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"Unofficial Road Rules Summary Ep. 12 & 13"
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"Unofficial Road Rules Summary Ep. 12 & 13"
I've decided to take the plunge and attempt to write my very first reality tv summary. Those of you that have seen the last two episodes of Road Rules-Campus Crawl, know that the following is a true description of events. Those of you lucky enough to have missed these episodes, here's what you've missed.

Previously on Road Rules...A group of generic BMP kids cram into an RV and make their way from college campus, to college campus, and compete for fabulous (NOT!) prizes.


IT AIN'T EASY BEIN QUEASY or BACK TO BACK, MAKE ME GAK

cattle cookoff, spew, vomit, cow brains, puke, retch, cow testicles, belch, cow penis smoothie, emisis, regurgitate, wheel of gross stuff, expectorate, hawk, skunk poo, sputter, slobber, purge, keck, maggot caviar, fill the bucket, hurl, hack, barf, ralph, burp, blow chunks, heave.


The End.

-true

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  Subject     Author     Message Date     ID  
 RE: Unofficial Road Rules Summary E... Mon Cherie 09-13-02 1
 RE: Unofficial Road Rules Summary E... Drive My Car 09-13-02 2
 RE: Unofficial Road Rules Summary E... Femme 09-13-02 3
 RE: Unofficial Road Rules Summary E... sticks 09-13-02 4
 RE: Unofficial Road Rules Summary E... Jizzy 09-13-02 5
 RE: Unofficial Road Rules Summary E... VampKira 09-14-02 6
 RE: Unofficial Road Rules Summary E... Asrai 09-15-02 7
 RE: Unofficial Road Rules Summary E... Mon Cherie 09-17-02 8
   RE: Unofficial Road Rules Summary E... true 09-17-02 9
       RE: Unofficial Road Rules Summary E... Mon Cherie 09-17-02 11
 RE: Unofficial Road Rules Summary E... ELCinOhio 09-17-02 10
   RE: Unofficial Road Rules Summary E... Mon Cherie 09-17-02 12
 Thanks, true AyaK 09-17-02 13
 RE: Unofficial Road Rules Summary E... LadyT 09-17-02 14
 RE: Unofficial Road Rules Summary E... HawkEye 09-18-02 15

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Mon Cherie 1813 desperate attention whore postings
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09-13-02, 04:26 AM (EST)
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1. "RE: Unofficial Road Rules Summary Ep. 12 & 13"
LMAO! I think you summed it up pretty well!

Mon
When one door of happiness closes, another opens; but often we look so long at the closed door that we do not see the one which has been opened for us.~ Helen Keller

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09-13-02, 07:44 AM (EST)
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2. "RE: Unofficial Road Rules Summary Ep. 12 & 13"
Excellant Summary True.
I think you really have a talent for these. I missed these episodes, but feel like I was right there ( and it smells bad). You have captured the essence of the series.


Buggy- totally cracking up!!

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09-13-02, 01:05 PM (EST)
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3. "RE: Unofficial Road Rules Summary Ep. 12 & 13"
Gosh, I missed it, but I really feel like I was there. Yeah, thanks a lot, mistress of discriptiveness. Blech.

Great summary, but a little long for my tastes! Pun fully intended.


Femme loves true!

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09-13-02, 01:05 PM (EST)
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4. "RE: Unofficial Road Rules Summary Ep. 12 & 13"
Thanks true! I saw Ep 12 featuring cow testicles and such. I missed the wheel of gross stuff and skunk poop though. I'm glad you summed it up for me.
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09-13-02, 05:16 PM (EST)
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5. "RE: Unofficial Road Rules Summary Ep. 12 & 13"
LAST EDITED ON 09-13-02 AT 05:31 PM (EST)


OMH, true!!! I LOVED this summary! I like the way you sucked me in with the ,I've decided ,right up front. As a witness to your somewhat less-than-quick decisive tactics in the past...you can imagine how I was instantly enthralled.

