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PLEASE NOTE: The Reality TV World Message Boards are filled with desperate
attention-seekers pretending to be one big happy PG/PG13-rated family. Don't
be fooled. Trying to get everyone to agree with you is like herding cats,
but intolerance for other viewpoints is NOT welcome and respect for other
posters IS required at all times. Jump in and play, and you'll soon find out
how easy it is to fit in, but save your drama for your mama. All members are
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complete guidelines.
As entertainment critic Roger
Ebert once said, "If you disagree with something I write, tell me so, argue
with me, correct me--but don't tell me to shut up. That's not the American way."
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"Why is there so much homosexuality in today's TV programming?"
Cygnus X1 7505 desperate attention whore postings
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01-21-06, 01:14 PM (EST)
 
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1. "RE: Why is there so much homosexuality in today's TV programming?" |
*runs for the bunker*
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Estee 55195 desperate attention whore postings
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01-21-06, 02:04 PM (EST)
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2. "RE: Why is there so much homosexuality in today's TV programming?" |
I'm sorry. Could someone translate this for me? I don't speak troll.
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Estee 55195 desperate attention whore postings
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01-21-06, 04:19 PM (EST)
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5. "RE: Why is there so much homosexuality in today's TV programming?" |
Well, to be completely honest here -- it's not really one of my favorite dishes. For starters, you have to deal with the fact that while trolls always come fresh, the packaging is guaranteed to be incredibly stale, which doesn't exactly help the flavor. Oh, and trolls are really stringy. There's no real meat to anything in the package: just some torn ligaments wrapped around hollow bone, desperately trying to hold the illusion of a whole creation in place and not making it by roughly one hundred percent. (Perhaps needless to say, there's no organs anywhere in a serving of troll, so if you like hearts and brains, you're better off getting just about anything else.) When you get that kind of raw material, the only thing to do is tenderize it. Which means hitting it. And you hit it over and over and over for hours on end and you always reach this point where you realize that while hitting the troll has given you a pretty good workout, what you've got is still stringy and completely hollow and tastes like dust bunnies. Dust bunnies filled with sewage. But that's when you hit my favorite part of the recipe. Someone with taste and discretion and a really big hammer comes along, and guess what they do? They throw the troll away. And then everyone goes out for pizza instead.
...oh, would I love a pizza right about now...
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grampi 3 desperate attention whore postings
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01-21-06, 05:04 PM (EST)
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9. "RE: Why is there so much homosexuality in today's TV programming?" |
I see this forum is full of the same left wing loonies that's putting all this garbage on TV.
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Estee 55195 desperate attention whore postings
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01-21-06, 05:29 PM (EST)
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17. "RE: Why is there so much homosexuality in today's TV programming?" |
Sheila: Times have changed
Our kids are getting worse
They won't obey their parents
They just want to fart and curse!Sharon: Should we blame the government? Liane: Or blame society? Dads: Or should we blame the images on TV? Sheila: No, blame Canada Everyone: Blame Canada Sheila: With all their beady little eyes
And flappin' heads so full of lies Everyone: Blame Canada
Blame Canada Sheila: We need to form a full assault Everyone: It's Canada's fault! Sharon: Don't blame me
For my son Stan
He saw the darn cartoon
And now he's off to join the Klan! Liane: And my boy Eric once
Had my picture on his shelf
But now when I see him he tells me to (censored) myself! Sheila: Well, blame Canada Everyone: Blame Canada Sheila: It seems that everything's gone wrong
Since Canada came along Everyone: Blame Canada
Blame Canada Copy Guy: They're not even a real country anyway Ms. McCormick: My son could've been a doctor or a lawyer rich and true
Instead he burned up like a piggy on the barbecue Everyone: Should we blame the matches?
Should we blame the fire?
Or the doctors who allowed him to expire? Sheila: Heck no! Everyone: Blame Canada
Blame Canada Sheila: With all their hockey hullabaloo Liane: And that be-yotch Anne Murray too Everyone: Blame Canada
Shame on Canada
For...
The smut we must stop
The trash we must bash
The laughter and fun
Must all be undone
We must blame them and cause a fuss
Before somebody thinks of blaming us!
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Estee 55195 desperate attention whore postings
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01-21-06, 05:14 PM (EST)
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12. "RE: Why is there so much homosexuality in today's TV programming?" |
Gin!...wait, that's probably insulting to alcoholics... Bingo! ...hold up. There's a racist conotation somewhere in there. Let me try again... Eureka! ...which is Greek, and we're in America, so I have to speak English... Goooooooooaaaaallll! ...yeah, like real Americans watch soccer... ...a little help here?
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Estee 55195 desperate attention whore postings
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01-21-06, 05:17 PM (EST)
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13. "RE: Why is there so much homosexuality in today's TV programming?" |
Pizza please!Maybe we can serve pizza whenever Rory's out for a walk. That way, we can be sure he won't eat any. So what did you want on your pizza? I usually go for sausage. Wait ... Did I not do enough "critical thinking" before posting a response? Don't ask me. I've never criticized anyone or anything in my life.
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Estee 55195 desperate attention whore postings
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01-21-06, 09:13 PM (EST)
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31. "RE: Why is there so much homosexuality in today's TV programming?" |
And really, who knew seven inches was that big? (Gretchen didn't.)
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01-21-06, 10:24 PM (EST)
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33. "RE: Why is there so much homosexuality in today's TV programming?" |
Yeah but Mary Adam wasn't the biggest wiener...that was Jonathon. I had to write the summary to that mess of an episode!
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