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"The Bachelor"
Loree 8616 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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04-03-02, 10:04 AM (EST)
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1. "RE: The Bachelor" |
This show is my guilty pleasure. It is hilarious to watch. And I keep waiting for at least one woman to refuse the rose she is offered. There has to be at least one woman that doesn't think he is The Man!
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Ashmo 545 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Reality Show Commentator"
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04-03-02, 04:06 PM (EST)
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5. "RE: The Bachelor" |
And I keep waiting for at least one woman to refuse the rose she is offered. That is EXACTLY what I am waiting for! If it doesn't happen this season, then one of us needs to try out for the next season, and get casted just so we can make history.....I would do it, but I'm not 21 yet.
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SkyRaider 1301 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Beef Jerky Spokesperson"
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04-03-02, 10:53 AM (EST)
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2. "RE: The Bachelor" |
Someone actually watches this horrible, horrible show? Um, I meant someone other than myself, that is! I was expecting Melissa (the Fran Drescher lady-in-waiting) to dive on him and rip his throat out. Why he didn't keep the cute little Asian woman, I have no idea. He picks the ugliest of the ugliest white-breads and dumps her? She's (1) a doctor (2) lives/practices in Hawaii (3) has small hands. She could keep me in the manner I could become accoustomed to very easily in a nice locale, write me nice prescriptions - and when those bi-annual prostate things come about for guys? Two words: small hands! Sweet. I doubt very seriously if the guy really is interested in marrying a woman anyhow. He is too good looking to be true, mid-late 20's, lives in San Francisco and said his parents 'would just love to see him married and can't understand why he hasn't found the right woman yet.' Um, folks, I think he has something he'd like to discuss with you the next time he gets back home.
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Loree 8616 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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04-03-02, 01:55 PM (EST)
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3. "RE: The Bachelor" |
Is he only in his 20's? I thought he was 31 or somewhere around that age. I remember some of the women commenting that a few of the younger women were too young for him. Boy some of these women can get catty. But that is what makes it fun to watch.
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SkyRaider 1301 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Beef Jerky Spokesperson"
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04-03-02, 02:18 PM (EST)
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4. "RE: The Bachelor" |
Is he only in his 20's? I thought he was 31 or somewhere around that age. I think that you're probably right. I couldn't remember for sure and figured I'd err on the younger age, given the youth of the, um, ladies he is considering. When they were in the "mud bath" I clutched my beer can tightly, licked the orange Cheetos off my fingers, adjusted my green John Deere cap tightly over my jug ears, let my jaw go slack and thought to myself, "Holy cow! Mud....women.....Cat fights in the mud! Does it get any better without Tractor Races?" But, sigh, alas, it was not to be.
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Dianetic 618 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Reality Show Commentator"
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04-11-02, 10:27 AM (EST)
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10. "RE: The Bachelor" |
I saw the first episode and a bit of the second one but I thought he said he was 28. Can anybody tell me which 4 girls are left? Describe them because I have no idea what their names were.I see Skyraider picked up on the same impression I got; I think our boy prefers the company of men.
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Dianetic 618 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Reality Show Commentator"
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04-12-02, 05:55 PM (EST)
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15. "Thanks Ashlee" |
I'm glad he kept Shannon. Maybe he isn't as gay as I think he is afterall.
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Bebo 21083 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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04-09-02, 12:54 PM (EST)
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6. "Rhonda's attack" |
I swore I wasn't going to watch this, but...Rhonda may have thought Alex was perfect for her, but she's definitely too psycho hose beast. She knew the moment she saw him that he was perfect for her? And she has an anxiety attack because he's not committed to her after such a short time? Hope Alex doesn't come home one night to find a rabbit boiling on his stove...
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shakes the clown 3366 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Car Show Celebrity"
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04-09-02, 04:22 PM (EST)
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7. "RE: Rhonda's attack" |
I loved the fact that they showed her having the attach, showed the ambulance and the fire truck pulling up, and then they cut to a commercial.....then, they come back from commercial and you naturally assume they are going to do a follow-up on the Rhonda story or at least tell the audience what happened to her, but instead they cut right into the previews for next week.That was a pretty amateur and bushleague move by ABC...after all, this is a tv show, not a David Lynch movie, ALL subplots MUST have some sense of closure to them. How about that one chick, random blonde #3, making the big move minutes before the rose ceremony and going in for the makeout session.....it paid off cause it didn't look like she was going to get a rose up until that point.
