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"Real World Hollywood: First Impressions"
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"Real World Hollywood: First Impressions" |
Joey – Aspiring Actor. Prototypical meathead. Normally, this is a bad thing. Not this time, I expect him to be up quite likable as Brad was a few years back. Which reminds me I haven’t been this excited for a season since Real World San Diego. Joey is eventually going to throw someone through a wall and it is going to be glorious. His tape he sent in with him working out in the background was ridiculous. His diet consists of water, tuna, eggs, protein shakes, fruits, veggies, and oatmeal. That takes discipline, I’m impressed. PussyDabbler is definitely going to have a mancrush on him. He has never left Chicago, strange. He’s been getting beat up since he was 2 years old, no wonder he’s enormous. The only bad thing I can say about him, was that his I love Soccer Moms shirt was outrageous.
Kimberly – Aspiring entertainment host. Token dumb hot blonde chick. But, at least she has that southern good girl type of hot going on right now, instead of the Tricia (Real World Sydney) fake blonde trash look. She wants to be the person on T.V. that tells people when Lindsay Lohan goes to jail next. The more I listen to her talk, her voice really does it for me. Kimberly’s break down of Detroit where Will is from was priceless.
Dave – Aspiring Actor. Party boy jock from Pennsylvania. His introduction was hilarious when he explained how he’s good at everything he does. He must be hung like a horse because he got naked immediately and a couple times in just the first episode.
Sarah – Aspiring Broadcaster. The little innocent hot girl of the house. She graduated from ASU at age 20. I didn’t know that was possible there, did she ever party? Her boyfriend threatened the guys of the house in her tape. Her boyfriend would get destroyed by every guy in the house. Then, Sarah asks Will to take her gum off her tongue because she doesn’t want it anymore. Her boyfriend and her aren’t going to last past episode 5. And if they do, I really hope he visits the house and gets his butt beat. You can tell Sarah is a huge tease though, Will needs to be careful.
Will – Aspiring Producer. He just seems like a good guy. Seems like he’ll be up to doing anything and is going to be a real ladies man figuring he’s already flirting up two of the roommates in the first episode. And he’s a sick dancer. It’s official he’s going to get a lot of crap.
Brianna – Aspiring Singer. She looks like a $2 hooker. Oddly enough we find out during the episode she is a stripper. She was already on American Idol and made the top 45 meaning she shouldn’t have even been cast. No gay or lesbian person on the show, so she is the closest thing since I’m assuming she goes both ways. Brianna said her ex-boyfriend treated her like a dog and yet is still the love of his life. She is going to be easy to make fun of. Ten minutes later and we find out she has a warrant out for her arrest for punching her boyfriend in the face. You can’t write this stuff, I love the Real World. This chick has nothing going for her in life. The next Jessica Sierra is her ceiling.
Greg – Aspiring Nothing. He is an arrogant tool. I despise him and people that act like him. As obnoxious as he is, the whole calling woman ‘associates’ is quite hilarious. But, he also calls almost everyone he sees peasants, which is obnoxious. At one point he walked around the house saying “I am the chosen one.” You’re not a king dude. Greg refused to go to the bar because he saw the line. Are you serious? You are on the Real World dumbass, you wouldn’t have to wait in line. Greg made fun of Joey for wearing a t-shirt in the hot tumb, totally unnecessary. Then it sparks a mini altercation that will eventually end up in Joey giving him a reality check real soon. He then calls all of his roommates peasants, this won’t end well.
For the rest of my thoughts on this show, check out my website and article on it at http://michaelmoller.com/wordpress/archives/371
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KwietOne 1083 desperate attention whore postings
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04-18-08, 02:53 AM (EST)
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2. "RE: Real World Hollywood: First Impressions" |
Or maybe just missed it?  I think it was rigged to place Greg on the cast just to cause turmoil in the house. Although I did read a spoiler concerning him and another cast member. I agree; it's predictable. Uh, what do you do on a Saturday night? OH yeah! Let's go to a club or a bar! Oh sh**...I'm acting like Greg! But you gotta admit...a stripper with an arrest warrant out on her? Now, that's interesting. But Hollywood? Is the set trying to imitate Big Brother?
