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waterbug 38 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Beauty Pageant Celebrity Judge" 01-20-03, 10:23 PM (EST) "Joe Mill Ep 3 best/worst lines" Warning: this post talks about tonight's show, but for those not on EST, I'll try to waste some space here so I don't give anything away (and I won't give away the end just in case). We heard some great lame-oid lines tonight, from the gals as well as from Joe. Any favorites? I particularly liked MoJo's discussion about women with hats -- it shows they're confident, that they don't need to hide. WTF??? Her big floppy hats hide her face half the time, not to mention slapping Evan upside the head every time he tried to talk to her at the Moulin Rouge. Runner up: Zora's saying "I don't want to talk about that" when she clearly didn't want to talk about freakin' anything. ~~ waterbug ~~   Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

Subject     Author     Message Date     ID    RE: Joe Mill Ep 3 best/worst lines MellowYellow 01-21-03 1    RE: Joe Mill Ep 3 best/worst lines Q 01-21-03 2    RE: Joe Mill Ep 3 best/worst lines dajaki 01-22-03 10  RE: Joe Mill Ep 3 best/worst lines smiles 01-21-03 3    RE: Joe Mill Ep 3 best/worst lines SurvivinDawg 01-22-03 9  Too many to quote Bebo 01-21-03 4  RE: Joe Mill Ep 3 best/worst lines frisky 01-21-03 5  Watch where you pop your cork! ginger 01-21-03 6    RE: Watch where you pop your cork! MellowYellow 01-21-03 7  RE: Joe Mill Ep 3 best/worst lines starshyn99 01-22-03 8

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MellowYellow 346 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Cooking Show Host" 01-21-03, 02:21 AM (EST) 1. "RE: Joe Mill Ep 3 best/worst lines" The "hat=confidence" theory Mojo threw out was one of the best lines I have ever heard! I am just shocked the Parisian fashion police did not have her arrested, in France hats are worn for Easter church services and deer hunting with visiting dignitaries. Exceptions made for berets, which can be worn at anytime except Easter church services and deer hunting. Berets must be worn by men born in 1920 or earlier. As far as funny lines, there were many, and a lot of them were in the way they were edited, in a "he said, she said" fashion. I liked Allyson being described as "sophisticated" and wearing a light blue 3/4 coat over a mid-calf red skirt in the next shot. I loved the reassuring "Trust us" to Mojo by others when she modeled the hat. Classic! One word of advice to all men. Do not ever buy a woman shoes!!! Sara was gracious in pretending she liked the "strappy things" (that was a good line) Evan picked out. She HATED them! I hated them! Imelda Marcos wouldn't have given them a second look! I don't care how much he paid for them, those were the most butt ugly shoes to ever make prime time!   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

Q 2569 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Survivor-themed Cruise Spokesperson" 01-21-03, 09:09 AM (EST) 2. "RE: Joe Mill Ep 3 best/worst lines" I loved the reassuring "Trust us" to Mojo by others when she modeled the hat. Classic! Totally agree with you there. When they all were like, yes go for it, I was saying, ARE YOU CRAZY. You are competing with these woman for his attention, and you are going to trust their fashion advice. I'm sure they would have let her wear a barrel and told her she looked great! Too funny.   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

dajaki 1453 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Beef Jerky Spokesperson" 01-22-03, 05:30 PM (EST) 10. "RE: Joe Mill Ep 3 best/worst lines" I loved hearing Paul refer to Evan and his "posse" of girls. Uh, Paul, it's called a harem.   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

smiles 675 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Reality Show Commentator" 01-21-03, 02:45 PM (EST) 3. "RE: Joe Mill Ep 3 best/worst lines" LAST EDITED ON 01-21-03 AT 02:48 PM (EST) Personally, I liked the Melissa M. mumbo jumbo about the painting. Evan "She loved it" Mellissa M "I hate it. I look like I have big buck teeth" (Exactly what I thought) Oh, and I also liked the Evan bulldozer slip with Zora. Lucky for him, her conversation brain waves didn't pick up on that either. Edited to ad the slip . . .   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

SurvivinDawg 6816 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 01-22-03, 02:21 PM (EST) 9. "RE: Joe Mill Ep 3 best/worst lines" I suspect that the "bulldozer" conversation was edited... if I recall, on a commercial showing that line, Zora DID react with a "What?". That wasn't shown on the show. And it's all the more reason why I think the women either know or have figured out something of what is going on, OR there's something they know that we don't... It's ah CONSPEERACY, Ah Tellya! Contradictions don't exist. If you are faced with a contradiction, check your premises. You will find that one of them is wrong. -- Ayn Rand, Atlas Shrugged   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

Bebo 20880 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 01-21-03, 02:47 PM (EST) 4. "Too many to quote" The Mojo hat comment was the best sound bite. But what cracks me up the most about this show is hearing Evan's confessionals when he misinterprets the responses of the women (ex. Melissa loving the portrait). Woman may be from Venus, but this guy is so off-base, he should call Pluto home. Royalty, shmoyalty...EVIL rules!   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

frisky 11684 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 01-21-03, 03:59 PM (EST) 5. "RE: Joe Mill Ep 3 best/worst lines" 1. All of Evan's references to the River "Sane" made me cringe. 2. The bulldozer comment cracked me up. I'm sure Zora caught on. "So, how long has it been?" "D-uh, well, two years but it *seems* like three weeks."   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

ginger 22511 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 01-21-03, 04:17 PM (EST) 6. "Watch where you pop your cork!" I thought the best moment was when Evan was by himself on the balcony, talking about how "this" was "pretty great" (this being Paris; yeah, Evan, more people should discover this little town.. it's kind of classy, like, and the lights are real purty) and popping a bottle of champagne open. A moment later we heard some poor frenchman spewing anti-bohunk americaine invective a moment later - guess Evan put someone's eye out!   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

MellowYellow 346 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Cooking Show Host" 01-21-03, 08:27 PM (EST) 7. "RE: Watch where you pop your cork!" Lol! For a brief moment when he popped the cork on the boat, I could have sworn it was a plastic cork! Andre's, ya all!   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

starshyn99 174 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Blistex Spokesperson" 01-22-03, 01:28 PM (EST) 8. "RE: Joe Mill Ep 3 best/worst lines" The thing that drove me crazy was at the end, he kept going on and on about how it was a difficult decision. Oh, it is so hard to decide... oh my... One of the girls, Allison, basically said, you suck and I don't want to do this. Umm, how is that a hard decision?   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

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