And speaking of classy.....rolling around on the floor of a restaurant...how disgusting was that! I'm curious, did that one brunette gold digger whore get to keep the jewelry and dress or was that just for the date? This show is okay, but I can tell its gonna get pretty boring with 3 episodes left and only 4 whores to fvck with...its gonna be one big happy crying lovefest, just like the typical season finale for TI, only 3x as long. They cut people too quickly on this show...they should've dragged it out a little bit cause that is the only part of this show that is slightly entertaining.
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true 9689 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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04-09-02, 04:48 PM (EST)
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8. "RE: Rhonda's attack" |
>I'm curious, did that one brunette gold digger whore get to keep the jewelry and dress or was that just for the date?<Well, I can't say for sure, ok, I will say for sure, NO WAY did she get to keep those jewels. I'm sure they were on loan, from Harry Winston, similar to the way they loan out jewelry to stars for the Oscars etc..If that stuff was the real thing, and I am guessing that it was, it probably cost more than the entire budget for the show. I believe everything went back at the end of the date, ala Cinderella. About Rhonda, I thought it was tacky tacky tacky to show her having a panic attack. Especially since they didn't follow up at all. She was (is) obviously a very troubled person, it just seemed so cheap to use her that way. That girl needs help, I hope she gets it. Who was the blonde that he was kissing? She hasn't been seen at all. This show is hysterical. It is so obvious that these women are more concerned with remaining on the show, than they are about Alex. Give me a break, you can't tell me that they all find him so damn perfect. true
True friends stab you in the front -Oscar Wilde
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lionsroar 157 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Blistex Spokesperson"
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04-10-02, 02:25 PM (EST)
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9. "RE: Rhonda's attack" |
LOL the attack was too funny. I couldn't believe they called an ambulance lol lol lol. Poor girl must've been humiliated and Alex must've been Praising the good lord that he got rid of this chic when he did. This was the first time I've watched this show and I couldn't believe how utterly desperate these 'ladies' are...get a LIFE lmao. My hubby left the room ASAP but I'm already addicted. I haven't had so much fun since I watched John and Robert row backwards last week in the RC on survivor. Can't wait to see how big this guys head gets with all these women falling all over him. What a blast.
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PagongRatEater 12996 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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04-11-02, 04:12 PM (EST)
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12. "RE: Rhonda's attack" |
My first time too and it is definitely a bad show. I think Shakes is right that it will turn into a total, for lack of a better term, girly-show now that we are down to the last four.I couldn't believe that girl who kissed her way into the final four. I've only watched one episode but that seems to be a pretty clear indicator of how this guy works. This guy has the best scam ever going. I wonder if they will ever do "The Married Guy Looking for Cheap Sex" cause I would be sooo in.
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L82LIFE 5333 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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04-11-02, 05:07 PM (EST)
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13. "RE: The Bachelor" |
This show has me cracking up. I only saw the last half of Mon. night's show, and I had seen the last 10 min. the week before. I think I've seen the best parts, though. To watch those women get all catty-eyed pissy when their names don't get called is too funny. The anxiety attack was so weird. You've known this guy for like, tow week, and you're so upset that he dumped you that you have a breakdown? FREAK! Did she think this would gain her some sympathy from Alex and that he'd take her back? LOL
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Ahtumbreez 10456 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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04-12-02, 08:24 AM (EST)
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14. "RE: The Bachelor" |
My question is "who in the heck would want to go on a show like this?". If you couldn't get a date before you showed the nation what a psycho/needy/slutty woman you are then whose going to date you after. Ok, well I guess the slutty part might get you a few dates but really girls what were you thinking!
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lionsroar 157 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Blistex Spokesperson"
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04-16-02, 08:46 AM (EST)
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16. "Down to Three" |
I can't believe he got rid of the best one! Kim was sweet and down to earth and her family was adorable. He kept Shannon????? She liked her dog better than him and her parents didn't even like him! She is a stuck up snob..what is with his taste?? Amanda is the next down to earth one and I bet she goes next week. This guy is gonna be miserable if he marries Shannon. What a joke!
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lionsroar 157 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Blistex Spokesperson"
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04-17-02, 01:13 PM (EST)
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22. "RE: Down to Three" |
yep that was her. She might've got in by a kiss but she was by far the one with the sweetest personality and the most down to earth. He has just awful taste..no wonder he's still single at 30 something.
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PagongRatEater 12996 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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04-16-02, 01:53 PM (EST)
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19. "RE: Down to Three" |
She never deserved to be in the Final Four and the only reason that she did make it was because she was willing to mack down with the Batch in the last five minutes of the previous episode. The other three are the ones he really likes, but I can't believe Tessa really gives a damn about him.
