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"Big Brother #15 Week #8 Live Feeds: Axis Of Hair Dye."
Estee 55194 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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08-16-13, 08:03 AM (EST)
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"Big Brother #15 Week #8 Live Feeds: Axis Of Hair Dye." |
It may be worth noting that Aryan is on the verge of a record here. This is her fourth HoH (but sadly, we already did that joke) and getting a fifth in two weeks might just leave her with an entry all to herself. And it's very likely that she'll get deeper into the game and have that chance, unless someone finally decides to cull the goat population. Now, turning away from the Recycled Reich for a moment, let's play Find The Hamster. Did you spot her? That's Amanda crouched down behind the pantry garbage can, having a good cry about having lost yet another competition. ...look, at least it wasn't a bush or an urn. Yes, she was miserable. But Elissa topped her there by threatening to quit -- again -- and while that gave Helen a good chance to scream 'betrayal!' and 'I can't save her anymore!' and other sort-of-translated things, it didn't get the focus off Helen. Jessie gave the cage one gift on her way out: they've finally started to realize who the biggest liar in it truly is. As such, Helen is this week's target, with Elissa on backup. Will verbal backspin be enough to get Helen out of this? Not unless she can throw in a point-of-origin transplant within the next few days. As if Aryan was going to keep ignoring that forever... So prepare for the spectacle that is Campaign Under Fire. Remember, Helen's only defense is more offense -- which should turn Elissa into the cage's premiere mud pit. All messages approved by Helen with none of them fact-checked, which just gets them still more approval. Pretend it's 2014, okay? Oh, and it's worth noting that as predicted, this group cannot play the Svck Up To Jury card. Andy's message to Jessie? Oops.
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kingfish 16088 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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08-16-13, 11:50 AM (EST)
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2. "RE: A different strategy?" |
I think this is where we get to see whether Helen has the ultimate survival skills for this game, and whether she can work her magic (sorcery?) on Ayran again. She's good, but she's going to have to be at the top of her game to persuade Aryan not to do what Amanda and McCrea (A&M) want, which will likely include a Helen Nom.Along with old dependable pawn, Spencer, after whom one half of the Nomination Couch should be named. Who to vote back? Candice would seem to be the obvious choice to me, even though very likely she would immediately become the prime boot candidate. Will A&M divert their attention from Helen in order to vote out Candice again (or whoever the returnee is), thus sparing Helen and allowing her (or Elissa) one more chance to get HoH and put them up? (This is like a soap opera narration.) And another week of lively debate between her and GM would be amusing in a nails-on-chalkboard kind of way.
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Estee 55194 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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08-16-13, 12:00 PM (EST)
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3. "RE: A different strategy?" |
I missed the live show in favor of watching steroid-infused clams eat people, but isn't the Revive-A-Hamster going to be a competition involving the three current jurors and next evictee? No voting element?
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kingfish 16088 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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08-16-13, 12:29 PM (EST)
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5. "RE: A different strategy?" |
I'd have to watch again, but I think Chen said the returnee will be an America's choice vote between Judd, Candice, Jessie, and the next boot. So either the returnee will not return before the next boot vote, or America will be voting blind on the fourth slot.It would be another America’s SNAFU vote if Helen and Spencer were on the block, and America voted the blind spot thinking it would be Helen, and it turned out to be Spencer. And it would be very negligent of the DR producers if they didn’t remind whoever is returning that the line is: ”I’m back, bitches!” and earns Rachael another © dollar. Be prepared to hit the Mute button. So my whole speculation about whether Helen can use the returnee to deflect attention from her has to be rethought. Or thrown out. It goes back to Helen having to corner Aryan and talk nonstop to her until she persuades (hypnotizes) her to do as she wants.
