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"Build the ultimate bashable TAR team!"
Estee 57126 desperate attention whore postings
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07-28-05, 10:17 AM (EST)
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"Build the ultimate bashable TAR team!" |
-- using bits of past contestants. We're going to play Frankenstein here by taking the best traits of those who have gone before and combining them into two entirely new monsters that are destined to lose -- if we're lucky. Given the way the seasons typically go, they'll probably be the first ones to the final mat... The rules, such as they are: 1. A 'trait' is a physical attribute, mental quirk, piece of clothing -- just about anything you want it to be.
2. No more than two traits per post. Spread it out a little.
3. No overriding. Once an individual monster has been given X's eyes, the next person can't replace them with Y's. But you can do X's eyes and then add Y's glasses. And a trait can be assigned to either or both members of a team, so you can give Teammate #1 a given contestant's language skills and assign a few more foreign tongues to Teammate #2.
4. The monsters have no determined gender or sexuality, so feel free to take from the entire TAR contestant pool.
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Estee 57126 desperate attention whore postings
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07-28-05, 10:19 AM (EST)
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1. "RE: Build the ultimate bashable TAR team!" |
LAST EDITED ON 07-28-05 AT 10:20 AM (EST)Kicking off: Because any team should have members willing to be daring and different, we'll shoot this one in the foot by granting one member Adam's love of trying new things. Making friends everywhere you go also helps, so someone had better have Kendra's appreciation of other cultures.
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Cleveland Guy 153 desperate attention whore postings
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07-28-05, 01:50 PM (EST)
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5. "RE: Build the ultimate bashable TAR team!" |
This is TOO EASY.Blake and Pages ability to keep track of minor things - LIKE MONEY Heave's ability to read directions and follow a clue.
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Max Headroom 10069 desperate attention whore postings
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07-28-05, 11:28 AM (EST)
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3. "RE: Build the ultimate bashable TAR team!" |
Having a bit of attitude myself, I would add Ray's Supportive Attitude and Flo's Tenacious Attitude.
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Estee 57126 desperate attention whore postings
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07-28-05, 01:52 PM (EST)
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6. "RE: Build the ultimate bashable TAR team!" |
Because you never know when it'll come in handy, I'm throwing in Colin's unmatchable talent for ox repair.
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Earl Colby Pottinger 2597 desperate attention whore postings
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07-31-05, 01:38 AM (EST)
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13. "RE: Build the ultimate bashable TAR team!" |
You forgot also his abilities to get the best price for taxi rides (saving your money is important). And his rapport with police services that insures he never get in trouble while in a non-western country.
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Cleveland Guy 153 desperate attention whore postings
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07-28-05, 03:51 PM (EST)
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7. "RE: Build the ultimate bashable TAR team!" |
Just too many here to resist. The Gutsy Grannies ability to book airline tickets Lenny's focus in looking for clues on roadblocks/detours
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ARnutz 13937 desperate attention whore postings
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07-28-05, 03:58 PM (EST)
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8. "RE: Build the ultimate bashable TAR team!" |
Flo's horrible shreiking voice.Bolo's counting ability.
  
'nutz: Proud member of the inoffensive OT Triumvirate... and Shroomhater! - shroom go boom!
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mikey 1150 desperate attention whore postings
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07-29-05, 02:17 PM (EST)
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11. "RE: Build the ultimate bashable TAR team!" |
LAST EDITED ON 07-29-05 AT 02:18 PM (EST)They would be wearing Wil's hat under Zach's hair with Josh's glasses.
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KeithFan 7422 desperate attention whore postings
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07-31-05, 02:44 PM (EST)
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14. "RE: Build the ultimate bashable TAR team!" |
Kendra's cultural sensitivity
Adam's diving skills
"To educate a man in mind but not in morals is to educate a menace to society." -- Theodore Roosevelt
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Ontheroadagain 936 desperate attention whore postings
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07-31-05, 06:43 PM (EST)
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15. "RE: Build the ultimate bashable TAR team!" |
How about Bolo's attention to details and Gretchen's elephant-riding ability.
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stephanyjml 5 desperate attention whore postings
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10-05-05, 01:46 AM (EST)
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25. "RE: Build the ultimate bashable TAR team!" |
We might want to add Ian's sensitive nature and his patience. As a bonus, he might bring along his disposable underwear.
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WubbysMom 1 desperate attention whore postings
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08-03-05, 09:13 PM (EST)
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16. "RE: Build the ultimate bashable TAR team!" |
Hi,
I think the team needs the Guido's matching wardrobe (especially the yellow polo shirts) and Brandon and Nikki's Hair (it was just too gorgeous to shave in the fast forward!)
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ceej 23 desperate attention whore postings
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08-14-05, 03:03 AM (EST)
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24. "RE: Build the ultimate bashable TAR team!" |
i tried not to say this--well, not really--but...kelly's understanding and support--cause you too can get out of anything!(along w/her borrowed lipstick--ewww!)
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08-05-05, 11:31 AM (EST)
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21. "RE: Build the ultimate bashable TAR team!" |
I thought we already did this - isn't that why Jonathan and Victoria got to participate?
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newsomewayne 9353 desperate attention whore postings
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08-10-05, 10:06 AM (EST)
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22. "RE: Build the ultimate bashable TAR team!" |
I want to include Ian's nurturing care and concern for the well-being of his partner.
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MsShel330 695 desperate attention whore postings
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08-13-05, 08:25 PM (EST)
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23. "RE: Build the ultimate bashable TAR team!" |
Even thought he's part of one of my all time favorite teams I have to say Frank's ego.Mirna's creativity (I'm sick, I need to go to a foreign country where I don't speak the language).
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