM (EST)
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5. "RE: Post your bad one legged jokes here..."
Guess I won`t be reading anymore of this thread. The first man of my life (Dad) had an artificial leg. Grew up thinking that was normal but I`m not offended so go for it.

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09-21-06, 11:43 AM (EST)
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6. "RE: Post your bad one legged jokes here..."
I don't get that one.


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7. "RE: Post your bad one legged jokes here..."
Can-sway-lo. I guess?


Silence suggested by Syren, 2005

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09-21-06, 01:04 PM (EST)
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8. "RE: Post your bad one legged jokes here..."
Yeah, I finally figured it out.


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09-21-06, 10:20 PM (EST)
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9. "RE: Post your bad one legged jokes here..."
C's (Derogatory name for female body part)
Way Low (down to the ground cuz she has no legs)


Tribe did me in the sun!

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09-22-06, 12:33 PM (EST)
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10. "RE: Post your bad one legged jokes here..."
*snort* Niiiiice!


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10-16-06, 04:53 PM (EST)
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12. "consuelo"
>Can-sway-lo. I guess?
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Well...to a spanish speaker...Consuelo means with the ground:
con= spanish word for "with"
suelo=spanish word for "ground" or "floor"

LOL so it works in both languages!

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10-10-06, 09:50 AM (EST)
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11. "RE: Post your bad one legged jokes here..."
What has three legs and one huge a**hole?

Peter and Sarah.

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10-16-06, 05:14 PM (EST)
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13. "RE: Post your bad one legged jokes here..."
Along those lines..

What is one-legged Sarah's biggest handicap in the race?
Peter.


It's a tribe creation!

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10-17-06, 06:08 AM (EST)
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14. "RE: Post your bad one legged jokes here..."
Perfect!
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10-19-06, 12:38 PM (EST)
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15. "RE: Post your bad one legged jokes here..."
>What has three legs and one
>huge a**hole?
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>Peter and Sarah.

LMAO! This one is perfect!


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