Email this topic to a friend Printer-friendly version of this topic Bookmark this topic (Registered users only)		Previous Topic | Next Topic
Conferences The Osbournes Everything Forum (Protected)
Original message

SherpaDave 8324 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 11-25-02, 00:35 AM (EST) "Osbournes Summary Writers Needed" Ugh, I'm a dumbass and forgot to post this earlier, so sorry for the extremely short notice. "The Osbournes" begins its second season Tuesday night on MTV. I do not have a complete schedule for this season yet, but will post one as soon as I have it. Based on the MTV site, it looks like there were ten episodes last season, so for now, I'll post a schedule that assumes a new episode airs every Tuesday for ten weeks. Because of holidays and such, I think it's fairly likely to change, but I'd like to get writers lined up ASAP. Post to this thread if you'd like to write a summary AND if you have any episode preferences, ESPECIALLY if you're most interested in writing the first one, since it's in two days. Tentative Schedule: Tues, Nov. 26 - Episode 1 Tues, Dec. 3 - Episode 2 Tues, Dec. 10 - Episode 3 Tues, Dec. 17 - Episode 4 Tues, Dec. 24 - Episode 5 (seems fairly likely to change) Tues, Dec. 31 - Episode 6 (another likely candidate to change) Tues, Jan. 7 - Episode 7 Tues, Jan. 14 - Episode 8 Tues, Jan. 21 - Episode 9 Tues, Jan. 28 - Episode 10 Thanks in advance. I'll keep checking this thread regularly and slotting people in as they volunteer. Criminals From the Neck Up   Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

Subject     Author     Message Date     ID    RE: Osbournes Summary Writers Neede... SherpaDave 11-26-02 1    CR*P Drive My Car 11-26-02 2        RE: CR*P SherpaDave 11-26-02 3            Ack! Drive My Car 11-26-02 4                Paranoid AyaK 11-26-02 5                RE: Ack! SherpaDave 11-26-02 6                    RE: Ack! Drive My Car 11-26-02 7                        Sharon's cancer AyaK 11-26-02 10                            RE: Sharon's cancer Drive My Car 11-26-02 11                                RE: Sharon's cancer munson 11-26-02 12  RE: Osbournes Summary Writers Neede... NightScribe 11-26-02 8  RE: Osbournes Summary Writers Neede... SherpaDave 11-26-02 9    RE: Osbournes Summary Writers Neede... Frau Hexe 11-26-02 14  RE: Osbournes Summary Writers Neede... FesterFan1 11-26-02 13    RE: Osbournes Summary Writers Neede... SherpaDave 11-27-02 15

Lobby | Topics | Previous Topic | Next Topic

Messages in this topic

SherpaDave 8324 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 11-26-02, 00:43 AM (EST) 1. "RE: Osbournes Summary Writers Needed" Man, am I really going to have to summarize this bleeping show? Well, guess what! My work schedule changed! And I'm not even going to be home to watch this pile of bleep! And I'll still bleeping summarize it anyway if I have to. How hard can it be? Mix one part MTV.com summary and two parts jokes stolen from the bashers that post here and I'll look bleeping brilliant, yeah! Or someone else could step in before it airs tomorrow night and save everyone the pain of reading a bleeping summary by someone who didn't even watch the bleeping show. Criminals From the Neck Up   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

Drive My Car 20045 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 11-26-02, 12:46 PM (EST) 2. "CR*P" OMG I can't believe I am doing this. Dave, it is only because I feel sorry for you ( not really *giggle*)just hate to see you hanging ( begging). I'll tape tonights, and try to work something up, but there better not be a deadline, because it looks like the rest of the week could get busy. Oh and don't expect it to be any good. But count me in for the first one. Buggy- knows she will regret jumping on the "Crazy Train"   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

SherpaDave 8324 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 11-26-02, 02:26 PM (EST) 3. "RE: CR*P" Buggy, you're awesome. If a week other than Thanksgiving would be easier for you, I DID actually sucker talk someone into doing the first one last night. Let me make sure she wasn't on heavy amounts of medication, and I'll let you off the hook until ep2 if that'd be easier for ya. Thanks! Criminals From the Neck Up   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