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SkyRaider 1301 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Beef Jerky Spokesperson"
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04-16-02, 08:58 PM (EST)
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20. "RE: The Bachelor" |
Shannon strikes me as the type who wouldn't even give him a hand job until he promised not to get any on her dress (or dog.) She looks a lot like the one on Love Cruise who kissed and told on Mike.
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sticks 1165 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Politically Incorrect Guest"
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04-18-02, 11:05 AM (EST)
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23. "Alex was rejected from Survivor 4" |
I heard on the radio this morning that the Bachelor, Alex, tried out for Survivor 4 and got rejected. Then ABC found him for the Bachelor. The DJs speculated that Alex was too smart to be on Survivor because of his Harvard degree, but I doubt that is the case. Maybe Alex can be on the Celebrity edition of Survivor.
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twentyfourseven 31 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Beauty Pageant Celebrity Judge"
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04-18-02, 05:15 PM (EST)
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24. "RE: The Bachelor" |
I think I'll go out on a limb here and say that whomever he chooses, the relationship will be over in a matter of months. MAYBE it'll last a couple of years at most. Seems like when 'Real Life' kicks in with bills, arguments, jealousy, you name it, the s**t will hit the fan. Cause when the fantasy of exotic vacations, rented limos, and everyone on their best behaviour fades.........
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Serendipity 525 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Reality Show Commentator"
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04-22-02, 06:12 PM (EST)
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26. "RE: The Bachelor" |
Didn't even last a couple of MONTHS, never mind years.Alex was seen at a party by one of the Howard Stern producers, and he was with another woman. The producer asked him what happened to the girls from the show, and Alex said it just didn't work out.
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Kokoro 3899 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Thong Contest Judge"
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04-22-02, 07:47 PM (EST)
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27. "RE: The Bachelor" |
Damnit, that really ruins the romantic ending....I guess we won't see a "where they are now" segment haha---------------------------------------- Now let us never speak of S3 again. Kathy: Paschal, they're going to vote us off one by one. Paschal: So? Stop Discrimination Now
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Swami 5885 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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04-20-02, 12:29 PM (EST)
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25. "RE: The Bachelor" |
I've watched the show three times. First episode, sometime in the middle, and the last one, where he narrowed the field down to three. I think the show is sooo funny, and I wish I had seen more eps, like the panic attack one you were all talking about!I think this week he's supposed to have over-night dates with each of the three. That should be fun. Maybe we will find out if Shannon puts out, or just what the hell her little "I have standards that I can't talk about with all the cameras around." What the hell is that? Maybe she is incredibly kinky in some fun way. Maybe she is really a he in drag. I think the bachboy would like that. And he's already cheating on his women! Some TV show I was watching said that the Bachelor had been seen walking down a street holding hands with some minor starlet--well, they said her name but I didn't recognize it (or remember it). What a whore that guy must be. Swami
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lionsroar 157 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Blistex Spokesperson"
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04-23-02, 09:07 AM (EST)
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28. "RE: The Bachelor" |
You aren't lying about him being a whore. He would've screwed all 3 of them last night if shannon would've let him and he wouldn't have got sick with trista. I was hoping that he would've gave shannon a rose last night and she would've turned him down haha. Did you see on the the preview of the reunion show how that one girl (the one to go last week) said "he never even knew my name till I made out with him" lol no wonder he's 31 and never been married...he thinks with his ##### and not his head and heart. What a loser, I'm glad he was rejected for survivor 4.
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AyaK 10426 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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04-25-02, 10:55 PM (EST)
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34. "Jill Jensen's E5 summary" |
LAST EDITED ON 04-26-02 AT 07:33 PM (EST)I hate to link to another site, but I'm going to do it anyway. For those of you who missed this disgusting display by man-whore Alex, please read Jill Jensen's summary of it here: http://www.realitytvfans.com/newspub/story.cfm?ID=4781 And, if you missed the previous episode with Alex's visits to the parents of the remaining bimbos, read Jill's summary here. And Jill, since you ARE a member of this site, feel free to post a link to your summary of the finale, because this is the only time I'm going to post one for you!
