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"Contestant Remedies for PH Withdrawal"
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sharking49 28 desperate attention whore postings
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10-03-03, 09:12 PM (EST)
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"Contestant Remedies for PH Withdrawal"
Did you ever think that you would become so addicted to Paradise Hotel that when it was over you would have severe withdrawal?? Well the PH guests thought we would so they have listed their remedies for our withdrawals knowing that of course as much as we loved them all we would be sure to follow their ideas. So here we go.

Tara----------walk around in an itty bitty bikini all day

Keith---------men work on your abs--women buy a 6pack and sigh

Charla--------lay around in bed all day and pretend to be a
barbie doll

Dave----------make a list of your friends names and predict
what they will do the next day

Holly---------push up your cleavage as much as you can and
make sure everyone notices while saying "me-
me--me"

Scott---------join the Boy Scouts and be loyal and true to
everybody-no doubt about it

Amy-----------eat bunches and bunches of chocolate and get
pudgy and lots of acne and run around saying
"Zach loves me"

Beau----------jump on a bed and get into a wrestler's
stance while growling

Melanie-------find a person with no personality -go up to
them and say "I make you nervous, don't I"

Desiree-------find someone that you know dislikes you and
kiss their butt or rub your nose in same area

Tom-----------buy a monkey and let it hang out with you so you
can have some friends

Alex----------go to your local casino and cheat

Kristin-------sleep with 40+ people

Matt----------listen to MY music

Zach----------go up to people and tell them you are better
than they are and if they disagree bring 50 of
your friends to beat them up

Toni----------practice bulging your eyes then go up to your best
friend, talk a bit, start letting your eye bulge,
and then stab them in the back(figuratively)

Well I hope you like their remedies--of course you can always add your own.
Mine is:

Sharking49-----Watch Survivor


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 RE: Contestant Remedies for PH With... Chrissy gal 10-03-03 1
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Chrissy gal 1413 desperate attention whore postings
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10-03-03, 10:58 PM (EST)
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1. "RE: Contestant Remedies for PH Withdrawal"
Very good Sharking! I like all of them, but I think I will just try your suggestion and watch Survivor!

Chrissy gal

"Never underestimate the potential psychosis of a reality show contestant." managerr

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10-04-03, 07:44 AM (EST)
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2. "PH still in my mind"
Disclaimer: I am not responsible for my subconscious. All characters are fictional representations, etc and so forth.

I just had this weird dream.
I was in a college classroom, taking notes (you know, where you are unfamiliar with whats going on but you have to catch up and pretend like you haven't just "quantum leap"ed in there). So the whole class gets up to go get something from the teacher and we return to our seats. Guess who's in mine? Zack. He's looking down and I'm standing in front of him.
A "Zack, uh, I was sitting there and I would like my chair back as all my stuff is there and there are no more seats available."
Z pushes me and slams the desk onto my legs. It hurts.
A "ZACK!!! What's wrong with you? YOU just physically assaulted me for the 2nd time this class. Don't you realize that you just hurt me? THis is enough."
(yelling) "Professor, call 911 AND the campus security. I have just been assaulted. They need to get over here asap. I am filing charges and I want HIM arrested right now. I'm not letting this go, Zack. I am trying the Police on my cel phone right now."
Lamy appears a few seats ahead of us and gives me the evil stare, so I walk over to her (but a desk is between us). She starts yelling at me right away.
A "What? That's right he's going to jail. What are you going to do? (she's yapping, I'm responding) Go ahead and yell I'll yell back at you. You are a b!!!! and you are just aggravating the situation for your boy there." blah, blah, blah.

Then I woke up.
Is this filling some need for me to see what I was hoping would happen during the show? Unsure. Probably. But I wasn't all riled up, maybe it was a release.
Make it go away. Now I can't watch next season.

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