Drive My Car 20045 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 11-26-02, 02:54 PM (EST) 4. "Ack!" It was a trick!? I been tricked??? Oh Dave you are the sneaky one.   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

AyaK 10083 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 11-26-02, 03:30 PM (EST) 5. "Paranoid" Well, Buggy, I'm glad someone agreed to do this show. THANKS! Hope you and Dave work out the logistics. I can't think of John Michael Osbourne without thinking of the first song of his that I ever heard: Paranoid (Osbourne/Iommi/Ward/Butler) Finished with my woman cause she couldn't help me with my mind People think I'm insane because I am frowning all the time All day long I think of things but nothing seems to satisfy Think I'll lose my mind if I don't find something to pacify Can you help me? Are you for my brain? Oh yeah! I need someone to show me the things in life that I can't find I can't see the things that make true happiness I must be blind Make a joke and I will sigh and you will laugh and I will cry Happiness I cannot feel and love to me is so unreal And so as you hear these words telling you now of my state I tell you to enjoy life I wish i could but it's too late   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

SherpaDave 8324 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 11-26-02, 03:32 PM (EST) 6. "RE: Ack!" Well... as of the time I posted, nobody had volunteered yet. And we DO need summary writers for TEN episodes, as far as I know. So people, if you were interested in writing but just not doing the premiere during Thanksgiving week, please do sign up. And Bug... is there one week that would work better for you than another? Criminals From the Neck Up   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

Drive My Car 20045 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 11-26-02, 04:11 PM (EST) 7. "RE: Ack!" No Dave. I was playing with you. I really only volunteered because I thought you were stuck for tonight, but I'll do this week or next. LOL afterall, it is only a half hour, and I will only understand half of what they are saying anyway. Oh and AK!! Hubby and I were listening to that album on vinyl the other night, still good stuff.   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

AyaK 10083 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 11-26-02, 05:29 PM (EST) 10. "Sharon's cancer" Apparently E2 is the episode when Sharon finds out about her cancer, and Ozzy freaks out -- then they cut to Jack surfing (seriously).   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

Drive My Car 20045 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 11-26-02, 05:47 PM (EST) 11. "RE: Sharon's cancer" Oh wonderful.   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

munson 1314 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Beef Jerky Spokesperson" 11-26-02, 06:20 PM (EST) 12. "RE: Sharon's cancer" It's not all bad. Heard Jack breaks/damages his elbow pretty badly. Lotsa laughs, huh? Good times. ?   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

NightScribe 761 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Fitness Correspondent" 11-26-02, 04:57 PM (EST) 8. "RE: Osbournes Summary Writers Needed" I'm sort of a late arrival on the Crazy Train--watched the whole damn season 1 this weekend on the Osbournes marathon. Frau and I love it, so we're volunteering (yes, Dave, I said WE) for a summary or two. The best part about writing a summary for the Osbournes is that you don't have to be funny. It's freakin' hysterical as is. Aaaaallllllll Aboooooooaaaard! ha ha ha ha   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

SherpaDave 8324 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 11-26-02, 05:20 PM (EST) 9. "RE: Osbournes Summary Writers Needed" LAST EDITED ON 11-27-02 AT 00:24 AM (EST) Okay, taking a few liberties based on what I've seen posted and conversations I've had, here's the schedule so far: Tentative Schedule: Tues, Nov. 26 - Episode 1 - Mon Cherie Tues, Dec. 3 - Episode 2 - Drive My Car Tues, Dec. 10 - Episode 3 - Nightscribe Tues, Dec. 17 - Episode 4 - Wildchickenhunter Tues, Dec. 24 - Episode 5 Tues, Dec. 31 - Episode 6 Tues, Jan. 7 - Episode 7 - FrauHexe Tues, Jan. 14 - Episode 8 - FesterFan1 (while daydreaming about my f*cking butt) Tues, Jan. 21 - Episode 9 Tues, Jan. 28 - Episode 10 Note that the XMas Eve and NY Eve eps seem likely to air on different dates. I'll keep people apprised. If anyone sees his/her name on this list who does NOT want to be there, please let me know ASAP. Five slots left! Criminals From the Neck Up   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

