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Estee 55195 desperate attention whore postings
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06-20-07, 04:37 PM (EST)
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"Last Comic Standing #5 Episode #2 East Coast Update Thread"
the applicants aren't funny
the judges we would like to shoot
they actually gave a slot
to the damn gorilla suit
and the lowest comedy par
wasn't set by buck star --

-- kaitlin colombo, where are you?

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  Subject     Author     Message Date     ID  
 And now, in honor of Jim Wiggins: Estee 06-20-07 1
   RE: And now, in honor of Jim Wiggin... volsfan 06-20-07 2
 'Dont have sex in vans with strange... Estee 06-20-07 3
 RE: Last Comic Standing #5 Episode ... Estee 06-20-07 4
 RE: Last Comic Standing #5 Episode ... Estee 06-20-07 5
 Dear Ant, Estee 06-20-07 6
   RE: Dear Ant, volsfan 06-20-07 7
 They're throwing darts, right? Estee 06-20-07 8
 RE: Last Comic Standing #5 Episode ... Estee 06-20-07 9
 More sentences you will never say i... Estee 06-20-07 10
 RE: Last Comic Standing #5 Episode ... Estee 06-20-07 11
 Next week's auditions. Estee 06-20-07 12

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Estee 55195 desperate attention whore postings
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06-20-07, 08:33 PM (EST)
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1. "And now, in honor of Jim Wiggins:"
Will the show be a giant pile of poop today?
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2. "RE: And now, in honor of Jim Wiggins:"
I hope not! Here we go...let's see where this takes us.
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3. "'Dont have sex in vans with strangers'?"
Oh, great. Now someone tells me.
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4. "RE: Last Comic Standing #5 Episode #2 East Coast Update Thread"
What's honestly bothering me right now? The judges. I got more good lines from the rejections on Next Best Thing than I'm seeing from this trio. The comedy is showing up in the wrong place.

I'm also looking for more second-chancers from last season -- Kaitlin's one, Willie Parsons would be a good return -- and so far, it's been Gerry and no one else. Not a good sign: some of those people needed another shot.

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5. "RE: Last Comic Standing #5 Episode #2 East Coast Update Thread"
I don't even know how the Bobby Knight guy made it to the callbacks. I don't want to know what Ms. Throat-Popper did to reach the evening.

Some of the Ozites have to be better than this, right? Right?

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06-20-07, 09:07 PM (EST)
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6. "Dear Ant,"
Before accusing anyone of being a one-note comedian, you might want to check out this amazing new invention. It's called 'a mirror'.
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7. "RE: Dear Ant,"
SERIOUSLY! He is so full of himself.
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8. "They're throwing darts, right?"
Pulling straws?

Rock-paper-scissors?

Coin flips?

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9. "RE: Last Comic Standing #5 Episode #2 East Coast Update Thread"
Right, comedy is subjective, got it. Maybe that's why I feel like the best talent from the LA pool got left behind. It's just my subjective reaction to a very subjective thing.

Or maybe the judges just screwed up.

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10. "More sentences you will never say in sign langauge."
Okay, now I'm intrigued. This is a genuinely interesting subject. Let's see...

'I'm sorry: I'll go turn down the volume.'
'I couldn't understand him through his accent.'

Wait. In Australia, you might say that one all the time. After listening to that selection, I'm willing to bet their fingers waltz to a different Matilda. Did anyone understand half of that? What are these people speaking? Oh, right. It's Australia. They're speaking Beer.

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11. "RE: Last Comic Standing #5 Episode #2 East Coast Update Thread"
Right now, it feels like the Australian comics have been able to work a little edgier (and cleaner) than the US ones. Maybe that's the benefit of living in a country whose FCC hasn't gone insane.
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12. "Next week's auditions."
The good news: I think I saw Doug Benson in the previews.

The bad news: I'm also pretty sure I saw Theo.

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