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Ashmo 545 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Reality Show Commentator"
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04-23-02, 02:20 PM (EST)
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29. "Bachelor Chat" |
MSN put on a chat for the bachelor, Alex. Sheila and I were there for about the first 30 minutes of it. I submitted about 3 questions and in the time I was there I didn't see any of mine answered. Oh, well, he if he would rather answer the dumbass questions instead, that is his problem. A lot of marriage proposals in the chat in my opinion.There will be a chat transcript available soon so hopefully I will get to see what I missed in the last 30 minutes of the chat and maybe if I'm lucky, I will of had at least one of my questions answered. But from what I saw, the chat was extremely uneventful and not any useful information at all basically because of all the stupid questions being asked. Ashmo
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twentyfourseven 31 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Beauty Pageant Celebrity Judge"
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04-23-02, 10:18 PM (EST)
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30. "Spoiler! (Look Away, etc etc)" |
It's....................................Amanda! Apparently those geniuses who run the ABC website forgot to disable the link on the 'Dating Tracker'. When you move the cursor over the blank square (where the chosen girl's pic will be) it says 'Amanda'.
Clever placing of a red herring or boneheaded gaff?
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Ashmo 545 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Reality Show Commentator"
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04-24-02, 00:08 AM (EST)
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31. "RE: Spoiler! (Look Away, etc etc)" |
It doesn't say it anymore so they must've changed it. Damn Dumbasses.Ashlee
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Scarberian 69 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Hollywood Squares Square"
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04-24-02, 11:43 AM (EST)
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32. "RE: Spoiler! (Look Away, etc etc)" |
Clever placing of a red herring... by ABC? I think not...
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Big_Jim 16 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Got Milk? Spokesperson"
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04-24-02, 12:44 PM (EST)
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33. "RE: The Bachelor" |
The show would be much more fun if they started with the ugliest people possible.The exit speeches would be full of denial, rationalization and deflection. It would be hilarious.
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Dougbie 29 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Beauty Pageant Celebrity Judge"
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04-26-02, 00:49 AM (EST)
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35. "RE: The Bachelor" |
Not to be too lame or desperate, but can anyone fill me in on the last episode. Our local affiliate here in Portland decided to show the Trailblazers make fools of themselves versus the Lakers in the NBA playoffs. The Bachelor isn't worth staying up until 11:00 or 12:00 to find out who he picked (Amanda -- no surprise you could tell he wanted her boobs from that first date.) But I am interested in hearing if he gives any rational and what Trista has to say.So if someone could give me a quick summary I'd love it. thanks Dougbie
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lionsroar 157 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Blistex Spokesperson"
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04-26-02, 01:15 PM (EST)
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36. "RE: The Bachelor" |
yep he picked Amanda. Said that he spent too much time trying to unwrap the mystery of Trista and not just enjoy the 'love and appreciation' that Amanda was giving him. He 'opened up' to Amanda finally, after she had already 'opened up' for him on at least one chocolatey occasion. He bought the ring and said he was gonna hang on to it so that he and Amanda could see how they got along away from the cameras and mansions. Amanda giggled and said 'of course'. Trista cried..said that she opened herself up to hurt because Alex told her that she was the one and she believed him...yet he ended up hurting her anyway. What a jerk. She said she would be just fine but she was sad. All 3 were suppose to be on the morning show this am, am very curious to hear what was said...anyone see it? Clue me in!
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Bebo 21083 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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04-26-02, 03:12 PM (EST)
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37. "Spanking!" |
Direct quote from the episode guide on abc.go.com:The two go for a dip in the hot tub, and start to kiss. Alex breaks the news that the mansion he's staying in is a little different from his real apartment; Amanda doesn't seem to mind in the least. Later on, Amanda tells Alex how amazing she thinks he is, and that she is falling in love with him. They kiss some more, and Amanda tells Alex she has a surprise for him when they go back inside. They do, and Amanda surprises Alex … in a French maid's outfit. We hear the sounds of spanking behind the closed bedroom door.
Am I the only one who missed this? I watched the whole Amanda date...and I think I would have noticed this! http://abc.abcnews.go.com/primetime/specials/bachelor/episodes/2001-02/64.html
S.O.B.
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lionsroar 157 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Blistex Spokesperson"
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04-26-02, 03:21 PM (EST)
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38. "RE: Spanking!" |
LMAO!! Nope I missed this too lol. No wonder he picked Amanda...lol now I can't get the echo of a spanking from my head.
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Kokoro 3899 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Thong Contest Judge"
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04-28-02, 04:02 AM (EST)
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39. "RE: The Bachelor" |
Get ready for The Bachelor 2---------------------------------------- Now let us never speak of S3 again. Stop Discrimination Now
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