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Estee 55194 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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08-16-13, 12:10 PM (EST)
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4. "RE: A different strategy?" |
But who can she sit next to that will give her a chance at winning? GinaMarie, probably -- but......actually, nevermind. How the audience sees her (at least for those who don't share her views) isn't necessarily how the cage is perceiving her game. Not that she's likely to play a card labeled I Pretended To Be Racist So You'd All Drag Me Along, but we've seen some weird hamster votes before. She has at least some chance to win, and $500,000 pre-tax dollars will buy twenty seconds with A-Fraud's PR team. It would also be remotely interesting to see if an Aryan win displaced Maggie from the top of the Worst Winner Ever list. But that's still a question I'd rather not have answered. Incidentally, Aryan did give out her reason for coming to the cage in the first place. Upon learning she would, at a minimum, become part of the jury and thus receive her full stipend, she announced that at last -- paraphrasing lightly -- she would have enough money to purchase a bra size increase. Brain cell implants are not only unavailable, but they would be undesired.
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08-16-13, 09:03 PM (EST)
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9. "Have/Have Not competition" |
5:53 PM GM, Amanda, Elissa and Helen are have nots NT 5:51 PM Head cheese and habaneros for the have nots NT
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08-17-13, 01:50 PM (EST)
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12. "Clownicide" |
Clowny is found hanging limp and bloodless from the shower. Here is a shot from the Scene of the Crime Aaryn's Avowal of Revenge to the house where she states she will put up the culprit as the replacement nominee.
Some are stating that the scene was set up to look like a suicide.
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Snidget 43862 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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08-17-13, 09:02 PM (EST)
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16. "RE: Clownicide" |
Clownie has also been found trying to down a bottle of pills.
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Estee 55194 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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08-18-13, 03:46 AM (EST)
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19. "RE: Clownicide" |
Clownie is having a perfectly reasonable series of reactions to being trapped in the cage with this cast.
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08-17-13, 02:36 PM (EST)
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13. "POV Players" |
LAST EDITED ON 08-17-13 AT 02:42 PM (EST)Obviously we Got HOH Aaryn and noms Helen and Elissa. The Chipheads are...G-Marie, Spencer and Andy. With that crew, I'm guessing Aaryn may indeed have a chance to needle the clown-killer. (Although, no one has copped to it yet. Nor was she that serious about the threat. But one can hope right?) On a slight tangent, there is an abundant amount of Elissa trashing going on. Helen is somehow gaining security this week with every fish-lip stare that Elissa displays. Brenchel ain't safe either.
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Snidget 43862 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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08-17-13, 02:52 PM (EST)
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14. "RE: POV Players" |
They have time to trash Elissa in between the rants about Candice?
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Estee 55194 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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08-19-13, 08:49 AM (EST)
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25. "GinaMarie teaches genetics." |
LAST EDITED ON 08-19-13 AT 04:35 PM (EST)She recently admitted that she found Howard quite physically attractive. However, she would never consider going out with him or any members of ethnic groups other than her own, because she doesn't date outside her species. ...I so want to ask her what my own genetic status is. I've occasionally said 'outcross' as a semi-shadowed joke, but now there's a chance I need my very own Latin! Maybe I can get a taxonomy entry out of this! Presuming GinaMarie can spell 'taxonomy'. Or anything else. But I'll have to wait until she gets out. And calms down, because she had reason to be very upset. OTEV didn't mention Nick. Incidentally, remember Elissa and her Possibly Very Fundie status -- the one which never quite comes out on the feeds? She accidentally gave Andy a black eye during the veto competition. Yeah, right. 'Accident'.
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kingfish 16088 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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08-19-13, 12:23 PM (EST)
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27. "RE: GinaMarie teaches genetics." |
LAST EDITED ON 08-19-13 AT 12:26 PM (EST)I think we can all agree that Gina Marie is probably a sub-species. That would explain a lot. Headline - "The Missing Link Has Been Located, It Was Found Next to the Olinguito Cage on Staten Island". I think we can also all agree that GM shouldn’t date outside her sub-species. Most especially if a date leads to breeding. And I'd like to know just what part of Elissa contacted Andy's eye. I presume that even a gay guy can appreciate the beauty in a bouncing bosom. That’s sort of universal, isn’t it?
