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"Favorite PH Delusions (TTL)"
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"Favorite PH Delusions (TTL)"
Now that we've all "vented" about the thugs, I thought I'd try to get everyone interested in having some fun with it.

My favorite delusions:

10. Andon did NOT recently escape from an institution.
9. Kristin: "I don't think we did anything. Nothing to be ashamed of."
8. Everyone should be like Amy and Toni.
7. Friends will NEVER talk behind your back.
6. Zack is the most respected person on the show.
5. Beau: "They are ALL pathetic." Ok, that was LAST week.
4. Zack: "I've been out there, Amy, and people are on your side, not Charla's."
3. Tara's used sex to her advantage more than Kristin.
2. No silicone was harmed in the production of this show.
And the number 1 delusion of PH:
!
!
!
1. The world wants to see more TONI!!!!!!!!!!!!

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 RE: Favorite PH Delusions (TTL) sbeck 09-04-03 1
   RE: Favorite PH Delusions (TTL) Crazy4Jason 09-04-03 2
       RE: Favorite PH Delusions (TTL) sbeck 09-04-03 3
           RE: Favorite PH Delusions (TTL) Crazy4Jason 09-04-03 4
       RE: Favorite PH Delusions (TTL) Dakota 09-04-03 5
           RE: Favorite PH Delusions (TTL) Lahela 09-04-03 6
       RE: Favorite PH Delusions (TTL) DESTINYx69 09-10-03 22
 RE: Favorite PH Delusions (TTL) ugibugi 09-07-03 7
   RE: Favorite PH Delusions (TTL) ginger 09-08-03 8
       RE: Favorite PH Delusions (TTL) Dakota 09-08-03 9
           RE: Favorite PH Delusions (TTL) shaggy 09-08-03 10
           RE: Favorite PH Delusions (TTL) Lahela 09-08-03 11
               RE: Favorite PH Delusions (TTL) Angelfood 09-09-03 13
                   RE: Favorite PH Delusions (TTL) JenX 09-09-03 14
       RE: Favorite PH Delusions (TTL) coycutie 09-09-03 12
           RE: Favorite PH Delusions (TTL) Dakota 09-09-03 15
       RE: Favorite PH Delusions (TTL) oliveann 09-15-03 29
 more ttl delusions in paradise sorgee 09-09-03 16
   LOl Sorgee Breezy 09-10-03 21
 RE: Favorite PH Delusions (TTL) MakeItStop 09-09-03 17
   RE: Favorite PH Delusions (TTL) lroy 09-09-03 18
 More Delusions in P-Ho sbeck 09-09-03 19
 RE: Favorite PH Delusions (TTL) johnnycasino1 09-10-03 20
   RE: Favorite PH Delusions (TTL) Dakota 09-11-03 23
   RE: Favorite PH Delusions (TTL) oliveann 09-15-03 30
 More uncovered PHacts ... RebelYell 09-12-03 24
   RE: More Delusions Dakota 09-12-03 25
 RE: Favorite PH Delusions (TTL) Lindsay07 09-14-03 26
 RE: Favorite PH Delusions (TTL) Lindsay07 09-14-03 27
   RE: Favorite PH Delusions (TTL) Dakota 09-14-03 28

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09-04-03, 03:20 PM (EST)
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1. "RE: Favorite PH Delusions (TTL)"
LOL! I hope Toni and all her personalities get this message!
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09-04-03, 04:23 PM (EST)
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2. "RE: Favorite PH Delusions (TTL)"
Sounds like fun! Let me share my top 5...

#5 Zack is THE man
#4 Amy confesses she was a model for Noxema before the show
#3 All of the guests can't wait for the reunion show!
#2 Toni is the most sane person who checked in the hotel

And my #1 Favorite Delusion for Paradise guests is...

#1 Still not ashamed, Kristin & Alex agree to give all the money the stole on poker night to charity- they did it for a good cause!!!

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3. "RE: Favorite PH Delusions (TTL)"
LOL! Okay, I'll add mine, too:

(5) The lives of Alex, Kristin, and Amy are not lame.
(4) Beau still has dignity and integrity.
(3) Zack has the best body.
(2) Amy is a dancer.

....drum roll, please....

(1) Toni is a "lady" of Paradise.

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09-04-03, 04:32 PM (EST)
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4. "RE: Favorite PH Delusions (TTL)"
Luv #1 Sbeck!
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09-04-03, 06:11 PM (EST)
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5. "RE: Favorite PH Delusions (TTL)"
>Sounds like fun! Let me share
>my top 5...
>#4 Amy confesses she was a
>model for Noxema before the
>show

Why didn't she bring some with her?

>And my #1 Favorite Delusion for
>Paradise guests is...

