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AyaK 10326 desperate attention whore postings
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09-20-02, 11:14 AM (EST)
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"Return of The Bachelor"
Temptation Island is, sadly, no longer with us right now, so The Bachelor has taken over its place as the sleaziest of the reality TV shows. It comes back NEXT WEEK with a "behind the scenes" episode preparing for the new season.

Anyone want to take a shot at summarizing all of the bimbos and himbos on this first show?

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  Subject     Author     Message Date     ID  
 RE: Return of The Bachelor LionChow 09-20-02 1
   Thanks AyaK 09-20-02 2
       RE: Thanks SurvivorBlows 09-21-02 3
           Thanks, Webby AyaK 09-21-02 4
               RE: Thanks, Webby Femme 09-21-02 5
               RE: Thanks, Webby Asrai 09-22-02 6
 RE: Return of The Bachelor greeneyes 09-23-02 7
 Schedule Update AyaK 09-23-02 8
 *sigh* samiam 09-23-02 9
 RE: Return of The Bachelor diamond 09-23-02 10
   RE: Return of The Bachelor SherpaDave 09-24-02 12
       RE: Return of The Bachelor diamond 09-24-02 13
 Summary Schedule Update SherpaDave 09-24-02 11
   Whoopee! AyaK 09-26-02 14
       RE: Whoopee! Asrai 09-27-02 15
 RE: Return of The Bachelor realitycoholic 10-02-02 16
   RE: Return of The Bachelor SherpaDave 10-06-02 19
 RE: Return of The Bachelor PigFace 10-06-02 17
   RE: Return of The Bachelor Asrai 10-06-02 18
 RE: Return of The Bachelor greeneyes 10-07-02 20
   RE: Return of The Bachelor SherpaDave 10-17-02 21
 Shannon on ET Loree 10-17-02 22
 Anyone want the extra episode? diamond 11-12-02 23

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LionChow 2033 desperate attention whore postings
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09-20-02, 01:53 PM (EST)
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1. "RE: Return of The Bachelor"

This show cracked me up last time, so I'd be happy to take a swipe, I mean, write a summary of the intro show!


Sign up for my 3rd season on Fanatics today!

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AyaK 10326 desperate attention whore postings
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09-20-02, 03:28 PM (EST)
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2. "Thanks"
LionChow, I thought this show was tailor-made for you. Thanks -- I'll be eagerly awaiting the summary!

OK, that takes care of the premiere, which is airing this Wednesday (9/25) at 9 PM. Here's the whole schedule:

E1: Wednesday, 9/25 -- LionChow
E2: Wednesday, 10/2
E3: Wednesday, 10/9
E4: Wednesday, 10/16
E5: Wednesday, 10/23
E6: Wednesday, 10/30

I don't know how many episodes there are of this show, but if we can schedule the first six, we'll be able to finish the rest! Since there are still 15 women left at the end of E2, and we know that there are only 2 women at the start of the finale, I figure we'll need at least 3 more episodes for the guy to find out which women are pliant (in more ways than one!).

P.S. If this is the correct schedule, then the show will end the day before the start of November sweeps (which actually start on 10/31 this year and go on for 4 weeks).

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09-21-02, 00:20 AM (EST)
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3. "RE: Thanks"
>I don't know how many episodes
>there are of this show,
>but if we can schedule
>the first six, we'll be
>able to finish the rest!

http://www.realitytvworld.com/index/print.php?sid=484

ABC has announced its fall premiere dates and the second season of 'The Bachelor' will premiere on Wednesday, September 25th at 9PM EST. ABC will air three eight-episode arcs of the reality series. The first and last arcs, like the original, will feature single bachelors. As previously reported, the middle arc will be called 'The Bachelorette' and feature Trista Rehn, the 29-year-old physical therapist from the first season

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09-21-02, 01:37 AM (EST)
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4. "Thanks, Webby"
Hey, reading the news pages takes time, you know. It's easier to just depend on the kindness of strangers.