Frau Hexe 716 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Reality Show Commentator" 11-26-02, 11:50 PM (EST) 14. "RE: Osbournes Summary Writers Needed" Ummm...if my ep does fall on the 24th, I may need to bow out, as I'll be out of town and won't reliably be able to write a summary until a week or so later. I really would prefer something a bit later in the season if at all possible. Thanks Dave! "I know I can't be the only whatever I am in the room." -Ani Difranco   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

FesterFan1 5947 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 11-26-02, 11:50 PM (EST) 13. "RE: Osbournes Summary Writers Needed" LAST EDITED ON 11-26-02 AT 11:51 PM (EST) Maybe it's because I need something to look forward to with the in-laws coming this weekend, or maybe it's the dementia from lack of sleep due to my 14-month-old son who simultaneously is cutting his 4 molars and has pink eye, but I'd like to do one after the new year, if there are still slots available (and only if I can daydream about your butt while I write it). It's not so much that I'm a fan of the show as it is that I'd just like a chance to type "f*ck" a whole lot. F*cking Fester <-- Is now f*cking going to f*cking bed.   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

SherpaDave 8324 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 11-27-02, 00:26 AM (EST) 15. "RE: Osbournes Summary Writers Needed" K. Schedule's been revised to accommodate addition of Fester and change of date for Frau. Thanks! Criminals From the Neck Up   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