>#1 Still not ashamed, Kristin
>& Alex agree to give
>all the money the stole
>on poker night to charity-
>they did it for a
>good cause!!!

ROFL!!!!! Luuuuvvvvvv it!

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09-04-03, 06:16 PM (EST)
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6. "RE: Favorite PH Delusions (TTL)"
LMAO sbeck! Ya'll are crackin' me up! Thanks...I needed a good laugh! HA!
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09-10-03, 07:19 PM (EST)
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22. "RE: Favorite PH Delusions (TTL)"
Thats a good one:
#4 she means she was one of the Human Testers for Noxema...lol
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7. "RE: Favorite PH Delusions (TTL)"
ZAck is the most respected person has to be the biggest delusion to date. LAmy actually beleives it.
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09-08-03, 05:22 PM (EST)
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8. "RE: Favorite PH Delusions (TTL)"
LAST EDITED ON 09-08-03 AT 05:32 PM (EST)

1. America is really impressed with the intelligence, sportsmanship and natural beauty of everyone EXCEPT CHARLA.
2. America is TOTALLY DISGUSTED WITH CHARLA.
3. America sees how no guest plots or disses people behind their backs or is in any way mean to other guests EXCEPT CHARLA.
4. America thinks CHARLA is responsible for the dotcom industry crash.
5. America thinks CHARLA is hiding weapons of mass destruction.
6. America thinks CHARLA stole its favorite skirt back in 1972.
7. America thinks ZACK AND AMY should be sent into space to pioneer a whole new colony of fun, pretty intergalactic goodwill ambassadors who will never ever be named CHARLA.
8. Oh, and America is not crazy about Dave and his ears, either.


(Actually, the outer space idea has a certain charm).


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9. "RE: Favorite PH Delusions (TTL)"
Best yet, Ginger!!!!!! ROFL!

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10. "RE: Favorite PH Delusions (TTL)"
Oh man, is that hilarious! I can't wait for Charla to leave PH and see what a hero people think she is.
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11. "RE: Favorite PH Delusions (TTL)"
Ok...after re-reading the first post in this thread by Dakota, I can't help but to visualize this:

All of the originals *sans Charla* lined up with bandana's on their heads like do-rags struttin toward the camera singin' It's a Hard Knock Life!

It's a hard knock life for us
it's a hard knock life for us
Instead of treated we get tricked
Instead of kisses we get kicked
It's a hard knock life!

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13. "RE: Favorite PH Delusions (TTL)"
And Toni already has the hair bandana.
Did you notice her doin her gangster little dance/strut/bounce at the table (with her elbows bent), but no one at the table was paying attention?

she badd now.

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14. "RE: Favorite PH Delusions (TTL)"
"she badd now"

LMFAO!!!!!! Deluded!

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12. "RE: Favorite PH Delusions (TTL)"
LAST EDITED ON 09-09-03 AT 01:18 AM (EST)

ROFL'ing & rolling & rolling..

thank you for that... i needed that badly..

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15. "RE: Favorite PH Delusions (TTL)"
Don't know if I can come up with 10, but a few:

10. Zack is loved; he be a MAN!
9. Dave ain't got nobody; he be nobody!
8. Dave misunderstood Andon - that was the day Andon forgot to take his medication.
7. Toni's quite the trend setter -- last night's "LooK" will be picked up by all the stars in LA, especially for visits with Betty Ford.
6. Scott's going to rock Holly's world - and Toni's and Melanie's and Charla's and . . .
5. Acmy looks good in blue eye shadow - talk about a comeback!
4. Charla feels guilty
3. Charla made herself look foolish
2. Charla doesn't deserve to win
and the nubmer 1 delusion of this week:

drum roll...


1. No one wants to look at Keith's body!

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29. "RE: Favorite PH Delusions (TTL)"
great ginger //purrfect
oh and 1 more "america thinks Tony rules'
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16. "more ttl delusions in paradise"
10)kristin and amy lost weight in paradise.
9)charla is a slut.
8)keith looks REALLY icky.
7)toni is model gorgeous.
6)toni is a classy broad with tons of diplomatic people skills.
5)none of the guys ever puked because they made out with toni.
4)kristin and alex are the most honest people in paradise.
3)desiree is attractive.
2)dave is a heartless bassturd.
and the #1 illusion is:
1)zack is on the cutting edge of high fashion - sweatbands are making a HUGE comeback.

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21. "LOl Sorgee"
I love your number 1.


*Breezy ... keeping OT satisfied since 2003*


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17. "RE: Favorite PH Delusions (TTL)"
More delusions:

Zack believing that Charla, Dave, Keith and Tara would want his phone number.

Zack and Amy believing that they are going to have a wonderful future together.