OK, thanks to Webby's info, we can now plan a full schedule:

E1: Wednesday, 9/25 -- LionChow
E2: Wednesday, 10/2
E3: Wednesday, 10/9
E4: Wednesday, 10/16
E5: Wednesday, 10/23
E6: Wednesday, 10/30
E7: Wednesday, 11/6
E8 (finale): Wednesday, 11/13

This one is FUN to summarize. Let's keep those volunteers coming, folks!

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09-21-02, 03:01 PM (EST)
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5. "RE: Thanks, Webby"
Oh, I'm all about sleaze... I'd like to take one on. Thanks AyaK.


Femme

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09-22-02, 03:51 AM (EST)
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6. "RE: Thanks, Webby"
I loved the first season, and am looking forward to the second time around. I would love to write a summary, however, I need to think this one over. I'll get back with an answer in a few days.

If anyone can twist my arm, I might make a quicker decision!



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09-23-02, 03:24 PM (EST)
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7. "RE: Return of The Bachelor"
Ayak:

I'm a long time lurker of the board, and would love to try my hand at one of the Bachelor summaries. If you want another person. Just let me know which one.

-- Cindy

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AyaK 10326 desperate attention whore postings
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09-23-02, 06:30 PM (EST)
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8. "Schedule Update"
LAST EDITED ON 09-23-02 AT 08:59 PM (EST)

Here's the schedule so far...

E1: Wednesday, 9/25 -- LionChow
E2: Wednesday, 10/2 -- greeneyes (welcome, and good luck!)
E3: Wednesday, 10/9 -- Femme
E4: Wednesday, 10/16 -- samiam
E5: Wednesday, 10/23
E6: Wednesday, 10/30
E7: Wednesday, 11/6
E8 (finale): Wednesday, 11/13

Edited to add samiam (welcome, sami!).

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09-23-02, 08:34 PM (EST)
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9. "*sigh*"
LAST EDITED ON 09-23-02 AT 10:34 PM (EST)

I have yet to do a summary of anything, so I may as well start here. Count me in, and just assign me a date, okay? I'll start my anti-nausea drugs now, just in case.


CanNOT believe I'm stooping to watch sleaze to feed my attention whoredom...

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09-23-02, 10:41 PM (EST)
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10. "RE: Return of The Bachelor"
LAST EDITED ON 09-23-02 AT 10:56 PM (EST)

Hey AyaK,

Sign me up for one too. I can do any of the remaining episodes, except for Oct. 30. (My summary for TAR3 is that week, and it airs at the same time as The Bachelor, and I only have one VCR!)

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09-24-02, 01:38 PM (EST)
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12. "RE: Return of The Bachelor"
Hey there,

I have you down for the 10/23 episode right now, but... how would you feel about taking a crack at the finale on 11/13 instead? That'd give you a little more breathing room between summaries AND ensure that we definitely have the finale covered. Interested?

Thanks!


Criminals From the Neck Up

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09-24-02, 02:32 PM (EST)
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13. "RE: Return of The Bachelor"
Sure! I'd be honored to try the finale. Then again, this is The Bachelor - maybe "honor" isn't exactly the right word...

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09-24-02, 01:47 AM (EST)
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11. "Summary Schedule Update"
LAST EDITED ON 09-27-02 AT 00:35 AM (EST)

Jumping in to let AyaK off the hook.

E1: Wednesday, 9/25 -- LionChow
E2: Wednesday, 10/2 -- greeneyes
E3: Wednesday, 10/9 -- Femme
E4: Wednesday, 10/16 -- samiam
E5: Wednesday, 10/23 -- Asrai
E6: Wednesday, 10/30
E7: Wednesday, 11/6
E8 (finale): Wednesday, 11/13 -- diamond

Diamond, thanks for taking on the finale! Two more slots left, folks!

