good one estee.I'll add:
tell them you are seperated and want to be on the race to see if your relationship is worth saving (everytime I hear that I just smack my forehead and say "WHAT???")
try to focus on any physical or emotional abnormalities either partner might have
tell them you are in a long distance relationship
You used to be a professional football/soccer/tennis/ping pong/cheerleader etc etc. Just pick one though
mostly though, try to accentuate the fact that you are good looking and have large breasts and are not opposed to using them to get an advantage in the race
Tell them you are independly weathy but very cheap and don't really need the million dollars but want the free trip around the world.
tell them you are gay but your family doesn't know and this is how you want to come out (hold hands up, palms out) - not that there is anything wrong with that)