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08-19-13, 10:47 PM (EST)
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29. "RE: GinaMarie teaches genetics." |
Unfortunately, she's simply a product of the system: A functioning idiot.
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kingfish 16088 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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08-19-13, 10:53 PM (EST)
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30. "RE: GinaMarie teaches genetics." |
An obvious case of alien sub-species racial bias. You should be ashamed, except that, well, it's GM. Go ahead and dump, she'd do it to you.
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Estee 55194 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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08-20-13, 08:14 AM (EST)
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31. "More houseguests outsmarting GinaMarie" |
The ants are back....oh, like you were expecting Endemol to spend anything on cleaning the place between seasons... GinaMarie, perhaps hopeful of an enemy she could outwit, was one of the lead forces in going after them. (Helen, used to single-minded opponents marching in unthinking order, was the other.) Most of the invasion was in the kitchen, so they took the typical human precaution of spraying fatal poisons on everything in sight. (Raid does such a good job of killing, you know -- everything.) Much food was disposed of. A great deal of countertop was wiped, presumably working with the arrow. Dishes were segregated, which undoubtedly made Aryan happy while GinaMarie wondered if she should openly decry the fact that plates were being stored with the separate species that is utensils and there was a chance they might date. I would have invoked Utensia here, but no one would have gotten it. And so the kitchen was taken back. Right up until the point they discovered the ants were in the fridge while Amanda found the line marching towards the bathroom. Michelle might have been invoked at that point, mostly just to keep the blame away from Candice for three minutes. It's a forgone victory for the six-leggers, really. But let's see how long the hamsters can pretend. Meanwhile: Clownie has killed himself again. Twice. (Total count: four.) Hair dryer in the shower and plastic bag over the head. Feed viewers feel Andy is the lead suspect, but I wouldn't be surprised by the rats playing a dark series of jokes. Elissa took herself off the block and Perma-Pawn Spencer went up, regretting that once again he was facing a week without a vote. (Frank called and told him to svck it up.) If it's any consolation, Spencer, your medical heroes didn't believe in giving people a choice in their own fates either. Helen has been campaigning so hard as to require an equal time law for reality television. Happily for her, fact-checking and supporting her own claims with evidence are disallowed. Also, it turns out she can cry at will. Handy! And one of the current house tactics? Includes the words 'good people'. Helen is bashing Amanda with one voice and giving her relationship advice in the other. Then she bashes Amanda again with Elissa happily going along. (By the way, Elissa recently claimed she's allergic to slop on a fatal level and the producers have been withholding her medicine.) Amanda, Aryan, and McCrae wait for a chance to be alone and then bash Helen & Elissa. Over and over and over. We are back at BB6 and they all want to be Maggie. Hooray for Casting.
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kingfish 16088 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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08-20-13, 09:11 AM (EST)
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33. "RE: More houseguests outsmarting GinaMarie" |
The boot votes? Maybe?Elissa - Spenser Amanda - Helen McCrea - Helen Andy - Helen GM - Spenser(? - eh, probably not, but maybe) There isn't much Helen can do except to demonize Spenser to GM and Amanda and turn their votes. Which would probably also get McCrea's vote. If anybody can do it, Helen can. It seems very doubtful, though. I'd like to see Helen work out on Amanda's paranoia button. And hide her meds. I never thought it would come to this, but if Helen goes this week, I will find myself actually rooting for Elissa. Hoplessly rooting for Elissa.
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08-20-13, 09:19 AM (EST)
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34. "RE: More houseguests outsmarting GinaMarie" |
If Helen goes, I am going to watch for one reason only - to watch McCrae backstab Amanda. You know it's going to happen. And it'll be so fun to watch.
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08-20-13, 05:08 PM (EST)
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39. "RE: More houseguests outsmarting GinaMarie" |
I really think it would go the other way. McCrae doesn't have the guts to do it but she does. Besides, McCrae would win against her so why would he backstab her? Amanda needs to bring her puppet Aaryn to have a chance.
