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"LCS #4 Episode #5 East Coast Spoiler Thread"
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06-27-06, 04:42 PM (EST)
 
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"LCS #4 Episode #5 East Coast Spoiler Thread" |
Please keep all discussion of tonight's headlong rush to doom on this thread until the West Coast gets to see the fire inside the volcano's heart. Two comics at a time for elimination? Is anyone really keeping count here? Let's say they mix that rate with the finale of the prior seasons: that means we've got four episodes to go. Or they could go to six, then start removing one at a time. Or if we're very, very unlucky, you could be repeating after me: 'Theme Show, Guest Judges, Results Show, Seacrest Out!' Or they could just cancel the series right now, which would at least save us a lot of Stella's bitter interviews, scheduled to appear all over the Internet as soon as one person cares enough to listen to her. Two down, ten to go. And yes, I could have said 'nine' there, but...
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06-27-06, 08:02 PM (EST)
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2. "RE: Reminder:" |
Oh.All.Right. I said I'd do one after I got back from the desert, so I can take tonight.
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Estee 55195 desperate attention whore postings
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06-27-06, 08:20 PM (EST)
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3. "RE: Reminder:" |
Thanks. I've got one last session with Joe Rogan And The Six DAWs Of Doom, so I'll take the zero-count for the week.
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06-27-06, 09:02 PM (EST)
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6. "I agree ..." |
F--- you, Adam Corolla. That little pixie-troll is not funny. We were supposed to get rid of her this week and you f---ed up the whole plan.
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06-28-06, 07:55 AM (EST)
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29. "RE: I agree ..." |
Adam is an adolescent male in a man's body who enjoys the potty humor. He's a moron for picking Rebecca for immunity. She was horrible!
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Estee 55195 desperate attention whore postings
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06-27-06, 09:06 PM (EST)
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8. "Segment #2" |
Well, Ty describes it pretty well: he'd rather swim the ocean with Roz and Gabe strapped to his arms before doing this again. Bil and Kristen get the best material out of their magazines, but Rebecca goes scatological and there's nothing Adam Corolla loves more than a little (bleep) in the morning, so guess who gets immunity -- or, as she calls it, immunization, now available in Extra-Petite, unlike her semifinal wardrobe. Everyone celebrates their loss with a little game of touch football on the Queen Mary's deck. Kristen decides this isn't enough and asks Josh to hit her with a ball a few dozen times, right about where the legs meet the torso. No, really. Kristen's not taking things well.
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Estee 55195 desperate attention whore postings
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06-27-06, 09:17 PM (EST)
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10. "Segment #3" |
Rebecca flaunts her immunity like -- well, like Terry, only without the charisma and yes, I know what I just said -- then c-t vows to never challenge a woman, which she thinks includes Roz. Everyone heads into the boiler room to place their votes, where they are sadly joined by the amazing life-free host, now with extra circuitry. After too much vote recapping and some welcome antics from Josh and Bil in the voting room, we get -- nowhere. Three-way tie with two votes each for Joey, Bil, and Michelle -- and now it's up to Gabe 'Dr. Paper' Iglesias to break the tie with his patented random draw. Or not. Find out after these pointless commercials.
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06-28-06, 11:23 PM (EST)
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38. "RE: Segment #3" |
Estee! Thanks so much for clearing that up! Now that I know A.C. is actually bionic I am so relieved -- no need to keep waiting for human reactions . . . no worry over those repetitious intros -- it's just a stuck tape-loop! And perhaps we can look forward to a glorious finale when his programming really goes haywire and his head explodes, causing a subtle change of expression in his features! Oh, well, idle dreams. (Do ya suppose A.C. is only half his computer-designation? The other half being D.C.?)
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06-27-06, 09:20 PM (EST)
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12. "4-way tie" |
LAST EDITED ON 06-27-06 AT 09:25 PM (EST)4 way tie with 2 votes each - all perform, two stay, two go. Joey, Bil, Michele (again), and Chris (thanks to Gabriel's hat)
ETA: Everyone gets points in the PTTE, since none of us picked one of those four to go next. But each one of us has our winner at risk.
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Loree 8616 desperate attention whore postings
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06-27-06, 09:26 PM (EST)
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14. "RE: 4-way tie" |
Gabe is so scared of being accused of picking someone. This way he can blame the hat. But if I was Chris I would be angrier at him than if he had just picked me.
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Estee 55195 desperate attention whore postings
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06-27-06, 09:40 PM (EST)
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19. "RE: LCS #4 Episode #5 East Coast Spoiler Thread" |
Well, yeah, but -- so's Kenzie.
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06-28-06, 11:10 PM (EST)
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37. "RE: LCS #4 Episode #5 East Coast Spoiler Thread" |
Sure, Bebo. But Edward R. Murrow is a funnier host than Anthony Clark. Even while dead.
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Estee 55195 desperate attention whore postings
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06-27-06, 09:39 PM (EST)
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18. "Segment #5" |
Are we having fun yet? No? Me neither.Bil performs. I'm not even going to dignify it by repeating any of it. Go home, Bil. Bleah. Go listen to some stupid secrets or something. Michelle performs. Most of the performance cannot be repeated in a PG-13 setting with only two minutes to work on the entry. Still -- yeah. Remote-controlled vibrators? What is the market for this? Also, what's the range? The Amazing Life-Free Simul-Man appears and tells people to vote. The drones presumably comply. Depressing results shortly.
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06-27-06, 10:26 PM (EST)
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27. "RE: Results: " |
Well everyone disliked Stella and she was gone right away. Now nobody seems to know who to vote for. I don't see alot of hate between each other. They are mostly just worried about themselves.
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Loree 8616 desperate attention whore postings
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06-28-06, 08:55 AM (EST)
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33. "RE: Results: " |
Well unless she lucks into immunity next week. I think she will definitely be nommed. She should not have thrown it in everyone's face this week that she was safe.
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06-29-06, 11:33 PM (EST)
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39. "RE: Next week:" |
I wonder if part of the rules is that if someone has to leave for reasons other than elimination, their spot will go to the previous person eliminated, giving them another chance. Like if it would be out of Joey and Bill-who got the third highest percentage of audience vote after Michelle.
That's how American Idol does it anyway.
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06-28-06, 08:15 AM (EST)
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32. "RE: LCS #4 Episode #5 East Coast Spoiler Thread" |
Well, NBC is trying to make this show as unfunny and unwatchable as ever. I never knew this host/drone Anthony Clark before and I'm glad I wasn't missing anything. Could they have gotten a more monotone/lifeless/dull person to host this show? Seriously, this guy is a comic? I don't believe it.Michelle really surprised me last night and she had me laughing. She deserved to stay, even though it was at the expense of Bill and Joey who I thought could have done much better, but their sets were less-than-spectacular. At least my #1 pick is still in the running, although I am concerned that he said he used his "best" material for the head-to-head. That is not good. Rebecca needs to go next. I can't stand someone who sneaks by "UTR" or however else. I want her onstage so she can be booted for being an annoying, unfunny, unwitty troll doll. Now, the big question on my mind is who is getting ousted for breaking the rules? Are there rules? If so, what could they be? Seriously, there are a couple left who are breaking the cardinal rule of being on this show -- NOT being funny. Speculation as to the broken rule? Maybe someone calls out the Clark-bot as being an imposter comic? Maybe someone slanders NBC or an affiliate to the NBC corporation? Is everyone bathing? Maybe it's a hygeine issue? I'm just reaching.
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