Lock | Archive | Remove

Lobby | Topics | Previous Topic | Next Topic

Select another forum Lobby The Amazing Race Message Board Forums (Conference)   |--The Amazing Race Fanatics Forum (Protected)   |--The Amazing Race Basher Forum (Protected)   |--The Amazing Race Spoiler/Speculation Forum (Protected) American Idol Message Board Forums (Conference)   |--American Idol General Discussion Forum (Protected)   |--American Idol Individual Contestant and Judge Discussion Forum (Protected) The Apprentice Message Board Forums (Conference)   |--The Apprentice General Discussion Forum (Protected)   |--The Apprentice Spoilers/Speculation Forum (Protected)   |--The Apprentice: Martha Stewart General Discussion Forum (Protected) Big Brother Message Board Forums (Conference)   |--Big Brother Fanatic Forum (Protected)   |--Big Brother Bashers Forum (Protected)   |--Big Brother Live Feed Updates And Spoilers (Protected) The Mole Message Board Forums (Conference)   |--The Mole General Discussion Forum (Protected)   |--The Mole Clues & Spoilers Forum (Protected) Survivor Message Board Forums (Conference)   |--Survivor Fanatic Forum (Protected)   |--Survivor Basher Forum (Protected)   |--Survivor Spoilers Forum (Protected)   |--Survivor Games Forum (Protected)   |--Spoiler Island Fantasy Game Forum (Protected)   |--Survivor 6 Spoiler/Speculation Forum (Protected)   |--Survivor 8 Spoilers Forum (Protected)   |--Survivor Book Forum (Protected)   |--SurvivorMarket Forum (Public) Other Reality TV Shows (Conference)   |--America's Got Talent Forum (Protected)   |--America's Next Top Model Forum (Protected)   |--The Bachelor / The Bachelorette Forum (Protected)   |--The Biggest Loser Forum (Protected)   |--Dancing with the Stars Forum (Protected)   |--Flavor of Love / I Love New York Forum (Protected)   |--I'm a Celebrity... Get Me Out of Here! Forum (Protected)   |--Jon & Kate Plus 8 Forum (Protected)   |--Hell's Kitchen Forum (Protected)   |--HGTV Design Star Forum (Protected)   |--Laguna Beach / The Hills Forum (Protected)   |--Project Runway Forum (Protected)   |--The Real Housewives Forum (Protected)   |--The Real World / Road Rules Forum (Protected)   |--So You Think You Can Dance Forum (Protected)   |--Top Chef Forum (Protected)   |--Trading Spouses / Wife Swap Forum (Protected)   |--Other Reality TV Shows Forum (Protected) Non-Reality TV Shows Forums (Conference)   |--24 Forum (Protected)   |--Desperate Housewives Forum (Protected)   |--Grey's Anatomy Forum (Protected)   |--Heroes Forum (Protected)   |--Lost Forum (Protected)   |--Other Non-Reality TV Shows Forum (Protected)   |--Non-Reality Daytime Soap Shows Forum (Protected) Off Topic (Conference)   |--Temporary Off Topic Forum (Protected)   |--The Help Forum (Protected)   |--Off-Topic Forum (Protected)   |--Off-Topic Sports Forum (Protected)   |--Story Competitions Forum (Protected) Other Inactive Reality TV Shows (Conference)   |--Age Of Love Forum (Protected)   |--Average Joe Forum (Protected)   |--Beauty and the Geek Forum (Protected)   |--Beg, Borrow, & Deal (Protected)   |--The Benefactor Forum (Protected)   |--Boy Meets Boy Forum (Protected)   |--The Casino Forum (Protected)   |--The Contender Forum (Protected)   |--Cupid Forum (Protected)   |--Fame Forum (Protected)   |--For Love Or Money Forum (Protected)   |--Joe Millionaire Forum (Protected)   |--Grease: You're the One That I Want Forum (Protected)   |--Kid Nation Forum (Protected)   |--Last Comic Standing Forum (Protected)   |--Mad Mad House Forum (Protected)   |--My Big Fat Obnoxious Fiance Forum (Protected)   |--Nashville Star Forum (Protected)   |--Next Action Star Forum (Protected)   |--On The Lot Forum (Protected)   |--Outback Jack Forum (Protected)   |--Paradise Hotel Forum (Protected)   |--Pirate Master Forum (Protected)   |--Playing It Straight Forum (Protected)   |--The Rebel Billionaire Forum (Protected)   |--Rock Star (Protected)   |--Skating With Celebrities Forum (Protected)   |--The Simple Life (Protected)   |--Superstars of Dance Forum (Protected)   |--The Surreal Life Forum (Protected)   |--Treasure Hunters Forum (Protected)   |--Wickedly Perfect Forum (Protected)   |--Joe Schmo Forum (Protected)   |--Todd TV Forum (Protected)   |--The Real Gilligan's Island (Protected)   |--Forever Eden Forum (Protected) Starting Over Message Board Forums (Conference)   |--Starting Over General Discussion Forum (Protected)   |--Starting Over Individual Houseguest Discussion Forum (Protected)   |--Starting Over Spoilers Forum (Protected) TemptationIslandSucks.com Message Board Forums (Conference)   |--Temptation Island Everything (Protected) TheOsbournesSucks.com Message Board Forums (Conference)   |--The Osbournes Everything Forum (Protected) BootCampBites.com Message Board Forums (Conference)   |--Boot Camp Spoiler/Speculation Forum (Protected)   |--Boot Camp Rant/Rave Forum (Protected) LoveCruiseSinks.com Message Board Forums (Conference)   |--Love Cruise Everything (Protected) Push-Nevada.net.com Message Board Forums (Conference)   |--Push, Nevada General Discussion Forum (Protected)   |--Push, Nevada Clue & Hint Forum (Protected) Inactive Forums (Conference)   |--BlowsVivor Forum (Protected)   |--2002 RealityTVWorld Blowie Award Nomination Forum (Protected)   |--September Eleven Forum (Protected)   |--Cornertime Forum (Public)   |--OLD The Amazing Race Basher Forum (Protected)   |--Survivor II: The Australian Outback Forum (Protected) TEMPORARY FORUMS (Conference)   |--Temporary The Amazing Race Fanatics Forum (Protected)   |--Temporary The Amazing Race Basher Forum (Protected)   |--Temporary The Amazing Race Spoiler/Speculation Forum (Protected)   |--Temporary America's Next Top Model Forum (Protected)   |--Temporary American Idol General Discussion Forum (Protected)   |--Temporary American Idol Individual Contestant and Judge Discussion Forum (Protected)   |--Temporary The Bachelor / The Bachelorette Forum (Public)   |--Temporary The Biggest Loser Forum (Protected)   |--Temporary Laguna Beach / The Hills Forum (Protected)   |--Temporary Other Reality TV Shows Forum (Protected)   |--Temporary Non-Reality TV Shows Forum (Protected)   |--Temporary Survivor Basher Forum (Protected)   |--Temporary Dancing with the Stars Forum (Protected)   |--Temporary Top Chef Forum (Protected)   |--Temporary Survivor Spoilers Forum (Protected)   |--Temporary Survivor Fanatic Forum (Protected)