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"And the Please Kill This Parent Oedipuss Wrecks Award Goes To..."
ginger 22512 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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10-12-05, 11:34 AM (EST)
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"And the Please Kill This Parent Oedipuss Wrecks Award Goes To..." |
That walking Italian American stereotype, that WHINING KVETCHING PISSING MOANING BAG of 20 x 20 hindsight... Matriarch Paolo.Look, I'm a Jewish mom. I was raised by a Jewish mom. Some of my best friends, not to mention half my relatives, are Jewish moms. I know from guilt, I know from relentless verbal pessimism. This lady takes being a drag to a whole new level of dragocity, something like dragocity squared. Normally pacifistic, I actually want the oldest son to lean over the back seat and hit her in the face with a sharp object. Every time she opens her mouth.
The father from Team Dad Sucks comes in a close 2nd, though...dood, you should have laid off the fried Twinkies and Bud after the clan auditioned for this gig!
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HistoryDetective 9516 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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10-12-05, 11:57 AM (EST)
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1. "I completely agree." |
That is all. I'm nuts for Nutz ... and Syren too. journalI <3 ginger!
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Estee 57126 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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10-12-05, 12:01 PM (EST)
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3. "RE: I completely agree." |
Y'know what shocked me last night? Father Paolo can talk. I thought she would have beaten that out of him years ago.
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ginger 22512 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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10-12-05, 12:01 PM (EST)
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4. "RE: I completely agree." |
LAST EDITED ON 10-12-05 AT 12:01 PM (EST)Hi, Doll! (HD) Yo, Baby! (Estee Dahlin)
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Estee 57126 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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10-12-05, 12:24 PM (EST)
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7. "RE: I completely agree." |
I just found this quote taken from the TAR website:'Brian is painfully embarrassed by his family and is convinced he’s the only sane one in the bunch.' Before the series started, I would have put that down to his being sixteen, which is the age when everyone's family is painfully embarrassing and you're the only sane one in the bunch. Now...
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Estee 57126 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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10-12-05, 11:59 AM (EST)
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2. "RE: And the Please Kill This Parent Oedipuss Wrecks Award Goes To..." |
But what if she was an Italian-American Jew? 'cause with her PhD in guilt infliction, she should get a honorary induction into the religion. Either that or we'll have to declare her Catholic. Or, even better yet, deceased. I couldn't stand the first two episodes of the other groups calling the Paolos 'Team Jersey'. This is an insult to Jerseyans everywhere. If this was an NJ family, Trauma Paolo would have hit her in the face with a sharp object by now. Several times. And no one would have pressed charges, because all the potential arresting officers would be standing in line behind him and waiting their turn. 'Dragocity'. Why does that word make me picture some sort of fantasy computer game monster? 'It's my hoard! Do you know how much I had to sacrifice to get this hoard? All those centuries of giving everything I had for you, my health, my breath, my ability to know when to shut up...'
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northernlights 5058 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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10-12-05, 12:06 PM (EST)
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5. "Bet you can't wait for the..." |
...Throw Mamma From the Plane Roadblock, huh? My Dad is 72 and he could run circles around Wally who is only 51, and still have enough energy to kick his butt carrying soldiers. Nice to see you Ginger!
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ginger 22512 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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10-12-05, 12:15 PM (EST)
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6. "RE: Bet you can't wait for the..." |
I was surprised that Wally whimpered during the flight simulation thingee. After all, he's used receiving about a million Gs of pressure on a constant basis. And at least it was quiet in there.
I still have a hard time imagining this family making the determination to do an Amazing Race.
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Snidget 44369 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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10-12-05, 12:39 PM (EST)
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8. "RE: And the Please Kill This Parent Oedipuss Wrecks Award Goes To..." |
Great, now I have this song stuck in my headOedipus Rex, There once lived a man named Oedipus Rex, You may have heard about his odd complex. His name appears in Freud's index 'Cause he loved his mother. Happy Haunted Halloween!!
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nailbone 27263 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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10-12-05, 12:41 PM (EST)
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9. "RE: And the Please Kill This Parent Oedipuss Wrecks Award Goes To..." |
Wally's got severe confidence issues. Halloween Headache provided by RollDdice
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warp_core breach 469 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Daytime Soap Guest Star"
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10-12-05, 01:30 PM (EST)
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12. "RE: And the Please Kill This Parent Oedipuss Wrecks Award Goes To..." |
LAST EDITED ON 10-12-05 AT 02:04 PM (EST)Yo, Ginger! Don't diss my ma. The only disrespect comes from me and only me. You got that? Do you want me to make things anymore clear for you? You don't want me to come over there... All kidding aside, I agree with you. She's always the first to complain and when push comes to shove, she's dragging up the rear, complaining the whole time. WCB
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