Once you sucked me in, I was captivated with such words as, vomit, skunk poo, maggot caviar and testicles. Your highly descriptive use of the words left no doubt in my mind, as to exactly what you were talking about it.

Oh..and the length of it...well I won't even go there...because when it comes to summaries...sometimes longer doesn't mean better.

*high fives his Buddy* oh..and true, too.


Good job, hon!

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09-14-02, 10:48 AM (EST)
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6. "RE: Unofficial Road Rules Summary Ep. 12 & 13"
ROFL!

Now THATS a summary, girlfriend!!!
I feel as if I were there! Wow!
Just for this, you deserve this.....


UT........

UT.....

UT-CH !!!!!!

Bless you!

Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe

Sing until it hurts....

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09-15-02, 11:33 PM (EST)
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7. "RE: Unofficial Road Rules Summary Ep. 12 & 13"
Ummm, I think I'm lost. Did somebody get sick? I wasn't really sure, the summary was way too long.



--thinks True rocks!

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09-17-02, 01:50 AM (EST)
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8. "RE: Unofficial Road Rules Summary Ep. 12 & 13"
LAST EDITED ON 09-17-02 AT 01:51 AM (EST)

You know, just when I thought we were gonna get through tonight's episode (9/16) without seeing vomit, there's Kendall, in full puke mode. *Sigh*

Mon

When one door of happiness closes, another opens; but often we look so long at the closed door that we do not see the one which has been opened for us.~ Helen Keller

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09-17-02, 10:22 AM (EST)
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9. "RE: Unofficial Road Rules Summary Ep. 12 & 13"
Can you believe it!?! They did it again! More vomit! This show has really sunk to new lows. I was considering doing another summary of last nights show, then I realized it would just be redundant.

This show BLOWS, literally.


-true


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Mon Cherie 1813 desperate attention whore postings
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09-17-02, 03:40 PM (EST)
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11. "RE: Unofficial Road Rules Summary Ep. 12 & 13"
Blows CHUNKS! Or in last night's case, pure alcohol. I'm surprised she had an esophagus lining after that. Between that show and Fear Factor I have chosen to fast on Monday nights.

*Hugs Mama True*
Mon

When one door of happiness closes, another opens; but often we look so long at the closed door that we do not see the one which has been opened for us.~ Helen Keller

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09-17-02, 12:49 PM (EST)
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10. "RE: Unofficial Road Rules Summary Ep. 12 & 13"
Great summary! About all the time this show needs anymore.


Just one question, what does BMP stand for?

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Mon Cherie 1813 desperate attention whore postings
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09-17-02, 03:43 PM (EST)
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12. "RE: Unofficial Road Rules Summary Ep. 12 & 13"
Oh, BMP stands for so many things. It's fun to come up with your own, like:

Blatantly Manipulative Pooheads.

Hey, this could be a new game!

Seriously, it stands for Bunim-Murray Productions, the *awesome* team of pure geniuses that continue to torture us with Real World and Road Rules. They also produced Love Cruise, and a few other reality shows.

Mon

When one door of happiness closes, another opens; but often we look so long at the closed door that we do not see the one which has been opened for us.~ Helen Keller

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09-17-02, 05:25 PM (EST)
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13. "Thanks, true"
true, thanks for the summary. Now I'm REALLY glad that I decided to leave the Real World/Road Rules summaries to PlanetSocks.
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09-17-02, 08:43 PM (EST)
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14. "RE: Unofficial Road Rules Summary Ep. 12 & 13"
LMAO!!!
This is so true of these episodes! Short and sweet, and great nonetheless


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09-18-02, 01:10 AM (EST)
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15. "RE: Unofficial Road Rules Summary Ep. 12 & 13"
> expectorate, hawk, skunk poo,

So what exactly was this so called hawk doing? What was his motivation being there. Does anyone really know? I mean he might be related

HawkEye
<the never end search for his sig pic continues>
Nothing can hide from the eye of a HAWK, especially a show he doesn't want to watch even more now
hehe I LOVED your summary my true friend

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