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04-18-08, 09:14 AM (EST)
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3. "RE: Real World Hollywood: First Impressions" |
Every season I wonder "have these people ever watched The Real World?" Does any of them have any dignity? Is Greg really stuck up or is he just not looking to make an a$$ out of himself? I'm not saying I like the guy but I don't see what the fuss was about either. Just because he called that one bar lame (which it totally was) the one girl jumps all over him. Then he was nice enough to make breakfast for everyone and they still acted like jerks to him.I'm having trouble remembering names, but the girl who graduated college at 20 is a dumb #####. Seriously, she comes on this show and acts immature then offers her gum via tongue to a guy she has not known for long. I'm sure she is going to put on a good show this season. She looks like the resident C*ck Tease and will no doubt be the one crying all the time. Whoa is me, blah blah. Her impressive early college graduation will in no doubt be overshadowed by her stupid behavior on the show. Doesn't she realize that employers now look at stuff like this? I like Will the most so far, even though I didn't want to see him liking the 20yr old. I'm sure that is just a passing thing. I really liked his reaction to the other girl being a stripper. I would have felt the same way. Of course, if I was a guy I would never had been attracted to her in the first place. The other people were just background for this episode, with the exception the small part mr. meathead played in it. He seems pretty nice right now but from previews I think we'll being seeing the real him soon. When he brought up how he lived in a house where he was beat on everyday my husband and I just looked at eachother, rolled our eyes and said "ahh, here we go again". Maybe that's rude but we're tired of the token "sad story" character. Oh well, that's my two cents.
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04-20-08, 10:20 PM (EST)
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7. "RE: Real World Hollywood: First Impressions" |
Keeping it simple...Kimberly: Bubblehead (nuff said) Joey: Will be the poor headcase in need of an intervention. Manson eyes say it all. Brianna: Misunderstood stripper with anger issues. Will be assigned to Joey's therapist. Greg: Pretty boy? I don't find him even remotely attractive. Needs to keep those freaky nips covered up! Arrogant & a bore. Sarah: Girl nextdoor. Slightly goofy & definitely half lit. Be the first to puke in someones shoes. Dave: Frat-boy. Yawnnnnnn Will: Cutie and won't handle conflict too well. He might need me to comfort him. * wicked grin *
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04-21-08, 03:29 PM (EST)
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8. "RE: Real World Hollywood: First Impressions" |
I'm looking forward to this season of debauchery.
So far, the entire cast is already on my nerves....and it's only been one episode. Greg? Take your associates and go away. I'm anxious to see how your 'high and mighty' attitude plays out. I hope you get your butt kicked. Brianna? You probably WISH you were a $2 hooker. You'd be lucky to get a quarter. (Sorry.....I shouldn't be so judgmental, but c'mon…) Will? Eh. Whatever. His dancing is fun, I guess. Sarah? You might be book-smart, but I have a feeling you are a totally gullible little fool underneath. Dave? You're ok. You remind me a little of my boyfriend...but he can be a cocky asshole too. Kimberly? Hmmm....you seem to be tolerable. Wonder when we'll see your psycho side. Joey? I hope you are in counseling.  We'll see. As annoyed as I get with these people, I always look forward to a new season!!
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04-22-08, 01:08 AM (EST)
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9. "RE: Real World Hollywood: First Impressions" |
I actually cannot stand ANY of the girls
I agree that PretyBoy is probably some actor.
If so, he's doing a damn good job at annoying them. haahaa good
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05-03-08, 10:29 PM (EST)
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14. "RE: Real World Hollywood: First Impressions" |
I can't decide if Greg is for real or not. Either way I don't like hom one bit. I don't like the stripper (Brianna?) either. I won't like Joey much longer if he keeps getting ripped and crying all over everyone. I think the blonde girl (Kim?) and the blonde dude (Dave?) are cute together. Don't have anything to say about the others.
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