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08-21-13, 10:57 AM (EST)
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43. "RE: More houseguests outsmarting GinaMarie" |
Agreed. He's not going to want her eviction anywhere near his hands, plausible deniablilty at all costs. I would see him voting to keep her as long as he was absolutely sure the votes to evict her were coming.
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Estee 55194 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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08-21-13, 08:22 AM (EST)
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41. "The Dingo ate her credibility." |
Can anyone figure out what's happening with Elissa when it comes to Hamsterwatch? She keeps switching between 'I've never heard of such a thing, it's stupid, why would anyone even do that' to 'Oh, I've met her! Did you know she makes a ton of money off the site? Yes, we're likethis...'Who does Elissa think she is, Danielle? Incidentally, the Clownie suicide assister did turn out to be Andy. Most recent death: stuffed into the HoH fridge. There's a website for that.
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08-21-13, 12:10 PM (EST)
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46. "The fear is real" |
Fear of Clowns, it should be the fear of hamsters.coul·ro·pho·bi·a noun an abnormal fear of clowns.Just sayin'. So I got all googlish and searched fear of kingfish. This is what came up. Cute <3
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Snidget 43862 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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08-21-13, 11:07 AM (EST)
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45. "RE: The Dingo ate her credibility." |
I think all the bendy has one of her chips misaligned so it is only seated properly half the tiem.
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Estee 55194 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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08-22-13, 08:02 AM (EST)
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48. "The power of mass hate almost comes through." |
Aryan made a little mistake with her drinking liquids.Just a small one. Really, water, nail polish remover, it could happen to anyone. No, she didn't die. She didn't even leave the cage: it's not as if the rats are paying for an ambulance this season. But gee, it was just a tiny error... Meanwhile, Elissa has lost it. Fair Using Hamsterwatch here: 'as if on cue after my questioning Elissa's behavior last night, she went into all new directions today, ranging from openly saying "they" (producers) won't get rid of her, to lashing out, to tears, and back to trashing others and being trashed by them in turn.. if they are giving her a script, for lack of a better word, I think she needs more direction with it because I don't think anyone is able to follow her plot' Which led to Aryan delivering the following line, courtesy of the chemicals temporarily boosting her IQ: "When it's about Elissa, I feel like an actress on a cast on a tv show for entertainment only, I do not feel like I'm playing Big Brother." Silly Aryan! According to the FCC rigging question, the whole thing has always been for entertainment only! But Elissa is in fact actually saying the rats won't get rid of her because she was cast as Rachel's sister. Oooh... open theories... By the way, if you've been waiting on a show birthday, we just had one: GinaMarie. And as another sign of how this group gets treated, the rats refused to lift the Have-Not restrictions for even a single hour to allow any kind of party, let alone bothering to deliver gifts which would only be confiscated later. GM got nada except a crying fit over getting nada. The other hamsters (except Elissa, who doesn't have to do such things because the producers love her) threw her a Let's Dress Like GM party, cone of shame included. At some point, GM got a bloody nose and stuffed it with tissues, possibly because she's low on the tampons which were used the last time it happened. We seem to be facing a Helen eviction right now as the political rhetoric finally runs out ahead of the vote -- but the U-Turn looms ahead.
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Estee 55194 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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08-22-13, 08:56 AM (EST)
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49. "This explains a little." |
LAST EDITED ON 08-22-13 AT 08:57 AM (EST)According to Amanda, she went through a miscarriage just before the season began. That emotional upheaval followed by being locked in the cage -- not a recipe for emotional health. And somewhere around the time she admitted that, she threatened to place a certain bodily secretion in Elissa's eyes. I could name it here without violating the guidelines, but it's so much more fun to make y'all head over to FHags for a look.
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08-22-13, 03:57 PM (EST)
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55. "RE: This explains a little." |
The set up, thanks Sir Fish:She may actually be leaving BB15 with a PizzaBoy baby. The hit: Yeah, but would she get a guaranteed 30 minute delivery? >rimshot< thanks I'll be here all season.
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