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09-26-02, 03:15 PM (EST)
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14. "Whoopee!"
OK, Dave, it's all yours. Good choice for the finale writer!

To the new writers: just post your summaries straight to the board; you don't have to submit them to either Dave or me first.

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09-27-02, 00:16 AM (EST)
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15. "RE: Whoopee!"
Ok, count me in! Now, does anyone know a good divorce lawyer? I am in love with Aaron! *Swoon!*


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10-02-02, 07:11 PM (EST)
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16. "RE: Return of The Bachelor"
(gulp)...I raise my hand to do the dirty deed, that is, any Wednesday but the 30th. I'm ready and willing to get my hands filthy with Bachelor slime. AyaK, I've lurked an incredibly long time and I'm taking the steps out of the closet that I've long needed to do. If I'm prematurely signing up to do a summary, slap me down and put me in my place!

REALITYcoholic

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10-06-02, 03:40 AM (EST)
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19. "RE: Return of The Bachelor"
You got it! And thanks! Here's the schedule as of now:

E1: Wednesday, 9/25 -- LionChow
E2: Wednesday, 10/2 -- greeneyes
E3: Wednesday, 10/9 -- Femme
E4: Wednesday, 10/16 -- samiam
E5: Wednesday, 10/23 -- Asrai
E6: Wednesday, 10/30
E7: Wednesday, 11/6 -- realitycoholic
E8 (finale): Wednesday, 11/13 -- diamond


Criminals From the Neck Up

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10-06-02, 00:49 AM (EST)
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17. "RE: Return of The Bachelor"
I really hate the bachelor. Those stupid women always end up crying over him and he's no good anyway.
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10-06-02, 02:00 AM (EST)
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18. "RE: Return of The Bachelor"
That's easy said when you're not the one with 25 hot women fighting over you! However, I agree with you on the constant sobbing...that's so mentally unstable, if you ask me!

I mean, shed a tear or get pissed, but to run off boo-hooing is just so damned embarrassing! Heehee!


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10-07-02, 10:03 AM (EST)
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20. "RE: Return of The Bachelor"
LAST EDITED ON 10-07-02 AT 02:08 PM (EST)

Ayak or SherpaDave:

If you are still looking for someone for the 10/30 summary, I'd be glad to fill in. Doing the first one was a lot of fun.

-- Cindy

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10-17-02, 02:41 PM (EST)
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21. "RE: Return of The Bachelor"
Oops. Sorry I missed the offer. Yes! Thank you! We do still need someone for that slot, so I'm going to go ahead and pencil you in. Thanks!

E1: Wednesday, 9/25 -- LionChow (complete)
E2: Wednesday, 10/2 -- greeneyes (complete)
E3: Wednesday, 10/9 -- Femme (complete)
E4: Wednesday, 10/16 -- samiam (complete)
E5: Wednesday, 10/23 -- Asrai
E6: Wednesday, 10/30 -- greeneyes
E7: Wednesday, 11/6 -- realitycoholic
E8 (finale): Wednesday, 11/13 -- diamond


Criminals From the Neck Up

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10-17-02, 05:58 PM (EST)
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22. "Shannon on ET"
Shannon was not given a rose lastnight. So she was on ET today. She said that she had no chemistry with Aaron at all. She thinks the females that have the most chemistry with him are Gwen and Helene. She thinks he will pick one of them.
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11-12-02, 07:55 AM (EST)
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23. "Anyone want the extra episode?"
SherpaDave, I sent you an email a couple days ago, but I haven't heard anything from you, so I'm going to post this myself.

It appears that there is an extra episode of the Bachelor. The finale (which I am schedule to write) was supposed to be this week (Nov. 13), but it is in fact airing next week (Nov. 20). The reunion show, where they bring all the hos back, is this week. Does anyone want to summarize the reunion show? I can do it if no one volunteers, but I'd really rather not have two summaries in a row.

Thanks!

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