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"Anyone see this site list: You know you're a Mole-a-holic When . . . "

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DaSaintFan 47 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Beauty Pageant Celebrity Judge"	08-06-02, 11:58 PM (EST)
"Anyone see this site list: You know you're a Mole-a-holic When . . . "
You know you're a Mole-a-holic When . . . You bought the "Mole Killer" can on Ebay for over $50. You see a Television commercial with a red background, so you take your bag and leave without saying anything You decide to name your next-born Heather, Dorothy, Anderson, or Bill You and your fellow co-workers collect $50K to bribe the least liked employee to resign You've wondered what you'd look like with a mole on your face. You count the number of peas on everyone's plate at dinner, in case it is on tonight's quiz You are spotted rapelling off Hoover Dam trying to get clues. You make your family play tether ball before you can all go to bed You find reasons to use the word "mistrustfulness." You send a memo at work that leaves out all the G's. You've filled your kids' playhouse with pythons, bubbles and creepy dolls. You know each of The Mole contestants' habits and embarrassing moments, with the exception of maybe "Bob." You stopped writing in your diary for fear it will be traded to someone else, or you might be neutralized with a thumbprint sticker. You buy a box of mealworms at the pet store so you can dig through it for clues. You let your kids watch television all day Tuesday, so you have a good argument when you want to watch The Mole. Your favorite CD is The Mole soundtrack. You use your wedding day tape to record the final episode of the Mole. You just spent three hours 'decoding' a phone number someone just gave you You keep bugging the clerk at Blockbuster to find out when The Mole 2 will be out on DVD. You try to neutralize someone who's getting on your nerves by slipping them a green thumbprint Your wallet contains pictures of mole contestants and Anderson Cooper. Your vocabulary now includes the word "molish." Your welcome note on your cell phone is, "Who is The Mole?!" You make a co-worker leave your office after she says she never heard of The Mole. You bought a backup battery for your VCR. You wet your couch instead of leaving The Mole to pee. You looked into buying a pet mole. You plan to make your kids hunt for Mole thumbprints next Easter, instead of eggs. You wonder why someone would ask you to turn on Anderson Cooper, then you realize that AC meant Air Conditioning. You make a blueberry dessert, and are sure to leave one without a blueberry. You are more relieved to see a Green Thumb than the player whose name was entered courtesy of: http://home.att.net/~ferretoutthemole/mole.htm
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RE: Anyone see this site list: You... surfsup 08-07-02 1

RE: Anyone see this site list: You... Femme 08-07-02 2

RE: Anyone see this site list: You... kyngsladye 08-07-02 3

RE: Anyone see this site list: You... GeorgiaBelle 08-07-02 4

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surfsup 6 desperate attention whore postings
DAW Level: "American Cancer Society Spokesperson"
08-07-02, 00:49 AM (EST)

1. "RE: Anyone see this site list: You know you're a Mole-a-holic When . . . "

LOL

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Femme 3621 desperate attention whore postings
DAW Level: "Thong Contest Judge"
08-07-02, 00:57 AM (EST)

2. "RE: Anyone see this site list: You know you're a Mole-a-holic When . . . "

LOL. This is great! I love it! Some of my faves...
You count the number of peas on everyone's plate at dinner, in case it is on tonight's quiz.
You and your fellow co-workers collect $50K to bribe the least liked employee to resign.
You use your wedding day tape to record the final episode of the Mole.
You just spent three hours 'decoding' a phone number someone just gave you.

Femme

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kyngsladye 2921 desperate attention whore postings
DAW Level: "Howard Stern Show Guest"
08-07-02, 01:14 AM (EST)

3. "RE: Anyone see this site list: You know you're a Mole-a-holic When . . . "

They didn't put:
When you tell your boyfriend (who is overseas) to call back later because you are watching the MOLE. *laughs*
Not that I would ever do that *hee hee* Really! Never....

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GeorgiaBelle 2136 desperate attention whore postings
DAW Level: "Roller Coaster Inaugurator"
08-07-02, 01:25 AM (EST)

4. "RE: Anyone see this site list: You know you're a Mole-a-holic When . . . "

>You know you're a Mole-a-holic When
>. . .
1. You and your fellow co-workers collect $50K to bribe the least liked employee to resign
I have no problem with getting rid of them that way but I would rather take the 50K and find a new job.

2. You are spotted rapelling off Hoover Dam.
I have teenagers living at home. This action seems to be one that would be a better choice than cleaning under their bed.
3. You make your family play tether ball before you can all go to bed.
Get them tired and they will sleep late, you can have quite time or sleep late yourself.

4. You let your kids watch television all day Tuesday, so you have a good argument when you want to watch The Mole.
Sounds good to me.
5. Your favorite CD is The Mole soundtrack.
Me get to listen to a CD???? Refer above. I have teenagers in this house.
6. You try to neutralize someone who's getting on your nerves by slipping them a red thumbprint
If it works I have a whole list of people to send red thumbprints to.
7. Your wallet contains pictures Anderson Cooper
Who else would I carry a picture of?????????
8. You wet your couch instead of leaving The Mole to pee
And your point is????

9. You looked into buying a pet mole
Hey they are cute.
10. You wonder why someone would ask you to turn on Anderson Cooper, then you realize that AC meant Air Conditioning
I would have no problem with it being Anderson.
Cute site. Thanks for sharing.

I have always depended on the kindness of strangers.

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