Pretty much anything that Zack believes about himself, such as he is good looking, he has a great personality ... you get the idea.


“those fricken evil stepsisters of mine are not going to win the million dollars.” -- Christy

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18. "RE: Favorite PH Delusions (TTL)"
>Zack believing that Charla, Dave, Keith
>and Tara would want his
>phone number.

I laughed out loud when Zacha$$ was talking about not giving them his number. Sheesh, this boy is delusional.

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19. "More Delusions in P-Ho"
LOL at all of these!!! Here are some more

(5) America's proud of the way Retin-Amy has played P-Ho.
(4) Holly and Scott have a special love bond.
(3) Beau deserved to return to P-Ho.
(2) Dave is a nobody, and no one likes him.

and the number 1 delusion in paradise...

(1) Zack's amazing gameplay strategy likens him to Scottish revolutionaries, and he would have been a better Rob Roy than Mel Gibson (I mean, check out those abs!)!

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20. "RE: Favorite PH Delusions (TTL)"
This may not fit perfectly under this topic, but over the weekend one of the topics (delusions) on the message board under Paradiseonfox.com was something like "I hope Victor wins it all" -

I couldn't find it today, but it was hilarious. Somebody posted that the threads about Victor keeps getting deleted as Fox is trying to hide the fact that he is so much better than anyone else on the show.

Somebody wrote that Victor could win it all with the way he's playing - They talked about him having an affair with Smokey, throwing Amy into the pool. Basically, just making stuff up. I was surprised how many people had messages like "who is victor, I don't remember him on the show" or saying that "Amy and Zack could beat Victor any day."

Here's a message from a thread that's still there "You can tell yourself that it was just a joke. Victor was THE ONLY guy on the show who was able to beat DAve in tennis and they totally edited most of it out because they want Dave to look like a champ. That's what's so appalling about this show - how they like to edit Victor scenes so that Dave and Charla look like the heroes, when it's really been Victor."

I don't know if this link will work, but you can click
http://forums.prospero.com/foxphotel/messages/?start=Start+Reading+%3E%3E

Under topic "Victor is Such A Loser" - look under off-topic threads. - For some reason, most of the messages were deleted.

Tony

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23. "RE: Favorite PH Delusions (TTL)"
Go Victor, Go Victor, Go Victor!!!!!
Is there a fan club? Does he have a website? Love his ABS!!!!
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30. "RE: Favorite PH Delusions (TTL)"
whats with the tony signaturee Zack lol
is this victor really aploy to change the subject back to the ewww originals original stupids i 'd laugh at them if they
looked cross eyed cause they are just so stupid!!!!!!
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24. "More uncovered PHacts ..."
-- Andon's most recent tattoo lacerated his one living brain cell.
-- Toni actually created the term "Game On!" as a writer in the original "Wayne's World" movie when she was 27. (You do the math.)
-- Smokey has more personality than both Tom and Desiree.
-- In three consecutive episodes, Victor has more air time than Tom.
-- Beau and Scott are actually the same actor playing two different roles.
-- Toni invented Yahtzee.
-- Matt was the smartest guy on the show and best friends with Victor.
-- Zach's psychosis is a result of four generations of in-breeding.
-- Amy is Zach's sister. And first cousin.
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25. "RE: More Delusions"
10. Victor is a hoax -- Ha! We'll see.
9. Victor didn't play the game well.
8. Victor doesn't deserve to win.
7. Victor didn't do Kristin.
6. Victor is a plant.
5. Victor can't beat tOni at mud wrestling (big O makes Victor think of her eyeballs)
4. Victor thinks Desperee is a hottie
3. Victor doesn't like Keith
2. Victor respects Zack
and the No 1 delusion:


1. Victor won't get Smokey away from Tom!

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26. "RE: Favorite PH Delusions (TTL)"
lmao! I seriously hope all those idiots read these!Here are some more..

6-America loves Toni, not Charla.

5-Keith looks like a racoon, and Zach is just pure perfection.

4-Toni NEVER walks away from confrontations that she starts
(i.e. when she "called Tara out")

3-Amy has the most flawless skin I have ever seen!


2-Amy and Zach are truly in love and have a very bright future ahead of them.

1-Toni doesn't have a penis.

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27. "RE: Favorite PH Delusions (TTL)"
Here's one more delusion...

-AMY HAS ACCOMPLISHED MORE IN HER LIFE AT 21 THAN TARA EVER WILL.


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28. "RE: Favorite PH Delusions (TTL)"
>Here's one more delusion...
>
>-AMY HAS ACCOMPLISHED MORE IN HER
>LIFE AT 21 THAN TARA
>EVER WILL.

Ah, yes. Ranks right up there with Zack being respected and loved; Beau being Zack's best friend, and the check's in the mail.

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